Big Blam Frooday

Tushar sent me an email yesterday after watching Trump’s press conference with dire warnings of peak boner. I believe our newest American is loving winning more each day even if he has a constant headache from lack of blood flow.

I wanted you to know that I gave your mom a chance to name this song. What a dirty slut.

Today’s model  hails from the country of Whatevestan. She’s smoking hot, has giant boobs, and to be perfectly honest with you, I’m not even sure these pictures of the same walking boobs girl. Please give a hearty, healthy, and very warm welcome to RION.

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Teh Luv Sessy Poat

V-Day has come and gone and hopefully your celebration was everything you wanted it to be.  I’m not really a Valentine’s Day guy because I think it’s a manufactured holiday designed to ring up sales in the retail market during a slow time in the winter months. Try telling that to your partner if he or she is a “believer“. I think something small is in order like a witty card, some good chocolate and a home cooked meal (do leftovers count?). “Toys” are a dicey proposition that can come back to bite you in the ass so to speak. Maybe your celebration consisted of some dancing involving a ‘good’ female dancer, performed by an (nsfw) avatar: Because…science.

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VDay

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B B F

Hi there and welcome to the third Friday of his majesty’s reign. On this Friday we are about to feel slightly less winning than previous days, which will still be better any day Hillary has left.

You know, I’m not sure I care about serious issues anymore. Here’s what I give greater than zero f**ks about: not losing. It turns out not losing is better than losing. Hard to believe.

If someone could inform former President Romney of this eternal wisd…..oh. I guess we could call Hillary and ask her if winning….nope, that won’t do either. So we’re left with all of history as a guide. It’ll do. Not perfect, but it’ll do.

Today’s song was written about Hotspur’s thong after a long night of medicinal tequila and Meh -hee- can cuisine.

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So, When Does Spring Get Here?

Super Bowl is over. No sports on TV that I like to watch. I truly wish I was interested in college basketball but other than a few games during March Madness I just can’t get into it. The days are getting longer, over an hour more of daylight since the shortest day of the year. Time to organize my sock drawer which is really just a euphemism for spanking your mom just the way she likes it done.

When asked who sang this song my boys proudly announced “Motley Crue of course” SMH

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Let Us Gather For Our National Holiday

First a little pep talk

That kid has a bright future. I’m serious, a high school kid right after a big game nails the interview. Not sure if he played in college or not. He could be a preacher, politician or salesman with that delivery. Go get ’em young man!

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Sunday Invitational

Have some breakfast while we discuss something of grave importance.

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I volunteered to host a meat face this summer.  There will be food and drinks and maybe a bouncy house for Leon and MJ.  We will have to pick a date but who’s in?

And how do you put a poll in this fucking thing?  WordPress used to have polls.

 

*Update by Pupster*

The Great Banning

“Trump bans Muslims” read every major newspaper headline this week. He didn’t but that doesn’t matter to people who sit on their brains.

Things that were banned

Yes, this song was banned by the BBC because it might offend people who stutter.

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