August 4, 2018
Categories: Granny Clinton, groomin' your shroom, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas, Hitler, Jayson Blair, Jesus Freak, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 221 Comments
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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Gilding Your Mom’s Lily
It could be all a lot worse if Hillary was in office. Go Donny Two Scoops!
April 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Follically challenged, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, is there such a thing as bad head, pelvic thrust, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 109 Comments
Let The Coup Begin Already
We want the coup!
Coup d’etat, Coup d’main, Coup de grace, Coup d’urmom
Oops, wrong one
April 12, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, Dan's Pickled Eggs, foreskin, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, groomin' your shroom, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 132 Comments
The Trees Are Budding The Bees are Buzzing and The Birds are Consorting – sort of
The pussy willows aren’t all pussy like yet, but the swamp maples are starting to bud. I also noticed what looks like the beginning of a bud forming on one of my lilac bushes. No squished wood chucks yet but the birds are getting kind of raucous and definitely flocking around out there, so I’d imagine new birds of a feather will be chirping in mere days –
March 27, 2018
Categories: 0, bangin' your bud, flower power, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, I feel like chicken tonight., i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Learn some shit, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Rumpus Room Rumba, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., this post stinks, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 140 Comments
Spring Hain’t Sproingin’ Yet… pos
The robins and redwing black birds have been makin’ love noises out back for two weeks (+/-). Those little bastardos are gonna be hungry before all the snow leaves.
March 20, 2018
Categories: 0, amazing post, Baseball, Bowel Prep, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Death by Fishstick, Dr B wants to Spank you, Easter Pig, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, your mom likes a slippery trout, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 44 Comments
MMM 315: end DST
Because it was just starting to be light in the mornings when I got up, and now that’s shot to hell for a month at least.
What’s she looking at?
March 12, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, groomin' your shroom, homophobe, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 145 Comments
Artistry – POS Mardi Gras Edition
Remember when Chumpo used to post really interesting things about art? This isn’t it –
So Your Boyfriend BO & Your Girlfriend Mooshel had their pictures done; no offense to the skanky (insert Hotspur word)/ wenches that did them, but DAAAAAAMMMMMn!
So I tried my hand at a truly befitting preznitz-dental portrait :
I think it captures the essence of the oblah-blah years.
February 13, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Federal Witness Protection Program, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, Just Another Fucking Category, Kenya, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, slut, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, the old ass-hair combover trick, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 169 Comments
Gallimaufry Thursday
Fancy word for a hodgepodge that I’ve never heard before but describes this poat to a “T”. The Oprah made a brave and historic speech the other night at the Golden Globes. At least that’s what every liberal commentator in the MSM is claiming. It’s almost time for the liberal pollsters to tell us her overwhelming odds of victory.
January 11, 2018
Categories: Barack Obama, but not the good kind, CAIR, dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Granny Clinton, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Wiser, lazy bastards anonymous, Microvag, Muddle My Mint, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, North American Goat Love Association, oxycontin, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 176 Comments
Lies, Damnable Lies – POS Calumny
Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!
January 9, 2018
Categories: 0, 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments
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