April 12, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, booze, man-lesbians . . Author: Rosetta
481 Comments
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 5:25 pmRosetta, I am your father.
Chocolate rain.
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My dog got sick.
Chocolate mange.
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I’m suffering from sugar withdrawal
Chocolate pain
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Burned my hand on the stove.
Chocolate range.
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Homosexuals make me uncomfortable.
Chocolate gays.
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What’s on the back of your leg?
Chocolate vein.
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Did a load of laundry.
Chocolate Gain.
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I’m constipated.
Chocolate strain.
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I need to stop doing this.
Chocolate refrain.
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If I had another kid I’d give it something like, oh I dunno a
chocolate name
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If I had another kid I’d give it something like, oh I dunno a
chocolate name
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I eat a lot of sweets.
chocolate dame
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I saw a dog run down the street.
chocolate dane
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I’m a sloppy eater.
Chocolate stain.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 6:43 pmI just flew in from New Mexico and boy, are my arms tired.
Chocolate plane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 6:45 pmNext time, maybe I’ll take Amtrak
Chocolate train
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 6:46 pmPersonally, I think Obama is really an excellent Presidential candidate.
Chocolate campaign
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Will you get the Liquid Plumber?
Chocolate drain
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I don’t really like my construction job.
Chocolate crane.
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Stupid pit bulls.
Chocolate maim.
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Favorite kung-fu stance
Chocolate crane
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:02 pmYou all suck!
Chocolate disdain
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That’s a beautiful horse.
Chocolate mane
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This whole thread sucks!
chocolate complain
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Fucking SUNDAY DRIVERS!!!
CHOCOLATE LANE!!!
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That’s a nice straight jacket.
Chocolate restrain
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:11 pmWhere men are men and lobsters are nervous
Chocolate Maine
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He can do push-ups and he’s 93.
Chocolate LaLanne
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:12 pmYou probably think this comment is about you
Chocolate Vain
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Wiserbud has trouble walking.
Chocolate cane
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You probably think this comment is about you
Chocolate Vain
Now that’s a good one.
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This is getting boring.
chocolate mundane
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Me Tarzan. You?
Chocolate Jane
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Obama in two words?
Chocolate urbane
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He was diagnosed with acute interstitial nephritis.
Chocolate AIN
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Somebody Taze me so I stop doing this.
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Seriously…this is getting old.
Chocolate wane.
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Danke Shoen.
Chocolate Wayne
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Elmer Fudd.
Chocolate wain
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Where’s cranky!?
CRANKY! Come comment and kill this thread!!
*to the cranky signal*
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DAMMIT!! Professional wrestling.
Chocolate Kane
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Hey PB, are you going to be on here for a minute?
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Rosetta, boudain’s a Cajun blood sausage
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:37 pmRosetta can’t stop!!!
Chocolate Insane
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Will you tell me if this header offends you or if you think it’s funny?
I put it up today for a minute but then I took it down because I thought it might be over the line.
Hold on…
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:38 pmThose windows need deperately to be cleaned!!
Chocolate pane
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Fat girl falls? Yep, it’s funny.
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:39 pmBOOM!
Chocolate Propane
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Wait a minute! Are you saying i’m fat? I’m offended!
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:40 pmWe fucking OWN this stupid kind of humor!!!
Chocolate domain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:41 pmYou are ready when you can snatch this M&M from my hand, grasshopper.
Chocolate Caine
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:42 pmThen pray for rain
Chocolate Spahn and Sain
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ALL ABOARD!
Chocolate train
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:42 pmHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Excellent header photo. I think we have finally found a keeper.
That one goes in the Hostages Header Hall of Fame (well, if we ever get one.)
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Not the fat girl header, Carol!
This one.
I think it’s hilarious but I’m not a chickadee.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:43 pmChocolate train
*cough…. s’been done.
goober.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:44 pmWhat’s Happenin’???
Chocolate Duwayne
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Willy Wonka’s backyard
Chocolate terrain
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Chocolate train
*cough…. s’been done.
goober.
if I take the time to read the whole damn thread you guys will get more in on me
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I think it’s funny, I knew wiserbud would think it was funny too and mesa probably has that tattooed on his back but I didn’t want to bum any of the chicks out.
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Some chocolate is better than others.
Chocolate disdain
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No, I’m not offended. I don’t even understand that header.
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:46 pmpajama mama comment
Chocolate lame
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:46 pmI am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.
Chocolate reign
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I don’t understand the header either?
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What’s Happenin’???
Chocolate Duwayne
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That’s in the top 5 for sure.
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pajama mama comment
Chocolate lame
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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PJ, I think everything’s already been done. Well, according to the crossword dictionary.
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My favorite mantis?
Chocolate pray’n
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:47 pmpj momma, ctrl+f and type the word and you’ll see if its been used
Chocolate explain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:47 pmI knew wiserbud would think it was funny too
Dude, laughed out loud. And laughed again when I looked at it again.
