Directionless POS Pooat

So this obnoxious friend of mine runs a basketball camp for disadvantaged yoots in syracuse…. the town is just big enough to have a hood. Prolly 90+% of the homicides in that county are from the south side – Anyway he is an associate pastor at one of the big churches there and tries to keep the wanna be hoodlums from killing each-other through this bball program.

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September 12, 2017
Categories: 0, alcohol, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bad trip, Beer, Booze, Consumption, foreskin, Fuck golf, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm 7 Indians, O, oy!!, pruritus ani, STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Tards, whatever, Whitey is teh Debble, wisermeany, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 186 Comments

BBF

Hello fairies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born November 15th, 1984 in Bury, Greater Manchester, England, Great Britain, United Kingdom.  34F-25-37, 5’9″ and 140lbs, please tickle your platypus and welcome, Miss Gemma Atkinson!

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August 18, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Ed Balls, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hunky Hump Day, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, mesadick, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, Okay, Old Person, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Tastes More Like Regular . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 209 Comments

HHD – Monkey Style

So – it’s an honor to be allowed to fill in for teh Rocket Chick; i’ll try not to fail to launch this bitch in an appropriate manner (one that your mom would like).

I went the extra mile and commissioned a song to be written specifically for this poat – leon’s pricing was a bit high but he promised that he wouldn’t eat too many ‘shrooms whilst composing this amazing journey of musical  majesty –

What do you think?

Enjoy:

 

now onward to the hunky humps that the hostagettes and jewstin have been waiting for:

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August 9, 2017
Categories: alcohol, bad trip, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Belly Button Micro Penis, Booze, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Don't Make Me Kill You, Drugs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, homophobe, Hosefuckers, Kinky Afro, Man-lesbians, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, teh funny, transphobe, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments

Holding Poat – Bad Trip part ducks

that’s french you ignant bastards –

bad trip

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July 15, 2017
Categories: #H2, bad trip, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, ducks are people too, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, foreskin, Fourth Grade, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, funny, furry, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hosefuckers, I'm 7 Indians, Just Another Fucking Category, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Microvag, pruritus ani, stupid fucking hippies, Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, Your mom sends her love, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 280 Comments