Hello lazy lions, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Our model was born October 20, 1991 in Dvůr Králové nad Labem, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 36D-26-37 and 130lbs, please stop pilates long enough to welcome, Miss Mary Queen! (AKA– Agata, Angela, Lena, Miela, Miela A, Mirka, Mirra, Mora Mia, Terry Fine, Miroslava Holzapflova)
June 16, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Buzzcut, Canine, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
As I’m sure you are all aware president Obama is set to make his big comeback to the US and public life after pretending to write his memoirs on a mega yacht with Oprah and Tom Hanks (WILSON!!!!!!!). Here’s an excerpt of his first draft that will be later turned into dramatic prose by a little known college professor and spontaneous combustion enthusiast.
Chapter 1
Barack’s version: Sat down to watch a rerun of SportCenter at 11 after calling SlowJoe and a quick workout with Mooch. Fell asleep. Woke up during the nooner of SC just in time to see Venus Williams winning some white shit tourney for the third time. Man, what an ass. I’d like to put a Mike Tyson mask on her and lay into them hindquarters. Trump sucks! San Demus High School rules!
Ayers version: Five Nine score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.
April 22, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 9/11 Bush's fault, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Caffeine, dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Nate Silver, OWS, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Stroller, The 1%, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, You People Make Me Sick, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom should be on the new ten, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 204 Comments
Hello dog whistlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Our subjects today are naturally attached to a Romanian Glamour Model, born August 17th, 1989. She towers over MJ at 5’4″, and measures 42F-28-37. Please stop being aloof long enough to welcome, Miss Luna Amor!
November 25, 2016
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Black helicopters, Boobs, Buzzcut, dicking bimbos, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Rub meat, rush limbaugh, The Bear Is Loose, those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments
Hello Troopers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model today was born in Chicago on January 15th, 1989. She stands 5’7″ and measures 36DDD-24-40 and 120lbs. Please stop freaking out man long enough to say hello to Miss Christina Iannelli!
September 30, 2016
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Boobs, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Old Spice, slut, Suck It., those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 292 Comments
Leon who?
I have two speeches ready for Boy1, not sure which to deliver.
Option 1:
Option 2:
I’m hungry. What’s for lunch?
August 27, 2016
Categories: Baseball, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, Books, Brazil, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Buzzcut . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 235 Comments
Hello flamers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a porn star, born in Middletown, New Jersey on January 31st, 1994. She measures 32D-24-28, 5’6″ and 108lbs. Please stop being fabulous long enough to welcome, Miss Whitney Westgate!
June 10, 2016
Categories: Boobs, Bugout Jelly, Buzzcut, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Coonskin, crisp bills, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 194 Comments
And so we find ourselves with one foot on the dock and one on the boat.
April 26, 2016
Categories: asshole, bbq, Buzzcut, Chapeau, Compound W, Electrical, Fucking Wagon, Happy, I am, It must be true!, police involvement, Safety, Sorry., Steamed Lobster, Tuesday . . Author: Mr Chumpo . Comments: 311 Comments
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July 11, 2015
Categories: Buzzcut, Follically challenged, High and tight, Kinky Afro, Pompadour . Tags: For want of a nail, Girlie drinks, Hamburgler, Royale with cheese . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 179 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
Prove I didn’t send that to her.
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