As we discussed in a previous thread, Dave, Scott, and I are going to spend some time picking up chicks and dismantling them this weekend. It’s how we roll.*
After careful review of this chart, it appears that the murder rate has dipped, most likely due to the massive increase in lemons imported to this country. Fear not. We are on the case. What is happening to these lemons? Where are they being secreted?
God only knows. And by god I mean your ass.
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I was spoiled with the Olympics in February and all the hunky athletes. I went back to my usual HHD haunts and was assaulted by silly selfies, guys grabbing their junk, and otherwise cute hunks that managed to look constipated. However, I do not give up easily. So let’s get a little classic music going and have a proper serving of beefcake.
Somewhere it’s warm.
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Greetings, abstainers and stainers. I gave up breakfast and lunch for Lent so I could feel hunger throughout the season. Too much was already off the menu. Tons on my mind, but not a lot of it is motivational. Not de-motivational, just not on-topic.
Anyhow, I asked this chick for some Greek action, so she showed off and gave me a capital lambda.
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I think I’m gonna make this my band’s album cover.
Got the idear from here, funness: http://www.bandnamemaker.com/
Hi mates! You made it. It’s Friday, which means time to work all weekend. Thanks Licorice Dick!
I wrote this song way back in 1982. I was backstage with The Gap Band and Charlie Wilson looked at me and said, ‘Damn, son. It’s like you just dropped a bomb on me.’ I told him that the cowboy look was still cool, that he just needed to add a few more rhinestones to his outfit, and that he didn’t look gay at all. The rest is herstory.
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I can’t remember if today’s model has been posted, and neither can any of you, so lets give a huge gooey hand to Satinee (pronounced sah-TEEN) Capona!!!! She sports two 34G watt light bulbs and has only recently learned to suck in her gut and face the camera properly. I love the newbies (future hostage). So fresh and clean.
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Good morning meat smokers (this applies both literally and figuratively–a concept our VP is unfamiliar with. We needed a new post so I thought I’d break my long streak of not paying attention and try to play nice.
First, let’s start with a song. It’s a ballad commissioned by Vlad the Impaler, and yes, it’s a cover.
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. This one might be a little weird because it’s being put together at 3 AM. Not the best treatment for insomnia, but it is what it is.
I like Gary Allan’s “Smoke Rings in the Dark” album and think this is pretty fine, too.
Country music goes with country boys.
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