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Your model for today was born on August 8th, 2000 in Austin, Tx. She stands 5′ 7″, and measures 32DD-22-32 and 117 lbs. Please calm down and don’t be creepy with Miss Gabbie Carter.
July 26, 2019
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Foist
I think she’s been naughty a time or two.
Innocent, child-like face with a “I’ve been around the block a few (hundred) times” body.
Tattoo placement choices should never be made in a drunken state. Or so I’ve heard.
This is for Beasnsnsnsns only…it does come in black/black and I may order it for other occasions because it’s so fricken flattering.
https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/karen-kane-scalloped-lace-sheath-dress/3589743?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FAll%20Results&color=navy
This guy is a jackass and I wish he would have received a little “don’t do that shit” payback:
https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhyvt4E6h95FeU55PD
Some college friends and I went to NYC for the 2000 new year. We were just out of college. I rented a Taurus wagon and drove from Pittsburgh. Picked everyone up along the way. This was pre-GPS. Drove in to the city and had the car parked. Made our way to Times Square for the drop. Got sh*tfaced all day and night. Tried to have a conversation with some elderly Chinese guy (building Bridges and such) around 3 am.
Hard to believe 8 months later today’s BBF feature was birthed. Eff’ing Generation Z, mang.
Slutastic choice Pupster.
The sweet looking sundress photos/gifs fooled me at first but when I watched the first long video I realized she wears semen make up for fun and profit.
*8/10, would smash*
Nate, welcome to getting old. Over they years you’ll see your classmates in the HS and college alumni magazines shift from the marriage column to the birth column and finally the obituary column until it’s your turn. Time and tide wait for no man or some such shit.
Jackass lion scare-guy deserves to be found dispersed across the savanna in multiple lion and assorted scavenger scats
Another good music video Pupster. It’s worth clicking on the title and watching it on youtoob. Chris Cornell has a fantastic voice and the video is creative.
Yeah, Jimbro. Already had a couple college acquaintances pass.
I met up with a bunch of people from college about a year ago. A very surreal experience. One girl was maybe 5/10 would smash in college. Now, she is a hideous looking lib who spent most of the night talking about her job – adjudicating benefit claims of some kind (food stamps or unemployment or some such handout). It was like a horror show.
Wears semen for makeup made me lol. Good one.
Is Mare the only one still involved in Operation Fatass. I caught some bug, so my exercises have taken a hiatus. Actually, that might help my weight loss.
Cornell does have a wonderful voice. Season is my favorite.
I realized she wears semen make up for fun and profit.
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HA! Great line!
Baka, I am still committed to “Not a fatass Summer!”™ I only have a little over a couple of weeks to lean out a smidge but I’m going to try.
Just got done doing a HIIT workout. Arms are shaking…but not my ass so there’s that.
That soundtrack was in my CD player on constant rotation. At the time the movie seemed relevant to my life and enjoyed watching it. I made the mistake of watching it again as an older, more bitter-about-the-world individual and found it didn’t hold up for me. The music is still good though.
8/10 would smash
Ilhan Omar is a true American patriot.
Discuss.
n8sedaka, I am still involved in Operation Fatass, but I, too, caught some kind of bug and have been on the sidelines this week. Tired.
Ilhan Omar is a disgusting, third world, POS. She’s not very bright, is a hypocrite, and did not deserve to be accepted into the greatest country the world has ever known. She makes me sick and I can’t believe this dumb, **** is a representative.
But I mean that in a nice way.
This is amazing – because I too caught a bug this week. I think it was called “eat and drink like an asshole”. Workouts have been fine. But I need to firm up the asshole eating.
PTL the farmer’s market opens today.
wakey wakey
Ilhan Omar is a true American patriot.
Discuss.
Oh boy, I love Opposite Day!
And I hate round, fleshy derriers. Just hate ’em. Give me a girl with a flat butt and chicken legs.
I watched Shazam last night, and am happy to report it’s a cute, family friendly movie. Really enjoyed it.
The star of that movie is supposed to be a really great guy.
I have to examine my eating closely. I track everything. And yet I’m stalling when I should be making progress on the scale (yes, yes I know that isn’t everything).
My macro tracker says I’m under on carbs and fat. A little over in protein. That should not, based on recent research Metabolic Mike has been reviewing, be slowing down my weight loss.
n8sedaka, I am still involved in Operation Fatass, but I, too, caught some kind of bug and have been on the sidelines this week. Tired.
