Don’t Touch Meme

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Your model for today was born in New Richmond, Wisconsin on August 20th, 1994.  She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 402838 and 150 lbs.  Please shelter in place and settle down with Miss Antje Utgaard !

 

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Why Not?

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Don’t Fear the Memer

Guess where the clip is from!

The news of the week has me in a mood.

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China is Asshoe!

Are you aware that they’ve been putting pee pee in your coke since you were a kid? True story. There’s even a little song about it.

America’s official response to Chy nah Virus
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It’s Not Up to Meme

 

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Your model for today was born on January 18th, 2000 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.  She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 392435 and 127 lbs.  Please make yourself comfortable and greet Miss Kendra Rowe.

 

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Intermezzo

Time for a deep cleansing breath. Inhale slowly through the nose, expand the diaphragm, slowly exhale while repeating your mantra “Golden Bidet”. All this fuss with toilet paper could have been avoided if we had just listened to all those hoity toity Europeans with their bidets.

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