PB, if you don;t get it, it cannot be explained to you.
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dammit
well somebody did chocolate stain again and I didn’t complain
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Chocolate LAMO
PJ, I’m busting a gut here at you
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pj momma, ctrl+f and type the word and you’ll see if its been used
Chocolate explain
oh that’s cool
Chocolate amazed
fuck all of you! i don’t care if it rhymes
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:49 pmI’ve got an Idea!! How about a show like Frasier, but with Black people? We can call it…..
Chocolate Crane
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I don’t get the header you need to explain.
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Not guilty, your Honor.
Chocolate arraign
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:49 pmHaha! hoisted on my own petard
Chocolate bane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:50 pmI don’t get the header you need to explain.
It cannot be explained. It is either immediately funny to you or it isn’t.
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No, I’m not offended. I don’t even understand that header.
If you’re not offended then the header is okay. And it’s not supposed to make sense. It’s just blatant misogyny but I think it’s funny. Not that actual misogyny is funny….you know what I mean…
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race car barriers
Chocolate chicane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:53 pmKind of takes the whole race issue right off the table.
Chocolate McCain
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But how is a parking lot a liar? Is that the point? It’s just a ridiculous comment?
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:53 pmSomething is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Chocolate Dane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:53 pmyou know what I mean…
See? told you it couldn’t be explained……
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The other gases
Chocolate butane
Chocolate ethane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:54 pmBrewfan, ctrl+f and type the word and you’ll see if its been used
Chocolate explain
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priest in africa
Chocolate ordain
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:55 pmI’m still dead
Chocolate Hussein
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PB and PJM, there isn’t really any meaning behind it.
It’s funny like “Jeff’” was funny. It’s funny precisely because it makes no sense. However the header has the added bonus of being mean which makes it funnier.
Hahahaha.
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That’s like saying Men Are Potholes….OH, now I get it!
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Oh God! I ruptured it!
Chocolate membrane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:56 pmYippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Chocolate McClane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:56 pmPB and PJM, there isn’t really any meaning behind it.
It’s funny like “Jeff’” was funny. It’s funny precisely because it makes no sense. However the header has the added bonus of being mean which makes it funnier.
Hahahaha.
And now, it’s no longer funny…
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PB and PJM, there isn’t really any meaning behind it.
Ok, well now it’s funny.
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Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:57 pmI’m still dead
Chocolate Hussein
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Did you know the inspiration for Buffalo Bill in “Silence of the Lambs” was a real serial killer?
Chocolate Gein
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Let’s talk about the Alternative Minimum Tax. Once upon a time, a bunch of Congresscritters got together and said Hey! And they said more stuff about taxes. And they said some people should pay a shit load more than they’re already paying so we won’t let them deduct stuff like mortgage interest since they make too much money and we want it for ourselves. And they lived happily ever after.
Chocolate 1040.
/thread killed
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:57 pmMotherfucking bastard fucking prick sonovabitch fuck!!!
Chocolate profane
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Rowteam captain
Chocolate coxswain
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You went to college in New Orleans?
Chocolate Tulane
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This really is the dumbest bit ever.
Chocolate inane.
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Megadeth Rules!
chocolate Mustaine
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Let’s talk about the Alternative Minimum Tax.
Hahahahaha!!
Apparently we need more firepower than that.
Chocolate insufficient firepower
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You guys just aren’t getting it.
Chocolate retrain.
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Chocolate insufficient firepower™
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wiserbud at 7:57 is killer. So was Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Chocolate McClane
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Those are nice shoes.
Chocolate Mary Jane.
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Lancelot’s enemy
Chocolate Gawain
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I am so spongeworthy.
Chocolate Elaine
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Hostages
Chocolate peabrain
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I’m dead.
chocolate Cobain
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Nostradamas
Chocolate quatrain
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Fucking Jackson 5!!
Chocolate Jermaine.
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Bitter brown stuff.
No, not Obama. Chocolate chrain.
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old nerd
Chocolate Fortran
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I can’t believe this is still going on.
Chocolate maintain
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Me niether.
Chocolate sustain
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It’s hard to stop.
Chocolate Trane™
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This is all BrewFan’s fault
Chocolate blame
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:13 pmI should really eat more salads/
Chocolate romaine
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It’s hard to stop.
Chocolate Trane™
hahahaha
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I love 80’s music.
Chocolate Durane Durane
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Stop! Stop! My sides are hurting!!
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You guys are retarded.
Chocolate Corky — ane.
What?
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:16 pmChocolate Fortran
I think the idea is that they rhyme with rain. Sorry, PB, this one doesn’t fit in. Try to stick with the idea, okay?
Chocolate germane
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This doesn’t concern you.
Chocolate pertain
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I love old movies
Chocolate Claude Raines
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:17 pmIf you want to make out, you got to take her out.
Chocolate cocaine
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Hey, if Durane counts, then Fortran does too!