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RFH, I got a similar bug recently. Put me out for like 2 weeks. So tired.
Of course, that was right when I had strung together 4 weeks of kicks ass workouts. Now starting over…
I have to examine my eating closely. I track everything. And yet I’m stalling when I should be making progress on the scale (yes, yes I know that isn’t everything).
My macro tracker says I’m under on carbs and fat. A little over in protein. That should not, based on recent research Metabolic Mike has been reviewing, be slowing down my weight loss.
Sounds like a science fair project back in the day.
Other than the tats, she’s kinda girl next door looking.
I’ve got two months until the Ragnar, so basically I have to live and breath working out for the next two months.
Workouts have been fine. But I need to firm up the asshole eating.
What the heck do you do at those CrossFit workouts?!
My sleep patterns are screwed up, combined with allergies giving me breathing problems at night, so I’m groggy the next morning and in no mood to work out when I get home from work. I’m slowly recovering. Still trying for cardio twice a week and lifting three times a week.
I’m solo dad until next Friday, so no workouts for me. I never exercise anymore. No time, no energy.
Make Possum ride on your back while you do pushups, or push sled around the yard.
Workouts have been fine. But I need to firm up the asshole eating.
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PHRASING!!
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 26, 2019 9:01 am
Workouts have been fine. But I need to firm up the asshole eating.
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Phrasing(?)
This bug I got is from the a/c at the office, I’m sure of it. Damn vents right overheard. First my throat was scratchy (SYWM) and now I’m all stuffed up. Thinking about trying that cabbage soup recipe – bringing it for lunch.
Those are the sorts of things that sound plausible until you try to do them with a real 4 year old girl.
Workouts have been fine. But I need to firm up the asshole eating.
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Ass eating diet blog.
I missed it, who’s eating assholes?
I know that’s fun for some, but please be safe. It’s very easy to get seriously sick doing that.
I’m just here to provide you guys low-hanging fruit.
I’m sure today’s BBF has done asshole eating.
Those are the sorts of things that sound plausible until you try to do them with a real 4 year old girl.
Since I’ll never know, I’ll take your word for it. Hopefully you can find some time to get in something, even if a quick bodyweight workout.
Well, try working out with 5. lol. My workouts certainly did slow down when they were little, but I honestly knew that I had to find a way to work out for my own mental health. P90X was honestly the best I could do when they were little, but it did the trick.
HotBride got me to try cold brew coffee today. Her theory is, that since I actually like my coffee cold (I do), that cold brew would be enjoyable.
She was wrong.
Cow orker is at Dunkin, texted to ask if I wanted something, 37 messages later it is apparent that “cream filled long john” is not a universal donut name.
A google search of “cream filled long john” returned today’s BBF model.
Cream Filled Long John was the title of the movie your mom starred in.
Or did she direct it? Or produce it? I can never remember the difference.
I was one of those 126,000 LOLGF
https://www.ccn.com/news/netflix-stock-plunges-subscriber-exodus/2019/07/17/
I need to cancel my Netflix subscription again. I renewed it to watch Stranger Things and Jessica Jones, but that’s all that interested me from their selection.
If I can get her to one of the parks we go to, I can usually get some pullups and dips in.
Hotspur, not all cold brews are alike.
The brand Stoke in the green bottle is excellent. Smooooooth, no bitter aftertaste. Another good one, although it’s hard to find is Starbucks blonde cold brew. They have another blonde something or other but it’s not the same.
I like blondes.
I prefer brunettes or mousy blondes. Platinums and light blondes set off my “that’s a toddler” detector.
I’m heading to this tomorrow. I don’t know if I’ll stay the whole weekend or just Saturday. Gonna leave work early to hit the gym today, and maybe bake cookies for the potluck.
I have an excellent cookie recipe if you’re still looking for one.
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/jul/24/baked-dormouse-and-other-roman-delicacies-come-to-oxford
Leon, if you’ve got one, great. I usually just whip up a batch of chocolate chip cookies based on the Better Homes and Gardens Cookbook recipe that I have.
Seriously, a girl ate one of these and almost jumped me. I think it hijacked her amygdala/babymaker axis.
I like any hair color, although I’m less enamored of brunettes just because mom and sis are brunette. I like dirty blonde or red heads.
