Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 26 – 36 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers. Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.
June 12, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Boobs, Bunker Pants!, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dog love, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hitler, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Hulk Smash, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, Moon Pie Smash, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments
The fine governor of Michigan (and possible VP candidate, which means future POTUS because, let’s be honest, Biden isn’t going to make it long) has been in the news a LOT, so perhaps this should have been done long ago. Better late then never, so here we go.
Gretchen Esther Whitmer (born August 23, 1971) is an American politician serving as the 49th governor of Michigan.
May 21, 2020
Categories: Does this look infected?, Don't Make Me Kill You, Earworm dammit, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, General Bitching, Hosefuckers, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 113 Comments
We haven’t worn out the New Year yet.
I almost forgot the pun!
How did everyone find out about the new crime spree in the community?
January 7, 2020
Categories: #Problematic, braunschweiger, Consumption, Fuck golf, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, I feel like chicken tonight., just the D…, mittelschmerz, peanuts and corn the night before, Rosetta Likes This, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 112 Comments
No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!
I know, you were scared. It’s ok.
I’ll give you some memes now.
October 8, 2019
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, Bowel Prep, cat blogging, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Good Stupid, Heads I win, Huevos divorciados, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, One Foot Muff, personal junk, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Rocky Dennis, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, Summaries, The More You Know, Totally Nude, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments
Let’s light this candle!
August 13, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, #hashtag, #Reboob, Blankie, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 87 Comments
Hello pervs, and welcome to the wonderful world of high fallutin’ sushi grade tatas.
Have you missed us? Yes.
Have you missed me? No.
Who is the other person I referred to above? NUNYA.
March 1, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Lobster roll, Music Classics, My safe contains your mom, Nigeria, No Drama, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Phone blogging, playing Hide the Salmon, QWERTY, racist, Snake juice guzzler, Turkey Taint, Uniform, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's flower . . Author: MJ . Comments: 110 Comments
So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.
And that Roamy was the instigator.
September 4, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Ball de Cheese, Balls, but not the good kind, Cheese Ball, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Huevos divorciados, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, not mannish monday madness, O, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 97 Comments
Hello cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.
March 16, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, Bacon Strips, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Cheedy, cheese, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Help me Regis, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Kyle, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . Tags: She seems nice . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments
So this obnoxious friend of mine runs a basketball camp for disadvantaged yoots in syracuse…. the town is just big enough to have a hood. Prolly 90+% of the homicides in that county are from the south side – Anyway he is an associate pastor at one of the big churches there and tries to keep the wanna be hoodlums from killing each-other through this bball program.
September 12, 2017
Categories: alcohol, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bad trip, Beer, Booze, Consumption, foreskin, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm 7 Indians, O, oy!!, pruritus ani, STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Tards, whatever, Whitey is teh Debble, wisermeany, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 186 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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