Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.
November 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, As Little as Possible, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, BOO!!!, Boobs, CHAD, Hambone, Happy B-Day Michael, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Like you know how to read., Microvag, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, peanuts and corn the night before, Penis Sipper, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tincture of iodine, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 86 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is an American girl who stands 5′ 3″ and measures 34M with a circumference round the girls an estimated 45″. From Boobpedia:
By the time she was 18, she was already sporting an I cup. She never had any intention of becoming a boob icon, but the internet decided for her. She was discovered in late 2017 by a forum dedicated to busty women in tops. Soon after the discovery, she started receiving countless messages and Instagram followers. She was not sure whether to delete everything off the internet or just to go with the new attention, but two years and several bra sizes later she decided to create a Patreon. Today Missy happily creates content for her subscribers showing off her 34M breasts, which according to her are still growing.
Please pull yourself together and try not to stare at Miss Missy Marie, AKA Yungfreckz!
October 18, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Finely Freckled, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, Where's Cyn? . Tags: Bewbages, Dayum!, meghan mccain fat, shut your whore mouth . Author: Pupster . Comments: 123 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born April 10th, 1993 in Antioch, California. She stands 5’9″ and measures 32 – 23 – 36 and 125 lbs. Please step lively and fetch a water for Miss Ashlyn Coray.
September 20, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, bacon, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Canine, Cartman . Tags: ducks, Feeling the "Love" . Author: Pupster . Comments: 118 Comments
We’ve already had a couple of Cars songs in Jay’s post as a tribute to Ric Ocasek but since I’m a bigger fan of the group I’m going to carry it over to this post. My older brother and I used to share a room and he’d listen to his transistor radio at night after lights out. Usually WBCN which didn’t suck back in the 70’s. One night he told me to listen closely because a really good group was going to be broadcast live from the Paradise Club in Boston.
September 19, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, American Hero, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Cheese Ball, Dial C for cooter, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Drugs, H2 Pets, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, Makin' Bacon, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Nice Melons, Old Spice, pelvic thrust, Plumbing, QWERTY, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 220 Comments
Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.
Now on to the memes:
September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments
Yeah, you probably saw that one coming.
September 3, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, cheese, crisp bills, Douche-bagger, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fuck you, Granny Clinton, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, lying phquer, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Not Boobs, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Sandra Fluke, Steamed Lobster, taste the rainbow, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., tubgirl, Where's MJ?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 83 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in California, USA on May 4th, 1988. She stands 5′ 2″ , topmost measurement is 32DD and the displacement is 108 lbs. Please gather supplies and welcome Miss Austin White!
August 9, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Beaver Button, Blankie, Boobs, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Shark Week, She-Meat . Tags: shut your whore mouth, Sox? . Author: Pupster . Comments: 173 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born January 1st, 1997 in Colombia, South America. She stands 5′ 5” and measures 41DD-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please cheer up , turn on some lights, and welcome Miss Kendra Roll!
July 19, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, almond, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Brazil, butt-pokey blues, Canine, Marathon not a sprint, meatdickbreath, You're gonna love my nuts . Tags: rush limbaugh head of GOP oxycontin, Seriously, shut your whore mouth, xbrad thinks susan estridge is hot . Author: Pupster . Comments: 199 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born May 21st, 1966 in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34 – 26 – 35 and 135 lbs. Please show some respect and offer a drink to Miss Darla Crane (real name Shelly Shelnutt).
June 28, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Finely Freckled, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, show me your tits, Strap On Anonymous, Your mom sends her love . Tags: 9/11 Bush's fault, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Michelle Obama's tone arms, Obama OWNS this economy, right wing rethuglican, wing nut wingnut . Author: Pupster . Comments: 128 Comments
Oh come one, you didn’t see this one coming, with that title?
June 25, 2019
Categories: Beaver Button, Chicks dig a nice tool, Don't Make Me Kill You, Floyd, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, Lobster Newburg, mons of Marmota monax, nose nuggets, pets, Really, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Tastes More Like Regular, transphobe, Xanthan gum, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 82 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
December 11, 2019 2:14 pm
Every politician pushing the impeachment farce is an insane, dummy.
These are POS attention whores who we are paying a shit ton to do nothing and they call themselves “public servants.” Do it for free and no kickbacks and then we’ll talk, assholes.
Oh, and eff the media.
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