Happy Easter, Peeps and Peepers

Lazy Saturday

We need a new poat, so let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.

Classic.

Good morning, Cyn.

That’ll do. Y’all have a good day.

Big Good Boob Friday

Hello , and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. I had a birthday this week, but I spent it on the road on a business trip. I’m being wined and dined on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday by friends and family, so I’m the luckiest man in the world and my life is awesome.

Now, music!

 

I apologize for the lack of content, but I hope to make it up to you with ridiculously sized boobs.

Your model for today’s name seemed really familiar, although a search of H2 did not yield any results. She was born on January 30th, 1986 in Trier, Germany. Her measurements are listed as 43-24-35, she stands 5′ 6″ tall and weighs 120 lbs. Her bra size is JJ. I swear it is true.

Please leave the darn Jews alone long enough to welcome Miss Jordan Carver!

Absolutely Faaaabulous Daaaahling

HHD in a hurry

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I was busy last night and didn’t get a chance to add to my binders full of men, so let’s see who’s in the “saved for later” folder.
First, some music to get you moving.

(still hate Vevo, sorry.)

Sorry Pupster: Rules are rules.

MM 118: The digits add to ten

I spent most of last week in the crapital of our kakistocracy, and interacted a lot with government workers.

I have never been so pumped to be back in the Mitten. Or as I like to call it, the real world. Not being on the road kicks serious ass. Not being in DC kicks even more ass. Going to the gym today after a forced week off, which is also going to kick ass. If there are a few hot chicks there to look at between sets, all the better. In case there aren’t, though, I may as well get straight to today’s binder selections.

Sweaty.

Sunday Niceties

Good Morning, heathens.

Good point.

The Rules of Conflict, according to the various American forces…

US Army Rules

Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. Have a plan. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a “4.” Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.) Use cover or concealment as much as possible. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEAL’s Rules

Look very cool in sunglasses. Kill every living thing within view. Adjust speedo. Check hair in mirror.

Big Cos Boob Play Friday

Greetings woodchuck chuckers, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday. It is I, your seldom seen, often heard, never listened to, but always smelled host, Pupster.

Capital Em Capital Jay has relinquished the reins to this weekly poat of awesome in order spend more time raising awareness of the insidious disease Gynecomastia. Godspeed, little warrior.

Carin mentioned this band in my happy thread last weekend, I like a lot of their songs but I honestly didn’t know who they were.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Reno, Nevada on August 5, 1989. She is a cosplay celebrity, promotional model and fan convention interview correspondent. Please stop living in your mom’s basement long enough to welcome Miss Jessica Nigri!