Chad Vader Sings (Chocolate Rain)

Chad Vader Sings

April 12, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, booze, man-lesbians . . Author: Rosetta

481 Comments

  1. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 5:25 pm

    Rosetta, I am your father.

    Chocolate rain.

  2. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 5:37 pm

    My dog got sick.

    Chocolate mange.

  3. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 5:41 pm

    I’m suffering from sugar withdrawal
    Chocolate pain

  4. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 5:49 pm

    Burned my hand on the stove.

    Chocolate range.

  5. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 5:50 pm

    Homosexuals make me uncomfortable.

    Chocolate gays.

  6. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 5:52 pm

    What’s on the back of your leg?

    Chocolate vein.

  7. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 5:53 pm

    Did a load of laundry.

    Chocolate Gain.

  8. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 5:54 pm

    I’m constipated.

    Chocolate strain.

  9. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 5:55 pm

    I need to stop doing this.

    Chocolate refrain.

  10. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 5:57 pm

    If I had another kid I’d give it something like, oh I dunno a

    chocolate name

  11. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 5:57 pm

    If I had another kid I’d give it something like, oh I dunno a

    chocolate name

  12. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 5:58 pm

    I eat a lot of sweets.

    chocolate dame

  13. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 5:58 pm

    I saw a dog run down the street.

    chocolate dane

  14. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 6:00 pm

    I’m a sloppy eater.
    Chocolate stain.

  15. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 6:43 pm

    I just flew in from New Mexico and boy, are my arms tired.

    Chocolate plane

  16. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 6:45 pm

    Next time, maybe I’ll take Amtrak

    Chocolate train

  17. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 6:46 pm

    Personally, I think Obama is really an excellent Presidential candidate.

    Chocolate campaign

  18. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 6:48 pm

    Will you get the Liquid Plumber?

    Chocolate drain

  19. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 6:50 pm

    I don’t really like my construction job.

    Chocolate crane.

  20. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 6:51 pm

    Stupid pit bulls.

    Chocolate maim.

  21. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 6:53 pm

    Favorite kung-fu stance

    Chocolate crane

  22. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:02 pm

    You all suck!

    Chocolate disdain

  23. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:05 pm

    That’s a beautiful horse.

    Chocolate mane

  24. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 7:06 pm

    This whole thread sucks!

    chocolate complain

  25. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:07 pm

    Fucking SUNDAY DRIVERS!!!

    CHOCOLATE LANE!!!

  26. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:08 pm

    That’s a nice straight jacket.

    Chocolate restrain

  27. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:11 pm

    Where men are men and lobsters are nervous

    Chocolate Maine

  28. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:11 pm

    He can do push-ups and he’s 93.

    Chocolate LaLanne

  29. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:12 pm

    You probably think this comment is about you

    Chocolate Vain

  30. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:13 pm

    Wiserbud has trouble walking.

    Chocolate cane

  31. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:14 pm

    You probably think this comment is about you

    Chocolate Vain

    Now that’s a good one.

  32. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 7:16 pm

    This is getting boring.

    chocolate mundane

  33. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:17 pm

    Me Tarzan. You?

    Chocolate Jane

  34. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:20 pm

    Obama in two words?

    Chocolate urbane

  35. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:22 pm

    He was diagnosed with acute interstitial nephritis.

    Chocolate AIN

  36. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:23 pm

    Somebody Taze me so I stop doing this.

  37. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:24 pm

    Seriously…this is getting old.

    Chocolate wane.

  38. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:26 pm

    Danke Shoen.

    Chocolate Wayne

  39. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:26 pm

    Elmer Fudd.

    Chocolate wain

  40. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:26 pm

    Chocolate Boudain

  41. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:27 pm

    Where’s cranky!?

    CRANKY! Come comment and kill this thread!!

    *to the cranky signal*

  42. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:29 pm

    DAMMIT!! Professional wrestling.

    Chocolate Kane

  43. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:31 pm

    What’s Boudain?

  44. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:33 pm

    Chocolate cocaine

  45. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:34 pm

    murder

    Chocolate slain

  46. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:34 pm

    Hey PB, are you going to be on here for a minute?

  47. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:36 pm

    WHY??

    Chocolate explain

  48. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:36 pm

    yes

  49. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:36 pm

    Rosetta, boudain’s a Cajun blood sausage

  50. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:37 pm

    Rosetta can’t stop!!!

    Chocolate Insane

  51. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:38 pm

    Will you tell me if this header offends you or if you think it’s funny?

    I put it up today for a minute but then I took it down because I thought it might be over the line.

    Hold on…

  52. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:38 pm

    Those windows need deperately to be cleaned!!

    Chocolate pane

  53. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:39 pm

    Fat girl falls? Yep, it’s funny.

  54. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:39 pm

    BOOM!

    Chocolate Propane

  55. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:39 pm

    Wait a minute! Are you saying i’m fat? I’m offended!

  56. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:40 pm

    We fucking OWN this stupid kind of humor!!!

    Chocolate domain

  57. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:41 pm

    You are ready when you can snatch this M&M from my hand, grasshopper.

    Chocolate Caine

  58. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:42 pm

    Then pray for rain

    Chocolate Spahn and Sain

  59. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:42 pm

    ALL ABOARD!

    Chocolate train

  60. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:42 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Excellent header photo. I think we have finally found a keeper.

    That one goes in the Hostages Header Hall of Fame (well, if we ever get one.)

  61. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:43 pm

    Not the fat girl header, Carol!

    This one.

    I think it’s hilarious but I’m not a chickadee.

  62. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:43 pm

    Chocolate train

    *cough…. s’been done.

    goober.

  63. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:44 pm

    What’s Happenin’???

    Chocolate Duwayne

  64. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:44 pm

    Willy Wonka’s backyard

    Chocolate terrain

  65. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:45 pm

    Chocolate train

    *cough…. s’been done.

    goober.

    if I take the time to read the whole damn thread you guys will get more in on me

  66. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:45 pm

    I think it’s funny, I knew wiserbud would think it was funny too and mesa probably has that tattooed on his back but I didn’t want to bum any of the chicks out.

  67. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:45 pm

    Some chocolate is better than others.

    Chocolate disdain

  68. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:45 pm

    No, I’m not offended. I don’t even understand that header.

  69. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:46 pm

    pajama mama comment

    Chocolate lame

  70. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:46 pm

    I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.

    Chocolate reign

  71. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:46 pm

    I don’t understand the header either?

  72. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:46 pm

    What’s Happenin’???

    Chocolate Duwayne

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That’s in the top 5 for sure.

  73. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:47 pm

    pajama mama comment

    Chocolate lame

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  74. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:47 pm

    PJ, I think everything’s already been done. Well, according to the crossword dictionary.

  75. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:47 pm

    My favorite mantis?

