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HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Nice to be home, though “safe search” has been anything but. Let’s get started.

Let’s see who is in the folder for today.
Always classic.

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October 18, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 68 Comments

MMM 295: Ides of October

It’s seriously autumnal here now; the sassafras are bright red and turning brown, and the maples and sycamores are half naked. Speaking of half nakedness…

Pole star.

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October 16, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, misogyny, Muddle My Mint, Not Boobs, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 185 Comments

BBF

Hello anticipators and wally-ballers, welcome to Big Boob Friday,

Your model for today was born August 20, 1980 in Baltimore, Maryland. 5’7″, 34D-24-34 and 119lbs, please pick up the spare and welcome Miss Christi Shake!

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October 6, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, bad trip, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, ember shoes, flick it, flick it good, Hulk Smash, I am, John Galt, Knockers, Lactation, Mercurochrome, Muddle My Mint, Nice Melons, No Drama, O, Okay, Old Person, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 261 Comments

New day new poat

Trebuchet team hit the road an hour ago. I was going to binge-watch “Last Man Standing” but “leaving Sept. 30” was 12:01 AM, not 11:59 PM. Bummer. So let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
For Mare and me.

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September 30, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, bacon, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR!, Beaver Button, BOOP!, Booze, but not the good kind, Catnaps, CHAD, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Fourth Grade, Generic Category Category, Good Stupid, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, i'm zero indians, Just Another Fucking Category, Muddle My Mint, No Drama, Peace Through Douche, POON!, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, The More You Know, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 130 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Linky love for Pirate’s Cove, who linked last week’s HHD. I like to think he likes the Easter egg. Or maybe it’s just equal time with BBF, without the gravitational distortion.

Yesterday’s poat reminded me of this.

And there’s another song with a mash-up of OTH scenes, but I couldn’t remember the song or find the video.
Speaking of what I found.

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