Somebody Stop Meme

 

Let My Meme Open The Door

You didn’t think you were getting a normal version, did you? Silly H2.

Quiz on Candidate (and relatives) Nicknames:

Communist curmudgeon

Gropey Joe

$50,000 a month stripper impregnator

Heap Big Hack

the Hero of Kandahar

Moses of the Midwest

looks like a disgruntled koala

(inspired by Kurt Schlichter’s Townhall column)

Welcome to MMXX

Oso mentioned Peter Hurd paintings the other day and I checked him out. Interesting guy who moved to New Mexico and painted the shit out of it. Ever since Mr Chumpo got busy with other stuff and left a giant art-shaped hole in our blog I’ve missed our art posts. AoS and the WSJ have occasional art posts where the painting is discussed in terms of the painter, the times and the symbolism involved with it. I never had to take an art appreciation class in college so a lot of this stuff is over my head. For the most part I know what I like but when I take the time to read about a particular painting or other artwork I often appreciate it far more than I realized on first glance.

Bone Eating Snot Flower et al

These lovely worms make a living on dead whales.

Auld Lang Meme

Oh you knew the song already?

New Tuesday thing. Pun of the day. I have to share all the puns from Punderdome, given to me by a very thoughtful Hostage.

Why were two kids fighting at the prom? (answer later!)

2019 Big Boob Championship

Hello, and welcome to the 2019 Big Boob Friday Championship.

 

 

 

Boxing Day

Stomp me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Carin’s cool gift:

 

Christmas Sunset at Lapeer Creek last night – pink ice:

 

 

Commence Countdown

One week till Boxing Day … yahoo! I hope everyone has all their Christmas shopping done by now or, if not, a high speed internet connection and a ready list of merchants to purchase e-gift cards from. In the spirit of Christmas Double Entendres I give you a Fantastic Carol*

*(Pretty sure that’s what the high school hockey team called your mom)

Come Back!

Don’t be alarmed, it’s the name of the song for today.

Winter Wonderland

Yes, snow sucks for anyone past high school age. When you were a kid and woke up to snow falling there was a chance of either no school or you had been kidnapped and taken to Siberia by Russian Eskimo Ninjas. Nowadays with all the global warming crap out there the Siberians are more likely to be injured by falling coconuts than hoarfrost. Anyway, thinking about the run up to Christmas from a childlike perspective, it was critically important that there be snow on the ground for Santa’s sleigh. Those poor bastards in SoCal and Florida made the reindeer drag the sled on asphalt roads which really slowed Saint Nick down (#Santa’s Ragnar).

One of my favorite Christmas songs. Shane MacGowan has cleaned up (I think), got a dental rehab and dentures and still performs. Sadly Kirsty MacColl died in an accident. The lyrics are mostly unintelligible without the prompts at least for me. Anyway, I like how the Spirit of Christmas shines through the obvious misery of the singers which is my interpretation of the song.