Non-Sticky Pre-BBF Placeholder Poat

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Jewstin, please let at least one of your two moms know that you’re okay. xoxo Love, Mom #2

317 Comments

  1. HAHA! I meant to call the poat non-STINKY. Heh. Oops.

  2. This is the best poat evar.
    Whats happenin whorestages?

  3. Ewwwww! I was told this poat was non-sticky!?!?!!

  4. That guy is evil.

    Bedtime. Nightmares surely to follow.

  5. Hi Rich!

  6. The Super-Soaker Dude? Yeah, he’s a monster. Sweet Dreams, Leon. Bwahahahaha

  7. Hi cinnabuns

  8. Rich – You still on parole?

  9. Groundhogs/ woodchucks kill trees, MCPO? I have not heard this!

  10. I like a good nipple rub as much as the next guy but usually it doesn’t involve a log ride.

  11. Laura – They burrow between the roots. Successive generations expand the burrows. . . wind, rain and ice finish the job.

  12. I like a good nipple rub as much as the next guy but usually it doesn’t involve a log ride.

    HHD was yesterday, Rich.

  13. Shhh. Ixnay on the arolepay. They dont know where i am.

  14. You can milk anything with nipples.

  15. Purple nurples don’t count, Dave.

  16. I know. That pic of me is my favorite.

  17. Some true facts are just plain scary.

  18. Ixnay on the arolepay.

    *plugs into translator, feels jaw go slack, mouth gaping, when the words “areola play” appear*

  19. AH. Interesting. We have just one burrow-hole in the midst of the forsythia tangle that is hard for us to get to. That’s the one that keeps getting inhabited. Successive critters will just keep trying to use the same old home, because digging is pretty rough work around here.

    Our unadulterated soil is a very heavy, hard, pale brick-colored silty clay with layers of tawny shale running through it. Tree roots smash through it and all Eastern plants love it, but rodents definitely do not! They are relegated to the thick forest sponge, or areas that have been softened by human cultivation.

    It would be very difficult for woodchucks to kill trees that way around here.

  20. Best translater evar.avaricious

  21. Hey, Chief, congrats on almost making your fighting weight!

  22. Damn autocomplete.

  23. On the other hand, my Mom lives a few towns away in what is basically just a huge sand dune covered with a thin layer of topsoil.

    Woodchucks run amok there.

  24. Gotta go. See you all tomorrow.

  25. Cyn – I’m not half-way to my goal, but I’m at my Doctor’s. Steady as she goes. . .

  26. Laura – The super just had to plant 50 new trees on the property, but is taking some action. He hired a guy who brings out 2 Jack Russells. They are stone-cold killers and I love the little guys!

  27. I seem to remember that we had woodchucks in Oklahoma, or some such critter. They were good practice with the 22 cal until I moved up to the woodpeckers in the pecan trees. Those are some annoying bastages.

  28. See you tomorrow, Rich. Nighty dreams.

  29. You Yankees and your uppity interesting soils.

    Refighting the same war, over and over again.

  30. That last picture is just wrong. WRONG.

  31. Rockin’ steady, Chief.

  32. Dave – No love for the puppies?!

  33. Did you miss me?

    Are you reloading?

  34. No.

    Yes.

  35. MCPO, ratter-dogs are a great idea, but he could do just as well by incorporating some jagged bluestone riprap in the soil of his tree holes before planting!

  36. Yeah, um, sorry ’bout that Jeff, but when you didn’t send me enough to NOT post that pic of you, my hands were kinda tied. I don’t make the rules.

  37. My Bro has asked me to blog about some of his cool cars.
    I am starting tomorrow at
    Coolcarblog.wordpress.com With late model Mustang project. A Lawyer or Doctor wants his 2006 Mustang lowered. But not so low it is undriveable. Think scraping the pavement when running over a dime.

    Next is a Chrysler 300 (something) 196? ish convertable. 383 big block.

    Then there is the 1971 Charger 440 Magnum.

    Many more to follow, but don’t look till tomorrow. Or when I pimp it here.

  38. The first pic reminds me of a friend in college who for a Halloween costume wore every water pistol and Nerf gun he could carry. I counted at least 20. “Captain Overkill”

    Squishy hugs and good night!

  39. Laura – Course was originally built in 1953. Sad to see so many of the old walnut trees and blue spruce destroyed by these pests.

  40. Well, just so you know, that pic was from before I got mono. I’m totally fuckin ripped now.

  41. Were you gone, Xbrad?

    Huh.

  42. Are….are woodchucks good to eat?

    asking for a friend

  43. Used to love going shooting for groundhogs in Eastern Washington.

  44. Puppies. I’d rather raise daughters all over again.

    ..

    Ok puppies are ok.

  45. Laura, greasy.

    If you grill em on a spit, bearable.

