Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.
April 22, 2022
Categories: Aliens, asshole, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR COFFEE, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Broken, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Eat a bag of dicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., is tee-roy still in prison?, Juice, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Loose Ass Snatch, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, Nigeria, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, oxycontin, Pants Up, Don't Loot, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Polar Vortex, police involvement, racist, rush limbaugh, Shut Your Prison Pussy, slut, Smokeshow, Superblood, Taint Tanner, The Bear Is Loose, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Who You Calling Racist?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments
March 8, 2022
Categories: Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, playing Hide the Salmon . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 119 Comments
Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.
The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.
November 25, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, bacon wrapped booger, bad trip, Ball de Cheese, bbq, Beer, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, Burn it down, Caffeine, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, condom free septic tank, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dedicated to Your Mom, Drugs, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fire in the hole, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, Holidays, Hosefuckers, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Muddle My Mint, peanuts and corn the night before, polishing turds, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", skittles, Snake Juice, Steamed Lobster, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, TeeRoys Turkey, Thanksgiving, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, Tube Steak Fever, Turkey Taint, wearing a wattle, whatever, Why Do We Need Categories?, wisermeany, worst post evah!, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom likes this . Tags: Torn Turkey Taint . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments
My co-worker Ben, God rest his soul, bought one of those year’s worth of canned and freeze-dried food packages. When he had to sell his house and move into a nursing home, he sold what was left of it to me. The freeze-dried stuff advertises as good for 30 years. Every now and then, I pull a can and make sure it’s still edible, and I’ve added to the pile.
So I have not been paid for this review, but if any of these companies want to send me food, I’m all for it.
Most of the cans are Mountain House, and it has been a good brand with consistent quality. I prefer the canned components (beef crumbles, peas, potato cubes, etc.) over the all-in-one meals, but that’s personal preference. The biggest surprise was Yoder’s canned bacon – holy cow, this is good. This is also kind of a two-fer; oil doesn’t store for very long without going rancid, but I have saved the grease from the canned bacon and cooked with it. (Coconut oil is supposed to store longer than other oils.) Another good product is Ova-Easy whole egg crystals. I have used this to make a breakfast casserole for company, and no one could tell it wasn’t made with fresh eggs. Red Feather canned butter and canned cheese are very good. The canned “processed cheese” is kinda like cheddar, kinda like Velveeta, and makes a good grilled cheese sammich.
Question du jour: does the food in pop-top cans last as long as the more solid cans? Seems like it would be more susceptible to air leaks.
Another winner is Bridgford shelf stable foods. They make sammiches with barbecued beef or chicken, like Hot Pockets but flatter, and also cinnamon buns and “french toast”. Mr. RFH likes these when hiking (not a euphemism). The Bridgford foods are sort of like MREs – heavy plastic packaging, good for 5 years or so. Speaking of which, the current batch of MREs is A-pack Ready Meal, and they are fine except they like Skittles a lot more than I do and these meals are heavy on the carbs.
Side note: the meal warmers with iron where you open the plastic bag and expose it to air? Those have a shorter shelf life than the meal warmers with magnesium where you add the little packet of salt water. Those will burn ya if you’re not careful.
Some of the other brands – Provident Pantry, Saratoga Farms, Augason Farms, Honeyville. Haven’t tried the Provident Pantry yet. Saratoga Farms makes a really good broccoli cheddar soup that I ended using as a sauce for a chicken and broccoli casserole. They also make one of the grossest things ever, the Mountain Man Stew. I blame the “textured vegetable protein” for this weird soup, so I avoid anything with TVP in it now. Augason Farms stopped selling from their website but are supposed to be found in stores like Sam’s and even Home Depot? Honeyville sells flour, oats, corn, etc. and is supposed to be a good deal for almond flour, though a quick glance showed a lot of things out of stock.
I can’t speak for the Wise Foods or Patriot Foods type of food storage. I would think that would fall under all-in-one meals and may be carb-heavy, which can be a good thing if you are burnin’ the calories.
One thing I have had difficulty storing is anything with nuts. Jarred peanut butter does last for a while, but mixed nuts, peanut butter crackers, and cereal with almonds just don’t last much past the expiration date, no matter what I do. The other difficulty is milk. To me, Carnation powdered milk starts off sour. I can bake with it, but I can’t drink it. I bought some Nestle Nido powder but haven’t tried it yet. Also, canned evaporated milk is good but has limited storage time before it starts yellowing.
On a final note, don’t forget the spices, the baking needs, and either stored water or a water source and filter for all the reconstituting.
November 2, 2021
Categories: As Little as Possible, At least we're not Ontario, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR COFFEE, Bowel Prep, Bugout Jelly, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dig deep the gathering gloom, fat chicks, Good Stupid, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Thanksgiving . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 188 Comments
Things that Drumph Never Said
September 16, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, ACHOO!, Block Editor, Compound W, CRUNK JUICE!!!, democrats, Dick Filled Asshole, Fat Piece of Shit, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, hopey changey shit, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I Don't Give A Shit, i'm zero indians, is tee-roy still in prison?, Just Another Fucking Category, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Lobster Thermidor, lying phquer, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, Not Enough Categories ffs, O, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Shut Your Prison Pussy, soakin' the ole T-bone, starfish, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, this post sucks, whatever, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, worst post evah!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . Tags: Brain Diseased, Sniffing for Votes, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 199 Comments
I’ve been trying to think of an entertaining way to organize thoughts on our cursory talks about firesticks and their associated consumables.
This is stolen directly from Merriam-Webster:
bal·lis·tics | \ bə-ˈli-stiks \
1a : the science of the motion of projectiles in flight b : the flight characteristics of a projectile
2a : the study of the processes within a firearm as it is fired b : the firing characteristics of a firearm or cartridge
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September 9, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Big Stones, Black helicopters, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, coonskin cap, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, foreskin, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is tee-roy still in prison?, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, lying phquer, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, North American Goat Love Association, Not Enough Categories ffs, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Taint Tanner, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, your mom has a robust rumpus room, zero fucks . Tags: Seriously, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 185 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born March 23, 1987 in Killeen, TX. She stands 5′ 8” and measures 36 – 28 – 45 and some pounds. Please roll out the yoga mat for Miss Briana Bette.
January 22, 2021
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Barack Obama, BBF, Beaver Button, Black helicopters, Boobs, braunschweiger, Burn it down, butt-pokey blues, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Chubs, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Dog Centric, dog love, Double or nothing, Easter Pig, Fake Butt Accurate, fat chicks, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, fucking genius, grope em if you got em, Hanks, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Heavy Metal Thunder, hopey changey shit, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Makin' Bacon, Man-Lesbian, meghan mccain fat, Moist, mons of Marmota monax, Nice Melons, Nigeria, oprah's big booty band, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, racist, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Socialism!, Suddenly Sumo, Superblood, swinging with friends, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, Where's MJ?, Whitey is teh Debble, You have some Junk in the Trump, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 202 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Butt Drugs
(Colorado Alex) Some more “content”
July 16, 2020
Categories: #H2, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, Balls, bangin' your bud, BOOP!, Caffeine, california lesbian in love, Consumption, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dang. I mean...dang., Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Federal Witness Protection Program, fire in the hole, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Garden, gardenblogging, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, goatse, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Snake juice guzzler, Whiny little twerp . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 192 Comments
Happy Valentines Day!
This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.
February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.