Hello Deer Friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model is from Jolly Olde England, born January 14th, 1990, she stars with her prettier sister in some reality show or something over there.  At 30H-24-32, 5’4″ and 119lbs, please welcome Miss Billie Faiers!

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Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.


God I love that song.

Me:  Big boat deluxe,  big boat denied

Google Play:  Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z:  Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics:  Big boat deloves, big boat denies


Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale.  Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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Let’s all think warm thoughts

So, Super Bowl is over and the rest of the winter lies ahead. It’s been a comparatively mild season so far but I’m not letting my guard down yet. I’m not into fake tanning and hate to fly so a tropical vacation isn’t happening. To stay warm I stoke the wood stove, wear a thick hoodie, drink hot tea and eat hot food. This year I’ll try to plant some hot peppers. My timing was off last year and we were back and forth to camp before I potted them. And they died…sad face. Now for some things that make me think of warmer weather.

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Topical poat

The following images are for topical use only.
Bonus music that just about everyone here will hate!!!
I’ve probably seen this band live more times than any other act, and they kick ass. Talk amongst yourselves in the comments about who opened for them back in ’99.

Big Boob Friday

Happy Friday bitchfaces!! Buffalone, or whatever his name is, decided that he’d rather sit in the corner by himself than join us for Boobapalooza. What a dick.


I wrote this song for Pupster before he fell off the face of the earth. Word on the street is that he picked up a pretty serious case of rabies and had to be put down. And by put down, I mean we banned him. True story.



Today’s model is a squealtress working just outside of Hollywood, but was originally created in Nova Scotia, Canadaland. Her 20, soon to look 35 year old vag is connected to 117 pounds of other stuff. Above her paycheck slot sits an impressive 32D rack. Your’re welcome.


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Extreme Radical Amishism on the Rise?

I think this pretty much sums it up for me.


The one question I have for the Islamists that think it’s ok to kill for being offended is: Why can’t the almighty Allah and Mohammed defend themselves? Isn’t it safe to assume that if these two pervs could smite the offenders with their super smiting powers? If the Allah is so Akbar why the touchy feelies? They are gods, non? Or is it more appropriate for a latent homosexual pedo-death cult to be commanded by a magical text spoken to an illiterate, pedophile, latent homosexual warlord some 1400 years ago?

Grow up, Islamofascists. Your faggods can defend themselves.