Vlatabadababadoodoo | Spatchcocking since March 2009

Stranglememe

Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.

Now on to the memes:

September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments

What Were We Thinking?

smells-like-the-70s-vintage-deodorant-advertising

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April 18, 2019
Categories: pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Sandra Fluke, show me your tits, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Totally Nude, vagine, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Xanthan gum, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's cooter, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 200 Comments

Bad Week to be a Leftie

Man, it sure has sucked to be a leftie this last week or so. Outdone by Donny Two Scoops, the single biggest idiot ever to populate the White House (their words).

LeaningLeft

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July 3, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, amazing post, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Baseball, Blue Man Group, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, democrats, Generic Category Category, Good Stupid, I Love You Peeps, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, ManBearPig, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Music Classics, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Vlatabadababadoodoo, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, You People Make Me Sick, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 140 Comments

Tuesd’AWWW, WTF Edition

So I’m looking for cute animal pictures, like usual, and run across a lot of things that I’m not sure what they are.

I mean, what the Hell is this thing.

Is that a bunny? With its ears pinned back/ shorn off? I can’t really tell.

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December 19, 2017
Categories: Kyle, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, Say "What" Again, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Tastes Less Like Regular, this post stinks, Vlatabadababadoodoo . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 133 Comments

Shane’s World

Ok, all the pervs who got that, raise your hands.

Whoa. You people are sick!

Shane obviously is an H2 lurker

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August 22, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, As Little as Possible, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BANGLAR!, Beauty Personified, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Good Stupid, Sure Why Not, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, truther, Vlatabadababadoodoo, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, wing nut wingnut, Yellow Fever, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, Your mom sends her love, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 168 Comments

MMM 280: Slowest work day of the year

Well, for those of us who actually work, it’ll likely be a painful crunch as we try to get things accomplished while 60% of the staff is officially out and 20% are just keeping their desks/cubicles/booths filled until they feel like they can duck out.

I had a weird dream.

No, it didn’t look anything like that, it was about moving/replacing part of my fence that the idiotic former owners put across the property line. Neighbor says he’s building a garage and the two things might end up too close together. Time to build a privacy fence on that side or just sell the place.

Thick and monochrome.

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July 3, 2017
Categories: barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, Not Boobs, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, Vlatabadababadoodoo, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 135 Comments

Big Boob Friday

Hello (insert your indian name here) and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 20th, 1995 in Garut, West Java, Indonesia. She measures 168cm, 48kg. Please stop picking your daughters boyfriends and welcome, Miss Siva Aprilla!

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December 16, 2016
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Balls, barely passable trannies, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Beriberi, Boobs, Booze, but not the good kind, FUCK YOU ICE, Hai Karate, High and tight, Hulk Smash, LOVE SALT!!!, Merry Christmas, mesadick, peanut, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, POON!, Scurvy, Vlatabadababadoodoo, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Yellow Fever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 156 Comments

Que Onda, Dicking Bimbos?

Hola bishes. Long time no escribo.

This is a 100% true story that is completely, honestly, 100% on the level with the truth. Estoy siendo honesto, punta maricones. I wouldn’t lie to anyone.

Anonche, en mi cama, I had a vision of a delicious cocktail. Was it the first signs of a budding addiction (it wasn’t)? Was it an implanted memory from our conversation last night (not likely)? Was it a reaction to a brain that will never quite shut off (possibly)? First symptoms of syphilis contracted from your mom (bingo)?

The answer is yes. Never mind what’s in the parenthesis. As you know from watching CNN they like to make sure that headlines are correctomundo as they interpret. But I digress.

What was this sueno de grandeza? It’s the cocktail to end all cocktails. A swanky, frothy, cream filled bananalicious, stripper referencing libation named the Dicking Bimbo!

Grab yourself a blender and get busy with this recipe:

1 oz vanilla or cake flavored vodka

.5 oz brandy

.5 oz banana liqueur (99 bananas is the best)

1 large, phallic banana

2 oz whipping cream

dash cinnamon

ice

Put everything in your addiction mixer and whip it up! It tastes a little like bananas foster, but with a kick. Alcohol content: 6.8 chads. Stripper names: 2.