Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born October 17th, 1994 in Kaunas, Lithuania. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 35 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please grab a chair for Miss Neringa Kriziute.
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born October 17th, 1994 in Kaunas, Lithuania. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 35 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please grab a chair for Miss Neringa Kriziute.
April 29, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BBF, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Beret, Blankie, Boobs, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chapeau, Chief Grumpybutt, Chubs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fat chicks, flick it good, Foreignotica, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Gentian violet, Glitter Shit, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, H2 Wedding, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, Heavy Metal Thunder, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lazy Man's Lobster, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Lobster Thermidor, Luckiest Dog Alive, meghan mccain fat, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, paris hilton whore, Penis Sipper, personal junk, Politics, poop blog, racist, Really, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, rush limbaugh, show me your tits, Smokeshow, Socialism!, Space pens, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suddenly Sumo, swinging with friends, Ten Gallon, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 115 Comments
Iowa State wins! It’s Juicy Wiggle time!
March 22, 2022
Categories: lazy bastards anonymous, Lazy Man's Lobster, sissymaryrosettacunt . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 95 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today was born November 28th, 1999 in Morioka, Iwate, Japan. She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 40 – 24 – 35. Please translate for Miss Hana Himesaki.
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March 4, 2022
Categories: #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, I am, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, illuminati, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Lazy Man's Lobster, Like you know how to read., Literature, Loose Ass Snatch, lying phquer, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moon Pie Smash, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Ride the pony, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, Suddenly Sumo . Tags: shaken not stirred, Sorry bout those nukes . Author: Pupster . Comments: 128 Comments
October 7, 2021
Categories: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, Lazy Man's Lobster, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, Punk Rock, Rocky Dennis, Steamed Lobster . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments
Well window lickers it’s time for summer. Down here in the SOUTH (filled with racists, you are issued a hood at the Georgia border) the weather is getting a bit warmer and we are bidding adieu to old man winterspring. Notice how I worked in a reference to de Fuhrer PBUH by using German in that last sentence? That’s how racist we are down here. We speak German, hate cold weather, and are super friendly. I literally have no idea what any of this means. I’m just typing whatever pops into my grey mush.
So, it’s time for sidewalk chalk! A time honored tradition where people go outside with their kids, pretend to hear the phone ring, go back inside to make a drink, then go back outside in about 15 or 20 minutes to make sure the kiddos are still in one piece. While most kids fit more into the impressionist or modern art category, I think I’ve found some rather clever uses of sidewalk chalk for us to enjoy. These fun little pieces of temporary art all use the cracks to make something fun and whimsical.
April 1, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #hashtag, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, In the face, Incisor, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Premolar, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, Taint Tanner, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, tubgirl, TurtleFacePlant, walnut, WarPr0n, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 154 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Democrat Clown Car 2020, democrats, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dig deep the gathering gloom, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger, Dr B wants to Spank you, Drinking heavily, Drugs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, ducks are people too, Earworm dammit, Easter Eggs, Easter Pig, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, ember shoes, Emily, Emily's Dull Affect, erection day coverage, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fart! Fart! 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Hello hair-pullers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Did you know this is Rob Schneider’s daughter? He must be very proud.
Your model is a food writer, journalist and broadcaster known for her popular cooking and lifestyle shows on British television. She was born January 6th, 1960 into the upper class family of Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby) a Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet. She stands 5’7″ tall, sports some 32G sized jumper pads and weighs in around 10.5 stone. Please stop trying to be someone else and say hello to Ms. Nigella Lawson.
May 5, 2017
Categories: alcohol, almond, bacon, BBF, bbq, beefcake, Beer, Birthday Cake, Boobs, Booze, Bugout Jelly, cashew, cereal, cheese, Chocolate, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Eggs, FUCK SALT!!!, Hambone, Huevos divorciados, I feel like chicken tonight., Lazy Man's Lobster, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!!, macadamia, quesadillas, Rub meat, She-Meat, skittles, Steamed Lobster, those are some big boobs, walnut, weiner, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments
Hola bishes. Long time no escribo.
This is a 100% true story that is completely, honestly, 100% on the level with the truth. Estoy siendo honesto, punta maricones. I wouldn’t lie to anyone.
Anonche, en mi cama, I had a vision of a delicious cocktail. Was it the first signs of a budding addiction (it wasn’t)? Was it an implanted memory from our conversation last night (not likely)? Was it a reaction to a brain that will never quite shut off (possibly)? First symptoms of syphilis contracted from your mom (bingo)?
The answer is yes. Never mind what’s in the parenthesis. As you know from watching CNN they like to make sure that headlines are correctomundo as they interpret. But I digress.
What was this sueno de grandeza? It’s the cocktail to end all cocktails. A swanky, frothy, cream filled bananalicious, stripper referencing libation named the Dicking Bimbo!
Grab yourself a blender and get busy with this recipe:
1 oz vanilla or cake flavored vodka
.5 oz brandy
.5 oz banana liqueur (99 bananas is the best)
1 large, phallic banana
2 oz whipping cream
dash cinnamon
ice
Put everything in your addiction mixer and whip it up! It tastes a little like bananas foster, but with a kick. Alcohol content: 6.8 chads. Stripper names: 2.
September 15, 2016
Categories: #hashtag, asshole, Birthday Cake, Chapeau, Cheedy, Easter Pig, Help me Regis, I'm 7 Indians, I'm gonna need new batteries, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Lazy Man's Lobster, Marathon not a sprint, Nate Silver, Oprah's Slut Club, OWS, OWS Douchebags, Pompadour, Rule 34, Stroller, The Bear Is Loose, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Your mom likes this, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 195 Comments
Hello office twerkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!
August 19, 2016
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Boobs, Booze, but not the good kind, Chapeau, Ed Balls, Electrical, fucking genius, High and tight, I am judging you, I'm not judging you, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, mesadick, misogyny, No Drama, oxycontin, peanut, police involvement, POON!, Really, Scurvy, STFU, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Taint Pics of Osprey, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Yard and Garden, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 252 Comments
A night for sharing.
I’ll open with Psychostick. This one is for Sean, and his beard.
And this one is just a classic.
April 3, 2016
Categories: Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, I Love You Peeps, Lazy Man's Lobster, Your dad likes this . . Author: lumps . Comments: 44 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.