  46. That sounds awesomely fun, Vman!

    *sneaks away to go look at the blog now*

  47. Buttermilk Laura.
    Or so I have heard.

    Do you want to talk cars? Or Trucks for Scott?

  48. You got ripped from mono, Jeff? No. way.

    Quick–Kiss me!! I have 10 more pounds to lose!

  49. Cyn has a big pussy:

    http://tinyurl.com/7h9ndqn

  50. Funny Cyn?
    I am a car guy. I love cars specially muscle cars of all flavors.

    But Hot Rods, street rods, drifters, low riders, and such will do.

    And Motorcycles, and most anything that moves flies, jets, or rockets!

  51. Monofilimant?
    Flourocarbon?
    or Braid

    Braid wins in my opinion. With Flourocarbon leader.

    And pheromone plastic bait.

  52. Talk….cars?
    noooo….?

    I have to get over this problem I have with eating wild game from my land. There’s just tons of it. Giant snapping turtles, rabbits, muskrats (some people LOVE muskrats), etc.

    And it has to be so much healthier than the mass-produced meat we buy. But when I have a critter here and kill it, and there’s that moment of truth where it’s time to clean it, dress it and cook it and eat it…I…I…*chucks the carcass in the woods*

    I’ll kill things all day long, np. Eating them is another matter, apparently.

  53. I have talked to Jackson recruiter 4x today

    and they have nothing.

    Wow I suck

  54. …which is wrong and wasteful.
    Gotta get over this.

    Never had a problem before, with venison. There’s just something different about the little critters for some reason.

  55. …and birds. I will eat any bird. No problem with birds.

    OK, this may be a rodent and reptile issue.

  56. >> I have to get over this problem I have with eating wild game from my land.

    Mustard. Batter.

    Assembly required.

  57. Well, I’m not big on eating rodents.

  58. huh Laura?
    Send them to me porfavor!

  59. You can eat rabbits in Summer, right? They just have to be really well cooked to kill the lepto? Or is it just no way at all?

  60. Maybe just soaked them in a lime juice for a bit.

  61. Laura:

    http://tinyurl.com/7o23xb7

  62. I have to get over this problem I have with eating wild game from my land.
    Okay, how about eating wild game from MY land?

    Deer, Coyote, Cougar, Frickin’ Elk, Rabbit, Quail, and Pheasant?
    You can have unlimited quantities. No charge! Honest.

    You harvest, NO delivery!
    So it goes…

  63. Just don’t kill Wiserbunny.

  64. Quail, Crispy? I love quail! Wrap them in bacon and let’s to the grill…oh man.

  65. Deer and elk, sure, rodents, not desperate enough. Of course I live on a ranch, so plenty of beef.

  66. My ex killed a wild pheasant once and I cooked it up with onions and apples and chinese five spice powder. It was really nice.

  67. I live on a turtle ranch, Pepe.

  68. Ninja Turtles. I hear they make a good soup.

  69. I shot an elk once.

    Once.

    https://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2008/07/15/the-deerhunter-2/

  70. The Sevillian Barber

  71. Too damn dry for turtles here.

  72. Is that the one with “Kill Da Wabbit”? I hope so.

  73. Okay, it wasn’t, but it was still enjoyed.

    And why is WerdPuss being such a bitch tonight?

  74. seriously regretting said bean burger………..

  75. *Passes 2 industrial strength Maalox to Sohos.*

  76. *passes some Arm&Hammer baking soda*

    Like sliced bread, it works.

  77. Milkshakes!!!

  78. I’m tired of fighting WerdPuss tonight to load right. FOAD, Bitch!

    Sweet nighty dreams to you all and see you in the morning.

  79. Thanks yall *belch…’cuse me (always a lady)*

  80. time to rest eye.

    I can see stuff now. Still blurry, but sight. Good thing.

  81. Instamention!

    http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/144076/

  82. AND! I have two eyeballs!

  83. way to go xtc!

  84. **pulls Sohitas finger**

    **because I care**

  85. I hate when Cyn makes me feel bad….

    http://tinyurl.com/7lvmoqj

  86. *wipes off xbrads face….MY BAD!!!!!

  87. I could so pwned the comments

  88. You could. But you won’t.

  89. Only b/c I didnt wanna….DUH

  90. You seem to have been awfully busy lately, Snoshoe, what’s goin’ on?

  91. I just have a shit ton going on :)

  92. Goodnight friends

  93. Draw Eric’s Red Porsche!

  94. wakey wakey

  95. Go fuck yourself! It’s WAY to early to get up!

  96. I think I see light coming from under Xbrad’s door. I’m going to call and see if he wants to go to breakfast.

  97. I need a little…uh, privacy right now.

  98. And Jergens.

  99. Anybody got a tissue?

  100. That was quick.

  101. Scenes from the future: H2 @ Car in’s lake in Lapeer:

    http://tinyurl.com/82myoot

  102. Do NO piss off E II R:

    http://tinyurl.com/8y7hdwx

  103. Just in case anyone’s confused, rabbits are not rodents. They are lagomorphs, order lagomorpha, not rodentia.

    Chapter 1 of Storey’s Guide to Raising Rabbits informed me that I’d been wrong on this point.

