BBF

Hello shit-talkers and two-drink mares,  and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is an adult film star, and was born July 15, 1983 in Constanta, Romania.  She  measures 44G-32-36, 5‘7″ and 132lbs.  Please step away from the table and say hello to Miss Sensual Jane!

Upon Which We Proclaim Our Joy for The C**t’s Demise

 

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Added, cuz it’s freakin hilarious!

HHD and post-election thoughts

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Whew, what a ride this election was. Smarter people than me are going to pick apart the results today, but I’m just happy that the American people said no to a lying, traitorous grifter. That everything the media could bring to bear was not enough. That the win was larger than the margin of fraud (I’m looking at you, Virginia and your last-minute felon vote. Terry McAuliffe is up for replacement next year, just sayin’.) That we said no to dynasties both Clinton and Bush. Wonder if Saudi Arabia and Qatar are going to get their money back.

My delight in the election is tempered by the loss of a good friend yesterday after a four-year battle with cancer. Tina, this is for you.

Veterans Day is Friday, so thank you to our soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines, and Coast Guard. I exercised my right to vote yesterday and will exercise my rights to free speech and freedom of religion today. I promise not to take that for granted.

Duct Wire

Let’s take a look at what Monika Grzymala has been unwinding.

b.1970 Poland

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. A little music to get things going. (1974 hit – it’s science.)

Today’s theme is “In the Heart of the Sea”, mainly as an excuse to poat lots of pics of Chris Hemsworth.

GrandpaWiser

80 years young! He still looks pretty good for a octogenarian, but I attribute that to his rigorous gardening and workout schedule, and a steady diet of mediocre tex-mex.

When are the fajitas coming? I’m hungry. It’s almost 4:30.

 

Pecho Grande Viernes

Hello malcontents, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song was playing on Dewey Crow’s tow-truck radio on this season’s premier episode of Justified.

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Your model for today was born in Caracas, Venezuela, now she lives in Miami, Florida. She stands 5’6″ tall, and measures 34C-28-38 and 110lbs. Please stop raking the roof long enough to welcome, Miss Diana Levy!

Big Food Thursday

Hello fowl cavity stuffers, and welcome to Big Food Thursday.

I hope everybody gets to their destinations safely and has a nice dinner with little to no looting and burning.  The Buffalones will be spending a quiet day at home grazing on the bounty of this land and feeling thankful for all of our blessings.

So, don’t forget to mix in some fiber-rich vegetables with your meal to make tomorrow a little smoother.

Check in when you can and let us know how many indians.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the day after Veterans Day edition of Hunky Hump Day. Since I am putting this together on Veterans Day, I’ll give you three guesses what today’s theme is.

Best part of poats like this are the reduced (still non-zero) chance that Hotspur will say, “Ghey”.
This guy for sure would kick his ass.

Big Boob Friday

Hello puppets of meat, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a, well…a model and pin-up girl of the “plus size” category. I know that I’ve seen her before, but a search on her name at H2 only brings up hits with you assholes making fun of environmentalists.

I put “plus size” in quotes only because most fashionishtas are faggots and wouldn’t know what a real sexy woman looks like even if she checked their prostate with a jackhammer.  Super Bonus Perfect Buffalone Size is more accurate.

She’s ‘merican, born in 1989, and measures 36-24-36 with some triple D action up front and center. Please stop running your chicken trafficking ring on craigslist long enough to welcome, Miss Gia Genevieve!