Crappy Candy Cornucopia

October. Most normal kids are preoccupied with what “they will be” for Halloween. For other kids, it’s Halloween every day, so, no big deal. Boof. My teen step-son is delighted with volunteering at a local haunted house thing which is kind of a big deal around here. Fright At The Fort is held at Fort Knox (not that one).

This year it’s a Stephen King theme. Say what you want about his politics and desperate need for an editor but the guy has written some classic horror novels. Anyway, he’s in the Children Of The Corn part of the tour.

He’s pretty funny with his assessment of the crowd. As the evening wears on the attendees grow older, drunker and higher on marijuana. Some of the drunken idiots don’t take kindly to screaming like a schoolgirl in front of their dates. Every part of the exhibit has adult bouncers in it thankfully.

Gummy Stuff

Weekend Meme

Four Seasons Converge

This time of year the worlds of football, baseball, basketball and hockey all meet and compete for our attention. There’s probably some golf, tennis and WNBA going on somewhere but, really, no one really knows. The A’s – Yankees AL Wild Card game is on in the background. One game to determine who faces the Red Sox. It’s been a good year to watch the Sox with all their winning. Despite that they have heartbreak written all over them. Their bullpen sucks and I’m guessing they’ll go home early. Alright, enough sports. Let’s turn to funny animals.

Tuesday Meme

Get better Jam Puppy!

 

The Town

Stupid Or Skilled?

You may call it a unique talent but it’s all but guaranteed that somebody somewhere thinks it’s a waste of time and effort. Don’t listen to the haters, embrace your special purpose.

Shave Your Balls Tuesday

So we learned over the weekend that j’bro has a collection of various styles of razors for manscaping.

And that Roamy was the instigator.

 

Travel Tuesday

So far the outer banks itinerary has been nice. The rain has been impressive. We spent Monday driving around on the beach and trying not to mow people over or hit any of marezee-dotes cousins.

There’s a population of wild horses.

Guess which one is Mare –

These beasts have free reign of the joint. Not sure how many there are in total but there are tours dedicated to looking at them.

A few vehicles got stuck on the beach (rain and tide related) and some cranky old dude was driving around in a very large tow truck charging $500 per hook up….

He evidently lectures you about driving on the beach as part of the service. For five hundred each, he should have had a smile on his face.

BBF

Hello obstacles and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

I couldn’t decide between these two songs.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born March 22, 1991 in Daytona Beach, Florida.  She stands 5’5″, 36F-24-38 and 114 lbs.  Please pull over and have a chat with Miss Haley Cummings.