  104. Well, Laura was talking about snuffing the woodchuck. Aren’t they part of Rodentia?

  105. Yeah, they’re rodents. And edible under the circumstances described. I watched one of the Travel Channel guys (Steve Rinella) prep a roadkill racoon and get compliments from locavores before he told them what it was. I imagine it’s similar with woodchucks. The biggest barrier is squeemishness.

  106. I’ve got groundhogs here. They don’t get too close to the house – the dogs will kill them.

    But they can make your entire garden go away.

  107. Honestly, if you can find the San Francisco episode of Into the Wild, that moment is some great teevee.

  108. We kinda like our groundhog – mostly because he’s way down the driveway and doesn’t damage anything near. He’s funny to watch.

  109. Thought Leon might like this.
    http://blogs.airspacemag.com/pettit/2012/05/the-beast/

  110. Thanks Romy, interesting. I’d not known it relied on vacuum. I sort of assumed they’d use a spacebowflex or something, considering it adequate.

  111. Dow futures are down almost 200. If the DJIA is below 12000 in August, I don’t see how SCOAMF has a prayer.

  112. Unprecedented-

    9:15 am ET || Departs White House
    10:45 am CT || Arrives Minneapolis, Minnesota
    11:45 am CT || Tours Honeywell’s Golden Valley facility; Golden Valley, Minnesota
    12:10 pm CT || Delivers remarks urging Congress to act on the “To Do List”
    1:15 pm CT || Speaks at a fundraiser; Bachelor Farmer Restaurant; Minneapolis, Minnesota
    1:50 pm CT || Attends a fundraiser; Bachelor Farmer Restaurant
    2:25 pm CT || Attends a fundraiser; Bachelor Farmer Restaurant
    3:20 pm CT || Departs Minnesota
    4:20 pm CT || Arrives Chicago
    6:10 pm CT || Speaks at a fundraiser; Chicago Cultural Center, Chicago, Illinois
    7:25 pm CT || Speaks at a fundraiser; private residence, Chicago, Illinois
    8:55 pm CT || Speaks at a fundraiser; private residence, Chicago, Illinois

  113. May unemployment up to 8.2%.

  114. OMG — Unemployment Rate Rises To 8.2 Percent In May As Just 69,000 Jobs Added

  115. 69,000 is the shocking number.

  116. Revise from April:

    Update at 8:39 a.m. ET. Sharp Downward Revision Of April’s Gain:

    BLS initially thought payrolls grew by a net 115,000 jobs in April, but now says just 77,000 positions were added that month.

  117. Leon, everyone on the crew has to exercise 1.5 hours a day. They wear the hell out of the equipment in a hurry. There’s the Colbert treadmill, too. That was a PR save. They opened up the naming of Node 3 to the public, and Stephen Colbert had his fans stuff the ballot box. They were obviously not going to name the node Colbert (it’s Tranquility), but someone came up with Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill.

  118. Ari Fleischer: I bet the WH blames today’s rise in unemployment on Bush since he was at the WH yesterday…
    ……………..
    Today’s job numbers are brutal.

    I’ll NEVER celebrate bad jobs numbers, but I will acknowledge that these numbers are likely the stake in the heart of the Obama reelection campaign.

  119. In The Forgotten Man Amity Schlaes details the recession that occurred within the Great Depression.

    Welcome to the defining event of the decade. A completely foreseeable event, relived out of belligerent ignorance on the part of the same people that gave it to us last time. At least last time they had a better excuse, since no one had seen it before.

  120. Imus is off today. His show is so much better when he’s not on it.

  121. I’m not celebrating, because it totally sucks. I wonder if we can hold on until we get that tool out of office.

    But it is further proof that he is a SCOAMF, and that he ate a dog is rather meaningless, because he has no fucking clue and simply want to remain in power.

    Because he really sucks at this job.

  122. Cup of coffee…check.
    Cleared out home and work email from overnight…check
    Put up a poat over at XBrad’s…check
    Harassed my Hostages…check

    Work time. Y’all have a good day.

  123. Ha ha! Drudge is awesome. The banner headline is about 8.2 unemployment, with a photo of Obumbles pointing at President Bush. Drudge does more with clever proximity of news links and photos, than any 10 opinion journalists put together.

  124. Have a good one ROamy!

  125. I’m not celebrating either, I’m lamenting the frightening obedience to failed ideology that got us to this point, because it should have been obvious.

    Also, Obama ate a dog, people. That’s just not okay. He also lied about being a Kenyan when it was convenient. That’s downright un-American.

    You’re supposed to pretend to be Canadian when it’s convenient.