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Middle Eastern Island.
Chocolate Bahrain
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I can’t stand to watch this anymore
Chocolate curtain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:18 pmCome on, this isn’t really all that hard, is it?
Chocolate no-brain
er
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Chocolate no-brain
er
BOOOO!
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niether
You mean “neither”.
Chocolate pain (in the neck).
(And this works, ’cause I’m brown.)
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Have I made it clear how I feel about you?
Chocolate ingrain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:19 pmIn Soviet Union, blog makes comment on you!
Chocolate Ukraine
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“(And this works, ’cause I’m brown.)”
you win
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Confectionery-induced cranial pain.
Chocolate migraine.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:20 pmThis is giving me a headache!
Chocolate migraine
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*sniff sniff
What’s that smell?
Chocolate ptomaine
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:20 pmDAMN YOU MUSLIHOON!!!!
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Getting old
Chocolate mundane
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No Googling!!
Chocolate piss off wanker
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One of my dogs got sick today
Chocolate shit stain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:23 pmCome back!!
Chocolate Shane
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Gonna see some live jazz tonight.
Chocolate Coltrane.
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pajama momma, I’m just pulling yours.
Chocolate chain
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Like filming yourself?
Chocolate Bob Crane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:24 pmYou don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Chocolate vane
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Alice in Chains.
Chocolate Layne
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:25 pmGonna see some live jazz tonight.
Gonna have yourself some drinks?
Chocolate champagne
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You have captured my heart
Chocolate enchain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:26 pmFor the sake of mankind, can’t we please stop this silliness?
Chocolate humane
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Francisco Franco is still dead.
Chocolate Spain!
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I eat it, but I’m hungry a half hour later.
Chocolate chow mein
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:27 pmsome of these references are really obscure
Chocolate arcane
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Luminol works wonders.
Chocolate bloodstain
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Atlas Shrugged?
Chocolate Ayn.
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Hey, levitate this, bitch.
Chocolate Blaine
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Like books?
Chocolate Twain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:30 pmWe so smart, we must have all gone to college or sumthin’!
Chocolate Duquesne
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:31 pmAnyone hungry?
Chocolate quiche lorraine
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The sins of our fathers
Chocolate mortmain
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Chocolate Ayn.
GOOD ONE!! DAMMIT!!
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Were you in the shit?
Chocolate Da Nang.
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Rosetta
Chocolate Rogaine™
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I cannot figure out how to knit. I know I need yarn.
Chocolate skein.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:32 pmHey, levitate this, bitch.
Chocolate legerdemain
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Glenn Danzig.
Chocolate Samhain
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“Chocolate Rogaine™”
GLAR
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:33 pmWere you in the shit?
Yeah, I was there.
Chocolate Poon Taing
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Chocolate Rogaine™
Hahahahaha. Cock!
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Can the IB’ers boss us?
Chocolate suzerain
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A midget on an island.
Chocolate da plane.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:35 pmLuuuuucyyyy!!!
Chocolate ’splain
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The city of Jacksonville
Chocolate floodplain
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I’m bigger than you
Chocolate Wang
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Candy Hashem supremely ineffable and unknowable.
Chocolate ‘Eyn.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:36 pmOh, look! PJM is pretending to be smart with her big words!
Chocolate feign
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Hahahahaha. Cock!
Low hanging fruit, can’t believe it was still there.
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Michael Jackson’s face
Chocolate polyurethane
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I have to take a piss.
Chocolate weasle drain
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“Chocolate polyurethane”
HAHAHAHAHA
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Can’t we change the subject?
Anybody want a ride?
Chocolate segue
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Danke Shoene!
Chocolate Wayne
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:42 pmI have to take a piss.
Don’t forget to flush!
Chocolate pull chain
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Hey fat kid, what would you like in your salad?
Chocolate Romaine
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PJmomma driving.
Chocolate slow lane.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:44 pmI fucking HATE when old people drive 35 mph on the highway!!!!!
HEY!!! LADY!!!!!
CHOCOLATE SLOW LANE!!!!
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Favorite porn?
Chocolate midget-on-ottomain
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Hey fat kid, what would you like in your salad?
Chocolate Romaine
good gawd, wiserbud just did that
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Fun with calenders.
Chocolate Spokane.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:46 pmDAMMIT!!!!!!!
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good gawd, wiserbud just did that
I’m not exactly reading these as we go.
Chocolate complain
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Wiser and mesa
Chocolate same brain
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Where’s all this water coming from?
Chocolate main.
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Gushing river of brown sweetness.
Broken chocolate main.
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Oh what I wouldn’t give to be with you
Chocolate swain
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Danke Shoene!
Chocolate Wayne
I already did that exact one.
Chocolate write your own material
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:50 pmI demand freedom for the Colonies!!
Chocolate Paine
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C’mon, chocolate Spokane is teh funny.
