BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 9th, 1994 in Dallas, Texas. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 27 – 44 and 144 lbs. Please stand aside for Miss Greedy Grove AKA Chloe.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today is an American girl who stands 5′ 3″ and measures 34M with a circumference round the girls an estimated 45″.  From Boobpedia:

By the time she was 18, she was already sporting an I cup. She never had any intention of becoming a boob icon, but the internet decided for her. She was discovered in late 2017 by a forum dedicated to busty women in tops. Soon after the discovery, she started receiving countless messages and Instagram followers. She was not sure whether to delete everything off the internet or just to go with the new attention, but two years and several bra sizes later she decided to create a Patreon. Today Missy happily creates content for her subscribers showing off her 34M breasts, which according to her are still growing.

 

Please pull yourself together and try not to stare at Miss Missy Marie, AKA Yungfreckz!

 

Ladies Love Lingerie

Which, I happen to love ladies in lingerie, so it works out well.

Dave in Texas will be the first to admit that bass players get no ass. But you’d be surprised to learn who does. Not the lead guitar. The drummer.

Zen…

and

Karma’s A Bitch, No?

In The Spirit Of Today

Somehow, this song seems appropriate (and shut up if you don’t like this version):

I have been waiting for this moment for damn near two years. And I will not be disappointed.

I have more to add, but it shall come in the next day or so. But vote. Tell the left to get fisteryfucked so hard and wide, a goatse could come along and not scrape the sides of their collective anuses for what they have done and want to do. Then celebrate tonight, knowing that the battle renews tomorrow.

Bewbs and Guns

We like bewbs.

We like guns.

We especially like bewbs and guns.

So what Laws would The Hostages Like to Break?

So, how is the MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION EVAH!!! doing? Impeachment anyone? No?

Well then WE should be able to BREAK SOME LAWS TOO!! Its good enough for them, good enough for us! After they are done paying for our Gasoline and Mortgages, we can have GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards delivered with the Unicorns and Skittles.

1). Little Timmy Geitner: Tax Cheat.

2). “Good Time” Charlie Rangel: Tax Cheat.

3). Van Jones: Communist and truther.

4). Franklin “Fannie Mae” Raines: Mortgage meltdown for thee, millions of dollars for me.

5). Eric Holder: Gives the okay to voter intimidation in a nation of cowards.

6). Tom Daschle: A free limo and driver is imputed income?  WHA?!?

7). Bill Richardson: Didn’t want major league career interfering with the President’s agenda so withdrew from the nomination for Commerce Sec.

8). Nancy Killefer: The numbers…there are so many of them…so confusing.  Wait…I must report all income?  WHA?!?!

9). Chas Freeman: Couldn’t pass muster after being nominated to the National Intelligence Council.  The reason?  JOOOOOOS.

10). William “Cold Cash” Jefferson: Katrina victimized his freezer.

Somehow, this fits.  Please don’t ask how.  Rosetta added half the list.  Can we haz trollz?

Oh, somebody has a case of the Mondays…

You’d think that since I’m unemployed that Monday’s wouldn’t be so bad. You’d think.

Sadly, no. Life sucks just as much, and the pay is much worse.

As bad as I have it, some folks, like MCPO, have it much worse…

It’s enough to drive a man (or woman even) to drink…

Now, I know Mesa is all about the Stoopid. Hell, even you retards know that. Me, I’m all about quality. Nothing like sipping a fine adult beverage while reading the wit and wisdom that is the Hostages…In fact, there so much wisdom here. I’m turning this place into a book club. Here’s your first assignment:

Rosetta?

President Obama Denies The Black Baby Jesus

I heard something yesterday that made the hair I don’t have on the back of my neck stand up.  Here it is.  Go to 3:30 if you just want the meat and not the majority of the embarrassing blather.

For being the smartest man in the world, President Obama, you sir, are a fucking idiot.  Not only are you ignorant of basic U.S. history and religious tolerance, you’re an incompetent communicator.

While speaking in Turkey yesterday you could have and should have acknowledged the history of our country and given proper tribute to the religious basis of our founding but I suppose the TOTUS didn’t so instruct you.

I’m pretty sure that we are more tolerant of other religions than any other superpower.  Oh wait….we’re the only superpower.  I’m sure that’s a coincidence and that the freedoms we enjoy in this country, granted us by our Creator, have nothing to do with our status as the greatest nation in the history of the world.

We are not like Turkey, Mr. President.  Our nation in fact was founded on Christian values which in fact does make this a Christian nation.  I would assume that you have a basic understanding of those Christian values which you profess to believe when convenient and ignore when not, including yesterday in Turkey.

In all your blinding brilliance you were unable to admit and clearly communicate two basic but fundamental facts about our history and our nation: (A) we were founded as a Christian nation and (B) we don’t kill people because of their religious views as they do in Turkey.  Those statements are neither complicated nor offensive and they both happen to be true.

The fact that you weren’t properly equipped to communicate that, either from ignorance (ohai, Harvard) or your apparent desire to separate yourself and this nation from its Christian heritage, proves that you are less than a scholar, less than an intellectual and less than a proud Christian.

How difficult is it to state the historical reality that, in fact, we are a Christian nation.  We were founded on Judeo-Christian values and, according to those racist, slave-owning signers of the Declaration of Independence, our rights are endowed upon us by our Creator.

And unless you have historical documents that no one else has, I’m assuming those racist, slave-owning founders meant that our rights come from the Christian God, not Muhammad.  Hey!  Look what I found.

For you, President Obama, to deny a seminal fact of our creation as a nation renders you an embarrassed Christian, a historical ignoramous, an international coward or all of the above.

Despite your protestations to the contrary, we are, and for most people proudly so, a Christian nation that celebrates freedom of religion.  The fact that we are more tolerant of other religions, as well as the soulless practitioners of atheism, than any other nation on earth is a tribute to the fact that we have freedom of religion in this country, not a lack of Christianity in our founding, you utter dunce.

For you not to possess the ability to distinguish between us being a nation that imposes Christianity on its citizens, which we are not, and a nation that was founded on Christian values and is the shining beacon of religious freedom in the world, which we are, makes me happy I graduated from a state university.  In five years.

I shudder to think what would have happened if the community you organized was the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia.

Enjoy your four years in office, Stuperman.

Who would have thought that 4th grade history would be your Kryptonite.

As the brilliant Mrs. Rosetta has observed, “Being that we are not a Christian nation, it seems odd that our markets are closed on Good Friday.”