A Card for Cards

Christmas Themed Oddities

So I was going to do a “Strange Art” poate and as I was surfing for strange (heh) I came across some weird Christmas looking stuff and then went down the Christmas Carde rabbet whole.

Date line London 1843: Some Brit dude hired artist John Calcott Horsley (nice) to come up with a Christmas Card of your mom.

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Happy Valen-meme’s Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.

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Großer Boob Freitag

Hello beaver chasers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I really dig this band, I haven’t heard a song I don’t like.

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Your features today are a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany.  She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs.  Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !

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Marfa Fire

Meet Lou Jordan y’all

b. a while back

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She lives on Bijou St. John in Louisianner.

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Sorta sorta sophmoric with a nice stroke and a beautiful palette.

Right up mah ally.

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After such a kick ass summer working in the cinematic coal mines, I guess I’ll go back to working in L.A. for a spell.  I hope to be on a show in the studio system by Oct.  My posse rolls at Paramount but I know a group at Fox and also at Universal.  Imma stay out of Warner Bros. yard and I don’t work for The Mouse.

 

I hope to start a lucrative retirement fund, who knows, maybe I’ll open another gallery.

How else am I gonna get rich like Hotspurn?  Lord knows there aint no future in shovin’ ass during Fleet Week.

How’s it hanging’ in your part of the world?

 

Have a grand ole’ time.

 

 

 

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Cannon Wire

Kieth Shore

b. in the past,  Philadelphia.

 

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Streets of Wire

This bright light goes by the handle Bascove.  She is a New York Artist and she and her architect husband have a grand ole’ tyme researching her subjects.  I think they do very well.

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