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Rock Around the Croc: Retro Songs

Good morning, you tastefully-potted petunias. Welcome to your weekly does of whatever musical notions have struck my fancy over the last week. Ready to listen to some stuff? Ready to skip straight to the comments and start talking about something completely unrelated? Either way works for me.

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January 29, 2023
Categories: Generic Category Category . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 89 Comments

Ways and Memes

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January 28, 2023
Categories: #H2, Weekend Memes, Who Cut The Cheese?, wiserfag . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 90 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born August 21, 2001 in Melbourne, Australia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures up pretty good. Please shrimp the barbie for Miss Lauren Van Velzen.

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January 27, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Beauty Personified, beefcake, bewbs like DAMN!, BOO!!!, Boobs, BOOP!, butt like POW!, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Death by Fishstick, Dog Centric, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Finely Freckled, flowering flower, Heavy Metal Thunder, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, is tee-roy still in prison?, Is This Ham Still Good?, John Galt, Knockers, Like a Viking, Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, POON!, show me your tits, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Smokeshow, Stetson, Stetson (for men), swinging with friends, those are some big boobs, TITS . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 171 Comments

POS post Revival

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January 26, 2023
Categories: Generic Category Category . Tags: That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 87 Comments

HHD 01-25-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song of the day. Mr. RFH played this for me last week, but it might be a repeat here.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Stephen Huszar.
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January 25, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: new song new earworm . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 205 Comments

I Am The Egg Meme

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January 24, 2023
Categories: Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Easter Eggs, Mini Eggs . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 123 Comments

MMM 529

Last week of January, Groundhog Day is coming up.

This is a little dark.

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January 23, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, rape culture, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 56 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: Maurice Ravel

Happy Sunday, you carefully-tended gardens of the most fragrant herbs, welcome to The Hostages, which is inexplicably the host site of a weekly feature about pretentious classical music. I’m your host Sobek, and I sometimes write stuff about songs. Let’s start with It’s Saturday, by King Missile, which is cool not only because of a butt-kicking drum solo, but because the lyrics are wonderful. “I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like.” Truth.

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January 22, 2023
Categories: Generic Category Category . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 129 Comments

Meme Girls

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January 21, 2023
Categories: #H2, amazing post, Bacon Strips, beefcake, Black helicopters, Burn it down, Chocolate, Chubs, Dan Rather, Dang. I mean...dang., Easter Pig, fucking genius, Weekend Memes, With a tire iron . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 77 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born April 9th, 1994 in Dallas, Texas. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 27 – 44 and 144 lbs. Please stand aside for Miss Greedy Grove AKA Chloe.