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I already did that exact one
Excuse the fuck out of me
Mr. Chocolate Romaine
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Comment by a guy who just doesn’t get it on April 12, 2008 8:52 pmPrince
Purple Rain
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I really hurt my knee when I fell last week
Chocolate sprain
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Does this mean that this site will come up when people Google “chocolate”.
Chocolate traffic insane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:54 pmC’mon, chocolate Spokane is teh funny.
Yes it was, mesa. *pats on head
I was gonna do Spokane just as you posted that. Lucky for me, your’s was funnier.
Chocolate same
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Excuse the fuck out of me
Why don’t you go give yourself a
Chocolate Log Cabain
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:55 pmMr. Chocolate Romaine
He wasn’t copying it. It was an homage.
Chocolate again
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How much farther can this go?
Chocolate tangent plane.
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What used to be called the Kievan Rus?
Chocolate Ukraine
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Chocolate Log Cabain
I alone will get that
Chocolate arcane
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Hershey bar oot and aboot the hoos, eh.
Chocolate Canadian.
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Chocolate sprain
+10 points for a one syllable word this late in the game.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:59 pmI wonder if can convince all the ladies who sent me those topless photos after the Super Bowl to maybe all get together and make me some videos as well.
Chocolate daisy chain
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Are you saying others of us don’t know about gay Republicans?
Chocolate bangin’.
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+10 points for a one syllable word this late in the game.
Try to keep with the theme, mesa.
Chocolate germane.
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+10 points for a one syllable word this late in the game.
WOOOHOOOO! So that means I’m only negative, um, let’s see
349056823740592364.67
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If you’re from Chicago.
Chocolate Andy Frain.
Hay, where’s your ticket?
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Reading this thread is starting to give me a headache.
Chocolate eyestrain
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Let’s talk about Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery Systems (MACRS) depreciation and how accountants must make adjustments to the figures shown on the Income Statement since depreciation on the Income Statement is book depreciation based on the economic life fo the asset and it will differ from depreciation taken on the tax return which is MACRS or Section 179 in some cases. Consider also, that this difference in depreciation, tax versus book, creates deferred tax assets and deferred tax liabilities. The notes to the consolidated financial statements will disclose these differences and reveal any changes deemed material, which should also be included in the Management’s Discusiion and Analysis section.
WTF do I have to do to kill this thread?
Darryl Dawkins
Chocolate Thunder
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I declare this thread.
Chocolate public domain.
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Favorite character in The Shawshank Redemption?
Chocolate Andy Dufresne
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I own the rights to this thread
Chocolate obtain
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Darryl Dawkins
Chocolate Thunder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That’s top three for sure.
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I have to go meet the redhead.
Chocolate restaurant chain.
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Lookin’ for work
Chocolate Corey Haim
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I’m starting to lose it here….
That’d be good in a…
Chocolate turraine.
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Let’s talk about Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery Systems (MACRS) depreciation and how accountants must make adjustments to the figures shown on the Income Statement since depreciation on the Income Statement is book depreciation based on the economic life fo the asset and it will differ from depreciation taken on the tax return which is MACRS or Section 179 in some cases. Consider also, that this difference in depreciation, tax versus book, creates deferred tax assets and deferred tax liabilities. The notes to the consolidated financial statements will disclose these differences and reveal any changes deemed material, which should also be included in the Management’s Discusiion and Analysis section.
WTF do I have to do to kill this thread?
Darryl Dawkins
Chocolate Thunder
Seriously…that made me cry. This is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read:
Let’s talk about Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery Systems (MACRS) depreciation
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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244+ comments on this damn thing?
Chocolate plain
And I want my extra points, mesa.
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I like to sit in blocks of ice for days
Chocolate David Blaine
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I have to go meet the redhead.
Who’s turn is it to barf?
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:13 pmuıɐɹq ʇɥbıɹ ǝʇɐ1oɔoɥɔ
¡uıɐɹʇsǝʎǝ noʎ ǝʌıb 11,ı ¿uıɐɹʇsǝʎǝ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ‘ɥǝɥ
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You can type anything you want in there wiserbud because no one wants to read upside down crap
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I thought cranky killed this sucker an hour ago? You all have no
Chocolate shame
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:15 pmI have to go meet the redhead.
Suggestion: don;t spend a lot on dinner.
Chocolate fountain
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I’ve had a couple of cocktails and this is getting funnier.
We need someone to read through all of these and post the 10 best.
I nominate pajama momma.
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Wait…she’s not funny.
I nominate wiserbud.
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And I want my extra points, mesa.
Wow, duly noted. I’ll pay you in…
Chocolate gastric veins.
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Oooooh, blame!
Brew gets extra points, too. And cranky’s been trying to kill this sucka with tax code talk. And it just won’t die!!!
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Jump Around!!!
