Since the usual suspects were not available, I’ll go ahead and put up a poat that’s fresher than your mom after fleet week. Content will be minimal, a sampler of themes from the rest of the week.
We’ve got well-formed glutes and poorly-tucked penii. *check*
How about some hard-bodied pretty-boys? *check*
Bore, God of Blunder? *Check* and *Check*
And titties and a vacant stare. *Check* I’m not sure if she’s been featured before, and I’m too lazy to ask.
So, yesterday was my birthday, and not ONE person asked me this. You guys don’t care.
At work, they like to call me Karen to piss me off, so these are always amusing:
Dog memes are always funny:
Ok, this is a tad hurtful …
And now, we’re almost to the point we’ve all been waiting for …
Here it is – the QOTSA video you all knew was coming. This isn’t on any of the albums- it was released to those who pre-ordered one of their albums. It is freakin amazing.
Oh … this is bound to be good …
Yes, Yes, it is Josh.
This song is amazing:
I know you’ll all ignore this anyway, but once I get it out of my system perhaps we’ll all feel better.
The Bangor State Fair has come and gone, leaving only children’s memories of the merry go round, bellies full of cotton candy and a steady drip from your wang from that threesome with the carnie’s girlfriend. We’ve had a weird summer this year. The weather hasn’t really been all that hot. We’ve had great days here and there and some memorable good times of course. It just seems as if we’re staring at back to school shopping and packing up camp when things never really got going. I know time seems to move faster as you age but this is ridiculous. This guy learned all he knows about swallowing swords from your mom
Right here: 
Or, if you’re not the social type, here, off by yourself:
Pay no attention to the fact that the deck currently has no rails. That has NOTHING to do with the plans for MJ’s “disappearance”. We’re ordering the wire this week, and hopefully that will be rectified.
Perhaps you’d want to zip around the lake on one of our jet skis!!! For the low, low price of a glass of wine paid to me, this can happen.
My crack mechanic (#2 son Matt) is at work getting them in top condition as I write:
We have TOP NOTCH accommodations here at Chez Car in and this can be had at a very reasonable rate *
*again a nice hearty glass of wine, and whoever needs it/asks first
I got a bunch of these cool light things for the deck, but I haven’t figured out how exactly I’m going to put them up:
I may try something new while I have guests, and as soon as I figure what this guy is saying I’ll try to whip some of this up. I don’t know how many more times I’m going to have to watch it …
There’s sure to be some awesome music on the deck too as I give everyone a very complete presentation of what’s currently rotating on my playlist.
And don’t forget the real reason for coming to Lapeerpalooza …
He’s dirty.
He’s smelly.
But he’s 155 pounds of pure love. Let’s all have a nice round of applause for MOOOOOOSE.
(not actual size – this is from last year)
Well, i don’t know what the heck else I can do to convince everyone?
Maybe this – one last picture of moose:
Hi weirdos. Here are a few things I would like to rate as a hostage:
TNT flooring: Meth heads that pretend to be Jesus freaks so you’ll trust them with your really big job that they swear is going to be just perfect. Will they work more than a few hours a day? No. Will they smoke meth in your house? Yes. Will you need to have the floor completely removed and done by someone else? Yes. Will the meth heads remind you of someone but you can’t quite place them? Yes.
I’m going to share a secret with you folks. Pictured below is the GREATEST garden hand tool I’ve ever owned.
Big words, I know – but this has changed my life. And because I love you all so very much (except MJ) I’m going to share this valuable knowledge with you.
This is it:
BEHOLD IT’S BEAUTY. $33 on Amazon, but I got it cheaper at Meijer a few weeks back.
You’re welcome, everyone.
Here’s an old song I’ve been listening to lately – THANK YOU TURBO.
Carry on fine people.
Hotspur’s new truck
Socks helping with the rent
Beansersdgdgresasd’s basement renovation took an unexpected turn
Jewstin is early Christmas Shopping
Colex wants a paper umbrella with that
Mare updates her look
Jimbro seems bored
And then he ate it
CARin gets in a fight
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
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