  126. So, green latern is the gay superhero?

    I’m gonna rush out and get my kids this when it comes “out”.

    It’s looks riveting.

  127. 69,000 is the shocking number.
    ————————————
    Holy shit. That’s worse than I believed it would be, and I’m pretty cynical.

  128. I know, MJ. I read some predictions yesterday, and I thought they were just hyper-partisan negative spinners.

    And, really – it’s not just the May numbers, but that April’s were revised down by so much.

  129. (via Geraghty) Wisconsin membership in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees-the state’s second-largest public-sector union after the National Education Association, which represents teachers-fell to 28,745 in February from 62,818 in March 2011

    Golly, when you don’t force collection of dues the members seem to want to opt out, huh?

  130. Work time.

  131. 69,000 is the shocking number.

    Yeah, and you know that’s the absolute best they could make the number look.

  132. This is awful. Any decent human being understands when they are WRONG, and changes course.

    That statement applies to Obama voters in 2008 and Obama’s team of fucktards that have their boot on the economy.

  133. What are you listening to lately, Car in? I need some new music and I don’t have much to go on since I don’t listen to the radio or go out much.

  134. I just saw that too, Dave. That’s a stunning number. Imagine the impact of applying that rule across all 57 states. 56 now that WI did it.

  135. WTF! Is Breitbart.com down?

  136. Good morning peeps.

  137. The confiscation of dues was always what the recall was about. Without coercive payments, the unions die.

  138. Worked fine for me, Tush.

  139. I need some new music and I don’t have much to go on since I don’t listen to the radio or go out much.

    I don’t have much new- the most recent album I purchased was Chevelle and that was months ago.

    If you’re interested in something different – Porcupine Tree is pretty cool. Total prog rock. Musicians rather than rockers. Imagine if Rush met Tool and someone else… mellower.

    Shimmy just recommended a band called “Quicksand” that sounds kind of interesting – heavier.

  140. Cool, thanks. What are some of your all time favorites? Don’t care what type, or what era…

  141. Of course, I pretty much listen to Tool/Radiohead/Queens of the Stone age in constant rotation, so perhaps I’m not the best to recommend music. Lol.

  142. Porcupine Tree has some mellow songs and some harder – their albums really varied.

    Slower – My ashes – LOVE this one. SMart Kid

    Harder – the Blind House, Open Car, Way Out of Here, Blackest Eyes

    One of my favorite songs – is a mini-song they do in their concept album “the Incident” called “Your Unpleasant Family”. It cracks me up.

  143. Oh, I just thought of who their third “parent” is. Who they kinda sound like.

    Don’t hate me. (looks around for Cyn)

    Pink. Floyd.

  144. Remember me Lover has some wonderful parts in it. There are songs that I’m not crazy about, but which have sections that are just so great I have to listen to them anyway.

  145. One of these days, I’m going to cut you into little pieces.

    Ahh, the soothing sounds of Pink Floyd.

    Are we going to talk about baseball now, too?

  146. Rise Against – “the Good Left Undone”

  147. Sonofabitch.

  148. *goes to look for Porcupine Tree

  149. One of these days, I’m going to cut you into little pieces.

    You’d have to catch me first.

  150. Taddy Porter – Shake me.

  151. System of a Down – Spiders

  152. Interpol – Always Malaise.

  153. Our lady Peace – Starseed

  154. Thousand Foot Krutch – Stranger

    Breaking Ben – Lights Out

  155. Oh, for fucks sake, can we get some recipes in here?

  156. Chevelle – Comfortable Liar, An Evening with El Diablo (nice running song- long and good pace)

  157. I don’t have any recipes, but I am making bread right now.

    DIdn’t you ever find that lotion, Xbrad? You seem cranky.

  158. Barry Manilow – When October Goes

    Wut?

  159. Last night I was reading that “they” thought the jobs number was going to be around 54,000 – somebody speculated that they tossed that number out there so that the real number would seem better by comparison.

    Either way, those are dismal numbers – especially since they revised April’s number down so much.

    Kinda makes you wonder what the REAL number is for May, given how much the revision for April was….

  160. That’s exactly why they tossed out that number.

    Let’s CELEBRATE. Number are up by 15,000 over expectations! WOW.

  161. I wonder what bullshit Beckel will come up with on The Five today when Bolling starts to beat him over the head with those numbers today.

  162. Barry Manilow – When October Goes
    ————————–
    Hey T, come sit over here for a second.

    *holds Teresa’s hand. Pats is a few times.

    Honey, we need to talk. It’s not me. It’s you.

  163. This is going to be the best summer of recovery ever!

  164. I wonder what bullshit Beckel will come up with on The Five today when Bolling starts to beat him over the head with those numbers today.

    *sets TiVo.

  165. Woo Hooo! Imma get my mortgage paid and free gas and a raise at work!!

  166. Free birth control!

  167. Hey T, come sit over here for a second.

    *holds Teresa’s hand. Pats is a few times.