Chocolate House Of Pain
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I haven’t laughed this hard in at least a couple of weeks. Consider me
Chocolate slain.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:18 pmǝɔɐɟɥɔʇıq ǝʇɐ1oɔoɥɔ
.ʎdɹɐɥ 1ıʌǝ uɐ sı ɐɯɯoɯ ɐɯɐظɐd
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Jump Around!!!
Chocolate House Of Pain
DAMMIT!!! Good one!!
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Inquisition
Chocolate Spain
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Alternative cacao existential dimension…
Chocolate plane.
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Dove with no make-up
Chocolate plain.
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Flipper meets his maker
Chocolate seine
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:21 pmAnd cranky’s been trying to kill this sucka with tax code talk.
Someone’s got to try and control this thing before it completely gets way from us.
Chocolate rein
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I never expected that, PattyAnn.
Chocolate comedienne.
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Oooooh, blame!
Denied!!!
Chocolate contain.
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Chocolate bitchface?
Excuse me as I will need to change my Adult Rubber Pants™ after that one.
And we haven’t even gotten to the funny that’s the exact opposite of rhyming with rain.
Chocolate Jeff
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ǝɔɐɟɥɔʇıq ǝʇɐ1oɔoɥɔ
.ʎdɹɐɥ 1ıʌǝ uɐ sı ɐɯɯoɯ ɐɯɐظɐd
Dammit! You knew I would look if it had pajama momma in it.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:22 pmI nominate Rosetta, but more for quantity than quality.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:24 pmI love westerns, don’t you?
Chocolate Zane
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:24 pmChocolate Jeff
We have a winner!!
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Tyler Perry’s House of
Chocolate Pain
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Could this thread be dying?
Chocolate Wane
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Ok, everyone is using the same words over again now.
Chocolate simmer down now lame brains.
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Ah fuck.
Chocolate Pain = Chocolate Payne
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There will be no straying from the thread’s theme!
Chocolate germane
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I can’t take this anymore
Chocolate I’m fucking over it.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:26 pmooops, my bad.
That should be:
Chocolate bitchface™
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Can’t believe this went on for two and a half hours.
Chocolate I need to get lain.
hasta
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:27 pmwow, that was a short date, mesa.
chocolate abstain?
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:29 pmI will conquer this thread!!!
Chocolate Charlemagne
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Who’s afraid, Muslihoon?
Chocolate pertain
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I’m Batman
Chocolate Bruce Wayne
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:30 pmso, what about that “Chad Vader sings” video, huh?
Chocolate brain drain
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bananas!
chocolate plantain
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R.I.P. Chocolate Rain thread.
You brought much joy to this world and in your passing, we shall all remember your strength and tenacity.
As you enter the Heaven of Righteous Threads™, may you find peace in your eternal sleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1sS1TmXF38
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:46 pmokay, I read them all again. Now I ca’;t see the keys on the keyboard because my eyes are full of tears.
damn fine work, everyone. Maybe we can get Lauraw to judge them for us.
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Rosetta is da bomb.
In culottes.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:54 pmdamn woman has a brain the size of a piece of sand.
Chocolate grain
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Chocolate Charlemagne
I keel you.
Chocolate Constantane. I know.
As far as lauraw as a judge, good choice. And, good thing she wasn’t here. That woman kills in a comment contest/war.
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[…] April 13, 2008 by cranky ‘Cause he just can’t get enough. […]
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Great, date night with Mrs. Cuffy and I miss all the fun.
Chocolate ball and chain.
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Gotta do taxes tomorrow.
Chocolate capital gain.
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The other Augusta.
Chocolate capital of Maine.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 13, 2008 6:29 pmhahaha, cuffy’s like the guy who tries to sing the 2nd verse of Happy Birthday after everyone else stops singing.
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Manifest Destiny.
Chocolate wagon train.
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I’ll be in my bunk.
Chocolate Jayne.
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Welcome to Gitmo.
Chocolate detain.
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The big reason the French hated the Germans before the First World War.
Chocolate Alsace-Lorraine.
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I have a rooster on my head.
Chocolate wind vane.
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Remember that movie THE SWARM? The BEE SCEINTIST had to turn on the windsheild WIPERS to get the BEES off his VOLKWAGON. They were in TEXAS but he was ENGILSH.
Chocolate Michael CAINE.
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Benedict Arnold and Ethan Allen rowed across and captured Fort Ticonderoga.
Chocolate Lake Champlain.
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Abridged version of Hitler’s book.
Chocolate Mein.
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Trying my best to revive the thread.
Chocolate in vain.
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I thought I came over here last night to kill this thing. Is this the thread THAT WILL NOT DIE™?
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Porn.
Chocolate
Hey, look! Boobies.
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 13, 2008 7:54 pmPorn.
Chocolate
Hey, look! Boobies.
Wow, that’s so hellfire.
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PJM, no, you’re a towel!
You’re not the boss.
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I thought hellfire was a chick. In which case, that’s hot.
*Drool* Bunk.
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Hellfire is a girl cranky.