    Chocolate pray’n

  76. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:47 pm

    pj momma, ctrl+f and type the word and you’ll see if its been used

    Chocolate explain

  77. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:47 pm

    I knew wiserbud would think it was funny too

    Dude, laughed out loud. And laughed again when I looked at it again.

    PB, if you don;t get it, it cannot be explained to you.

  78. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:47 pm

    dammit
    well somebody did chocolate stain again and I didn’t complain

  79. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:47 pm

    Chocolate LAMO

    PJ, I’m busting a gut here at you

  80. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:48 pm

    pj momma, ctrl+f and type the word and you’ll see if its been used

    Chocolate explain

    oh that’s cool

    Chocolate amazed

    fuck all of you! i don’t care if it rhymes

  81. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:48 pm

    bullseye

    Chocolate aim

  82. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:49 pm

    I’ve got an Idea!! How about a show like Frasier, but with Black people? We can call it…..

    Chocolate Crane

  83. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:49 pm

    I don’t get the header you need to explain.

  84. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:49 pm

    Not guilty, your Honor.

    Chocolate arraign

  85. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:49 pm

    Haha! hoisted on my own petard

    Chocolate bane

  86. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:50 pm

    I don’t get the header you need to explain.

    It cannot be explained. It is either immediately funny to you or it isn’t.

  87. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:52 pm

    No, I’m not offended. I don’t even understand that header.

    If you’re not offended then the header is okay. And it’s not supposed to make sense. It’s just blatant misogyny but I think it’s funny. Not that actual misogyny is funny….you know what I mean…

  88. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:52 pm

    race car barriers

    Chocolate chicane

  89. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:53 pm

    Kind of takes the whole race issue right off the table.

    Chocolate McCain

  90. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:53 pm

    But how is a parking lot a liar? Is that the point? It’s just a ridiculous comment?

  91. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:53 pm

    Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

    Chocolate Dane

  92. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:53 pm

    you know what I mean…

    See? told you it couldn’t be explained……

  93. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:54 pm

    The other gases

    Chocolate butane
    Chocolate ethane

  94. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:54 pm

    Brewfan, ctrl+f and type the word and you’ll see if its been used

    Chocolate explain

  95. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:54 pm

    priest in africa

    Chocolate ordain

  96. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:55 pm

    I’m still dead

    Chocolate Hussein

  97. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:55 pm

    PB and PJM, there isn’t really any meaning behind it.

    It’s funny like “Jeff’” was funny. It’s funny precisely because it makes no sense. However the header has the added bonus of being mean which makes it funnier.

    Hahahaha.

  98. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:55 pm

    That’s like saying Men Are Potholes….OH, now I get it!

  99. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:56 pm

    Oh God! I ruptured it!

    Chocolate membrane

  100. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:56 pm

    Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

    Chocolate McClane

  101. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:56 pm

    PB and PJM, there isn’t really any meaning behind it.

    It’s funny like “Jeff’” was funny. It’s funny precisely because it makes no sense. However the header has the added bonus of being mean which makes it funnier.

    Hahahaha.

    And now, it’s no longer funny…

  102. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:56 pm

    PB and PJM, there isn’t really any meaning behind it.

    Ok, well now it’s funny.

  103. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 7:57 pm

    I’m still dead

    Chocolate Hussein

  104. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 7:57 pm

    Did you know the inspiration for Buffalo Bill in “Silence of the Lambs” was a real serial killer?

    Chocolate Gein

  105. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 7:57 pm

    Let’s talk about the Alternative Minimum Tax. Once upon a time, a bunch of Congresscritters got together and said Hey! And they said more stuff about taxes. And they said some people should pay a shit load more than they’re already paying so we won’t let them deduct stuff like mortgage interest since they make too much money and we want it for ourselves. And they lived happily ever after.

    Chocolate 1040.

    /thread killed

  106. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 7:57 pm

    Motherfucking bastard fucking prick sonovabitch fuck!!!

    Chocolate profane

  107. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 7:58 pm

    Rowteam captain

    Chocolate coxswain

  108. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 7:58 pm

    Thank you, Cranky!

  109. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:00 pm

    You went to college in New Orleans?

    Chocolate Tulane

  110. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:01 pm

    This really is the dumbest bit ever.

    Chocolate inane.

  111. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:02 pm

    Megadeth Rules!

    chocolate Mustaine

  112. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:03 pm

    Let’s talk about the Alternative Minimum Tax.

    Hahahahaha!!

    Apparently we need more firepower than that.

    Chocolate insufficient firepower

  113. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:03 pm

    You guys just aren’t getting it.

    Chocolate retrain.

  114. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:03 pm

    Chocolate insufficient firepower™

  115. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 8:04 pm

    wiserbud at 7:57 is killer. So was Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Chocolate McClane

  116. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:04 pm

    Those are nice shoes.

    Chocolate Mary Jane.

  117. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:05 pm

    Lancelot’s enemy

    Chocolate Gawain

  118. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:05 pm

    I am so spongeworthy.

    Chocolate Elaine

  119. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:07 pm

    Hostages

    Chocolate peabrain

  120. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:07 pm

    I’m dead.

    chocolate Cobain

  121. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:08 pm

    Nostradamas

    Chocolate quatrain

  122. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:09 pm

    Fucking Jackson 5!!

    Chocolate Jermaine.

  123. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:09 pm

    Bitter brown stuff.

    No, not Obama. Chocolate chrain.

  124. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:10 pm

    old nerd

    Chocolate Fortran

  125. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:10 pm

    I can’t believe this is still going on.

    Chocolate maintain

  126. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:11 pm

    Rosetta, Control F

  127. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:11 pm

    Me niether.

    Chocolate sustain

  128. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:12 pm

    It’s hard to stop.

    Chocolate Trane™

  129. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:13 pm

    This is all BrewFan’s fault

    Chocolate blame

  130. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:13 pm

    I should really eat more salads/

    Chocolate romaine

  131. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:13 pm

    It’s hard to stop.

    Chocolate Trane™

    hahahaha

  132. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:14 pm

    I love 80’s music.

    Chocolate Durane Durane

  133. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:15 pm

    Stop! Stop! My sides are hurting!!

  134. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:16 pm

    You guys are retarded.

    Chocolate Corky — ane.

    What?

  135. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:16 pm

    Chocolate Fortran

    I think the idea is that they rhyme with rain. Sorry, PB, this one doesn’t fit in. Try to stick with the idea, okay?

    Chocolate germane

  136. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:16 pm

    This doesn’t concern you.

    Chocolate pertain

  137. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:16 pm

    I love old movies

    Chocolate Claude Raines

  138. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:17 pm

    If you want to make out, you got to take her out.

    Chocolate cocaine

  139. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:17 pm

    Hey, if Durane counts, then Fortran does too!

