For Car in’s New Pet

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weird puss won’t let me use VPN

It’s gotten to a point where everyone and everything wants a piece of your shit….

No privacy without extraordinary measures.

Maybe the Great Reset will be the petard the ruling scum will be hoisted on.

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Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier

Things that Drumph Never Said
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Guardians of the meme, Vol. 32768

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.





Your model for today was born on February 1st, 1995 in Zolochiv, Lviv Oblast, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 362540 and 130 lbs. Please follow along with Miss Josephine Jackson aka Josephine / Josephine B / Josephine Bells / Josephine C / Josephine Bee / Jozephine Jackson / Julia Senyuk.


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MMM 427: Office Mushrooms, part 2

This was yesterday before the harvest. The dark pinned cluster had been removed on Friday because they were stunted for some reason.

Top view:

And, ready for the pan, butter, and salt:

MMM 426: Office mushrooms

My mom got me a kit from “Nearby Naturals FL” that guarantees it will grow golden oyster mushrooms, and not just a few of them. It’s a 10 lb block of innoculated substrate that was already bursting with mycelium when it arrived. I’ve been misting the slit I cut in the plastic for a little over a week now.

Day 3, big growth, mycelium burst up and out of the slit in the bag.

Day 9 (today), this is “pinning” or baby mushrooms that look like little sewing pins.

The gold color is already starting to take hold. The ones that look black are actually just very dark gold if I look closely, and the already-gold ones looked black at the tip when they started.



****************SECRET SANTA UPDATE******************

Pajamma Momma wanted to show off her special packages, and also her gifts.



She asked me to thank her Santa and to say there were two bags of nuts, but one was scarfed before she could take a picture.


Well done, Santa!

****************ANOTHER UPDATE***********************

Roamy’s package got more frequent flier miles than Wiserbud in his heyday, but it found the RFH house.

Proof of poor paltry postal promises


Nicely wrapped.


Note the crocheted dick hiding in the shadow of the game. This is because dummy me unwrapped my gift while my daughter and her boyfriend were wandering through the house, and I haven’t explained The Hostages to him yet.

Looking forward to playing the board game and surprising someone with the dick. Thanks, Carin!

MMM 414: Turkey Tail

Magnificent Mushroom Monday may have featured this already, but it’s that time of year again and I’m starting to see these in my woods, along with some fresh dryad’s saddle.  Trametes versicolor is not a choice edible, but a highly-sought after medicinal that’s under active research as a cancer fighter.  No reason to wait for big pharma if you can find it wild, though, and it’s not terribly hard to make a weak tea of it and drink small amounts to make sure you tolerate it.  A strong tea when you’ve never had it can be a nice colon cleanse if that’s what you need, but then you’re really not getting the primary benefit.  Plus, it’s not really, well, tasty.  At all.  Turkey tail mushroom tea tastes like tree bark and despair.


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