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BBF

Your model for today was born March 7th, 1996 in Boca Raton, Florida. The city’s name comes from boca de ratones, a Spanish term meaning “rat’s mouth” that appeared on early maps and referred to hidden sharp-pointed rocks that gnawed or fretted ships’ cables. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 120 lbs. Please be nice to Miss Jenna Berman.

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June 9, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, All the way to the floor, American Hero, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Boobs, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, dog love, Fat Piece of Shit, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I Don't Know What Day It Is, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jugs Du Jour, Knockers, Lets Go Brandon, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, MJ with an Ice Hammer, monkey madness, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, Peace Through Douche, Suck It., those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 56 Comments

Emergency Chicken Poat

flying chickens

some of these are kinda funky

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June 8, 2023
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, American Hero, Bail Pupster Out For Once, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Dedicated to Your Mom, ducks are people too, is tee-roy still in prison?, Just Another Fucking Category, Le Luc Long, Low and Loose, Mini Eggs, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, Not Boobs, One Foot Muff, Puns are awesome, Rumpus Room Rumba, Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce., Turkey Taint, wearing a wattle, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, worst post evah!!!!! . Tags: ducks, shut your whore mouth, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 115 Comments

HHD 06-07-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
It’s been that kind of a week, and it’s only Wednesday.

Now for the hunks.

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June 7, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: holy crap i am tired . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 76 Comments

Bad Meme Rising

Finally, a dark mix to match the lyrics

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June 6, 2023
Categories: bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, Moon Pie Smash, October Surprise, Vlatabadababadoodoo . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 91 Comments

Well, it’s June. I’m finally starting to see a few sprouts of things I actually want growing in the garden. Going to have to mow between my mounds at least one more time, though, and probably drag in more mulch.

Muscular lingerie to start the day.

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June 5, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 119 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: Skull Full of Rock Around the Croc

Happy Sunday, everyone. I hope you had an amazing week, and I hope you listened to some good music that made you happy. I sure did. I’m Sobek, your host on today’s musical journey, and I have an innie bellybutton, so that’s something you know about me.

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June 4, 2023
Categories: Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce. . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 69 Comments