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Butt Drugs

(Colorado Alex) Some more “content”

July 16, 2020
Categories: #H2, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, Balls, bangin' your bud, BOOP!, Caffeine, california lesbian in love, Consumption, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dang. I mean...dang., Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Federal Witness Protection Program, fire in the hole, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Garden, gardenblogging, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, goatse, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Snake juice guzzler, Whiny little twerp . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 192 Comments

Happy Valen-meme’s Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.

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February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments

Monday Filler Poat

The old poat was starting to smell stale from a hard weekend, so here’s a fresh one.

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October 7, 2019
Categories: 7 / 9 fucks given, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, barely passable trannies, Baseball, Brown Snow, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Douche-bagger, duck face, furry, Hardware, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Man-lesbians, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, new post needed ASAP!!!, oxycontin, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 129 Comments

Beasts

All kinds of fantastic animals

1.2 billion views….  no idea who that is.

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April 9, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, BANGLAR COFFEE, Breitbart, Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, goatse, I Will Kick Your Ass, Learn some shit, milestones, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, taste the rainbow, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 133 Comments

Crappy Candy Cornucopia

October. Most normal kids are preoccupied with what “they will be” for Halloween. For other kids, it’s Halloween every day, so, no big deal. Boof. My teen step-son is delighted with volunteering at a local haunted house thing which is kind of a big deal around here. Fright At The Fort is held at Fort Knox (not that one).

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This year it’s a Stephen King theme. Say what you want about his politics and desperate need for an editor but the guy has written some classic horror novels. Anyway, he’s in the Children Of The Corn part of the tour.

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He’s pretty funny with his assessment of the crowd. As the evening wears on the attendees grow older, drunker and higher on marijuana. Some of the drunken idiots don’t take kindly to screaming like a schoolgirl in front of their dates. Every part of the exhibit has adult bouncers in it thankfully.

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October 18, 2018
Categories: #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, Birthday Cake, Brut, CRUNK JUICE!!!, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, Secret Santa, soakin' the ole T-bone, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Xanthan gum, your mom's cooter, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 124 Comments

Sunday Taint

**Mazie Hirono: Kavanaugh enters Supreme Court with ‘huge taint**

I’d like to see Lindsey open up an investigation as to whether or not crazy Hawaii lady is qualified to determine the relative size of taints.

 

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October 14, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, bad trip, bangin' your bud, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Bowel Prep, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Genital Itch, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Moist, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, Taint what you think, this post stinks, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 86 Comments

BBF – Out On A Limb

Ahh-ite, line up, time to get the weekend kickin’. Pupster took a hike is away smokin’ dope and head bangin’ with his buddies on the left coast working hard. Handing the keys to an unstable person is probably a sign of stress. We may need to put up the H2 emergency signal for the West Coast Cabal to go bail help him out.

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July 20, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fucking genius, Happy B-Day Michael, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, robust hindquarters, soakin' the ole T-bone, stupid fucking hippies, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's Cyn?, wisermeany, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments

Gilding Your Mom’s Lily

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This is that story

It could be all a lot worse if Hillary was in office. Go Donny Two Scoops!

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April 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Follically challenged, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, is there such a thing as bad head, pelvic thrust, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 109 Comments

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