Poker wire: Replacement art

Since Chumpo took the day off, I feel it necessary to jump in with some art. Art, for the common man. Art for the person who’s never been to one of those hoity toity art galleries:

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Upon Which We Discuss Never Fucking Moving Again

As a very wise and stupid man once told me, “there are few things more stressful than moving. Possibly marriage or divorce, but moving will bring out the inner Mare the likes most of us can not fathom.”

This is the visual representation of when MJ and GND decided that they could take care of moving her shit all by themselves:

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New Sensation

Oh hey

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Hello Trumpamaniacs, and welcome to another addition of Big Boob Friday.

 

This is what you look like to the rest of the gym.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Ann Arbor, that state up north, and measures 46-29-38 with some serious F sized eye-pokers.  She stands 5’6″ tall and weighs at least 136lbs.  Please stop smelling the baby head long enough to welcome, Miss Maggie Green!

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In lieu of HHD

mare made me do it:

Any country male singer will do but here’s one:

NASHVILLE, TN - DECEMBER 15:  Recording artist Chase Rice attends the 2014 American Country Countdown Awards at Music City Center on December 15, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee.  (Photo by Sara Kauss/Getty Images)

NASHVILLE, TN – DECEMBER 15: Recording artist Chase Rice attends the 2014 American Country Countdown Awards at Music City Center on December 15, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Sara Kauss/Getty Images)

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A Weekend Poat of Bad Baby Advice

That’s the baby’s feet you perverts.

 

Fireworks, like peanut butter, can be introduced at a young age to help to develop immunity and tolerance.

 

Your children will probably like the same things you do, encourage them to participate in your favorite activities and interests.

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Bogus Nachos Muchachos, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

This video is so 80’s I just tied a potato to my belt.

 

Your model for today is from Ft. Lauderdale, FL and is half Irish half Chinese, which I guess means she can only drive well when she’s drunk. She stands 5’2″ tall and a very sporty 99lbs, 32F-24-34. She’s pretty much the most wholesome looking porn star ever, if you are into that sort of thing. She has this snaggly little canine tooth that just….I just…OK never mind. Please stop asking for baby updates long enough to welcome, Miss Shae Summers!

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