Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Whew, what a ride this election was. Smarter people than me are going to pick apart the results today, but I’m just happy that the American people said no to a lying, traitorous grifter. That everything the media could bring to bear was not enough. That the win was larger than the margin of fraud (I’m looking at you, Virginia and your last-minute felon vote. Terry McAuliffe is up for replacement next year, just sayin’.) That we said no to dynasties both Clinton and Bush. Wonder if Saudi Arabia and Qatar are going to get their money back.
My delight in the election is tempered by the loss of a good friend yesterday after a four-year battle with cancer. Tina, this is for you.
Veterans Day is Friday, so thank you to our soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines, and Coast Guard. I exercised my right to vote yesterday and will exercise my rights to free speech and freedom of religion today. I promise not to take that for granted.
Let’s take a look at what Monika Grzymala has been unwinding.
I hope everybody gets to their destinations safely and has a nice dinner with little to no looting and burning. The Buffalones will be spending a quiet day at home grazing on the bounty of this land and feeling thankful for all of our blessings.
So, don’t forget to mix in some fiber-rich vegetables with your meal to make tomorrow a little smoother.
Check in when you can and let us know how many indians.