    Honey, we need to talk. It’s not me. It’s you

    A gentle talk isn’t going to work. We need to tie her up and make her listen to Undertow. She may need something to bite-down on during “Prison Sex.”

  168. The Oceans are rising right now. And the world loves us. Especially the Polish folks.

    The Middle East is settling down into a peaceful, and democratic, region.

    Gosh. It’s almost as if everything is perfect.

  169. Welcome to the defining event of the decade. A completely foreseeable event, relived out of belligerent ignorance on the part of the same people that gave it to us last time. At least last time they had a better excuse, since no one had seen it before.

    Bullseye, Leon.

  170. g’morn!

    xbrad got quoted by Glenn Reynolds yesterday – under his meat name. Unless there’s more than one guy with xbrad’s meat name – which may be – but I’ve never encountered one.

  171. This is gonna end well – Venezuela Bans Private Gun Ownership:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18288430

    (You know Barky would if he could….)

  172. She may need something to bite-down on during “Prison Sex.”

    A bed-bug-infested pillow?
    (I hear it’s all the rage with inmates these days)

  173. resa in Fort Worth, TX on June 1, 2012 10:23 am

    This is gonna end well – Venezuela Bans Private Gun Ownership:

    Wow. Who could have seen THAT coming. They should be worried that they’ve taking this step too late.

  174. One of these days, I’m going to cut you into little pieces.

    OMG – J’Ames is that crazed gay porn star?

  175. Ahh, banning the guns. Always a fine step to take when you’re a dictator. Eliminates the competition.

  176. Hey, I’m not crazed.

    Wait…

  177. And why the hell does fecking Gmail accost me for my phone number every goddam time I log in? I’ve told those motherfuckers “NO!” every time they’ve asked me since they’ve implemented that goddam gui. I deserve a “Don’t ask me this dumbass fucking question again” option, or they deserve a captive bolt to the noggin.

    Ahhhhhhhh….. :-)

    Hi, everybody!!! :D

  178. Carin, do you like any music for any group the rest of us may have heard of?

  179. Y’all already had a fine discussion of the jobs sitch. Kudos.

  180. Jazz, when gmail asks, I just give them your number. Seems to work for me.

  181. I found a station on the radio last night playing some GREAT lounge jazz. I think I’ve found my new evening music companion.

  182. Hahahahah J’Ames!!!

    You bastard.

  183. Jazz, tell Gmail you want your money back.

  184. Obama killed Bin Laden.

    And by “Bin Laden” I mean “the US economy”.

  185. Carin, do you like any music for any group the rest of us may have heard of?

    FYNQ

  186. I’d like to enter pi or e or something for my phone number, but then they’d try to call me, I’m sure.

    Really, I hate giving Google any MORE info to aggregate about me. They already know what kind of porn I watch, where I buy my electronics, my favorite recipes, and who my friends are. I refuse to actively aid their profiling activities.

  187. If job creation, economic growth and the stock market continue on the path they’re currently on, Obama is going to lose all 57 states in November.

    Fucking egg-headed idiot douche.

  188. ROSETTA!!! How’s the spear-sucking biz these days? ;-) And Mrs. rosie and the bambino and Clyve or Clyde or Cloud or Clancy (you know, the dog)?

  189. You know what would be funny? If one of those driverless Google cars started tailing Jazz 24/7.

  190. I’ve heard most of Car in’s music. Shim, not so much.

  191. ROSETTA!!! How’s the spear-sucking biz these days? ;-) And Mrs. rosie and the bambino and Clyve or Clyde or Cloud or Clancy (you know, the dog)?

    Hello my friend! All is well in my world expect for the dumbfuck in the White House. And the dog’s name is Floyd you jackass.

    How’s the Life of Jazz?

  192. You know what would be funny if they did? They’d have a convoy with the FBI and the locals. It’d be like a LEO & Sympathizers Parade!

  193. Rosie, your reaction to my bungling of Floyd’s name inflamed my prostate, and I had to pee.

    My life? Getting exponentially better by the day. I’ve got two businesses I’m getting ready to open, both related to law. I’m having some fun with life. Now, I just need the ducats to start coming in…

  194. except

  195. I’m still persona non grata on twitter

  196. WAIT !!!! I HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED!!

    You can call me Twitter Lazarus.

  197. How the heck does one accrue followers while in timeout? I have more now than I had when I was ixnayed.

  198. g’morn, HS. How’s the global warming treating SE MI today? It’s 50 degrees F here on the west si-eeede.

  199. Chuck Schumer can DIAF:
    http://is.gd/ys7mS3

    I’m still so pissed about how Houston was treated, I could choke a bitch.

    Where’s Beasn – I might need her to “go Hulk” on somebody….

  200. How the heck does one accrue followers while in timeout? I have more now than I had when I was ixnayed.

    We told all the liberals that was the new “Free Mumia!” twitter site.

