MMM 371

Power outage yesterday helped us learn that the breaker in the house labeled “barn” might not be connected to, well, anything.  The barn appears to be wired to a breaker labeled “OUT” in the breaker box in the other basement.  Neat!

Big balls around this place.

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June 17, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it, flick it good, groomin' your shroom, homophobe, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 96 Comments

BBF

Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

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Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

Pish Posh, It’s A Mish Mash

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Old school gangster

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July 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, Barack Obama, Baseball, Bowel Prep, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Happy B-Day Michael, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just another jimbroglio, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 115 Comments

BBF

Hello two for ones, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was floated by Jimbro, she is a talented pianist and composer, born July 3rd, 1985 in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Please slow your roll and say hello to Miss Lola Astanova!

 

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May 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, cool tunes, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Ed Balls, Electrical, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, Hambone, Hanks, Headless Whoresman, High and tight, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, Knockers, Lactation, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, oprah's big booty band, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pompadour, POON!, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's MJ?, You're a TOTAL douche . Tags: . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

BBF

Hello  cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.

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March 16, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, Bacon Strips, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Cheedy, cheese, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Help me Regis, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Kyle, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . Tags: . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

MMM 306: The first real Monday

Since last week’s Monday was basically a bye week for Monday enthusiasts, as was the week before that, I’m calling this the first real Monday of 2018.  You don’t read my defunct blog, and shouldn’t, but I posted some goals there for the year.

Today’s pilates workout:

Going to follow that up with my normal calisthenics at some point, maybe just treat this as a dynamic warmup.  I think this would be plenty if I didn’t also want big gunz.

Ikea shopper.

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January 8, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, flick it, flick it good, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, homophobe, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 237 Comments

MMM 305: New Year, Old You

Let’s face it, you’re not going to change.  You’ll wimp out, make excuses, and stop trying to improve yourself sometime around Thursday of this week, assuming you were “resolved” (HA!) to do anything of the sort.  That’s just the kind of person you are.  And that’s okay, right?  I mean it kind of has to be, since it’s essentially set in stone.

Did that make you mad?  Make you want to object, say something angry to me and possibly about my mother?   Good.  That’s anger, the good kind.  You gotta be so disgusted with the way things are that you’ll utterly refuse to accept it, and anger is an essential part of that.  Use that.  Be enraged at the schlub you don’t want to be, and kick that bad crap out of your life and yourself.

Do girls still get bellybutton jewelry, or is that finally going out of style?

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January 1, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, open your chaste mouth, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, Who You Calling Racist?, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 145 Comments

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