It’s not Monday. That’s just a terrifying tragedy that we’re all going to have to face. Does the 4-day work week ahead mean we need no motivation? Of course not!
But we really don’t need as much as normal, do we? So here’s just enough to get you by.
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Sounds like Leon needs a lawnmower with moar power. I think we may have found one:
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Afternoon, paste eaters. I wrote this song after my second date with Mrs MJ. I called up Donna and said, “Hey foxy lady, I think i gots this bombastic track for yo’ sexy ass. It came to me while butterin’ the muffin of a fine ass white chick, dig?” Seriously though, can you imagine the studio setting as this track was recorded? I’d give mare’s best pair of platform shoes to be a fly on the coke mirror.
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Today’s model was born in merry ol’ England way back in 1984 on January 1st. Get ready to be blown away by SAMMY BRADDY!!!!!11!!11
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Well, I knew this day had to come – it comes around every year. The day that all kids look forward to. and all mothers dread.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
