Of course those words make no sense together. I began with the idea of showing some morale patches and then needed a title. After contemplating how close morale was to moral and wondering if there was any correlation between the two words I had a headache. So I poured more coffee. Then I realized I was one letter away from a MMM post of my own. And since we all love a good MMM I ran with it.
May 2, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Balls, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Boobs, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, california lesbian in love, Emily's Dull Affect, Finely Freckled, fishy, foreskin, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy B-Day Michael, I Will Kick Your Ass, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, just another jimbroglio, Marathon not a sprint, Marez-ee-dotes, motorboating done wrong, Muppet Porn & You, O, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, People Was Educated, POON!, Pre-Law, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler, Ten Gallon, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Those Who Serve, Uniform, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, You have some Junk in the Trump . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 103 Comments
Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.
baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect
Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida. She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.
September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments
It’s hard not to take for granted all of our digital entertainment options. Even the younger Hostages haven’t had the internet as we know it all their lives. Back in HS we learned typing on ancient manual typewriters and there was a Computer Club with about 10 kids in it. Yeah, we had a rotary dial phone at my house until I was in college. Now barely anyone has a home phone and it seems nearly every kid has spent more time on YouTube on their phone than they have watching TV. Today we reflect on the pre-gif-era of entertainment as our ancestors experienced it. Well, not exactly since this isn’t the Hostage Weekly Magazine in your mailbox.
May 24, 2018
Categories: #H2, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR!, Douche-bagger, I am judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Methadone Clinic Cougar, people make me sick, Rumpus Room Rumba, Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not, tubgirl, who's turn is it to grope Cyn . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 140 Comments
Hello two for ones, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was floated by Jimbro, she is a talented pianist and composer, born July 3rd, 1985 in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Please slow your roll and say hello to Miss Lola Astanova!
May 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, cool tunes, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Ed Balls, Electrical, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, Hambone, Hanks, Headless Whoresman, High and tight, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, Knockers, Lactation, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, oprah's big booty band, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pompadour, POON!, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's MJ?, You're a TOTAL douche . Tags: Classical Pianist . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments
It could be all a lot worse if Hillary was in office. Go Donny Two Scoops!
April 26, 2018
Categories: #H2, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Follically challenged, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, is there such a thing as bad head, pelvic thrust, Snake juice guzzler, swinging with friends, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 109 Comments
The weekend was a bust for fishing. Saturday was the first time I tried to do a little trout fishing in the area I now live. Lots of water, but it’s mainly mud-bottom stuff that non-salmonids do well in but the cold water fish don’t.
April 17, 2018
Categories: 0, amazing post, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, butt-pokey blues, Chubs, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fishy, Follically challenged, foreskin, Genital Itch, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Jesus Freak, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Shark Week, soakin' the ole T-bone, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments
So the big day haz finally arrived.
Mood Music
April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.
aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)
How many names does she have, one might ask.
So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry our future – whatevs; the little beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.
January 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, dig deep the gathering gloom, fire in the hole, Follically challenged, foreskin, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Holidays, hopey changey shit, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, Just Another Fucking Category, Learn some shit, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!!, Oso made me do it!!!!, pelvic thrust, pets, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, swinging with friends, the old ass-hair combover trick, Things that really matter, this post stinks, Tuesday, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 245 Comments
Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!
January 9, 2018
Categories: 0, 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments
So –
I was surfing teh webs and came across an interesting little factoid about the Angler Fish –
There’s an obvious mom joke lurking in there…
December 12, 2017
Categories: 0, Chicks dig a nice tool, Double or nothing, Drugs, fishy, foreskin, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Marez-ee-dotes, Microvag, Oso made me do it!!!!, Shark Week, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, The More You Know, Totally Nude, Tuesday, whatever, your mom is a fish monger, zero fucks . Tags: Fishing - it's better than golf . Author: jam2 . Comments: 218 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
If Trump stabs someone in the face on TV, I MAY not vote for him. If he stabs some ISIS or AQ dunce I’ll knock people over at the voting place in order to vote for him earlier.
My point? I’m voting for Trump and it’s going to take some life-shattering deal for me not to. And who knows, I still might vote for him.
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