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HHD 02-01-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song of the day. Because of “Hard Candy Christmas”, I added “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” to the Netflix DVD queue, and it finally showed up. There is a longer version of this scene, but there are nekkid hineys in that one.

Burt Reynolds was in his Southern fried comedy prime.

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February 1, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: two and a half stars . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 132 Comments

HHD 01-25-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song of the day. Mr. RFH played this for me last week, but it might be a repeat here.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Stephen Huszar.
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January 25, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: new song new earworm . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 205 Comments

HHD 01-18-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
WP does this annoying thing where it waits a couple of seconds to load an “upgrades” section in the dashboard, just long enough that when I try to click on “posts”, it’s loaded the upgrades menu and wants me to make a purchase. FU.
Where was I? Oh yeah, the song of the day.

Now for the hunks.
Jake Gyllenhall is doing a new movie called “Covenant”.

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January 18, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: actually finished it this time . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 114 Comments

Wings & Things

From These Peeps:

Curving to Fly: Synthetic Adaptation Unveils Optimal Flight Performance of Whirling Fruits Author:

Jean Rabault, Richard A. Fauli, and Andreas Carlson

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January 12, 2023
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, bangin' your bud, Beaver Button, BOOP!, Bunker Pants!, Button Nose, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, condom free septic tank, Dedicated to Your Mom, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, fire in the hole, flick it, flick it good, furry, Genital Itch, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Helen Thomas, i hope she cleaned the dress, I'm gonna need new batteries, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, Jizm Goes Here, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lazy Man's Lobster, Learn some shit, Lesbians, Loose Ass Snatch, Low and Loose, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, mons of Marmota monax, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Muddle My Mint, Neep the nub, Not Enough Categories ffs, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pelvic thrust, personal junk, Plumbing, Poon In Ivy, Rub meat, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Taint Tanner, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Things that really matter, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Those Who Serve, Too Much Pressure, Waddle Massage, Where's Cyn?, worst post evah! . Tags: Feeling the "Love", Snake Plumbing . Author: jam2 . Comments: 129 Comments

HHD 01-11-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.

And that will have to do.

Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Y’all have a good day.

January 11, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: something clever here . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 54 Comments

HHD 01-04-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Hadn’t heard this one in a while.

Let’s see who’s in the hunky files for today.
Birthday boy Jason Hildebrandt.

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January 4, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: something clever here . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 122 Comments

HHD 12-28-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I heard that one of Bob Marley’s grandsons passed away. Never a good thing, especially one only 31 years old. So I picked one of his uncle’s songs for today.

Time to see some men.
Birthday boy Carlos Cuevas
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December 28, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: sayonara 2022 . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 95 Comments

HHD 12-21-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.

This starts kinda slow and a little monotone, but stick with it.

I don’t ordinarily mix memes and HHD, but this made me laugh and laugh.

I’m going to confess that I am very tired tonight, so this week’s HHD is going to be a “best of” Christmas models. Let’s see who’s there in the wayback machine.
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December 21, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 76 Comments

HHD 12-14-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.

Love the vamp.

Birthday boy Bart Johnson.

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December 14, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: vacuum pumps suck . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 105 Comments

HHD 12-07-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.

A lesser known Christmas song, to get started.

I was sorry to hear that Kirstie Alley had passed away, and I had forgotten she had been married to hunky Parker Stevenson.

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