tuesday lunch special

My car is misbehaving. Gotta take it to the garage peeple so that they can come up with some kind of bullshit list of offenses that may or may not fix the problem.

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could just rub a little ointment on the car, buff it out, and there you go – good as new?!

The Power of Foreskin

Update/car in:

 

A little collection of the things I found this morning on Facedouche.

 

 

Plus this comment from who knows who: 

 

How do police keep bringing in these mass murderers alive, yet use deadly force at traffic stops?

 

And finally a link to <a href=”https://johnpavlovitz.com/2018/04/23/waffle-house-shooting-a-white-shooter-a-black-hero-and-white-presidential-silence/”>this article </a> which is vomit inducing.

 

 

MMM 320: wrong hardware

Poating this from my laptop running Kali, which really shouldn’t be used for this sort of thing, but I’m planning to wipe it and switch to Ubuntu or Mint soon anyhow.  My Ubuntu desktop is the one that died the other day, after 9 good years of dedicated service.  It will be missed.

Looks warm there.

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The Contrary

I’m so embarrassed.  My zipper broke in public.

 

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BBF

Hello healthy eaters and turkey trippers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born November 4th, 1966 in Los Angeles, California. 5′ 8″   37HH-24-36 and 124lbs, please rally together and  welcome Miss Petra Verkaik!

 

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Emergency Thursday Poat

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Since the usual suspects were not available, I’ll go ahead and put up a poat that’s fresher than your mom after fleet week.  Content will be minimal, a sampler of themes from the rest of the week.

We’ve got well-formed glutes and poorly-tucked penii. *check*

How about some hard-bodied pretty-boys? *check*

Bore, God of Blunder? *Check* and *Check*

And titties and a vacant stare. *Check*  I’m not sure if she’s been featured before, and I’m too lazy to ask.

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two hour placeholder – b’cuz colex is on a different sheddyou’all than others

so colex sceduled his poat for daybreak of cali-time.

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whatev…. kids…. pfft

 

MMBBM

So Leon is moving his worldly possessions from one part of Michigan to another, I’m the back-up back-up.  Let’s get ‘er motivating, shall we?  All my pictures are animated, so if you are on your flintstones phone you might want to skip right to comments.

 

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