Good morning and welcome to another Hunky Hump Day.
In the mothership’s sidebar was a Mystery Music link, which led me to today’s Hunky Hunk and music. I never watched General Hospital, but when Rick Springfield had a concert in Augusta, I dialed into the radio station every day, trying to win free tickets. Sorry I missed it.
Greetings, people who only vaguely recall prime factorization. I’m much too busy figuring out how to get 1000000 people to give me $1 (or 100000 people to give me $10, or 10000000 to give me $0.10) to do any serious writing today. I have a few ideas, unfortunately I think the best of them might get 10000 people to give me $0.50, so then I’d have to go do that 199 more times, so I’m still brainfartingstorming.
This is her serious face.
I’m not sorry. And good job working the sooper complicated wordpress thingy. I guess you’re not as dumb as you seem. You may keep your speculum.
After reading the last 8,067 posts here I realized that I could do a much better job with just my non-dominant thumb. Hell, your mom likes my thumb (she gets my dominant thumb), so why shouldn’t the rest of you? After realizing I had no idea how to construct a post I asked MJ and he kindly responded with what could only be described as Muppet epithets, which, now that I think about it, would be a great band name.
Here’s a video no one will watch from my old band:
Now that spring is here I want to think of warm weather activities like mowing the lawn instead of shoveling snow, drinking beer outside instead of inside and grilling meat outside instead of inside. And, as always, your mom:
That’s all for now as I’m really not sure if this will work and it will be promptly stomped down.
Please to be enjoying the Smashing Pumpkins? Eh, me neither but I’m running low on candy related songs. So crank it up to 11 and rock the fuck out to Jellybelly.
Pictured: Three of MJ’s favorite things
Hey there paste eaters. Today’s BBF is brought to you by The H2 Brand Weed. Getting ripped since…huh? When did we start getting ripped? Whatevs. Let’s make a grilled cheese.
I wrote this song after listening to The Doors, ‘This is the End.’ I either down tuned the guitar or decided that A flat and E are good chord progressions. Not sure. I’ll figure it out this afternoon when I should be working. It’s a pretty big rip off, but I know Car in will appreciate it.
Today’s model is a dirty fucking liar. After doing extensive research it appears that her hair color isn’t natural. The drapes don’t match the curtains, IYKWIMAITYD. I guess it’s possible to have a black landing strip and red hair. **applies for government grant** Anyhoo, please stop shooting unarmed black 50 year old teenagers and welcome Lucy Collett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hola bishes. Here’s how I think a date with Beck’s guitar player would go…
MJ: I like you.
MJ: You wouldn’t shoot an unarmed black man, would you?
Police: Pew pew pew!
Please ignore the douchebag that introduces the band in the beginning. I did some research and it turns out he used to have a late night program called The David Letterman Show. I have no idea who this David Letterman fellow is but the host of the show isn’t very funny and I have no idea what’s going on with the band leader. Whoever David Letterman is, he should try to get his name removed. It’s just embarrassing. Please to be reading below the fold for Thorsday action!