Chocolate Salty Balls
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I forget which Moronette pointed me to a website full of men in kilts and posts about coffee. (Poem about coffee: “Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, shut up until I’ve had my coffee.”)
How about a Christmas song that hasn’t been played to death.
Now to the hunks.
Busy day and I come home to…Monday Muscular Motivation? Let’s throw some crap up and see what sticks to the wall.
L to R: Obama, Hillary
(wielding the video camera? America)
I gotta stop doing these on Monday morning.
The wildlife in Florida is varied and deadly. We’re not quite Australia, but we’re not far.
Venomous Snakes: 6 – Eastern Diamondback, Pygmy Diamondback,Timber Rattlesnake, Copperhead, Water Moccasin, and Eastern Coral
Venomous Spiders: 5 – the Southern Black Widow, Northern Black Widow, Red Widow, Brown Widow and Brown Recluse
Random Animals: Black Bears, Wild Boars, Alligators, Sharks, Jellyfish, Florida Panther
Those are just the ones indigenous to Florida. Because people are stupid and lazy and incompetent, they bring potentially dangerous animals into Florida via smuggling. We now have Nile Crocodiles in Florida.
A team of scientists has identified three reptiles captured near Miami as Nile crocodiles, a species native to Africa.Through DNA testing, scientists from the University of Florida were able to confirm that the reptiles captured in the wild from 2009, 2011 and 2014 were Nile crocodiles, the second-largest extant reptile species in the world.
An examination of the digestive systems of 104 pythons killed this year in a public hunting competition turned up the remains of seven alligators, 50 mammals — including two deer — and 38 birds.
It was ample evidence of the toll the non-native constrictors were taking on Everglades wildlife.
Alligators. The damn things eat freaking alligators.
First, a video. This is important. It sets a tone, although the rest of the poat does not necessary have to conform in content.
Wasn’t that fun? A soft, pleasant canter down memory lane.
I hate to admit it, but I could look at funny cat pictures all frickin’ day and not consider it a waste.
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Love you darlings, but I am a tired little biznatch.