  140. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:17 pm

    Middle Eastern Island.

    Chocolate Bahrain

  141. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:17 pm

    I can’t stand to watch this anymore

    Chocolate curtain

  142. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:18 pm

    Come on, this isn’t really all that hard, is it?

    Chocolate no-brain

    er

  143. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:18 pm

    wiser, Control F

  144. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:18 pm

    Chocolate no-brain

    er

    BOOOO!

  145. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:19 pm

    niether

    You mean “neither”.

    Chocolate pain (in the neck).

    (And this works, ’cause I’m brown.)

  146. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:19 pm

    Have I made it clear how I feel about you?

    Chocolate ingrain

  147. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:19 pm

    In Soviet Union, blog makes comment on you!

    Chocolate Ukraine

  148. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:19 pm

    “(And this works, ’cause I’m brown.)”

    you win

  149. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:19 pm

    Confectionery-induced cranial pain.

    Chocolate migraine.

  150. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:20 pm

    This is giving me a headache!

    Chocolate migraine

  151. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:20 pm

    *sniff sniff

    What’s that smell?

    Chocolate ptomaine

  152. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:20 pm

    DAMN YOU MUSLIHOON!!!!

  153. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:21 pm

    ptomaine

    No Googling!!

  154. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 8:21 pm

    Getting old

    Chocolate mundane

  155. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:22 pm

    No Googling!!
    Chocolate piss off wanker

  156. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 8:23 pm

    One of my dogs got sick today

    Chocolate shit stain

  157. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:23 pm

    Come back!!

    Chocolate Shane

  158. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:23 pm

    Gonna see some live jazz tonight.

    Chocolate Coltrane.

  159. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:23 pm

    pajama momma, I’m just pulling yours.

    Chocolate chain

  160. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:23 pm

    Like filming yourself?

    Chocolate Bob Crane

  161. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:24 pm

    You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

    Chocolate vane

  162. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:24 pm

    LOL bmac

  163. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:25 pm

    Alice in Chains.

    Chocolate Layne

  164. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:25 pm

    Gonna see some live jazz tonight.

    Gonna have yourself some drinks?

    Chocolate champagne

  165. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:25 pm

    You have captured my heart

    Chocolate enchain

  166. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:26 pm

    For the sake of mankind, can’t we please stop this silliness?

    Chocolate humane

  167. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:26 pm

    Francisco Franco is still dead.

    Chocolate Spain!

  168. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:26 pm

    I eat it, but I’m hungry a half hour later.

    Chocolate chow mein

  169. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:27 pm

    Rosetta

    Chocolate flame

  170. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:27 pm

    some of these references are really obscure

    Chocolate arcane

  171. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:28 pm

    Luminol works wonders.

    Chocolate bloodstain

  172. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:29 pm

    Atlas Shrugged?

    Chocolate Ayn.

  173. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:29 pm

    Hey, levitate this, bitch.

    Chocolate Blaine

  174. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:30 pm

    Like books?

    Chocolate Twain

  175. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:30 pm

    We so smart, we must have all gone to college or sumthin’!

    Chocolate Duquesne

  176. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:30 pm

    you win

    Chocolate gain.

  177. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:31 pm

    Anyone hungry?

    Chocolate quiche lorraine

  178. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:31 pm

    The sins of our fathers

    Chocolate mortmain

  179. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:31 pm

    Chocolate Ayn.

    GOOD ONE!! DAMMIT!!

  180. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:31 pm

    Were you in the shit?

    Chocolate Da Nang.

  181. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:32 pm

    Rosetta

    Chocolate Rogaine™

  182. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:32 pm

    I cannot figure out how to knit. I know I need yarn.

    Chocolate skein.

  183. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:32 pm

    Hey, levitate this, bitch.

    Chocolate legerdemain

  184. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:33 pm

    Glenn Danzig.

    Chocolate Samhain

  185. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:33 pm

    “Chocolate Rogaine™”

    GLAR

  186. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:33 pm

    Were you in the shit?

    Yeah, I was there.

    Chocolate Poon Taing

  187. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:34 pm

    Chocolate Rogaine™

    Hahahahaha. Cock!

  188. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:34 pm

    Can the IB’ers boss us?

    Chocolate suzerain

  189. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:34 pm

    A midget on an island.

    Chocolate da plane.

  190. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:35 pm

    Luuuuucyyyy!!!

    Chocolate ’splain

  191. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:35 pm

    The city of Jacksonville

    Chocolate floodplain

  192. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:35 pm

    I’m bigger than you

    Chocolate Wang

  193. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:35 pm

    Candy Hashem supremely ineffable and unknowable.

    Chocolate ‘Eyn.

  194. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:36 pm

    Oh, look! PJM is pretending to be smart with her big words!

    Chocolate feign

  195. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:37 pm

    Hahahahaha. Cock!

    Low hanging fruit, can’t believe it was still there.

  196. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:38 pm

    Michael Jackson’s face

    Chocolate polyurethane

  197. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:38 pm

    I have to take a piss.

    Chocolate weasle drain

  198. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:39 pm

    “Chocolate polyurethane”

    HAHAHAHAHA

  199. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 8:40 pm

    Can’t we change the subject?
    Anybody want a ride?

    Chocolate segue

  200. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:41 pm

    Danke Shoene!

    Chocolate Wayne

  201. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:42 pm

    I have to take a piss.

    Don’t forget to flush!

    Chocolate pull chain

  202. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:43 pm

    Hey fat kid, what would you like in your salad?

    Chocolate Romaine

  203. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:44 pm

    PJmomma driving.

    Chocolate slow lane.

  204. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:44 pm

    I fucking HATE when old people drive 35 mph on the highway!!!!!

    HEY!!! LADY!!!!!

    CHOCOLATE SLOW LANE!!!!

  205. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:44 pm

    Favorite porn?

    Chocolate midget-on-ottomain

  206. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:45 pm

    Hey fat kid, what would you like in your salad?

    Chocolate Romaine

    good gawd, wiserbud just did that

  207. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:45 pm

    Fun with calenders.

    Chocolate Spokane.

  208. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:46 pm

    DAMMIT!!!!!!!

  209. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:47 pm

    good gawd, wiserbud just did that

    I’m not exactly reading these as we go.

    Chocolate complain

  210. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:48 pm

    Wiser and mesa

    Chocolate same brain

  211. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:49 pm

    Where’s all this water coming from?

    Chocolate main.

  212. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:49 pm

    Gushing river of brown sweetness.

    Broken chocolate main.

  213. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:49 pm

    Oh what I wouldn’t give to be with you

    Chocolate swain

  214. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:49 pm

    Danke Shoene!

    Chocolate Wayne

    I already did that exact one.

    Chocolate write your own material

  215. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:49 pm

    Hah!!!