    You’re welcome.

  201. I had to shake my head at the reports of Aaron Worthing’s hearing the other day. I couldn’t believe (a) that he’d represent himself in such an incendiary matter, and (b) that he’d reveal that he was an ivy-league trained attorney to the court. Both seem patently foolish and fraught with myriad potential downsides.

  202. As I texted to my bride a little bit ago “Weather’s shitty.”

  203. Hi Jazz. It’s cold up here too.

  204. I read Aaron Worthing’s book before all this started. Insty mentioned it.

  205. TiFW, boy are the libs gonna be disappointed that I don’t give out free anything – Mumia, OJ, or even waffles.

  206. My life? Getting exponentially better by the day. I’ve got two businesses I’m getting ready to open, both related to law. I’m having some fun with life. Now, I just need the ducats to start coming in…

    That’s great about the new businesses. I anticipate much success for you.

    Did you name one of the businesses “Jazz’s House of Law” or “Law Depot”?

    What about “Law Goatse”?

  207. Law Solutions

  208. I read Aaron Worthing’s book before all this started.

    http://tinyurl.com/2cswc5a

  209. Law Pole.

  210. Kudos to the University of Texas (I’m an Aggie, but this is richly deserved):

    http://israelmatzav.blogspot.com/2012/06/lets-hear-it-for-university-of-texas.html

  211. Jazz Hole.

  212. A cookie you bastard???? You know I’m on a diet.

  213. I don’t care about summer temps, as long as we’re not going above the tree line and as long as crops grow.

    Say, Clinton demolished O’s attacks on Bain last night…. Anyone think it’s a passive-aggressive bit of payback? I’m thinking Clinton is being intentionally dickish – and, like Mickey D’s, I’m fecking lovin’ it.

  214. https://twitter.com/Mattison/status/208569860190519297

    Stupid, thy name is Liberal.

  215. Law Jizz™

  216. DING DING DING

    THE LAW TRUCK IS COMING! THE LAW TRUCK IS COMING!

    *grabs a handful of quarters and dimes and runs out the door*

  217. hey there, kiddies of the Korn.

    Here’s a pic of the recently released Bunny Raitt, in case anyone is interested.

    http://tinyurl.com/8y3ud9e

  218. Why is that little kid picking lice off of the SCOAMF’s scalp?

  219. Did you name one of the businesses “Jazz’s House of Law” or “Law Depot”?

    What about “Law Goatse”?

    Jazzy Juridical Consultants, LLC

    or
    Ass-po-tah-to Attorneys at Law, LLC

  220. Awww…Bunny Dennehy is cute.

  221. Awww – cute bunny!

  222. “Bunny Raitt” is a funny name for dinner.

  223. https://twitter.com/Mattison/status/208569860190519297

    Stupid, thy name is Liberal.

    It’s all so very simple Lauraw. A child could solve these problems.

  224. The Nutmeg State has jumped the shark (again):
    http://is.gd/1GwsYR

    Those eyes tell the whole story…..

  225. Jazz Hole.

    Hahahaha.

    Skid Mark Legal Briefs.

  226. The Nutmeg State has jumped the shark (again):

    Joe McCarthy wasn’t a total dickwad.

  227. Fuckem, Awl and Dye

  228. I think Laura and Hotspur are gonna hafta split the cost of a new monitor – you guys crack me up….. :P

    I’m off to the eye doctor – try not to break the Interwebz while I’m gone, m’kay?

  229. I need to get my tweet count up before I go fucking the the lefties again. I’m still raw from twitmo turpentine brazilian

  230. Let Me Put My Law Into You Babe.

  231. I use the same logic, lauraw, with the “quit smoking” campaigns waged by state gov’ts. Michigan is in dire financial straights. Some of its programs rely heavily on cigarette taxes for funding, yet the state propagates these “quit-smoking” initiatives that inevitably result in decreased revenues when the programs are successful – and then the state bitches that it has no money and that cigarette taxes have to go up, which dissuades smokers from buying smokes which reduces tax revenues…..

    Fucking morons. Let people be free; let them smoke. They’ll be happier, and the coffers will be fuller.GAH

  232. Law Bitch

  233. The Nutmeg State has jumped the shark (again):

    Last time around, we elected to the Senate a corrupt, scumbag, self-aggrandizing POS who lied about being a Vietnam vet .

    This time, we’re gonna put a guy whom the FBI now knows was dealing with dirty campaign donations, as evidenced by the recent arrest of his campaign finance manager, in flagrant violation of almost every single law on the books, just because he’s a Dem. http://tinyurl.com/btumm3p

    Our new slogan: “Connecticut – And you thought Massachusetts was a corrupt shithole of a state? You ain’t seen nothing yet!”

  234. what’s your twitface, jazz?

  235. …coffers… You misspelled it.