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cuffy’s like the guy who tries to sing the 2nd verse of Happy Birthday after everyone else stops singing.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cuffy made me cry all over again.
I REFUSE to admit that there were that many jokes that we failed to make.
Chocolate detain.
FUCKER!!!!
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As a participant in many funny joke-a-lanche threads here and at Ace, this may be the funniest.
Stupid pants…STAY DRY!!!!
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Brown ottoman.
Chocolate stool.
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You guys should be ashamed of yourself for wasting time on a stupid thread like this. What about tThe Crisis of Global Warming™, huh? Don’t you care? Don’t you know that the glaciers are retreating resulting in . . .
Chocolate moraine.
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If I had another kid I’d give it something like, oh I dunno a
chocolate name
Jimmy Two Times!!2!!
Chocolate same.
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Megadeth Rules!
chocolate Mustaine
I’m just now going back and re-reading everything. I missed that one the first time.
OUTSTANDING!!!!!
Brewfan, bmac and Cuffy are three funny mothers.
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Chocolate Claude Raines
Hahahahaha!!
Someone call 911….I’m dying over here.
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In Soviet Union, blog makes comment on you!
Chocolate Ukraine
Triple reference.
+ 294,039 points
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Suggestion: don’t spend a lot on dinner.
DAMMIT!!! Who pissed in my pants!??!?!
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If this thread was a chick, I would so hit it.
Now excuse me while I get me some pie.
Chocolate meringue
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You didn’t care for my ottoman comment? That works on so many levels maybe it just went over your heads. Stupid sublety.
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Subleting will get you every time cranky.
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PJM, I don’t get your meaning.
Hahahahah!!1!
Heh. Is this thing on?
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Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 9:21 amTriple reference.
And he STICKS the landing!!!
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Suggestion: don’t spend a lot on dinner.
She paid.
The food stayed on the inside — this time. And, we didn’t even heed the seafood and booze rule. Oyster stew, yum.
Chocolate red tide.
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Comment by forged rite on April 14, 2008 11:20 amDamn! This might hold the record for the most comments on The Hostages. I have nothing to add, so here’s a cheewawa shitting on Bill Clinton.
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Comment by forged rite on April 14, 2008 12:52 pmWow, i killed this thread when i wasn’t even trying to. Fear my powers peasants.
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Comment by forged rite on April 14, 2008 1:39 pmOh, i see how it is. Just ignoring me. Fine.
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Comment by wiserbluto on April 14, 2008 1:41 pmShe paid.
Mesa, your Delta Chi pledge name is ManWhore
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Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 1:42 pma cheewawa shitting on Bill Clinton.
Chocolate disdain
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your Delta Chi pledge name is ManWhore
Works for me.
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cheewawa
“Chihuahua”
Chocolate pedant.
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Forged, you couldn’t kill this thing with a silver bullet.
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They’re showing something on Fox News right now that I can walk out in my back yard and see. Big fire.
Weird.
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Why did you start the fire, mesa?
Are you lashing out against bulimic redheads that buy you dinner yet make you feel inferior because of their “jobs”?
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bulimic redheads that buy you dinner yet make you feel inferior because of their “jobs”™
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a fire at an assisted-living (old folks) apt. complex?
Says 200 were saved.
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Yup, lots of smoke. It’s only a couple of miles away. I can hear the helicopters.
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Why did you start the fire, mesa?
Wasn’t me. I wasn’t awake yet.
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 4:58 pmDenzel Washington
Chocolate Fame
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Denzel Washington
Chocolate Fame
Good job!
*puts Kare-kare Fare-fare’s drawing of a kitty cat on fridge*
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 5:52 pmCypress Hill
Insane in the chocolate membrane
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I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ [African-Americans], who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass.
Chocolate Rhames
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Sinatra likes his broads wild, free, knocked-out, kookoo and groovy, baby.
Chocolate Dames.
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I’m so pathetic, I changed the rules to keep this thread alive.
Chocolate Shame.
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no cuffy, my sister kare kare changed the rules…….she beat you! she beat you!
I’m gonna have to start pounding the beers and get back to work on this thread.
Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 4:58 pm
Denzel Washington
Chocolate Fame
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Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:18 pmHEY! Kare-Kare? Who told you that you could comment here??!?!? Go back to that other weak-ass blog that your supposed “sister” is working. Gwan, git the fuck outa here, ya hear me???
Chocolate flame
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Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:21 pmCuffy,
Fine job keeping this silliness alive. Truly, you are one of the blogosphere’s shining lights.
Chocolate acclaim
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 6:23 pmHEY! Kare-Kare? Who told you that you could comment here??!?!? Go back to that other weak-ass blog that your supposed “sister” is working. Gwan, git the fuck outa here, ya hear me???
C’mon, you let Rosetta in.
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Everything about wisebud
Chocolate lame
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This is certainly a time suck this,
Chocolate game
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she beat you!
