Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.
The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.

Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.
The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.
November 25, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, bacon wrapped booger, bad trip, Ball de Cheese, bbq, Beer, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, Burn it down, Caffeine, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, condom free septic tank, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dedicated to Your Mom, Drugs, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fire in the hole, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, Holidays, Hosefuckers, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Muddle My Mint, peanuts and corn the night before, polishing turds, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", skittles, Snake Juice, Steamed Lobster, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, TeeRoys Turkey, Thanksgiving, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, Tube Steak Fever, Turkey Taint, wearing a wattle, whatever, Why Do We Need Categories?, wisermeany, worst post evah!, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom likes this . Tags: Torn Turkey Taint . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments
It’s gotten to a point where everyone and everything wants a piece of your shit….
No privacy without extraordinary measures.
Maybe the Great Reset will be the petard the ruling scum will be hoisted on.
Continue reading →
October 21, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Aliens, amazing post, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Cash for Crunkers, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Double or nothing, erection day coverage, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, FPOS, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Neep the nub, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, rape culture, robust hindquarters, starfish, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Turkey Taint, Why Do We Need Categories? . Tags: That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 77 Comments
Things that Drumph Never Said
September 16, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, ACHOO!, Block Editor, Compound W, CRUNK JUICE!!!, democrats, Dick Filled Asshole, Fat Piece of Shit, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hopey changey shit, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I Don't Give A Shit, i'm zero indians, is tee-roy still in prison?, Just Another Fucking Category, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Lobster Thermidor, lying phquer, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, Not Enough Categories ffs, O, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Shut Your Prison Pussy, soakin' the ole T-bone, starfish, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, this post sucks, whatever, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, worst post evah!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . Tags: Brain Diseased, Sniffing for Votes, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 199 Comments
June 22, 2021
Categories: groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, memememems, Not yo baby . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 98 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today was born on February 1st, 1995 in Zolochiv, Lviv Oblast, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 25 – 40 and 130 lbs. Please follow along with Miss Josephine Jackson aka Josephine / Josephine B / Josephine Bells / Josephine C / Josephine Bee / Jozephine Jackson / Julia Senyuk.
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April 30, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 4/10 Would Still Smash, American Hero, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Canine, cat blogging, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Cinco De Mayo, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Eat a bag of dicks, fishy, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hulk Smash, In the face, Jizm Goes Here, Leave Poland Alone, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
This was yesterday before the harvest. The dark pinned cluster had been removed on Friday because they were stunted for some reason.
Top view:
And, ready for the pan, butter, and salt:
January 4, 2021
Categories: groomin' your shroom, show me your tits . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 165 Comments
My mom got me a kit from “Nearby Naturals FL” that guarantees it will grow golden oyster mushrooms, and not just a few of them. It’s a 10 lb block of innoculated substrate that was already bursting with mycelium when it arrived. I’ve been misting the slit I cut in the plastic for a little over a week now.
Day 3, big growth, mycelium burst up and out of the slit in the bag.
Day 9 (today), this is “pinning” or baby mushrooms that look like little sewing pins.
The gold color is already starting to take hold. The ones that look black are actually just very dark gold if I look closely, and the already-gold ones looked black at the tip when they started.
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Pajamma Momma wanted to show off her special packages, and also her gifts.
She asked me to thank her Santa and to say there were two bags of nuts, but one was scarfed before she could take a picture.
Well done, Santa!
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Roamy’s package got more frequent flier miles than Wiserbud in his heyday, but it found the RFH house.
Proof of poor paltry postal promises
Nicely wrapped.
Note the crocheted dick hiding in the shadow of the game. This is because dummy me unwrapped my gift while my daughter and her boyfriend were wandering through the house, and I haven’t explained The Hostages to him yet.
Looking forward to playing the board game and surprising someone with the dick. Thanks, Carin!
December 28, 2020
Categories: groomin' your shroom, show me your tits . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 94 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Magnificent Mushroom Monday may have featured this already, but it’s that time of year again and I’m starting to see these in my woods, along with some fresh dryad’s saddle. Trametes versicolor is not a choice edible, but a highly-sought after medicinal that’s under active research as a cancer fighter. No reason to wait for big pharma if you can find it wild, though, and it’s not terribly hard to make a weak tea of it and drink small amounts to make sure you tolerate it. A strong tea when you’ve never had it can be a nice colon cleanse if that’s what you need, but then you’re really not getting the primary benefit. Plus, it’s not really, well, tasty. At all. Turkey tail mushroom tea tastes like tree bark and despair.
August 31, 2020
Categories: groomin' your shroom, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 177 Comments
Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.
Now on to the memes:
September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.