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June 4, 2020
Categories: #H2, ACHOO!, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Beaver Button, CHAD, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, Hostages Legal Aid, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, just another jimbroglio, Maxi Pads, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, riding the cock carousel, shit squirters, show me your tits, soakin' the ole T-bone, Taint Tanner, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Three card Monte, weiner . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 211 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russian Federation on January 23rd, 1998.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34E – 24 – 37 and 114 lbs.  Please check for lint and collude with Miss Mandy Dee AKA Anja Novotna / Aelita / Amelie / Busty / Charlene / Dasha C. / Dorothee Dionne / Janna / Lila / Mandi / Maria / Mika Bodana / Mika Boolana / Millie / Millis A. / Minka / Nataliya / Petia / Rusty / Sabina / Sophie / Stacy / Tracy Lyons.

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February 14, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 4/10 Would Still Smash, ann coulter, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Beaver Button, Big Stones, Boobs, cat blogging, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hot Diggity Dog, just the D…, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, riding the cock carousel, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 147 Comments

Happy Valen-meme’s Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.

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February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D–28–38 and 135 lbs.  Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!

 

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January 17, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Ball de Cheese, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Don't Make Me Kill You, duck face, ducks are people too, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hitler, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mardi gras groping, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, My Sharona, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

Simple + Machine = Simple Machine

I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid

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February 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, cats are evul, CHAD, Douche-bagger, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, Granny Clinton, Hambone, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, North American Goat Love Association, open your chaste mouth, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, Tincture of iodine, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 138 Comments

Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments

“Taco Tuesday 2: This Time She Doesn’t Have Applause Because the ProBiotics Seem to Have Worked” : Dating the POS Way (An Advice Column for a Friend with a Title Shamelessly Stolen {& slightly altered} From teh Same Friend)

So the big day haz finally arrived.

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April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments

MMM 318: 13 days

And then of course I get to unpack it all, which is going to suck all of the balls.

Leetle tiny shorts.

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April 2, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, Balls, High and tight, lazy bastards anonymous, pelvic thrust, racist, riding the cock carousel, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 131 Comments

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