July | 2019 | Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Prayers for Carin that today’s surgery goes well.
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In this day of auto-tuning and synthetic everything, some real sound is greatly appreciated.

Today’s birthday boy is Michael Biehn, best known as Kyle Reese in “Terminator”.

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July 31, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, bacon, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: world record moon pie . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 92 Comments

Crazy Little Thing Called Meme

Yes, it’s that time of the week, when you have to put up with J’Ames’ bullshit.

AColonCanCompletelyChange

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July 30, 2019
Categories: !RALGNAB, Floyd, lying phquer, Snake juice guzzler, Taint what you think, Your mom sends her love, zero fucks . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 105 Comments

MMM 376

Day 4 of 7 as solo dad. I might make it, we’ll see.

She seems nice.

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July 29, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 117 Comments

Follow Meme

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July 27, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, Weekend Memes . Tags: Asshole Eating, Cream Filled Long Johns . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on August 8th, 2000 in Austin, Tx. She stands 5′ 7″, and measures 32DD-22-32 and 117 lbs. Please calm down and don’t be creepy with Miss Gabbie Carter.

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July 26, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Problematic, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Blankie, Boobs, Floppy Disk, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Juice, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, starfish, This is fucking bullshit, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments

Enjoy Summer

stoningtons-bounty-of-summer

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July 25, 2019
Categories: #H2, 7 of 9 fucks not given, bacon wrapped booger, Chubs, fat chicks, Follically challenged, General Bitching, grope em if you got em, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Nice Melons, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Sherwin Fucking Williams, stupid fucking hippies, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Religion of Peace, Vaseline Kiss, You have some Junk in the Trump . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 118 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I thought about this for the kickoff song but decided on this instead, in memory of Art Neville. (Blame Mini-me for the former.)

Now for the hunks. Birthday boy from Lost in Space, Mark Goddard.

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July 24, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 165 Comments

Mawwaige!

Some tweets to celebrate the institution of marriage.

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July 23, 2019
Categories: marriage . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 98 Comments

MMM 375: Lockjaw

Weekend was absolutely awful for yard work. It was either too hot to be outdoors, or a torrential downpour of rain. Saturday afternoon I stepped on a roofing staple that pierced my heel.

Did you know Walgreen’s does tetanus/diptheria/pertussis shots?

Beach jeans.