Chocolate plagiarism. Rhyme that!
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Cuffy please, you’re giving me a headache.
Chocolate aneurysm.
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“Chocolate plagiarism. Rhyme that!”
Cuffy, please tell me you just dint challenge these morons to that! I can think of only one word that rhymes with that and it ain’t pretty.
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Hmmm, ok. I guess you got me there, PJM. Can you forgive me?
Chocolate Tame.
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I know, it’s really hard.
Chocolate priapism.
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well, except aneurysm. That is not my favorite word.
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How could you cuffy? HOW. COULD. YOU?
Chocolate shame
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C’mon, you let Rosetta in.
Exactly. And this place ain’t big enough for two gender-confused, fat, bald, STD-infected, shrill but strangely masculine hermaphrodites! Now git!!
Chocolate defame
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I can’t believe you’ve forced me to stoop so low, Cuffy.
Chism jism
I hope you’re proud of yourself.
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Like an astronaut flying coach, I’m already bored with -ame.
Chocolate Tang.
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Everything about wisebud
Chocolate perfection
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Oh, and fellow hostages, feel free to play with the aneurysm word because if I didn’t have a sense of humor, I’d be dead now.
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YES! Porn PattyAnn in the house!
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“Chocolate Tang”
WTH? We’re not finished with your -ism yet.
Double Chocolate fudge jingoism
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feel free to play with the aneurysm
Patty Ann has multiple organisms!
What?
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My name is Barak Obama and I am running for President of the Goddamn USA
Chocolate Marxism
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I had a civil war with the red Chinese and all I got was a dinky island.
Chocolate Chiang
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Hahahaha BrewFan
Cuffy, no, no! It’s PornDeb. I’m the angel. Just ask Cranky.
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Were you there? HUH, PUNK?? WERE YOU??!?!?
Chocolate Poontang
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Let’s keep making PattyAnn talk dirty.
Chocolate Wang.
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“Do ya feel lucky, well, do ya punk?”
Chocolate Dirty Hairy
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Can I be frank? But you were Frank last night.
Chocolate kd lang
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Don’t call me Shirley.
Chocolate Half Nielson
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I’m so ronery.
Chocolate Pyongyang.
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this thread is spinning wildly out of control.
Chocolate Dale Earnhardt
(what? too soon?)
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Cowboy justice.
Chocolate hang
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Cowboy justice.
Chocolate Noose
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Dave in Texas met Kyle Busch today
Chocolate Busch (this one is porn and for Cuffy)
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I pity the FOOL the tries to take my heavyweight belt!
Chocolate Lang
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Now y’all are getting completely random.
Chocolate Monte Carlo Simulation
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AAAGH!!!!!!! RATTLESNAKE!!!!!
Chocolate fang
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“Now y’all are getting completely random.”
I wonder who started it?
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God bless America, land that I love, stand beside her and guide her…………..
Chocolate sang
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Not taking the Chocolate blame.
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I need it to hold me tight
Chocolate sports bra
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PJ’s got her jingoism going on.
Chocolate bang
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Wiserbud likes having sex with black men on a boat.
Chocolate coxswain
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Mmmmmmmm……
Chocolate Meringue
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I don’t know what to do! What will happen?!
Chocolate Sturm und Drang
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aaaaahhh, FUCK!!! excellent timing. Just fucking perfect.
Chocolate SONUVABITCH!!!!!!
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Hey, thanks a lot for giving the world Brokeback Mountain, you douchbag.
Chocolate Ang
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wiser, you and DiT have a psychotic connection?
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Wiserbud likes having sex with black men on a boat.
Chocolate coxswain
I’ll already did coxswain jackhole
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Rosettta’s favorite kind of bang?
Chocolate gang.
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Chocolate Meringue
Is there a fucking echo in here?
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Chocolate Da Nang
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Is there a fucking echo in here?
That’s what I’d like to know
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(spoken in a whiny high-pitched voice) Is there an echo in here???
Chocolate Ying Yang.
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Chocolate Monte Carlo Simulation
Hahahahaha! Nice one.
I’ll already did coxswain jackhole
I know but your first line was stupid. Mine was funny.
Chocolate put your ass in time out!!!1
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I’m itching to go walk the dog.
Chocolate Mange
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I know but your first line was stupid. Mine was funny.
You are correct. Anything about wiserbud loving leroy is fine with me.
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Chocolate Da Nang
Having trouble writing your own material?
Hahahahaha!!!
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Every day, more and more, Rosetta is beginning to look like a ragged-out Chrissie Hynde.
Chocolate Back on the Chain Gang
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The Postman Always Rings Twice.
Chocolate Lange
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I needs me a sammich.
Chocolate pang
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 7:22 pmI love my sis, she is as sweet as…
Chocolate aspartame
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Oh, it’s on now, bitches!
Chocolate harangue
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It’s what my granma calls the oven.
Chocolate range
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Lurch
Chocolate you rang?