  216. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:50 pm

    I demand freedom for the Colonies!!

    Chocolate Paine

  217. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:50 pm

    C’mon, chocolate Spokane is teh funny.

  218. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:51 pm

    I already did that exact one

    Excuse the fuck out of me

    Mr. Chocolate Romaine

  219. Comment by a guy who just doesn’t get it on April 12, 2008 8:52 pm

    Prince

    Purple Rain

  220. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:53 pm

    I really hurt my knee when I fell last week

    Chocolate sprain

  221. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:54 pm

    Does this mean that this site will come up when people Google “chocolate”.

    Chocolate traffic insane

  222. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:54 pm

    C’mon, chocolate Spokane is teh funny.

    Yes it was, mesa. *pats on head

    I was gonna do Spokane just as you posted that. Lucky for me, your’s was funnier.

    Chocolate same

  223. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 8:55 pm

    Excuse the fuck out of me

    Why don’t you go give yourself a

    Chocolate Log Cabain

  224. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:55 pm

    Mr. Chocolate Romaine

    He wasn’t copying it. It was an homage.

    Chocolate again

  225. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:55 pm

    How much farther can this go?

    Chocolate tangent plane.

  226. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 8:56 pm

    What used to be called the Kievan Rus?

    Chocolate Ukraine

  227. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 8:57 pm

    Chocolate Log Cabain

    I alone will get that

    Chocolate arcane

  228. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:57 pm

    Hershey bar oot and aboot the hoos, eh.

    Chocolate Canadian.

  229. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 8:58 pm

    Chocolate sprain

    +10 points for a one syllable word this late in the game.

  230. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 8:59 pm

    I wonder if can convince all the ladies who sent me those topless photos after the Super Bowl to maybe all get together and make me some videos as well.

    Chocolate daisy chain

  231. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 8:59 pm

    Are you saying others of us don’t know about gay Republicans?

    Chocolate bangin’.

  232. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:01 pm

    +10 points for a one syllable word this late in the game.

    Try to keep with the theme, mesa.

    Chocolate germane.

  233. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 9:01 pm

    +10 points for a one syllable word this late in the game.

    WOOOHOOOO! So that means I’m only negative, um, let’s see
    349056823740592364.67

  234. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:01 pm

    If you’re from Chicago.

    Chocolate Andy Frain.

    Hay, where’s your ticket?

  235. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 9:04 pm

    Reading this thread is starting to give me a headache.

    Chocolate eyestrain

  236. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 9:05 pm

    Let’s talk about Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery Systems (MACRS) depreciation and how accountants must make adjustments to the figures shown on the Income Statement since depreciation on the Income Statement is book depreciation based on the economic life fo the asset and it will differ from depreciation taken on the tax return which is MACRS or Section 179 in some cases. Consider also, that this difference in depreciation, tax versus book, creates deferred tax assets and deferred tax liabilities. The notes to the consolidated financial statements will disclose these differences and reveal any changes deemed material, which should also be included in the Management’s Discusiion and Analysis section.

    WTF do I have to do to kill this thread?

    Darryl Dawkins

    Chocolate Thunder

  237. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:05 pm

    I’m starting to lose it here….

    Chocolate http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/h/T/weird_crustacean.jpg

  238. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:07 pm

    I declare this thread.

    Chocolate public domain.

  239. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:07 pm

    Favorite character in The Shawshank Redemption?

    Chocolate Andy Dufresne

  240. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 9:08 pm

    I own the rights to this thread

    Chocolate obtain

  241. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:08 pm

    Darryl Dawkins

    Chocolate Thunder

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    That’s top three for sure.

  242. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:08 pm

    I have to go meet the redhead.

    Chocolate restaurant chain.

  243. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 9:08 pm

    Lookin’ for work

    Chocolate Corey Haim

  244. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:10 pm

    I’m starting to lose it here….

    That’d be good in a…

    Chocolate turraine.

  245. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:11 pm

    Let’s talk about Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery Systems (MACRS) depreciation and how accountants must make adjustments to the figures shown on the Income Statement since depreciation on the Income Statement is book depreciation based on the economic life fo the asset and it will differ from depreciation taken on the tax return which is MACRS or Section 179 in some cases. Consider also, that this difference in depreciation, tax versus book, creates deferred tax assets and deferred tax liabilities. The notes to the consolidated financial statements will disclose these differences and reveal any changes deemed material, which should also be included in the Management’s Discusiion and Analysis section.

    WTF do I have to do to kill this thread?

    Darryl Dawkins

    Chocolate Thunder

    Seriously…that made me cry. This is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read:

    Let’s talk about Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery Systems (MACRS) depreciation

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  246. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 9:12 pm

    244+ comments on this damn thing?

    Chocolate plain

    And I want my extra points, mesa.

  247. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 9:13 pm

    I like to sit in blocks of ice for days

    Chocolate David Blaine

  248. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:13 pm

    I have to go meet the redhead.

    Who’s turn is it to barf?

  249. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:13 pm

    uıɐɹq ʇɥbıɹ ǝʇɐ1oɔoɥɔ

    ¡uıɐɹʇsǝʎǝ noʎ ǝʌıb 11,ı ¿uıɐɹʇsǝʎǝ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ‘ɥǝɥ

  250. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:13 pm

    Btw, you’ve all been tagged.

    http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/2008/04/12/the-meme-theme/

    Chocolate diazomethane.

  251. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 9:14 pm

    You can type anything you want in there wiserbud because no one wants to read upside down crap

  252. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 9:14 pm

    I thought cranky killed this sucker an hour ago? You all have no

    Chocolate shame

  253. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:15 pm

    I have to go meet the redhead.

    Suggestion: don;t spend a lot on dinner.

    Chocolate fountain

  254. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:15 pm

    I’ve had a couple of cocktails and this is getting funnier.

    We need someone to read through all of these and post the 10 best.

    I nominate pajama momma.

  255. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:16 pm

    Wait…she’s not funny.

    I nominate wiserbud.

  256. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:16 pm

    And I want my extra points, mesa.

    Wow, duly noted. I’ll pay you in…

    Chocolate gastric veins.

  257. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 9:17 pm

    Oooooh, blame!
    Brew gets extra points, too. And cranky’s been trying to kill this sucka with tax code talk. And it just won’t die!!!

  258. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 9:17 pm

    Jump Around!!!

    Chocolate House Of Pain

  259. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:17 pm

    I haven’t laughed this hard in at least a couple of weeks. Consider me

    Chocolate slain.

  260. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:18 pm

    ǝɔɐɟɥɔʇıq ǝʇɐ1oɔoɥɔ

    .ʎdɹɐɥ 1ıʌǝ uɐ sı ɐɯɯoɯ ɐɯɐظɐd

  261. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:18 pm

    Jump Around!!!

