Carpal Tunnel Tuesday

Weekend Memes

Filler Post

Serving your needs while waiting for MJ to put up a toddler post or Jim Accoster to apologize. Whichever comes first.

Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

Sunday Taint

**Mazie Hirono: Kavanaugh enters Supreme Court with ‘huge taint**

I’d like to see Lindsey open up an investigation as to whether or not crazy Hawaii lady is qualified to determine the relative size of taints.

 

Weekend Meme

Weekend Meme

Saturday Boom Boom

Good morning, shmoopties! Finally gonna work on the garden after so many weeks of being kidnapped and forced to eat seafood on my days off this Summer. Just gonna take it down and get it tucked away for next Spring.

Boom.

Boom usually refers to an onomatopoeic word for the sound that an explosion makes. Boom may also refer to:

Objects

• Boom (containment), a temporary floating barrier used to contain an oil spill
• Boom (navigational barrier), an obstacle strung across a navigable stretch of water to control or block navigation
• Boom (sailing), spar at the foot of a sail on a sailboat
• Boom (windsurfing), a wishbone shaped piece of windsurfing equipment
• Boom (ship), a type of Arab sailing vessel
• Log boom, a barrier placed in a river
• Boom, the lifting part of a crane
• Boom microphone, used by a boom operator to record sound
• Boom, the rear fuselage of an aircraft, as in twin boom

Yeah so then there are other kinds of Boom. Booyah! The kind we like.

Not a big fan of some kinds of boom. YMMV, I’m getting old for this crap.

This is more like it but nah.

Then here’s some better Boom, because I kind of dig Fergie.

A documentary about a boom?

“I’m interested in the subject matter, but not that interested,” he explained during a panel at the Tribeca TV festival.

Not sure that’s a recipe for success, but I guess we’ll see.

Whatever, goatlovin’ jackasses.

This concludes our short roundup of what happens on the first page when you put the word ‘boom’ in duckduckgo’s search engine and press ‘Enter.’ Or, as you Boomers still call it, ‘Return.’ Can you still hear the sliding of the carriage, Clarice?

Have a delightful weekend and I hope you all get some Saturday BoomBoom.

Update with thanks to Jimbro: This is the kind of boom I woke up to this morning.

 

BBF

Hello busy bees and day laborers, welcome to Big Baculus Friday.

 

baculus: a staff regarded as symbolic of authority (such as the pastoral staff of a bishop)

 

 

Your model for today is a headstrong young vastaya of the seas, she uses her mystical Tidecaller staff to reshape the tides and defend her fellow Marai from danger. Please sing that lady and the tramp song to Nami!

 

BBF

Hello, welcome to Waffle House, and Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today lives in Las Vegas, NV, born February 4th, 1990, she stands 5’2″, 39D-26-39 and 130 lbs.  Please don’t google her name at work, but may I present  Miss Summer Hart (AKA OUSweetHeart)!