Day 4 of 7 as solo dad. I might make it, we’ll see.
She seems nice.
Day 4 of 7 as solo dad. I might make it, we’ll see.
She seems nice.
July 29, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 117 Comments
Mother’s Day went well at our house, and I pray the same is true in yours.
Not my mom.
May 13, 2019
Categories: Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, homophobe, I am judging you, misogyny, not mannish monday madness, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 77 Comments
Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’
Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.
Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
March 29, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, Booze, Bowel Prep, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Bugout Jelly, Dang. I mean...dang., filbert, Finely Freckled, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Holidays, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Lobster Newburg, Lobster Thermidor, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Not in the mood for a funny poat, open your chaste mouth, oprah's big booty band, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, She-Meat, Snake Juice, Tards, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tincture of iodine, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, your mom is a fish monger, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 91 Comments
I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.
Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.
Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!
March 15, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, Breitbart, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, Happy Birfday Wiser, It must be true!, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, new post needed ASAP!!!, NHL, Prankophilia, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Your mom likes this, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 128 Comments
I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid
February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments
It’s a little early but like a horny college student I’m going for the pigs early in the evening. Next Tuesday in addition to it being the best SOTU ever it’s also the Chinese New Year aka Lunar New Year aka Spring Festival aka A Day No Cats Would Die.
January 31, 2019
Categories: Finely Freckled, FUCK YOU ICE, I'm all out of bubble gum, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, just another jimbroglio, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, polishing turds, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, your mom likes a slippery trout, your mom's cooter . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 111 Comments
November 22, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, bbq, Birthday Cake, CHAD, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Headless Whoresman, Just Another Fucking Category, Merry Christmas, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, peanuts and corn the night before, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 91 Comments
As we have often heard and most people know (mainly from the TV genre known as “police procedurals“), a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Fewer people know WTH a grand jury is much less what indict means. Where we all can find common ground is in the ham sandwich. Let’s meet the players
Shout out to Lithuanian Dark Rye Bread! Zajabis!
October 25, 2018
Categories: Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, groomin' your shroom, Hambone, Oprah's Slut Club, peanuts and corn the night before, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, Space pens, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're a TOTAL douche, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 166 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
So the big day haz finally arrived.
Mood Music
April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
December 11, 2019 2:14 pm
Every politician pushing the impeachment farce is an insane, dummy.
These are POS attention whores who we are paying a shit ton to do nothing and they call themselves “public servants.” Do it for free and no kickbacks and then we’ll talk, assholes.
Oh, and eff the media.