Toad Turds Tuesday

Bufo americanus bisches. And don’t you forget it.

The American Toad.

Not to be confused with any of your run of the mill other types of toads. Bufo americanus is the shizzle.

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October 16, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, stupid fucking hippies, supersonic faggotronic, Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 112 Comments

BBF

Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs.  Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

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October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40.  Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

 

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June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

Another Pointless Poat – MJ said so

So —- Our little felt friend has been busy with chronicling his exploits: (NSFW)

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May 22, 2018
Categories: 0, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Muppet Porn & You, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, The More You Know, This is fucking bullshit, you might be gay if you like this, your mom loves felt love, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 177 Comments

Gilding Your Mom’s Lily

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This is that story

It could be all a lot worse if Hillary was in office. Go Donny Two Scoops!

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April 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Follically challenged, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, is there such a thing as bad head, pelvic thrust, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 109 Comments

Almost time to Whistle -POS Groundhog Style

Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.

aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)

How many names does she have, one might ask.

So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry  our future – whatevs; the little  beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.

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January 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, dig deep the gathering gloom, fire in the hole, Follically challenged, foreskin, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Holidays, hopey changey shit, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, pelvic thrust, pets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, swinging with friends, the old ass-hair combover trick, Things that really matter, this post stinks, Tuesday, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 245 Comments

Sh*&hole Thursday

Last week we learned that Democrats and their media enablers are very offended when you call backwards corrupt countries what they really are … shitholes. 9461539164_6a04d53c31_o__1_-0

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January 18, 2018
Categories: #H2, duck face, Federal Witness Protection Program, meatdickbreath, Merry Christmas, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, Taint Pics of Osprey . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 149 Comments