  236. Is there really any money in gay divorce law?

  237. BTW, rosie, in the midst of mocking me, you actually said something that I very much appreciate – “I anticipate much success for you.” Fear of failure has been holding me back. I will not fail, though. I just needed to get my mind right. ;-)

  238. The Law Offices of “How Much You Got in Your Wallet Right Now?”

  239. And, if it sounds like I don’t appreciate the mockery, that is a misconception, also.

  240. gay divorce law? I don’t touch family law. Verboten. Same with ambulance chasing. And debt collection. And crim law. Don’t do any of it. I do strictly civil stuff, probate, small biz, and property.

  241. My twit handle is gadsdenjazz

  242. And, if it sounds like I don’t appreciate the mcockery, that is a misconception, also.

    fixt

  243. BTW, rosie, in the midst of mocking me, you actually said something that I very much appreciate – “I anticipate much success for you.” Fear of failure has been holding me back. I will not fail, though. I just needed to get my mind right. ;-)

    Failure is not an option.

  244. My twit handle is gadsdenjazz Ben Dover

  245. Now that’s what I’m talking about, HS. Boy, I missed the love. ;-)

  246. Total tool:
    Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias

    Impressed by conservatives ability to pretend to believe that Obama is 100% responsible for events 1.5 years into divided government.

  247. I see Matty hasn’t gotten any smarter, or less partisan.

  248. Law Van.

    http://tinyurl.com/3bon5vt

  249. Total tool:
    Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias

    Impressed by conservatives ability to pretend to believe that Obama is 100% responsible for events 1.5 years into divided government.

    Didn’t Bush have to deal with a Congress totally controlled by the Dems for his last two years, yet he seemed to be able to get things done?

  250. The Law Offices of Findem, Fuckem and Forgetem.

  251. Actually, wasn’t that the beginning of the problem, wiser?

  252. My buddy the genius cryptologist (he was an NSA cipher guy) and code monkey keeps pimping me on twitter as “far right.” Ex: http://tinyurl.com/787c534 Dude makes me laugh. Except he’s right. ;-)

  253. I just read all of the comments at lefty sites. Only the hackiest of hacks are pretending that this isn’t Obummer’s fault. Most statements like Matt Y’s are being met with the recognition that maybe, just maybe, Obama should have focused the laser just a wee bit more.

  254. Oh – and if you like Sherlock Holmes stories, go buy “The Aristotelian” at Amazon for under a buck. It’s a pretty good story.

  255. My disdain for lefties grows daily. If the “Logan’s Run” solution were available for their problem., I’d go all Joe McCarthy II on them.

  256. Heh, I should make my Liberals twitter list public. It’s a hoot.

  257. Well, that didn’t take long.
    Went out to the garage, turned the key in the ignition, and…..

    Nothing.

    Sucker is dead as dead can be.
    Pining for the fjords, she is.

    *calls Mr. TiFW, asks if he left the lights on the last time he drove the van*

  258. I really wanted to take Lee Stranahan’s video course that started a couple of weeks ago.

  259. Sounds like someone needs a battery …

  260. James Taranto is a dick to lefties. I love him.

  261. Dave Burge notes the upswing in manufacturing: http://tinyurl.com/7lxquvr

  262. Jobs report negatively impacts Obama’s Intrade contracts. http://tinyurl.com/86v9xow

  263. “Impressed by conservatives ability to pretend to believe that Obama is 100% responsible for events 1.5 years into divided government.”

    That and ITS BUSH’S FAULT.

  264. Now that the Green Lantern is gay, the focus of his work has changed to fashion emergencies.

  265. Not content with usurping responsibility for bin Laden’s death, Obama now claims he killed Iran. http://tinyurl.com/czxkac6

  266. Now that the Green Lantern is gay, the focus of his work has changed to fashion emergencies.

    “Yellow? Oh honey, NO one looks good in yellow!” – Teal Lantern

  267. From comments over at White House Dossier –

    here is May’s and YTD costs of travel for Obama on AF1.

    May total miles = 14,939 domestic 14,000 international (Afghanistan trip)
    May operating cost of AF1= (28,939/550 avg. air speed of AF1) * $181,757 p/hr for A1 = $9,563,392 (approx.)

    YTD miles: 50,035 domestic 31,120 international = 81,155 miles
    YTD cost of AF1: (81,155 miles/550 mph) * $181,757 p/hr for AF1 = $26,819,072 (approx.)

    This is calculated from major airport to major airport, and does NOT include any other support aircraft, ground travel or any other travel related costs, just the approximate operating costs of AF1.

    This commenter does it every month.

  268. Teal Lantern????? Hahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  269. Haha, Jazz, now it’s Barack Obama, Programmer Extraordinaire!

    Taking credit for Stuxnet, huh?

