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Your model for today was born November 9th, 1990 in Portsmouth, England. She stands 5‘ 5″ and measures 30GG – 27 – 41 and 150 lbs. Please hold a place in the buffet line for Miss Deadly Red AKA Nicky Robinson.

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March 17, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, Allegedly, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, beefcake, Button Nose, Chubs, Dog Centric, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Fat Piece of Shit, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, Fuck you Georgia, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, gardenblogging, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hoggers Anonymous, Huge Musical Breadth, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I Love You Peeps, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, is tee-roy still in prison?, Knockers, Lets Go Brandon, Loose Ass Snatch, Luckiest Dog Alive, Man-Lesbian, mardi gras groping, misogyny, Nice Melons, No more wire hangers, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Suddenly Sumo, The More You Know, TITS . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 115 Comments

HHD 03-15-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I haven’t seen this show, but I like the music I’ve been hearing from it.

Now for the hunks.

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March 15, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: moar coffee, not using daylight savings time as an excuse . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 113 Comments

Happy St Patrick’s Meme!

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March 14, 2023
Categories: fancy first dates and frilly underwear, I Will Kick Your Ass, Pinch A Loaf, wearing a wattle . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 85 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born June 10th, 2002 in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 34 – 22 – 34 and 110 lbs. Please check id for Miss Katelyn Lordahl AKA KT Lordahl.

March 10, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Button Nose, california lesbian in love, Canine, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Fuck you Georgia, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Good Stupid, H2 Pets, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Kyle, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Lumbago, monkey around, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, open your chaste mouth, skittles, Smokeshow, Taint Pics of Osprey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 97 Comments

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Another classic song. When the Iranian hostages were being released, this was briefly in heavy rotation. Mom had the kitchen radio set to a particular station, and they quit playing it entirely. I actually got through on the request line (a very rare feat, I think I only did it one other time in 10 years of trying) and asked for it. The DJ answered, “Good God, no” and hung up on me.

Now for the hunks.

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March 8, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: buy stock in Tylenol . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 155 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born November 26th, 1982 in Moskvabad, Russia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 43 – 24 – 35 and 121 lbs. Please make some room for Miss Yulia Nova.

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March 3, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Aliens, BBF, beefcake, bewbs like DAMN!, Boobs, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Chubs, crisp bills, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Dr B wants to Spank you, fire in the hole, Fuck you Georgia, grope em if you got em, Huge Musical Breadth, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lets Go Brandon, Like you know how to read., Man-Lesbian, My safe contains your mom, Nice Melons, not boyfrien, October Surprise, OWS Douchebags, Polar Vortex, Pre-Law, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Ride the pony, right wing rethuglican, Rosetta Likes This, Rule 34, rush limbaugh, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, Socialism! . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 97 Comments

HHD 03-01-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day. Does anyone here say “Rabbit, rabbit” on the first day of the month?
First, the song for today. I heard this on the radio yesterday for the first time in years.

Now for the hunks. Lumps was right.

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March 1, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: not under the influence...yet . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 74 Comments

HHD 02-22-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song for today. I heard the original today and remembering liking the cover (ducks) better.

Now for the hunks. I hit up IMDB for the birthday boys.

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February 22, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: not right for ash wednesday but this is what you get . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 138 Comments

HHD 02-15-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song for today. Hope your St. Valentine’s Day was a good one.

My google-fu is poor today, so I’ve decided to be lazy and post some classic pics rather than the twinks my usual HHD fodder sites are giving me.

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February 15, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: throw them back they arent keepers yet . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 82 Comments

HHD 02-08-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day. Ok, she needs a sammich.
Someone was talking about “Dinner and a Movie” on TBS. This was the theme song.

Hosted by Paul Gilmartin.
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