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HHD 10-20-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started. This song is probably a repeat, but it’s been a while.

Now for the hunks.
Redhead for Carin right off the bat (har!)

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October 20, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves, joc-tober, really tired of the pescatarian ad . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 111 Comments

HHD 10-13-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks. Dean Cain of “Lois and Clark” and “Gosnell” fame got some flak from some myopic bleater that ghey Superman wouldn’t hit on him. Well, I would, every day and twice on Saturday.

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October 13, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves, truth justice and the american way, up up and away . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 172 Comments

HHD 10-6-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started. (couldn’t decide on the Easter eggs, so did both.)
You hear the work bell ring.

Now for the hunks.

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October 6, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 136 Comments

HHD 9-29-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
A little more country today.

Now for the hunks. Found a new site with HHD fodder.

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September 29, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 115 Comments

HHD 9-22-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Thanks to Super 70’s Sports on Twitter for the suggestion.

Now for the hunks. New one of Hugh Jackman.

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September 22, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: MJ knows the difference between whips and reins . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 162 Comments

HHD 9-15-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
A little too grrl power, but I still like it.

Now for the hunks.

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September 15, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: thanks red bull . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 129 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born July 30th, 1992 in Griffin, Georgia. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 130 lbs. Please grab a towel for Miss Elizabeth Turner aka Elizabeth Cameron Turner / Liz Cameron / Liz Turner.

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September 10, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Juice, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Microvag, Moist, Muddle My Mint, rush limbaugh, Smokeshow, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, Totally Nude, vagine, Where's MJ? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 165 Comments

HHD 9-08-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion…

Now for the hunks.

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September 8, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: by no means, destination bangor maine . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 153 Comments

HHD 9-01-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I heard the Dean Martin cover of this first, but I like the original, too.

Now for the hunks.

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