May 31, 2022
Categories: cat blogging, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, gardenblogging, High Society Trash Bloggin', Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Phone blogging, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 139 Comments
March 8, 2022
Categories: Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, playing Hide the Salmon . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 119 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Yaaawnn…it’s a rainy crappy day, and eating lauraw’s pea seedlings is exhausting. I think I’ll put on my fluffy bunny slippers and take a nap.
This one isn’t a baby, but he’s trying to ACT like one, and I think you all know by now how I feel about rodents. My main beef with rodents is that they don’t crunch underfoot in a satisfying way the way you would imagine they do. Well, they don’t.
IMPOTENT UPDATE BY HOTSPUR:
This is for Laura:
This is for Leon: (Get well.)
And this is for Mare: (She’s always up to something.)
No puppies? I fixt it (car in):
(Colex) Trying to fix the images…
February 10, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Belly Button Micro Penis, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, needs more tartar sauce, Sorry., Suddenly Sumo, Whiny little twerp, Your mom sends her love, zero fucks . . Author: lumps . Comments: 106 Comments
Crunchy, fall apart, playing with your food, nasty damn things….
March 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Ball de Cheese, Beer Tree Farm, butt-pokey blues, chi-chi was here category, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Floppy Disk, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, I feel like chicken tonight., lazy bastards anonymous, Makin' Bacon, Moon Pie Smash, needs more tartar sauce, One Foot Muff, playing Hide the Salmon, Pure Genius, racist, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 164 Comments
Here it is ladies and gentleman, a corporate holiday based on religious tradition where we’re encouraged to buy lots of shit to express our love for that special somebody.
February 14, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, H2 Wedding, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, NOT another post by Pupster, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Snake juice guzzler, Taint Pics of Osprey, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Uncategorized, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 107 Comments
January 10, 2019
Categories: #H2, Death by Fishstick, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Grippe, Happy B-Day Michael, just another jimbroglio, Methadone Clinic Cougar, polishing turds, Sherwin Fucking Williams, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tastes More Like Regular, Vaseline Kiss . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 122 Comments
Mood music:
I don’t even know what this means, because I still haven’t seen the movie.
Trump embarrassing us overseas:
Things I find on Facedouche:
Related:
Have I ever showed you guys my REALLY fat cat?
You think if I get my mom one of these, it will help?
This is for Leon:
That’s enough. Vet office opens in 25 min then I can start calling.
July 19, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #Problematic, bangin' your bud, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Buzzcut, Caffeine, CAIR, Canine, Cheedy, Cheez Wiz, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, Heads I win, Heavy Metal Thunder, Merry Christmas, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 136 Comments
Since Jimbro is off in the mountains receiving a heavy load from some shady contractor, I’ve agreed to put up a poat. The old one was smelling worse than your mom after Fleet Week. We haven’t had a rip-roaring, honest-to-God hurt feelings fight on this blog in far too long, so let’s talk about music.
So, I’m about two weeks out from leaving my job, and by the time you read this I will hopefully have an offer for a new job outside of California. Even if I don’t, I’m still leaving this state. And that means one thing… ROADTRIP! For the past nine months I’ve driven 45-75 minutes each way up to Santa Barbara each day for work. Obviously, spending that much time on the road means listening to the radio a lot. Thank the gods for Pandora, and Youtube on my phone. So I thought I’d put together a list of some of my favorite songs to listen to while driving. I decided to limit it to ten songs, about what I used to burn on a CD before a long road-trip. Obviously there are others, but if I had to pick ten to listen to for a couple of hours in parts of the country where the only radio stations are messican polka and the baptist station... the mixture below would be my top choice. Yeah, some of them are covers, but they’re better than the originals for keeping me awake and focused while on the road.
June 14, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, Bacon Strips, Ball de Cheese, bangin' your bud, Bugout Jelly, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Drinking heavily, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Earworm dammit, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, It must be true!, Merry Christmas, motorboating done wrong, Music Classics, OWS Douchebags, quesadillas, Redhead Bonus Points, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, unintended consequences, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 128 Comments
If you listen to, and believe, the MSFM catastrophe is right around the corner. If Trump (PBUH) isn’t threatening nuclear annihilation to NoKo and, by extension, China he’s frying the planet by backing out of the Paris Hilton Climax Awards. Next thing you know he’ll be building walls North and South to keep the Snowbillies and the Beaners out of ‘Merica, letting people keep more of their money and giving parking tickets to Third World-ers double parking in NYC who are only picking up their dry cleaning for the love of Allah. It reminds me of this song by Europe, a group from Sweden who prove that men have been dressing and wearing their hair and make up like women long before the current crop of Millennial kuntz. Perhaps even more amazing than that is the fact that this group has actually released eleven studio albums, three live albums, three compilations and nineteen music videos. Quick bonus quiz: name one besides this one. Enjoy the analog clocks and cathode ray tube monitors that convey crisis and urgency in this video which evokes the panic we felt when Russia was our mortal enemy. Wait, is Russia still our mortal enemy…didn’t we reset things with them?
December 28, 2017
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, 2017 Big Boob Championships, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Lesbians, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Zzyzx . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 93 Comments
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March 3, 2021
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