How far we’ve come.
How far we’ve come.
January 19, 2023
Categories: #Problematic, Chief Grumpybutt, Does this look infected?, filbert, Jeebus, Lets Go Brandon, mons of Marmota monax, new post needed ASAP!!! . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 123 Comments
Causes and Cures
November 4, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, American Hero, Bail Pupster Out For Once, Birfday, Chief Grumpybutt, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, filbert, goatse, Huevos divorciados, It must be true!, lying phquer, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Polar Vortex, Snake Juice, Thor!, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . Tags: oi . Author: jam2 . Comments: 138 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’
Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.
Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
March 29, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, Booze, Bowel Prep, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Bugout Jelly, Dang. I mean...dang., filbert, Finely Freckled, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Holidays, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Lobster Newburg, Lobster Thermidor, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Not in the mood for a funny poat, open your chaste mouth, oprah's big booty band, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, She-Meat, Snake Juice, Tards, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tincture of iodine, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, your mom is a fish monger, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 91 Comments
that’s french you ignant bastards –
July 15, 2017
Categories: #H2, bad trip, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, ducks are people too, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, foreskin, Fourth Grade, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, funny, furry, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hosefuckers, I'm 7 Indians, Just Another Fucking Category, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Microvag, pruritus ani, stupid fucking hippies, Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, Your mom sends her love, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 280 Comments
That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.
So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.
The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.
So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’
Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.
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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!
May 9, 2017
Categories: #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Cockfacefuckaloo, DDH, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, democrats, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, Floyd, Follically challenged, goatse, Good Stupid, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Granny Clinton, Hostages Legal Aid, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I am, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, illuminati, Incisor, Like you know how to read., Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Master Henry, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, Mister Mxyzptlk, new post, NHL, Nigeria, No Drama, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, police involvement, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, Tuesday, weather blog, weiner . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 87 Comments
Hi folks. So Sunday was busy for me. Church, trip to Tractor Supply, built my new 1000lb-capacity “utility cart” (big green wagon), and painted about 1/3 of the baby’s room. I did manage to eat two (2!) solid meals today, though they were very soft food and I had to chew them only on the right side of my mouth. Anyhow, I can’t wait to get back to work so I can relax!
Did you there are competitions in bikini? Like, it’s a skill ‘n’ stuff.
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May 11, 2015
Categories: As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, filbert, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Le Luc Long, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., misogyny, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Say "What" Again, She-Meat, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, TurtleFacePlant, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 250 Comments
Greetings fans of all things nut. Welcome to the post where we discover which nut is your favorite. It’s a big world with all kinds of nuts in it so it’s hard to choose just one. In order to limit weight gain it is important to choose one nut. No one said it had to be a small nut. Go ahead and grab a huge one if you’d like. ‘Merica … the freedom to choose your nut! I bet Bernie Sanders would stand behind that statement. Hillary? Not so much. How old is Chelsea? Add her age plus 9 months and there’s the last time someone nutted on Hillary.
Nutz meet boltz
Update:
huh?
April 30, 2015
Categories: almond, Brazil, cashew, Emily, filbert, macadamia, peanut, pecan, walnut . Tags: gargle . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 292 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.