  270. The report confirms the suspicions of computer security experts who detected and forensically examined Stuxnet in 2010. They reasoned that the technical expertise and human intelligence sources needed to create and deliver what was described as the “world’s first cyberweapon” pointed to a joint operation by American and Israeli agencies.

    Yea, I’ll go with Israel. US under obama? not so much.

  271. “Does this ring make my hips look fat?” – Teal Lantern

  272. “Doncha hate when your five-o-clock manscaping shadow snags your unitard?” – Teal Lantern

  273. “The Nutmeg State has jumped the shark (again):”

    That’s just a warm up TiFW. We don’t want to pull anything when we get to the big spending.

  274. Vodakpundit’s open letter to PBO http://tinyurl.com/7aaut5j

  275. “In brightest spandex, in blackest light,
    No dance club shall escape my sight
    Let those who worship my gluteous might,
    Come party with me, Teal Lantern’s gonna be out all night!!! ”

    – Teal Lantern

  276. Hugh Hewitt on Team Romney invading Obama’s OODA loop: http://tinyurl.com/7krrpx4

    It’s clever and good.

  277. Size 8? I don’t think so .

  278. “In brightest spandex, in blackest light,
    No dance club shall escape my sight
    Let those who worship my gluteous might,
    Come party with me, Teal Lantern’s gonna be out all night!!!
    Rest assured: My sphincter’s tight! ”

    – Teal Lantern

  279. Size 8? I don’t think so .

    I think we have just found the first mission for the newly outed Teal Lantern!

    That should keep him busy for a while.

  280. Hey, it was a first draft.

    Interesting that you went there so quickly though….

  281. Awww fudge. Nevermind. I can’t go back and edit my comment, either, so you’re stuck with it. But the edit was funny.

    Hey – guess who got omitted from the Stuxnet story? http://tinyurl.com/83gfulh

  282. You’re welcome.

  283. Good morning, boob anticipaters.

  284. Interesting that you went there so quickly though…

    Spandex is practically an engraved invitation to buttlove. Your lack of culture is showing.

  285. Your lack of culture is showing.

    See, I would have assumed Teal Lantern was a pitcher, not a catcher.

    He’s been so butch for so long.

  286. Today is Andy Griffith’s birthday. Commie bastard.

  287. Someone who has more time than I do would probably have fun with a Teal Lantern twitter account

  288. Spandex is practically an engraved invitation to buttlove.

    Huh. I thought that was leather chaps.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg

  289. Teal Lantern plays all position – except the fuzzy dugout.

  290. Only if they’re ass less.

  291. Someone who has more time than I do would probably have fun with a Teal Lantern twitter account

    The dead don’t twitter – at least dead conservatives.

  292. OK – off to do stuff. Be back later!

  293. I’m astonished at the Polish death camps kerfuffle.

    It’s one thing to misspeak. It happens. W was good for mangling words.

    But to not immediately make a statement rectifying the situation is unfathomable. How hard would it be to note that the Poles were the first victims of Nazi aggression, had hundreds of thousands of their citizens shipped off to the camps, and struggled mightily for freedom from the oppression of the Nazis and later the Communists? He could have turned a stupid, but very minor, mistake into an affirmation of how much the US can admire the Polish people.

    Instead, he can’t apologize for anything unless he can blame it on someone else.

  294. And then he won’t let Lech Walesa in the White House for the Medal Of Freedom ceremony, saying he’s “too political”.

    No wonder the Poles don’t care for him.

  295. How hard would it be to note that the Poles were the first victims of Nazi aggression, had hundreds of thousands of their citizens shipped off to the camps, and struggled mightily for freedom from the oppression of the Nazis and later the Communists?

    Ahem.

  296. No wonder the Poles don’t care for him think he’s a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

  297. And Obama ate a dog.

  298. He should have tried the Polish sausage instead.

  299. A fuckin’ dog, I tell ya.

  300. “He hates these cans Poles!”

  301. Sounds like someone needs a battery …

    ISWYDT…. :P

  302. xbrad, did you see Glen Reynolds mentioned you by name yesterday? I mean, real name – not “xbradtc”

  303. Stripper Poles hate Obama now….

  304. FUCK BAD EARS!!!

  305. Where’s the boobs? There’s supposed to be boobs…….
    *plots overthrow of federal government violent rampage cannibalistic facebum attack quickest route to donut store because of the lack of boobs at H2.

  306. I did, Jazz. I even linked the Instamention here.

  307. That’s the third or fourth time he’s mentioned me, and I’ve had two Instalanches at my blog.

  308. I didn’t know your secret identity had been compromised, xbrad. You may as well break out the unitard now.

  309. I must say, Fauxcahontas’ flame-out is captivating

  310. *shoots Rich in face with cannon filled with fake boobs*

  311. There seems to be a NEW POST with very, very large tits.

  312. Whaaaaa??? I want a secret identity too!!! Why is Xbad so special?

    Maaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeeeee!11!!11!!11!1


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