Woodcut Thursday

We need a little … culture. It’s been lacking here since Mr Chumpo went into the Witness Protection Program. I like woodcuts so woodcuts.

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February 7, 2019
Categories: #H2, Ball de Cheese, Barack Obama, CAIR, dicking bimbos, flick it good, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lactation, Marathon not a sprint, mittelschmerz, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, peanuts and corn the night before, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, Taint Pics of Osprey, Tinfoil lingerie, Turkey Taint, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 104 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Breviloquence Friday.

 

breviloquence – short-windedness; tendency towards brevity in speech

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born on April 10th, 1987 in Belgrade, Serbia.  She stands 5′ 10″, 36DD-24-38.  Please strut around and say “Ви сте игралиште и ја сам осам година на одмору” to Miss Jenna Jenovich!

 

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February 1, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, dicking bimbos, fire in the hole, fishy, flick it, flick it good . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 95 Comments

Crazy Money

So one of our fellow Hostages hit it big in the lottery. Yes, Troy won big. So did Uncle Sam who appreciates all the tax money to feed the machine. Always fun to imagine what you would do if you won the lottery. For me, part of the enjoyment of buying a lottery ticket, is daydreaming about what you’d do with all that money. Everyone says they will not change but secretly know they will. Here’s a few ideas of what to do with all that mad money.

Montgomery Rolls-Royce Phantom 2 Photo: James Lipman / jameslipman.com

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January 24, 2019
Categories: #H2, barely passable trannies, CHAD, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Luckiest Dog Alive, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, soakin' the ole T-bone, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 137 Comments

BBF

Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

Lyrics Link

Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

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October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments

BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

BBF

Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs.  Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!

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October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments

Weekend Meme

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September 30, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, Booze, Bowel Prep, Brut, Caffeine, Canine, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, I am judging you, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

The Town

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September 22, 2018
Categories: #H2, Death by Fishstick, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Floppy Disk, FUCK YOU ICE, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy, Headless Whoresman, Hitler, Hot Diggity Dog . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 182 Comments

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