Dude, then share the recipe!
I have a naturally blonde daughter and she is a smartie. A real smartie. And she’s the most dependable and fun person I know.
Stōk is good. I’ve had that a time or two out of the drink cooler at the store. They also make little shots of espresso flavored/caffeine bombs in what looks like a restaurant creamer container. When I make instant coffee I add one of those to delude myself that it tastes better.
Disclaimer: I don’t mind instant coffee when I’m not making a full pot
Ha! thanks for the spelling correction, Jimbro.
Man, I’m a lazy mofo.
https://www.stokbrew.com/cold-brew/
It’s about $4.50 at Walmart.
Start with the oatmeal-raisin cookie recipe printed on the canister.
1) Don’t use raisins, those are trash and people who like them aren’t people you want in your life anyhow. Swap in an equal amount of rolled, chopped dates for the raisins.
2) Swap all white flour with bread flour.
3) Swap all white sugar for brown sugar.
4) Drop one egg white, keep the yolk. Add one tablespoon of milk to replace the lost egg white.
5) Use melted butter rather than merely softened.
Use a disher to make all cookies equally sized, and bake on parchment. Bake a small test batch to determine ideal bake time for the size. Allow cookies to cool briefly in the pan, then transfer to rack.
Edited a little to correct the formatting. It’s effectively the “chewy version” Alton Brown method for chocolate chip cookies.
There’s also my theory that a healthy/fit type chick is more likely to take an oatmeal cookie because she’s been culturally programmed to think that oats are healthy.
Thanks, I’ll try making a batch tonight!
My cold brew coffee nightmare involved the Dunkin brand version. I put a packet in your standard Nalgene bottle and let it sit a couple of days. On a really hot day I drank it over a few hours. Turns out one packet was for a gallon and they suggested overnight or 8 hours of brewing. I learned how meth addicts must feel when I spent the night wide awake staring at the walls. Lesson learned
Cream Filled Long John would make an excellent category
Comment by Jimbro on July 26, 2019 10:46 am
Cream Filled Long John would make an excellent category
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agree
I wonder what kind of donuts they have in Japan.
Or India.
Do not google cream filled long john ass eating blog
You’ll just end up here
Comment by MJ on July 26, 2019 10:56 am
You’ll just end up here
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Like all other assholes.
Hah!
Tango Bowling Marathon, Alex?
Tell us more? Do people get naked?
Mare, no nudity, although there’s a pool party across the street on Sunday. Mostly just dancers and bowling. Saturday there’s a dance from 2-7, and another from 9-3am.
If someone invites you to eat a cream-filled long john out of their ass…
DON’T.
Now you tell me
I saw Eating Assholes open for Cream Filled Long John after he parlayed his porn fame to start a solo career playing the skin flute. Too bad he died from the infection the muddler that rammed up his ass gave him when he fell off his step ladder. He was only trying to hang curtains.
That cookie recipe sounds great.
This whole Mueller thing is hilarious.
The retards in the media really thought that somehow a total whack job conspiracy theory was going to be resuscitated.
It sort of begs the question on when someone can be convinced that a conspiracy theory isn’t true.
I think there are people like Adam Schiff that know the truth and are just lying for political gain but then there are the Maddow or Ted Lieu types that are religious believers.
The conversation here today is……uplifting.
I tried listening to Boris Johnson’s speech on Youtube, and it was difficult because of all the lefty protesters shouting in the background. What a bunch of spoiled children. WAAAAAAH WE’RE UPSET SO WERE NOT GOING TO LET YOU SPEAK! WAAAAH WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE CIVILIZED ADULTS!
Hey y’all, I’m going to the store to buy some duct tape and potatoes. Anyone need anything while I’m out?
I never forget the words of me dear ole gran dad….He said….
“Boy. After many years I have come to the conclusion if you can do these three things you’ll be a hit with the ladies….Tango, Bowling & bake Cookies!” Works every time! A little cookie, a little tango, a couple of frames of bowling…next thing you know you are BALLS Deep. EVERY. TIME. (ok…he didn’t really say that…..)