    Chocolate House Of Pain

    DAMMIT!!! Good one!!

  262. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 9:19 pm

    Inquisition

    Chocolate Spain

  263. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 9:20 pm

    Alternative cacao existential dimension…

    Chocolate plane.

  264. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 9:20 pm

    Dove with no make-up

    Chocolate plain.

  265. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 9:20 pm

    Flipper meets his maker

    Chocolate seine

  266. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:21 pm

    And cranky’s been trying to kill this sucka with tax code talk.

    Someone’s got to try and control this thing before it completely gets way from us.

    Chocolate rein

  267. Comment by Muslihoon on April 12, 2008 9:21 pm

    I never expected that, PattyAnn.

    Chocolate comedienne.

  268. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:21 pm

    Oooooh, blame!

    Denied!!!

    Chocolate contain.

  269. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:22 pm

    Chocolate bitchface?

    Excuse me as I will need to change my Adult Rubber Pants™ after that one.

    And we haven’t even gotten to the funny that’s the exact opposite of rhyming with rain.

    Chocolate Jeff

  270. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 9:22 pm

    ǝɔɐɟɥɔʇıq ǝʇɐ1oɔoɥɔ

    .ʎdɹɐɥ 1ıʌǝ uɐ sı ɐɯɯoɯ ɐɯɐظɐd

    Dammit! You knew I would look if it had pajama momma in it.

  271. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:22 pm

    I nominate Rosetta, but more for quantity than quality.

  272. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:24 pm

    I love westerns, don’t you?

    Chocolate Zane

  273. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:24 pm

    Chocolate Jeff

    We have a winner!!

  274. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 9:25 pm

    Tyler Perry’s House of

    Chocolate Pain

  275. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 9:25 pm

    Could this thread be dying?

    Chocolate Wane

  276. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:25 pm

    Ok, everyone is using the same words over again now.

    Chocolate simmer down now lame brains.

  277. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 9:26 pm

    Ah fuck.

    Chocolate Pain = Chocolate Payne

  278. Comment by BrewFan on April 12, 2008 9:26 pm

    There will be no straying from the thread’s theme!

    Chocolate germane

  279. Comment by pajama momma on April 12, 2008 9:26 pm

    I can’t take this anymore

    Chocolate I’m fucking over it.

  280. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:26 pm

    ooops, my bad.

    That should be:

    Chocolate bitchface™

  281. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:27 pm

    Can’t believe this went on for two and a half hours.

    Chocolate I need to get lain.

    hasta

  282. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:27 pm

    wow, that was a short date, mesa.

    chocolate abstain?

  283. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:28 pm

    Okay….hold on….

  284. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:29 pm

    I will conquer this thread!!!

    Chocolate Charlemagne

  285. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 9:29 pm

    Who’s afraid, Muslihoon?

    Chocolate pertain

  286. Comment by bmac on April 12, 2008 9:29 pm

    I’m Batman

    Chocolate Bruce Wayne

  287. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:30 pm

    so, what about that “Chad Vader sings” video, huh?

    Chocolate brain drain

  288. Comment by PattyAnn on April 12, 2008 9:32 pm

    bananas!

    chocolate plantain

  289. Comment by Rosetta on April 12, 2008 9:32 pm

    R.I.P. Chocolate Rain thread.

    You brought much joy to this world and in your passing, we shall all remember your strength and tenacity.

    As you enter the Heaven of Righteous Threads™, may you find peace in your eternal sleep.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1sS1TmXF38

  290. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:46 pm

    okay, I read them all again. Now I ca’;t see the keys on the keyboard because my eyes are full of tears.

    damn fine work, everyone. Maybe we can get Lauraw to judge them for us.

  291. Comment by cranky on April 12, 2008 9:46 pm

    Rosetta is da bomb.

    In culottes.

  292. Comment by wiserbud on April 12, 2008 9:54 pm

    damn woman has a brain the size of a piece of sand.

    Chocolate grain

  293. Comment by mesablue on April 12, 2008 9:56 pm

    Chocolate Charlemagne

    I keel you.

    Chocolate Constantane. I know.

    As far as lauraw as a judge, good choice. And, good thing she wasn’t here. That woman kills in a comment contest/war.

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  295. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:24 pm

    Great, date night with Mrs. Cuffy and I miss all the fun.

    Chocolate ball and chain.

  296. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:27 pm

    Gotta do taxes tomorrow.

    Chocolate capital gain.

  297. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:28 pm

    The other Augusta.

    Chocolate capital of Maine.

  298. Comment by wiserbud on April 13, 2008 6:29 pm

    hahaha, cuffy’s like the guy who tries to sing the 2nd verse of Happy Birthday after everyone else stops singing.

  299. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:32 pm

    Manifest Destiny.

    Chocolate wagon train.

  300. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:33 pm

    I’ll be in my bunk.

    Chocolate Jayne.

  301. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:36 pm

    Welcome to Gitmo.

    Chocolate detain.

  302. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:41 pm

    The big reason the French hated the Germans before the First World War.

    Chocolate Alsace-Lorraine.

  303. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:42 pm

    I have a rooster on my head.

    Chocolate wind vane.

  304. Comment by cuffwing plover on April 13, 2008 6:49 pm

    Remember that movie THE SWARM? The BEE SCEINTIST had to turn on the windsheild WIPERS to get the BEES off his VOLKWAGON. They were in TEXAS but he was ENGILSH.

    Chocolate Michael CAINE.

  305. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:55 pm

    Benedict Arnold and Ethan Allen rowed across and captured Fort Ticonderoga.

    Chocolate Lake Champlain.

  306. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 6:57 pm

    Abridged version of Hitler’s book.

    Chocolate Mein.

  307. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 7:00 pm

    Trying my best to revive the thread.

    Chocolate in vain.

  308. Comment by pajama momma on April 13, 2008 7:18 pm

    Cuffy? Towelie?

  309. Comment by cranky on April 13, 2008 7:28 pm

    I thought I came over here last night to kill this thing. Is this the thread THAT WILL NOT DIE™?

  310. Comment by cranky on April 13, 2008 7:29 pm

    Porn.

    Chocolate

    Hey, look! Boobies.

  311. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 13, 2008 7:54 pm

    Porn.

    Chocolate

    Hey, look! Boobies.

    Wow, that’s so hellfire.

  312. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 8:17 pm

    PJM, no, you’re a towel!

  313. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 13, 2008 8:18 pm

    Vanilla Jeff.

  314. Comment by pajama momma on April 13, 2008 8:30 pm

    PJM, no, you’re a towel!

    You’re not the boss.

  315. Comment by cranky on April 13, 2008 8:38 pm

    I thought hellfire was a chick. In which case, that’s hot.

    *Drool* Bunk.

  316. Comment by pajama momma on April 13, 2008 8:44 pm

    Hellfire is a girl cranky.

