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Your model for today is an American girl who stands 5′ 3″ and measures 34M with a circumference round the girls an estimated 45″. From Boobpedia:

By the time she was 18, she was already sporting an I cup. She never had any intention of becoming a boob icon, but the internet decided for her. She was discovered in late 2017 by a forum dedicated to busty women in tops. Soon after the discovery, she started receiving countless messages and Instagram followers. She was not sure whether to delete everything off the internet or just to go with the new attention, but two years and several bra sizes later she decided to create a Patreon. Today Missy happily creates content for her subscribers showing off her 34M breasts, which according to her are still growing.

Please pull yourself together and try not to stare at Miss Missy Marie, AKA Yungfreckz!

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October 18, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Finely Freckled, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, Where's Cyn? . Tags: Bewbages, Dayum!, meghan mccain fat, shut your whore mouth . Author: Pupster . Comments: 123 Comments

Memeorabilia

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September 21, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, No Drama, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Not Boobs, October Surprise, Okay, Old Person, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room . Tags: ann coulter, bestiality, donuts, ducks, Jesus Freak, wtf? . Author: Pupster . Comments: 210 Comments

We’ve already had a couple of Cars songs in Jay’s post as a tribute to Ric Ocasek but since I’m a bigger fan of the group I’m going to carry it over to this post. My older brother and I used to share a room and he’d listen to his transistor radio at night after lights out. Usually WBCN which didn’t suck back in the 70’s. One night he told me to listen closely because a really good group was going to be broadcast live from the Paradise Club in Boston.

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September 19, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, American Hero, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Cheese Ball, Dial C for cooter, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Drugs, H2 Pets, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, Makin' Bacon, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Nice Melons, Old Spice, pelvic thrust, Plumbing, QWERTY, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 220 Comments

Stranglememe

Can’t believe Car in never talks about this guy, from Detroit.

Now on to the memes:

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September 17, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 2017 Big Boob Championships, American Hero, bad trip, BANGLAR COFFEE, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, braunschweiger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Bunker Pants!, Catnaps, chi-chi was here category, Consumption, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, Douche-bagger, Electrical, Federal Witness Protection Program, flowering flower, fucking genius, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Jesus Freak, Knockers, Like you know how to read., lying phquer, mardi gras groping, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Music Classics, NHL, Not Boobs, Old Person, Pants Up, Don't Loot, people make me sick, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Really, right wing rethuglican, Sac and Fox, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, stupid fucking hippies, Taint what you think, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, This is fucking bullshit, Tinfoil lingerie, tubgirl, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Where's MJ?, wisermeany, You People Make Me Sick, your mom likes a slippery trout, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on August 30th, 1996 in Los Angeles, CA. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 36 – 26 – 36 and 120 lbs. Please put your best foot forward and welcome Miss Kinsey Wolanski!

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September 6, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, BBF . Tags: We are going to need a bigger wheelbarrow . Author: Pupster . Comments: 127 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in Pennsylvania, USA on August 16th, 1995. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 22 – 32 and 114 lbs. Please check your six and welcome Miss Lily Ivy!

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August 23, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Boobs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog . Tags: rush limbaugh head of GOP oxycontin . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Lots of activities this week, mostly with the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11 but also family visiting, Mini-me’s Court of Honor, and Rocketboy’s birthday.

At first all the hoopla over the Apollo anniversary, quite frankly, hurt. It’s a brutal reminder to those in the business that we’re trying to repeat what our fathers and uncles and grandfathers (and a few women in there) did with 32 kb of memory and without CAD, and we’re not doing so hot. Then, when I hear Bolshevik Barbie and her fellow bimbos insult this country, I’m like, America, f*** yeah, we did that, and no one else has.

An appropriate song to get ya movin’.