Baby Watch

T-minus three months until total loss of sleep, life, and mind. I’m counting on all of you hostage aunts, uncles, and somewhere in between, to keep me honest and give me tons of advice on how to raise a baby. Every new parent loves to hear about what they’re doing wrong and how its going to permanently scar their child!

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BBF

Hello lazy lions, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our model was born October 20, 1991 in Dvůr Králové nad Labem, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 36D-26-37 and 130lbs, please stop pilates long enough to welcome, Miss Mary Queen! (AKA– Agata, Angela, Lena, Miela, Miela A, Mirka, Mirra, Mora Mia, Terry Fine, Miroslava Holzapflova)

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BBF

Hello dog whistlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our subjects today are naturally attached to a Romanian Glamour Model, born August 17th, 1989.  She towers over MJ at 5’4″, and measures 42F-28-37.  Please stop being aloof long enough to welcome, Miss Luna Amor!

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BBF

Hello Troopers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model today was born in Chicago on January 15th, 1989.  She stands 5’7″ and measures 36DDD-24-40 and 120lbs.  Please stop freaking out man long enough to say hello to Miss Christina Iannelli!

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and On, On and On, On and On

Leon who?

 

I have two speeches ready for Boy1, not sure which to deliver.

Option 1:

Option 2:

 

I’m hungry.  What’s for lunch?

 

 

BBF

Hello flamers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a porn star, born in Middletown, New Jersey on January 31st, 1994.  She measures 32D-24-28, 5’6″ and 108lbs.  Please stop being fabulous long enough to welcome, Miss Whitney Westgate!

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Cross Wire

And so we find ourselves with one foot on the dock and one on the boat.

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