She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.
She does know sperm however.
The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.

She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.
She does know sperm however.
The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.
December 30, 2021
Categories: ACHOO!, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Belly Button Micro Penis, Brian Williams, CAIR, Chubs, Dan Rather, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Finely Freckled, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Hai Karate, Helen Thomas, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, In the face, is there such a thing as bad head, Jizm Goes Here, Juice, Le Luc Long, Lobster roll, Loose Ass Snatch, LOVE SALT!!!, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Mini Eggs, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, motorboating done wrong, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, My safe contains your mom, Neep the nub, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, Not Enough Categories ffs, O, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, paris hilton whore, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, playing Hide the Salmon, Pleurisy, Plumbing, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", shit squirters, Snake Juice, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint Tanner, Ten Gallon, Things that really matter, This is a Category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Your mom likes this . Tags: it's about the science, needle dick extract . Author: jam2 . Comments: 96 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, Champion’s Victory Lap
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Your model for today was born October 24th, 1996 in Paso Robles, California. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 38 – 25– 36 and 138 lbs. Please throw a rope to Miss Jessica Bartlett.
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December 10, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, california lesbian in love, Dog Centric, Don't Talk Shit About Total, duck face, Fuck golf, grope em if you got em, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, Happy, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hulk Smash, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm gonna need new batteries, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Jizm Goes Here, Knockers, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, marriage, Neep the nub, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, show me your tits, The 1% . . Author: buffalone . Comments: 87 Comments
It’s gotten to a point where everyone and everything wants a piece of your shit….
No privacy without extraordinary measures.
Maybe the Great Reset will be the petard the ruling scum will be hoisted on.
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October 21, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Aliens, amazing post, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Cash for Crunkers, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Double or nothing, erection day coverage, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, FPOS, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Neep the nub, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, rape culture, robust hindquarters, starfish, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Turkey Taint, Why Do We Need Categories? . Tags: That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 77 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.