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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in San Francisco, California on December 7th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 36 and 143 lbs.  Please check your breath and talk about Keto with Miss Laci Kay Somers!

 

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hatred

Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.

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i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.

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Dead Woodchuck Sighting

So Spring is finally here I think. I saw a dead woodchuck on the side of the road, the robins are chirping in the back yard, and i saw an eagle flying around with a large bunch of nesting material or a small child not sure which – maybe both; so Spring.

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No Rush

MJ says today’s brystals will be of the noon-ish flavor.

So you swine will have to wait a lil’ while.

 

Here’s some inspirational posters to help you along.

 

Monday Morning Mushrooms – 3,14159.00

Happy Martin (LK) Mushroom Monday!!

Whose turn is it to make breffiss?

Everything pies are always a great way to celebrate MLK Day amirite?

For the bacon and eggs crowd – here ya go, ya boring bastards.

Now onward and upward to mushroom stuff that MJ (aka Mushroom Junkie) soooo looks forward to on a crisp and beautiful Monday morning.

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Bersatrix Friday.

 

bersatrix – baby-sitter, a rocker of children in a cradle

 

 

 

Your model for today was born May 24th, 1991 in St. Petersburg, Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″, 36-24-34 and 108 lbs.  Please say “Вы красивы как звезда” to Miss Olga Kobzar AKA Polina Peca.

 

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Science Tuesday – Nasal Nutrition

Knowledge does a body good.

Part One (in a developing lecture series): Boogers & You

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Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

Lyrics Link

Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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Sunday Taint

**Mazie Hirono: Kavanaugh enters Supreme Court with ‘huge taint**

I’d like to see Lindsey open up an investigation as to whether or not crazy Hawaii lady is qualified to determine the relative size of taints.

 

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