  317. Comment by Rosetta on April 13, 2008 8:44 pm

    cuffy’s like the guy who tries to sing the 2nd verse of Happy Birthday after everyone else stops singing.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Cuffy made me cry all over again.

    I REFUSE to admit that there were that many jokes that we failed to make.

    Chocolate detain.

    FUCKER!!!!

  318. Comment by Rosetta on April 13, 2008 8:49 pm

    As a participant in many funny joke-a-lanche threads here and at Ace, this may be the funniest.

    Stupid pants…STAY DRY!!!!

  319. Comment by pajama momma on April 13, 2008 8:55 pm

    chocolate depends

  320. Comment by cranky on April 13, 2008 10:23 pm

    Brown ottoman.

    Chocolate stool.

  321. Comment by Michael on April 14, 2008 12:11 am

    You guys should be ashamed of yourself for wasting time on a stupid thread like this. What about tThe Crisis of Global Warming™, huh? Don’t you care? Don’t you know that the glaciers are retreating resulting in . . .

    Chocolate moraine.

  322. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 1:26 am

    If I had another kid I’d give it something like, oh I dunno a

    chocolate name

    Jimmy Two Times!!2!!

    Chocolate same.

  323. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 1:39 am

    Megadeth Rules!

    chocolate Mustaine

    I’m just now going back and re-reading everything. I missed that one the first time.

    OUTSTANDING!!!!!

    Brewfan, bmac and Cuffy are three funny mothers.

  324. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 1:44 am

    Chocolate Claude Raines

    Hahahahaha!!

    Someone call 911….I’m dying over here.

  325. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 1:48 am

    In Soviet Union, blog makes comment on you!

    Chocolate Ukraine

    Triple reference.

    + 294,039 points

  326. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 2:00 am

    Suggestion: don’t spend a lot on dinner.

    DAMMIT!!! Who pissed in my pants!??!?!

  327. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 2:08 am

    If this thread was a chick, I would so hit it.

    Now excuse me while I get me some pie.

    Chocolate meringue

  328. Comment by cranky on April 14, 2008 7:59 am

    You didn’t care for my ottoman comment? That works on so many levels maybe it just went over your heads. Stupid sublety.

  329. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 8:35 am

    Subleting will get you every time cranky.

  330. Comment by cranky on April 14, 2008 8:42 am

    PJM, I don’t get your meaning.

    Hahahahah!!1!

    Heh. Is this thing on?

  331. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 9:21 am

    Triple reference.

    And he STICKS the landing!!!

  332. Comment by mesablue on April 14, 2008 11:14 am

    Suggestion: don’t spend a lot on dinner.

    She paid.

    The food stayed on the inside — this time. And, we didn’t even heed the seafood and booze rule. Oyster stew, yum.

    Chocolate red tide.

  333. Comment by forged rite on April 14, 2008 11:20 am

    Damn! This might hold the record for the most comments on The Hostages. I have nothing to add, so here’s a cheewawa shitting on Bill Clinton.

  334. Comment by forged rite on April 14, 2008 12:52 pm

    Wow, i killed this thread when i wasn’t even trying to. Fear my powers peasants.

  335. Comment by forged rite on April 14, 2008 1:39 pm

    Oh, i see how it is. Just ignoring me. Fine.

  336. Comment by wiserbluto on April 14, 2008 1:41 pm

    She paid.

    Mesa, your Delta Chi pledge name is ManWhore

  337. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 1:42 pm

    a cheewawa shitting on Bill Clinton.

    Chocolate disdain

  338. Comment by mesablue on April 14, 2008 1:47 pm

    your Delta Chi pledge name is ManWhore

    Works for me.

  339. Comment by Muslihoon on April 14, 2008 2:09 pm

    cheewawa

    “Chihuahua”

    Chocolate pedant.

  340. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 2:15 pm

    Forged, you couldn’t kill this thing with a silver bullet.

  341. Comment by mesablue on April 14, 2008 2:35 pm

    They’re showing something on Fox News right now that I can walk out in my back yard and see. Big fire.

    Weird.

  342. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 2:41 pm

    Why did you start the fire, mesa?

    Are you lashing out against bulimic redheads that buy you dinner yet make you feel inferior because of their “jobs”?

  343. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 2:41 pm

    bulimic redheads that buy you dinner yet make you feel inferior because of their “jobs”™

  344. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 2:43 pm

    a fire at an assisted-living (old folks) apt. complex?
    Says 200 were saved.

  345. Comment by mesablue on April 14, 2008 2:49 pm

    Yup, lots of smoke. It’s only a couple of miles away. I can hear the helicopters.

  346. Comment by mesablue on April 14, 2008 2:50 pm

    Why did you start the fire, mesa?

    Wasn’t me. I wasn’t awake yet.

  347. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 3:00 pm

    Hahaha.

  348. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 4:58 pm

    Denzel Washington

    Chocolate Fame

  349. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 5:09 pm

    Denzel Washington

    Chocolate Fame

    Good job!

    *puts Kare-kare Fare-fare’s drawing of a kitty cat on fridge*

  350. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 5:52 pm

    Cypress Hill

    Insane in the chocolate membrane

  351. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:09 pm

    I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ [African-Americans], who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass.

    Chocolate Rhames

  352. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:12 pm

    Sinatra likes his broads wild, free, knocked-out, kookoo and groovy, baby.

    Chocolate Dames.

  353. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:14 pm

    I’m so pathetic, I changed the rules to keep this thread alive.

    Chocolate Shame.

  354. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 6:18 pm

    no cuffy, my sister kare kare changed the rules…….she beat you! she beat you!

    I’m gonna have to start pounding the beers and get back to work on this thread.

    Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 4:58 pm
    Denzel Washington

    Chocolate Fame

  355. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:18 pm

    HEY! Kare-Kare? Who told you that you could comment here??!?!? Go back to that other weak-ass blog that your supposed “sister” is working. Gwan, git the fuck outa here, ya hear me???

    Chocolate flame

  356. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:21 pm

    Cuffy,

    Fine job keeping this silliness alive. Truly, you are one of the blogosphere’s shining lights.

    Chocolate acclaim

  357. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 6:23 pm

    HEY! Kare-Kare? Who told you that you could comment here??!?!? Go back to that other weak-ass blog that your supposed “sister” is working. Gwan, git the fuck outa here, ya hear me???

    C’mon, you let Rosetta in.

  358. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 6:28 pm

    Everything about wisebud

    Chocolate lame

  359. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 6:32 pm

    This is certainly a time suck this,

    Chocolate game

  360. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:36 pm

    she beat you!

    Chocolate plagiarism. Rhyme that!

  361. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 6:42 pm

    Cuffy please, you’re giving me a headache.

    Chocolate aneurysm.

