Belly Button Micro Penis

First, there was Lemon Bear Dick Punch. It was an attempt to put four words together in a totally new, completely randomly ridiculous sequence. Today, I humbly submit that BBMP is possibly even moar dumb than LBDP. If I make the meat face, I’ll tell you the story of how it came about. By my calculations, that gives me about 99.0789 days to make something up, make and sell enough of the red meth for airfare, and get my bones stretched to ‘normal’ proportions.

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