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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born April 3rd, 1999 in Saitama Prefecture, Japan.  She stands 5′ 3″ and her stats are a well kept secret.  Please make your intentions clear before you welcome, Miss Rina Asakawa!

 

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Need Sun, Need Warmth

We have had 5 days of rain and cool-ish weather(40’s-50’s) with today being the only day where it might stop raining. I have been promised global warming for years and thought I’d be in the tropics by now. Instead all of my citrus tree starts have died as have the decorative palm trees that line my driveway. My neighbors scoffed at the notion of my equatorial vision but I kept my own counsel, inspired by the prophet Algore. Soon I will build a massive greenhouse over my yard warmed by cow farts and cigar smoke and I will be the laughinest laugher that ever laughed!

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Tuesday Meme Jam

 

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MMM 364: Financing

I’ve got some running around to do in the immediate future, coping with us being a one-car family for the morning then heading to my credit union to arrange the loan for the new-to-us truck that’s eleven years younger than our old new-to-us truck.  In the midst of that I’ve got morning meetings to not attend.  Good times.

Camo pants.

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Weak Kneed Mees

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What Were We Thinking?

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Hotspur Meets His Match

In the sad wake of Notre Dame burning yesterday, I mentioned getting engaged there. Oso said she enjoyed hearing it, but that was only a tiny part of the story.

Here I will tell a complete version of my history. I will start at the beginning.

In January of 2000, a close friend of mine, Rick, invited me to an “Ignore The Super Bowl Party.” The idea was to keep the sound off during the game so everyone could chat, then turn it on during the commercials, so everyone could laugh. That was back in the days of the Dotcom bubble, and the commercials were hilarious.

During the week before the game, if Rick asked me once, he asked me five times if I was coming on Sunday. I told him yes each time. But when Sunday came I really didn’t want to go, but I thought, “Fuck, I told him five times I was coming. I’ll just go and stay for a drink and say I have to get up early in the morning, then leave early.”

So I went.

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Mare’s Black Hole

First thing that popped into my head. Sorry for the visual.

Today we will be exploring dumb black hole memes. In case you live with TerribleTroy, a black hole is a made up thing that NASA people (looking at you RFH) use to distinguish the smart people from you people.

I have it on good authority that they don’t exist.

Exhibit A: a shitty picture of an out of focus orange man’s butthole.

Exhibit B: a guy in Connecticut tole me so.