  362. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 6:44 pm

    “Chocolate plagiarism. Rhyme that!”

    Cuffy, please tell me you just dint challenge these morons to that! I can think of only one word that rhymes with that and it ain’t pretty.

  363. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:44 pm

    Hmmm, ok. I guess you got me there, PJM. Can you forgive me?

    Chocolate Tame.

  364. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:46 pm

    I know, it’s really hard.

    Chocolate priapism.

  365. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 6:47 pm

    well, except aneurysm. That is not my favorite word.

  366. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 6:47 pm

    How could you cuffy? HOW. COULD. YOU?

    Chocolate shame

  367. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:50 pm

    C’mon, you let Rosetta in.

    Exactly. And this place ain’t big enough for two gender-confused, fat, bald, STD-infected, shrill but strangely masculine hermaphrodites! Now git!!

    Chocolate defame

  368. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 6:50 pm

    I can’t believe you’ve forced me to stoop so low, Cuffy.

    Chism jism

    I hope you’re proud of yourself.

  369. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:52 pm

    Like an astronaut flying coach, I’m already bored with -ame.

    Chocolate Tang.

  370. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:52 pm

    Everything about wisebud

    Chocolate perfection

  371. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 6:52 pm

    Oh, and fellow hostages, feel free to play with the aneurysm word because if I didn’t have a sense of humor, I’d be dead now.

  372. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:53 pm

    YES! Porn PattyAnn in the house!

  373. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 6:54 pm

    “Chocolate Tang”

    WTH? We’re not finished with your -ism yet.

    Double Chocolate fudge jingoism

  374. Comment by BrewFan on April 14, 2008 6:56 pm

    feel free to play with the aneurysm

    Patty Ann has multiple organisms!

    What?

  375. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:56 pm

    My name is Barak Obama and I am running for President of the Goddamn USA

    Chocolate Marxism

  376. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:56 pm

    I had a civil war with the red Chinese and all I got was a dinky island.

    Chocolate Chiang

  377. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 6:57 pm

    Hahahaha BrewFan

    Cuffy, no, no! It’s PornDeb. I’m the angel. Just ask Cranky.

  378. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 6:57 pm

    Were you there? HUH, PUNK?? WERE YOU??!?!?

    Chocolate Poontang

  379. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 6:58 pm

    Let’s keep making PattyAnn talk dirty.

    Chocolate Wang.

  380. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 6:59 pm

    “Do ya feel lucky, well, do ya punk?”

    Chocolate Dirty Hairy

  381. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:01 pm

    Can I be frank? But you were Frank last night.

    Chocolate kd lang

  382. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:03 pm

    Don’t call me Shirley.

    Chocolate Half Nielson

  383. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:05 pm

    I’m so ronery.

    Chocolate Pyongyang.

  384. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:05 pm

    this thread is spinning wildly out of control.

    Chocolate Dale Earnhardt

    (what? too soon?)

  385. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:05 pm

    Cowboy justice.

    Chocolate hang

  386. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:06 pm

    Cowboy justice.

    Chocolate Noose

  387. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:07 pm

    Dave in Texas met Kyle Busch today

    Chocolate Busch (this one is porn and for Cuffy)

  388. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:07 pm

    I pity the FOOL the tries to take my heavyweight belt!

    Chocolate Lang

  389. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:07 pm

    Now y’all are getting completely random.

    Chocolate Monte Carlo Simulation

  390. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:08 pm

    AAAGH!!!!!!! RATTLESNAKE!!!!!

    Chocolate fang

  391. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:08 pm

    “Now y’all are getting completely random.”

    I wonder who started it?

  392. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:09 pm

    God bless America, land that I love, stand beside her and guide her…………..

    Chocolate sang

  393. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:09 pm

    Not taking the Chocolate blame.

  394. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:10 pm

    I need it to hold me tight

    Chocolate sports bra

  395. Comment by Not Dave In Texas on April 14, 2008 7:10 pm

    Pie.

  396. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:10 pm

    PJ’s got her jingoism going on.

    Chocolate bang

  397. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:11 pm

    Wiserbud likes having sex with black men on a boat.

    Chocolate coxswain

  398. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:11 pm

    Mmmmmmmm……

    Chocolate Meringue

  399. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:12 pm

    I don’t know what to do! What will happen?!

    Chocolate Sturm und Drang

  400. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:12 pm

    aaaaahhh, FUCK!!! excellent timing. Just fucking perfect.

    Chocolate SONUVABITCH!!!!!!

  401. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:13 pm

    Hey, thanks a lot for giving the world Brokeback Mountain, you douchbag.

    Chocolate Ang

  402. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:13 pm

    wiser, you and DiT have a psychotic connection?

  403. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:14 pm

    Wiserbud likes having sex with black men on a boat.

    Chocolate coxswain

    I’ll already did coxswain jackhole

  404. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:15 pm

    Rosettta’s favorite kind of bang?

    Chocolate gang.

  405. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:16 pm

    Chocolate Meringue

    Is there a fucking echo in here?

  406. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:17 pm

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

    Chocolate Da Nang

  407. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:17 pm

    Is there a fucking echo in here?

    That’s what I’d like to know

  408. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:18 pm

    (spoken in a whiny high-pitched voice) Is there an echo in here???

    Chocolate Ying Yang.

  409. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:19 pm

    Chocolate Monte Carlo Simulation

    Hahahahaha! Nice one.

    I’ll already did coxswain jackhole

    I know but your first line was stupid. Mine was funny.

    Chocolate put your ass in time out!!!1

  410. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:19 pm

    I’m itching to go walk the dog.

    Chocolate Mange

  411. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:20 pm

    I know but your first line was stupid. Mine was funny.

    You are correct. Anything about wiserbud loving leroy is fine with me.

  412. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:20 pm

    Chocolate Da Nang

    Having trouble writing your own material?

    Hahahahaha!!!

  413. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:20 pm

    Every day, more and more, Rosetta is beginning to look like a ragged-out Chrissie Hynde.

    Chocolate Back on the Chain Gang

  414. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:21 pm

    The Postman Always Rings Twice.

    Chocolate Lange

  415. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:21 pm

    I needs me a sammich.

    Chocolate pang

  416. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 7:22 pm

    I love my sis, she is as sweet as…

    Chocolate aspartame

  417. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:22 pm

    Oh, it’s on now, bitches!

    Chocolate harangue

  418. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:23 pm

    It’s what my granma calls the oven.

    Chocolate range

  419. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:23 pm

    Lurch

    Chocolate you rang?

  420. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:23 pm

    kare-kare, she gives me headaches too.

  421. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:23 pm

    Fuck this, I don’t need no damn Howard Stern show! I’m a fucking STAR!!

