Meme was Yesterday

No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!

I know, you were scared. It’s ok.

I’ll give you some memes now.

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October 8, 2019
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, Bowel Prep, cat blogging, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Good Stupid, Heads I win, Huevos divorciados, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, One Foot Muff, personal junk, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Rocky Dennis, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, Summaries, The More You Know, Totally Nude, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments

Magnificent Moral Morale

Of course those words make no sense together. I began with the idea of showing some morale patches and then needed a title. After contemplating how close morale was to moral and wondering if there was any correlation between the two words I had a headache. So I poured more coffee. Then I realized I was one letter away from a MMM post of my own. And since we all love a good MMM I ran with it.

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May 2, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Balls, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Boobs, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, california lesbian in love, Emily's Dull Affect, Finely Freckled, fishy, foreskin, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy B-Day Michael, I Will Kick Your Ass, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, just another jimbroglio, Marathon not a sprint, Marez-ee-dotes, motorboating done wrong, Muppet Porn & You, O, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, People Was Educated, POON!, Pre-Law, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler, Ten Gallon, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Those Who Serve, Uniform, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, You have some Junk in the Trump . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 103 Comments

BBF

Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.

 

baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect

 

 

Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida.  She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs.  Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.

 

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September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments

Pre-Internet Funny

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It’s hard not to take for granted all of our digital entertainment options. Even the younger Hostages haven’t had the internet as we know it all their lives. Back in HS we learned typing on ancient manual typewriters and there was a Computer Club with about 10 kids in it. Yeah, we had a rotary dial phone at my house until I was in college. Now barely  anyone has a  home phone and it seems nearly every kid has spent more time on YouTube on their phone than they have watching TV. Today we reflect on the pre-gif-era of entertainment as our ancestors experienced it. Well, not exactly since this isn’t the Hostage Weekly Magazine in your mailbox.

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May 24, 2018
Categories: #H2, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR!, Douche-bagger, I am judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Methadone Clinic Cougar, people make me sick, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not, tubgirl, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 140 Comments

BBF

Hello two for ones, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was floated by Jimbro, she is a talented pianist and composer, born July 3rd, 1985 in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Please slow your roll and say hello to Miss Lola Astanova!

 

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May 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, cool tunes, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Ed Balls, Electrical, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, Hambone, Hanks, Headless Whoresman, High and tight, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, Knockers, Lactation, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, oprah's big booty band, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pompadour, POON!, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's MJ?, You're a TOTAL douche . Tags: . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

Gilding Your Mom’s Lily

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This is that story

It could be all a lot worse if Hillary was in office. Go Donny Two Scoops!

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April 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Follically challenged, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, is there such a thing as bad head, pelvic thrust, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 109 Comments

“Taco Tuesday 2: This Time She Doesn’t Have Applause Because the ProBiotics Seem to Have Worked” : Dating the POS Way (An Advice Column for a Friend with a Title Shamelessly Stolen {& slightly altered} From teh Same Friend)

So the big day haz finally arrived.

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April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments

Almost time to Whistle -POS Groundhog Style

Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.

aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)

How many names does she have, one might ask.

So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry  our future – whatevs; the little  beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.

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January 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, dig deep the gathering gloom, fire in the hole, Follically challenged, foreskin, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Holidays, hopey changey shit, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, pelvic thrust, pets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, swinging with friends, the old ass-hair combover trick, Things that really matter, this post stinks, Tuesday, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 245 Comments

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