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kare-kare, she gives me headaches too.
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Fuck this, I don’t need no damn Howard Stern show! I’m a fucking STAR!!
Chocolate Lang
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Oh, Look! Kare-Kare, the lesser intelligent ofthe two sisters, which is just plain amazing, shows up again and can’t even keep up with the current meme.!
Chocolate strange
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You AIN’T all that
Chocolate Miss Thang
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 7:26 pmWhat astronauts drink
Chocolate Tang
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Organic chicken
Chocolate Free Range
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kare-kare why you always gotsta bother me?
Chocolate harangue
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And they said nothing would rhyme with me….
Chocolate orange
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shit, fine I now see that you did harangue wisercrud
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shit, fine I now see that you did harangue wisercrud
Chocolate held back a grade
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cuffy I don’t think I can talk to you anymore
Chocolate estrange
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Shrimp prep
Chocolate de-vein
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Chocolate held back a grade
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dirty sanchez?
Chocolate slang
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Was it good for you?
Chocolate came
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PJM ain’t too sharp, is she?
Chocolate harangue
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wiserbud got ripped off in the manhood department
Chocolate shortchange
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Thank you for choosing American Airlines.
Chocolate deplane
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Aretha
Chocolate Chain of Fools
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Wiserbud’s favorite magazine
Chocolate Jane
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I always thought Crayola Crayons were better
Chocolate Prang
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PJM’s so stretched out from pumping out so many kids that you could probably drive a bus up there and she wouldn’t even notice
Chocolate exact change
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Rosetta’s favorite pacifier?
Chocolate wang
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Wiserbud has really pushed the envelope this time
Chocolate deranged
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I’m giving all you guys the finger.
Chocolate phalange
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Cuffy doesn’t like to talk about his time in prison.
Chocolate gang bang
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Yeah, I may have crossed a line there.
Chocolate guilt pang
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cuffy is suddenly mean?
Chocolate abrupt change
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wiserbud like his Thai tranny hookers
Chocolate Trang
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“Irish car bomb” is a disgusting shot.
Chococlate Sinn Fein
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I would not suggest inviting Rosetta to an all-you-can-eat buffet. From the looks of him, he could easily put away the whole…
Chocolate shebang
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did y’all hear that I bought a new car?
Chocolate Mustang
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True story: Tushar D’s father chose his wife for him.
Chocolate arrange
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Lurch, I think someone’s at the door!
Chocolate you rang?
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Lurch, I think someone’s at the door!
Chocolate you rang?
Ok, are you two trying to drive me insane?
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You shore do tawlk funneh, PJM.
Chocolate twang
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Wiserbud’s favorite porn?
Chocolate Amatuer Mature Bukakke Sluts 12
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 8:08 pmOuch!
Chocolate Fang
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Lurch, I think someone’s at the door!
Chocolate you rang?
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
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Chocolate Amatuer Mature Bukakke Sluts 12
There’s a 12 now?
YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! * clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap… oops
Chocolate bang
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Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
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I’m not exactly reading these as we go.
Chocolate complain
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Old Man take a look at my life
Chocolate Neil Young
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Explosive diarrhea.
Chocolate Hurricane.
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Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 8:23 pmMy Brother got herpes while visiting
Chocolate Da Nang
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What’s worse then a hurricane?
Chocolate titty twister!
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My Brother got herpes while visiting
Chocolate Da Nang
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m telling, oh wait, he already knows.
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Love BrewFan long time!
bị mưa sôcôla
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Tay Zonday and Repeat were in a boat.
Tay Zonday fell out.
Chocolate rain.
Who was left?
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Neither ass nor balls.
Chocolate Taint.
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Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 9:41 pmMother Theresa, fo shizzle
Chocolate saint
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How’s everyone’s income tax returns coming? Hahahah. Bwahhahahahahaha!
Don’t you just love doing your tax return?
/ thread killer
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Yeah, I’m loving paying income tax to Detroit when I don’t even live in the city itself.
April 15tth is the day they put out the outdoor tables and open up the decks and patios at all of the bars in Royal Oak which is our little entertainment area since Detroit doesn’t really have one. We get drunk and watch all the people line up at the post office that is open until midnight.
True story, the Royal Oak post office is the site of the first episode of going “postal.”
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I thought Wisconsin was tax hell. Actually I still do, but paying income tax to a city? Even we don’t have that. Do you have to pay property taxes too?
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I’m a happy idiot, getting a big refund.
Chocolate deduction
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Frasier, Niles, Martin.
Chocolate Cranes.
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The Hostages is the most awesome blog in cyberspace.
Chocolate feign.
April 12, 2008
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: Comments Off on Chad Vader Sings (Chocolate Rain)
April 11, 2019
“Screw all those whores! I’m never going to be embarrassed about loving The US of A and wanting my President and government to put my Country’s interests first.
You don’t like America? Get the eff out.”