    Chocolate Lang

  422. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:25 pm

    Oh, Look! Kare-Kare, the lesser intelligent ofthe two sisters, which is just plain amazing, shows up again and can’t even keep up with the current meme.!

    Chocolate strange

  423. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:26 pm

    You AIN’T all that

    Chocolate Miss Thang

  424. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 7:26 pm

    What astronauts drink

    Chocolate Tang

  425. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:27 pm

    Organic chicken

    Chocolate Free Range

  426. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:27 pm

    kare-kare why you always gotsta bother me?

    Chocolate harangue

  427. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:28 pm

    And they said nothing would rhyme with me….

    Chocolate orange

  428. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:28 pm

    shit, fine I now see that you did harangue wisercrud

  429. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:29 pm

    shit, fine I now see that you did harangue wisercrud

    Chocolate held back a grade

  430. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:30 pm

    cuffy I don’t think I can talk to you anymore

    Chocolate estrange

  431. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:31 pm

    Shrimp prep

    Chocolate de-vein

  432. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:31 pm

    Chocolate held back a grade

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  433. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:31 pm

    Dirty sanchez?

    Chocolate slang

  434. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:32 pm

    Was it good for you?

    Chocolate came

  435. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:33 pm

    PJM ain’t too sharp, is she?

    Chocolate harangue

  436. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:34 pm

    wiserbud got ripped off in the manhood department
    Chocolate shortchange

  437. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:36 pm

    Thank you for choosing American Airlines.

    Chocolate deplane

  438. Comment by PattyAnn on April 14, 2008 7:38 pm

    Aretha

    Chocolate Chain of Fools

  439. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:41 pm

    Want to know what it would sound like if Enya did a bunch of Ecstasy?

    Chocolate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG78-aaumL8

  440. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:42 pm

    Wiserbud’s favorite magazine

    Chocolate Jane

  441. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:44 pm

    I always thought Crayola Crayons were better

    Chocolate Prang

  442. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:44 pm

    PJM’s so stretched out from pumping out so many kids that you could probably drive a bus up there and she wouldn’t even notice

    Chocolate exact change

  443. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:47 pm

    Rosetta’s favorite pacifier?

    Chocolate wang

  444. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:50 pm

    Wiserbud has really pushed the envelope this time

    Chocolate deranged

  445. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 7:51 pm

    I’m giving all you guys the finger.

    Chocolate phalange

  446. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:54 pm

    Cuffy doesn’t like to talk about his time in prison.

    Chocolate gang bang

  447. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 7:54 pm

    Yeah, I may have crossed a line there.

    Chocolate guilt pang

  448. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 7:55 pm

    cuffy is suddenly mean?

    Chocolate abrupt change

  449. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 7:57 pm

    wiserbud like his Thai tranny hookers

    Chocolate Trang

  450. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 8:02 pm

    “Irish car bomb” is a disgusting shot.

    Chococlate Sinn Fein

  451. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 8:02 pm

    I would not suggest inviting Rosetta to an all-you-can-eat buffet. From the looks of him, he could easily put away the whole…

    Chocolate shebang

  452. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 8:03 pm

    did y’all hear that I bought a new car?

    Chocolate Mustang

  453. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 8:04 pm

    True story: Tushar D’s father chose his wife for him.

    Chocolate arrange

  454. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 8:04 pm

    Lurch, I think someone’s at the door!

    Chocolate you rang?

  455. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 8:06 pm

    Lurch, I think someone’s at the door!

    Chocolate you rang?

    Ok, are you two trying to drive me insane?

  456. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 8:06 pm

    You shore do tawlk funneh, PJM.

    Chocolate twang

  457. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 8:06 pm

    Wiserbud’s favorite porn?

    Chocolate Amatuer Mature Bukakke Sluts 12

  458. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 8:08 pm

    Ouch!

    Chocolate Fang

  459. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 8:09 pm

    Lurch, I think someone’s at the door!

    Chocolate you rang?

    Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?

  460. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 8:09 pm

    Repeat?

  461. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 8:09 pm

    Chocolate Amatuer Mature Bukakke Sluts 12

    There’s a 12 now?

    YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! * clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap… oops

    Chocolate bang

  462. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 8:10 pm

    Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?

  463. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 8:11 pm

    I’m not exactly reading these as we go.

    Chocolate complain

  464. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 8:12 pm

    Repeat?

  465. Comment by BrewFan on April 14, 2008 8:17 pm

    Old Man take a look at my life

    Chocolate Neil Young

  466. Comment by cranky on April 14, 2008 8:20 pm

    Explosive diarrhea.

    Chocolate Hurricane.

  467. Comment by Kare-kare Fare-fare on April 14, 2008 8:23 pm

    My Brother got herpes while visiting

    Chocolate Da Nang

  468. Comment by BrewFan on April 14, 2008 8:23 pm

    What’s worse then a hurricane?

    Chocolate titty twister!

  469. Comment by pajama momma on April 14, 2008 8:24 pm

    My Brother got herpes while visiting

    Chocolate Da Nang

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m telling, oh wait, he already knows.

  470. Comment by BrewFan on April 14, 2008 8:26 pm

    Love BrewFan long time!

    bị mưa sôcôla

  471. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 9:09 pm

    Tay Zonday and Repeat were in a boat.

    Tay Zonday fell out.

    Chocolate rain.

    Who was left?

  472. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 14, 2008 9:34 pm

    Neither ass nor balls.

    Chocolate Taint.

  473. Comment by wiserbud on April 14, 2008 9:41 pm

    Mother Theresa, fo shizzle

    Chocolate saint

  474. Comment by cranky on April 14, 2008 9:55 pm

    How’s everyone’s income tax returns coming? Hahahah. Bwahhahahahahaha!

    Don’t you just love doing your tax return?

    / thread killer

  475. Comment by Rosetta on April 14, 2008 10:05 pm

    REAPER!!!!666!!!

  476. Comment by mesablue on April 14, 2008 10:14 pm

    Yeah, I’m loving paying income tax to Detroit when I don’t even live in the city itself.

    April 15tth is the day they put out the outdoor tables and open up the decks and patios at all of the bars in Royal Oak which is our little entertainment area since Detroit doesn’t really have one. We get drunk and watch all the people line up at the post office that is open until midnight.

    True story, the Royal Oak post office is the site of the first episode of going “postal.”

  477. Comment by BrewFan on April 14, 2008 10:22 pm

    I thought Wisconsin was tax hell. Actually I still do, but paying income tax to a city? Even we don’t have that. Do you have to pay property taxes too?

  478. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on April 15, 2008 7:58 am

    I’m a happy idiot, getting a big refund.

    Chocolate deduction

  479. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 11, 2008 12:47 pm

    Frasier, Niles, Martin.

    Chocolate Cranes.

  480. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 1:54 pm

    The Hostages is the most awesome blog in cyberspace.

    Chocolate feign.