Of course I am just goofing on CoAlex (more power to ya bro, hope you enjoy the event) but it did get me to thinking about things that appear to assist in the sexual arousal / willingness of prospective sexual partners…..I used to think motorcycles….and they do work (pretty sure its the vibration) but for me it was a bit inconsistent…but what did work every fucking time (and I mean every time) was taking them to a full auto range. Back in the day I took three “first” dates to the full auto range, put em on a H&K MP5 fully suppressed (it is a sexy gun) let em have at it for 4-5 mags….. and PRESTO! They would suddenly be very much interested in full auto PENIS. On two out of three occasions the prospect made her wishes known before leaving the range parking lot. The Third announced her desires at after range meal. (at the end of the meal, she gave me a look, and said “now I want dessert.”)
Anybody else have any tried n true deal sealers?
PS. About 30 miles west of Cleveland there is a full auto range in Lorain. If you find a appropriate candidate you could suggest a “excursion” to “get away” for a few minutes……
Back to your regularly scheduled blog…..
MARE, how the heck did I miss the black/black combo? Thank you!
*suspects T-roy has a column in a naughty magazine*
Comment by beasn on July 26, 2019 11:46 am
Hey y’all, I’m going to the store to buy some duct tape and potatoes. Anyone need anything while I’m out?
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LOL, Beasnsnsnsn, that’s already funny!
Anybody else have any tried n true deal sealers?
Memes.
T-roy, I’ll have to try the range thing.
Here’s my complete list of pantydropper schemes and activities:
Fin
Heh Heh…
Envisions Pendejo game is so strong he just entered the room and got hit with flying panties…..didnt need no schemes like us lightweights…..
Now that I think on it a bit more…..Rock Climbing had a pretty consistent return on investment also……..
Seriously Alex…..its kinda “intimate”, allows you (as the knowing) to make physical contact as (we all KNOW) “shouldering” the weapon has be jusssst right and requires you to “assist.” And then there is the “empowerment” aspect once they “feel” like they can control it. Gives em a fun story for their friends (I shot a MACHINE GUN) etc. etc. The MP5 is very forgiving and fairly gentle on the recoil, normally doesn’t present any failure to fire / cycle / eject problems (cause its such a good damn design) and its rounded and well balanced. (Probably my fav firearm in that class)
If you pick up a girl at the right state of her dating adventures in a sensible sedan, pay for dinner and the movie without even discussing it with her, and comment that you’ve got some yard work to do around your house tomorrow – the one you own and live in without a roommate or parents – that can get the juices flowing.
It’s risky, though.
Beware, cleavage attracts hot brass. Burned boobs are not a turn on, although, you could offer to kiss it and make it better……
Comment by PepeLp on July 26, 2019 12:33 pm
Beware, cleavage attracts hot brass.
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Preach it, brother!
If you pick up a girl at the right state of her dating adventures in a sensible sedan, pay for dinner and the movie without even discussing it with her, and comment that you’ve got some yard work to do around your house tomorrow – the one you own and live in without a roommate or parents – that can get the juices flowing.
I have a truck, but no house. I sold the El Paso house years ago. If I stay in Ohio I’ll probably buy somewhere outside of town where I can get some land for a garden as well.
It’s risky, Alex. It worked for me, but she was 21 and I was 27, so she wasn’t in imminent “wall” territory, she was just sick of dating worthless layabouts.
Tell a girl that you’re the cream filled long john ass eating champion of El Paso.
I won’t lie to her MJ.
I came in second place. But only because the “champion” cheated.
I did not!
T-roy’s advice sounds solid.
She’s just a coupla months younger than my youngest daughter, and life has already halfway chewed her up.
Good Lord.
Whispers “Look for a recently divorced slut”
That is, if you’re just looking for a quick toss in the sheets. Hell, you could get away with In-N-Out Burger before getting the old in and out.
If a guy has a truck that’s in the positive column.
You’re all gay.
“A new report finds Muslims are overrepresented in state prisons. Muslims are about 1% of the U.S. population but 9% of state prisoners.”
That’s from an NPR newsletter linking to an article I didn’t read. I wonder how that happened? Are they more apt to be criminals? Did they convert to the Nation Of Islam on a prior trip through the correctional system? Obviously reparations are needed.
ignores Hotspur … sashays away
NPR talks like a fag, and its shit’s all retarded.
Going to a friend’s for dinner tonight. Her DIL who is Portuguese is making paella for 12 of us.
Paella is not gay.
NPR is.
Oh, and she’s making the paella over a wood fire, which is definitely not gay.
