Putting the Thor in Thursday since 2009


Every Hostage ever



Fuck it, I ain’t afr……

Instant update:


Dear Jimbro,

I’m not sorry. And good job working the sooper complicated wordpress thingy. I guess you’re not as dumb as you seem. You may keep your speculum.




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Ritualistic Stompy Poat

After reading the last 8,067 posts here I realized that I could do a much better job with just my non-dominant thumb. Hell, your mom likes my thumb (she gets my dominant thumb), so why shouldn’t the rest of you? After realizing I had no idea how to construct a post I asked MJ and he kindly responded with what could only be described as Muppet epithets, which, now that I think about it, would be a great band name.

Here’s a video no one will watch from my old band:

Now that spring is here I want to think of warm weather activities like mowing the lawn instead of shoveling snow, drinking beer outside instead of inside and grilling meat outside instead of inside. And, as always, your mom:


That’s all for now as I’m really not sure if this will work and it will be promptly stomped down.

Saturday–The Day Hillary Practices Her Totally Genuine Laugh and Shocked Face Expression

Please to be enjoying the Smashing Pumpkins? Eh, me neither but I’m running low on candy related songs. So crank it up to 11 and rock the fuck out to Jellybelly.


Pictured: Three of MJ’s favorite things

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Hola bishes. Here’s how I think a date with Beck’s guitar player would go…

MJ: I like you.

BGP: Police!

MJ: You wouldn’t shoot an unarmed black man, would you?

Police: Pew pew pew!


Please ignore the douchebag that introduces the band in the beginning. I did some research and it turns out he used to have a late night program called The David Letterman Show. I have no idea who this David Letterman fellow is but the host of the show isn’t very funny and I have no idea what’s going on with the band leader. Whoever David Letterman is, he should try to get his name removed. It’s just embarrassing. Please to be reading below the fold for Thorsday action!

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