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Your model for today was born on September 23rd, 1992 in Reading, England. She stands 5’6″, and measures 34-24-36 and 128 lbs. Please mind the gap and say howdy to Miss Harley Gacke  AKA Harley G !

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Beware of visitors to NASA, roamy!

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Your model for today was born in Dallas, Texas on January, 30th 1995.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 32F – 25 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say howdy to Miss Sabrina Nichole!

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born November 24th, 1988 in Prague, Czech Republic. She stands 5′10″ and measures 34-27-38 and 112 lbs. Please get your mind right and say hi to Miss Connie Carter!

 

 

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Need Sun, Need Warmth

We have had 5 days of rain and cool-ish weather(40’s-50’s) with today being the only day where it might stop raining. I have been promised global warming for years and thought I’d be in the tropics by now. Instead all of my citrus tree starts have died as have the decorative palm trees that line my driveway. My neighbors scoffed at the notion of my equatorial vision but I kept my own counsel, inspired by the prophet Algore. Soon I will build a massive greenhouse over my yard warmed by cow farts and cigar smoke and I will be the laughinest laugher that ever laughed!

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Hotspur Meets His Match

In the sad wake of Notre Dame burning yesterday, I mentioned getting engaged there. Oso said she enjoyed hearing it, but that was only a tiny part of the story.

Here I will tell a complete version of my history. I will start at the beginning.

In January of 2000, a close friend of mine, Rick, invited me to an “Ignore The Super Bowl Party.” The idea was to keep the sound off during the game so everyone could chat, then turn it on during the commercials, so everyone could laugh. That was back in the days of the Dotcom bubble, and the commercials were hilarious.

During the week before the game, if Rick asked me once, he asked me five times if I was coming on Sunday. I told him yes each time. But when Sunday came I really didn’t want to go, but I thought, “Fuck, I told him five times I was coming. I’ll just go and stay for a drink and say I have to get up early in the morning, then leave early.”

So I went.

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hatred

Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.

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i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.

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Don’t blame me, blame yourselves

Trolling facedouche for content …

J’ames and I often find ourselves arguing with complete idiots, and yesterday they brought forth (yet another ) article that Trump was going to step down this year.   My comment that I’ve heard it before lead to the most epic ass-showing by our resident lib. I suspect he may have forgotten to take some of his meds.

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Who watched the Oscars?   Because otherwise you missed this very touching moment.

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Lots of trans stuff in the news this week, with trans females SHOCKINGLY overpowering actual women in sports.  Who’d have thunk?  The Crossfit Open started a week ago, and they too have joined in on the madness. New rules means that only ONE male and female athlete advance from the Open. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the woman was trans?   Meanwhile, Caitlyn …

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I have no commentary to go with this picture:

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Or this one:

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How about a little music now? I wasn’t a huge fan of this band, until I saw them in concert.

 

I’m awaiting an album from these guys – and I’m seeing them in concert in July. Can. Not. Wait.

 

These guys JUST went into the studio. Beginning has questionable lyrics, but it’s a phenomenal song. This is Johnny before he got a few face tats.

 

Ok everyone. Go forth and make today productive. Or something.

 

 

Weekend Memes

 

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Weekend Memes

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