Envisions Pendejo game is so strong he just entered the room and got hit with flying panties…..didnt need no schemes like us lightweights…..
I started dating my wife when I was 2 months shy of my 19th Birthday. So I really haven’t hit on a woman nor had one hit on me in 40 years. That being said, I don’t know that theres been a time in my life that I could’ve gotten laid in a women’s prison.
Comment by Hotspur on July 26, 2019 2:25 pm
Oh, and she’s making the paella over a wood fire, which is definitely not gay.
I love paella. I really want a house with a yard so I can make it over a wood fire.
I’d be willing to bet a lot of the Muslims in prison weren’t very religious when they entered.
And NPR is gay
Right in the crotch.
You know who likes paella? Joe Biden, that’s who.
I think there are people like Adam Schiff that know the truth and are just lying for political gain but then there are the Maddow or Ted Lieu types that are religious believers.
I think they’re all in on it because they know how f*cking stupid democrat voters are.
I caught Rush, on my way to the grocery store, and he was going on about how the media and the democrats are all delusional and want to believe and blah blah and are at it again today with collusion, how Mueller testified there was collusion – even after he said no collusion, and Nadler was out there saying how Mueller said there was. Bullshit. They know exactly what they’re doing. Evil cunts.
Which makes me get so irritated when the husband says Trump brings a lot of it all on himself. WTF? Are you not paying attention to the worse, illegal, things they have done or the worse things they have said which Trump is responding to? And do you not remember how mild mannered Bush was savaged? The man couldn’t breathe without them savaging him in order to drive down his approval numbers. And it worked. Even if Trump gave up twitter and never said another word, they’d make some shit up to beat him over the head with. Pisses me off he gets more irritated with Trump than the dirtbags saying what they’re saying, doing what they’re doing, and getting a pass with not even a harumph from him.
Sorry, they too represent the country because co-equal branches of government. They may represent their states, but they are not state representatives. Their decisions eat your asshole. So they need to STFU and watch their pieholes as much as you think Trump needs to. If they don’t, why should he bend over and take their venom?
Though I did get him to watch the clip of the Somalia cunt saying white men are more of a danger to this country and should be profiled, and said that was the type of crap Trump was responding to in his ‘don’t like it, leave, series of tweets’ (regarding the calling of the border patrol ‘Nazi Guards’, etc. Mr. B. did not know Trump’s SIL/daughter/grandchildren were Jews.)
‘Oh well, she was saying that to rile people up’. The fu? You don’t think she believes that? And why should she be allowed to say shit like that without someone calling her out? Trump appears to be the only one doing so. Can you imagine the explosion that would go off if Trump said, per FBI stats, that the 7% of the population that commits the disproportionate number of homicides are a danger to the country and should be profiled?
Deep breaths.
I like cookies. I had a quarter of a Larry and Lenny’s Complete cookie with my lunch of an egg, meatball, half a piece of toast, and some cherries.
Just looked at the calories. A quarter of that cookie is 100 calories. Meh. It’s Friday. It’s the only one I had this week.
Now I want cookies. Splendid.
Just practicing for a first date?
https://www.foxnews.com/us/missouri-man-firing-115-rounds-intoxicated
Name women who blew their way to the top.
Likely every actress you’ve ever seen in a movie, tv show, or even commercial. And Tina Turner.
Heh heh, that guy has a “thats right, i did it” mugshot…..
Neighbors?? Fuck em! Pew pew pew. Off my lawn.
Beasn?
https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2019/07/24/happy-birthday-loser-birthday-cake-toddler-goes-viral/
When I ordered Mini-me’s party cake, I did the full engineering-graphics-class block printing so that there would be no mistakes. When I picked it up, the first thing I checked was that they spelled “Congratulations” and Mini-me’s name correctly, before I stepped away from the bakery.
But then I’m a little OCD.
L to R: Nessie, Random Thot
https://tinyurl.com/y68mzbxo
That dog is an ass.
Roamy, you didn’t call in your order. First mistake. Epic cake fails are usually phoned in orders. I correct spelling on orders “ALL THE TIME”.
Possum’s Hot Wheels collection grew by 10 today. I am afraid to count all of them.
https://nypost.com/2019/07/26/republican-aiming-to-unseat-ilhan-omar-charged-with-felony/
How many carry all cases does she have?
