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Your model for today was born July 28th, 1998 in The Philippines. She stands 5′ even and measures 40 – 26 – 37 and 98 lbs. Please greet the sun with Miss Pandora Kaaki.

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September 4, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR!, barely passable trannies, BBF, Boobs, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chicks dig a nice tool, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, ember shoes, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, Hai Karate, homophobe, Hostages Legal Aid, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Lobster roll, Luckiest Dog Alive, Mini Eggs, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, October Surprise, Okay, Old Person, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Scurvy, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Taint Tanner, Tastes More Like Regular, those are some big boobs, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Yellow Fever, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 170 Comments

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Ok, I confess that this one is recycling previous hunks. That’s what happens when I remember at 10:20 PM that it’s Tuesday.
First, the music.

A gen-u-wine redhead for Carin this time.

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August 12, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Bunker Pants!, Good Stupid, Hot Diggity Dog, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, The More You Know, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 100 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 26 – 36 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers. Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

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June 12, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Boobs, Bunker Pants!, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dog love, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hitler, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
MMB has quite the collection of classic music, possibly better than mine. I hadn’t heard this one in years.

Today’s hunk is Billy Campbell.

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June 3, 2020
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, furry, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: nerd alert . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 129 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I have been watching Oscar-winning and -nominated movies, and the latest one was “The Last Picture Show”. I decided the only reason the reviewers liked it was Cybill Shepherd’s tits. However, it did remind me of today’s song of the day.

Hal Ketchum, who had a string of country hits in the 1990‘s.

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May 20, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: don't pick what Roger Ebert liked, nostalgia for the win . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 146 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Do we like classics, yes, we do.

Now for the hunks. I said Gil Gerard was due for an HHD feature.

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February 26, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, grope em if you got em, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: 25th century, I dig motorcycles . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 101 Comments

Tears for Memes

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February 18, 2020
Categories: bacon, Beanie, Booze, Bunker Pants!, Cheedy, cow snot, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Emily, Foreignotica, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Headless Whoresman, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm gonna need new batteries, John Galt, Loaded dice, mardi gras groping, Moon Pie Smash, nose nuggets, OWS Douchebags, Plumbing, QWERTY, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake Juice, Sure Why Not, the old ass-hair combover trick, Too Much Pressure, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 183 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Mr. RFH and I went to our first dance lesson tonight, so we don’t look like idiots at our son’s wedding in June. Or as Mr. RFH puts it, like bugs on a hot sidewalk.

Now for the hunks.

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January 29, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Bunker Pants!, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, QUID PRO QUO, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Smoke a pole, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 132 Comments

All About Meme

October 26, 2019
Categories: Bunker Pants!, Weekend Memes . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 81 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day. (Sorry, it’s an ad, but I thought she was cute.)

Finally turning colder, might be a 3 dog night.

There are no truly handsome actors born yesterday (when I was putting this together) or today. Larry Miller, Shawn Andrews, Jere Burns, Tim Robbins, Barry Corbin, Todd Stashwick. Maybe Christopher Mitchum, but there’s not really any good pics of him. So I am going to wish happy birthday to one of my favorite Star Trek actors, Mark Lenard.

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