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“Taco Tuesday 2: This Time She Doesn’t Have Applause Because the ProBiotics Seem to Have Worked” : Dating the POS Way (An Advice Column for a Friend with a Title Shamelessly Stolen {& slightly altered} From teh Same Friend)

So the big day haz finally arrived.

Mood Music

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April 3, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, amazing post, American Hero, asshat anonymous, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, is there such a thing as bad head, just the D…, Lesbians, Literature, Moist, motorboating done wrong, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, playing Hide the Salmon, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Suck It., vagine, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments

the Wings of Beagles

I just got back from the store.

My cashier’s name tag said “Connie”.

March 24, 2018
Categories: American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . Tags: Salavation Army . Author: Pupster . Comments: 248 Comments

BBF

Hello cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.

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March 16, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, Bacon Strips, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, butt-pokey blues, Cheedy, cheese, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, gardenblogging, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Help me Regis, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Kyle, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . Tags: She seems nice . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

What the ever living f*%^ is wrong with you people?

Make it yours –

You know you want to…

Acute Stress Disorder

Amnesia, Dissociative

Anorexia Nervosa

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)

Bipolar Disorder

Body Dysmorphic Disorder

Brief Psychotic Disorder

Bulimia Nervosa

Conversion Disorder

Cyclothymic Disorder

Delusional Disorder

Depersonalization Disorder

Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)

Dysthymic Disorder

Erectile Disorder, Male

Fugue, Dissociative

Gambling, Pathological

Gender Identity Disorder

Generalized Anxiety Disorder

Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder

Hypochondriasis

Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Masochism, Sexual

Major Depressive Disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Orgasmic Disorder, Female

Orgasmic Disorder, Male

Posttraumatic Stress Disorder

Premature Ejaculation

Schizoaffective Disorder

Schizophreniform

Sexual Arousal Disorder, Female

Sexual Aversion Disorder

Shared Psychotic Disorder

Somatization Disorder

Substance Abuse

Substance Dependence

Transvestic Fetishism

Trichotillomania

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March 6, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, American Hero, asshat anonymous, bad trip, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOOP!, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, coonskin cap, cow snot, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Don't Talk Shit About Total, foreskin, fucking genius, Genital Itch, goatse, grope em if you got em, i'm zero indians, just another jimbroglio, Man-lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, new post needed ASAP!!!, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Poon In Ivy, riding the cock carousel, Rumpus Room Rumba, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Where's Cyn?, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments

Tuesday Detention – POS Slips

Taking bets on who in this chat room spent the most amount of time in detention – the first one to say “never” is a filthy liar (or was a late bloomer).

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February 6, 2018
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, 0, American Hero, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, butt-pokey blues, Don't Make Me Kill You, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, I'm not judging you, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 228 Comments

BBF

Hello my hygienic friends, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Waco, Texas February 21st, 1979. She stands 5’2″ and clocks in with a respectable 32C fun-bag hit. Please forgo the pasta and say hello to Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt!

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November 24, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Drugs, duck face, ember shoes, FUCK YOU ICE, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Hai Karate, Hambone, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 90 Comments

RimShot – another POS Offering

How many rimshots has your favorite startrek actor taken in the past month – round to the nearest gross.

How much time do you peeps that are gainfully employed waste any given week –

Get out there and skew the Productivity numbers… it’ll give Geoff an opportunity to edify us with some economy numbers.

this should help you burn a few minutes of your life –

https://www.myinstants.com/instant/rimshot/

https://ninjakiwi.com/Games/Bloons-Games/Play/Bloons.html

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November 14, 2017
Categories: 0, amazing post, American Hero, As Little as Possible, bad trip, Barack Obama, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, cow snot, Double or nothing, foreskin, fucking genius, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I'm not judging you, Just Another Fucking Category, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Learn some shit, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Not Boobs, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", starfish, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, wisermeany, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 159 Comments

Me Me Me Meme

Hotspur:

I put this on facedouche, but I share here because I care. Also, because it’s truthy.

October 7, 2017
Categories: American Hero, asshole, bacon, Beaver Button, but not the good kind, ducks are people too, flick it, flick it good, foreskin, FUCK YOU ICE, Oops., Snake juice guzzler, Sorry. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 194 Comments

BBF

Hello my friends, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model is from Eastern Europe, born in 1993 and measuring 45J-29-42, please get comfy and say howdy to Miss Xenia Wood!

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September 15, 2017
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, American Hero, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, BBF, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, racist, shut your whore mouth, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 325 Comments

BBF

Hello champagne drinkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on September 3rd, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois. She does teh pron and has really pretty eyes. 5’5″ tall, 34D-24-35, please think things through and welcome, Miss Lana Rhoades!

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August 4, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, BBF, bbq, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brut, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 184 Comments

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