I Wear My Meme Glasses at Night

Yeah, you probably saw that one coming.

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September 3, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, cheese, crisp bills, Douche-bagger, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fuck you, Granny Clinton, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, lying phquer, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Not Boobs, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Sandra Fluke, Steamed Lobster, taste the rainbow, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., tubgirl, Where's MJ?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 83 Comments

MMM 376

Day 4 of 7 as solo dad.  I might make it, we’ll see.

She seems nice.

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July 29, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 117 Comments

MMM 375: Lockjaw

Weekend was absolutely awful for yard work.  It was either too hot to be outdoors, or a torrential downpour of rain.  Saturday afternoon I stepped on a roofing staple that pierced my heel.

Did you know Walgreen’s does tetanus/diptheria/pertussis shots?

Beach jeans.

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July 22, 2019
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, misogyny, racist, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 134 Comments

MMM 371

Power outage yesterday helped us learn that the breaker in the house labeled “barn” might not be connected to, well, anything.  The barn appears to be wired to a breaker labeled “OUT” in the breaker box in the other basement.  Neat!

Big balls around this place.

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June 17, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it, flick it good, groomin' your shroom, homophobe, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 96 Comments

BBF

Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

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Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

Pish Posh, It’s A Mish Mash

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Old school gangster

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July 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, Barack Obama, Baseball, Bowel Prep, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Happy B-Day Michael, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just another jimbroglio, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 115 Comments

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