Phenomemenal

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Sad Story & then some pics

There once was a monkey named Juan Pedro Eustace Morales Domingo Santa-Bella del a Cruz the third.

He was a very nice monkey.

Then he got mixed up with a bad crowd.

Then he died a horrible death.

My inner monkey weeps at his passing.

-FIN –

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 17th, 1998 in Winnetka, Illinois, USA. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 402535 and 128 lbs. Please grab a snack for Miss Anna Kocnahius.

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Mid-Winter Blues

Hot-n-Tot spices up his winter festivities after breakfast with your mom:

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Crytidz – a Message from the Good Doctor

Because I post stupid shit that doesn’t even make sense to me most of the time, one of our brothers here at hostageland sent me a link for this little beastie:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.X3_GfvHlh_8Fdpafkon4kAHaEK%26pid%3DApi&f=1
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weird puss won’t let me use VPN

It’s gotten to a point where everyone and everything wants a piece of your shit….

No privacy without extraordinary measures.

Maybe the Great Reset will be the petard the ruling scum will be hoisted on.

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born February 4th, 1999 in Boca Raton, Florida. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 342434 and 126 lbs. Please get tuned up for Miss Sarah Gibson.

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