Little Mogadishu voters: Shoplifter or terror supporter? Gee, tough choice.
Possum’s Hot Wheels collection grew by 10 today. I am afraid to count all of them.
So she’s going to grow up loving either horses or cars.
The good news is you won’t need to worry about boys.
We have Whipped or Buttercream. Whipped is vanilla or chocolate. White or Brown. Buttercream is available in multiple colors, but buttercream is the only flavor. Cake call “I want the border in pink. Chocolate. Pink is buttercream. Ok, I want chocolate as a border, but in pink” 30 minute phone call. Oso: You need to come in. No phone orders. Caller “Why do I need to come in?”. Oso: We are unable to make your cake as ordered. Fin. 20$
The customer is always out of their fucking mind.
She’s going to grow up with horses, so I’m not sure she’ll ever quite get how special and rare that is. She loves the car toys because they ‘do’ something. She also loves Hatchimals, butterflies and unicorns. I’m eventually going to have to worry about boys, I’m sure.
Paella is one of my favorites.
Styrofoam graduation cake is my favorite story from the Summer. Better than Mueller. I can totally see every decorator LTAO when the manager tells the customer to pick any cake in the case, and they pick a Demo cake.
Gluten and fat free.
My mom is looking frail. Planning a day trip to Roswell. I’m being guilted by Tias that would never say anything to my siblings. They know the physical and emotional abuse she subjected me to. They also know that Dan will make sure I am there for her. Fucking Jiminy Cricket.
Sounds like your Tias like to abuse you too.
They are her siblings. Their obligation is no less than yours. Greater, if their means exceed yours.
If I ever heard ‘Loser’ when someone was ordering a cake, I would double check on the spot. Especially if it were for a child.
One time I had some teenage girls wanting me to put ‘Happy Birthday Bitch’ on a cake and I told them no, Walmart is family friendly and profanity is not allowed. No boobie or dick cakes either. Though we did do one for a coworkers son, who we knew wouldn’t tattle.
I don’t think I would have done ‘loser’ either. I’d tell them I would write the happy birthday part and then direct them to the cake decorating aisle where they can buy tubes of icing to write whatever the hell they wanted.
Also, it wouldn’t have taken more than five minutes for a skilled decorator to remove the mistake and fix it.
I can see where Lizard is heard as Loser. Call back definitely needed. Our decorators refused to call back a “Write in Spanish” Happy Birthday. I was all “Feliz Cumpleanos” is Happy Birthday in Spanish. Decorator: Does it say ‘Feliz Cumpleanos?’”.
There were several times where dumbasses walked off with styrofoam cakes, at our store. They were even labeled ‘NOT A REAL CAKE…NOT FOR SALE’. In one case, the guy removed the four stickers and one plastic sign that said ‘not for sale’ and bought it anyway. Wanna know why? So he can come back the next day, pitch a fit, get a refund, and a free cake. Looking at the thing, it was so obvious it wasn’t edible, from the signs to the suspiciously moldly look to it.
Once or twice I had a customer ask for me to write HB in Spanish. I told them to spell it out for me since noone there knows Spanish.
Happy birthday in German sounds like a curse.
Decorators are evil. They thrive on Karen haircuts. They hate managers more than Members. Oso: Should we call for clarification? Lots of mistakes. Decorator: what does the order say? It says “Happy Birthday, Ashton” Mixed whipped and Buttercream. Fuck em. Member: I ordered a Chocolate with pink borders. Oso: That doesn’t exist. Did they ask you to come in and place an order? Member: Yes, but I don’t understand the problem. Oso: no such thing as chocolate in colors only buttercream. Member: I asked for chocolate in pink. Oso: I know. We don’t have that. Member: Why not? I recommended a different bakery.
https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-christian-loves-gay-people-but-not-enough-to-share-the-gospel-with-them
So Trump got a SCOTUS win with funding the wall. But please tell us, NTers, how appointing judges is less important than how uncouth he is.
On an unfinished area left under a cabinet by removing the big old range hood and installing the new, smaller range hood:
Scott: So who is ever gonna see that? You’d have to be lying on your back on the floor.
Me: No, this is in my range of sight. *points upward, while standing right next to said issue*
Scott: What? *bends knees to make self shorter* OH. Jesus. You’re short.
wow, ace is really pissed about the Sandmann case dismissal
Disdaining earnestness, Raoul partied.
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