In honor of the year’s current best movie, Nobody, I give you Pat Benatar. Trust me, you want to see this in the movie. I LOLd.
A bit excessive, but glorious. Christopher Lloyd is a treasure.

In honor of the year’s current best movie, Nobody, I give you Pat Benatar. Trust me, you want to see this in the movie. I LOLd.
A bit excessive, but glorious. Christopher Lloyd is a treasure.
April 13, 2021
Categories: Bugout Jelly, Crime and Punishment, Heavy Metal Thunder, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years. . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 167 Comments
You know what I find really odd about the Stacey Abrams phenomenon? Nothing. I find nothing odd or interesting about it.
She’s a person that claimed, without evidence, that she won the 2018 gubernatorial election in Georgia and along with her media allies, spread the claim far and wide in the run up to the 2020 presidential election.
They lied repeatedly for political gain and no one cared. I did a bit of research about her claim and only USA Today had the courage to run a fact check rating the claim ‘partly false’. They were so brave that they fact checked an anonymous Twitter account and made sure that even though there was actually no evidence of fraud or cheating in 2018 and that she’s been lying for 2 years about it, to give her a 500 word tongue bath for registering 800K new voters. As if that matters. Something is true or not. It isn’t ‘partly false’ because you go girl! or whatever. It’s either a lie or it isn’t.
The sad reality is that her story is totally normal now. She’s a loser that lies without hesitation because she can. Everyone around her lies to keep the lie rolling, and normal people that question the lie are called out for not lying enough or squinting hard enough to see that the lie is ok because she’s…you know. And you have to treat…you know…people differently because those other people that treat…you know people equally are probably racist.
The same narrative is used for almost everything now. It’s all the same. It’s all lies. Happy Monday!
December 14, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, flick it good, Floppy Disk, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Not Enough Categories ffs, Not in the mood for a funny poat, Pleurisy, police involvement, Snake, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Suck It., This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is a Category, This is a Tag..a Category..see?, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: MJ . Comments: 149 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Yeah, you probably saw that one coming.
September 3, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, cheese, crisp bills, Douche-bagger, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fuck you, Granny Clinton, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, lying phquer, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Not Boobs, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Sandra Fluke, Steamed Lobster, taste the rainbow, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., tubgirl, Where's MJ?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 83 Comments
I know you are still recovering from my BBF poat of several years ago, but you didn’t revoke my keys to the blahg so I live for another day.
I’m not doing your usual Titsianna Gigglioni, bed dusting, veiny tits, stretch marks model. Instead Ima put you guys some knowledge.
First of all on this day in history:
1242 – Russian troops repelled an invasion attempt by the Teutonic Knights.Â
1614 – American Indian Pocahontas married English colonist John Rolfe in Virginia.Â
1621 – The Mayflower sailed from Plymouth, MA, on a return trip to England. Â
1792 – U.S. President George Washington cast the first presidential veto. The measure was for apportioning representatives among the states.Â
1843 – Queen Victoria proclaimed Hong Kong to be a British crown colony.Â
1887 – Anne Sullivan taught Helen Keller the meaning of the word “water” as spelled out in the manual alphabet.Â
1895 – Playwright Oscar Wilde lost his criminal libel case against the Marquess of Queensberry. Wilde had been accused of homosexual practices.Â
1908 – The Japanese Army reached the Yalu River as the Russians retreated.Â
1923 – Firestone Tire and Rubber Company began the first regular production of balloon tires.Â
1930 – Mahatma Ghandi defied British law by making salt in India.Â
1941 – German commandos secured docks along the Danube River in preparation for Germany’s invasion of the Balkans.Â
1951 – Americans Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were sentenced to death for committing espionage for the Soviet Union.Â
1953 – Jomo Kenyatta was convicted and sentenced to 7 years in prison for orchestrating the Mau-Mau rebellion in Kenya.Â
1955 – Winston Churchill resigned as British prime minister.Â
1984 – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Los Angeles Lakers) became the all-time NBA regular season scoring leader when he broke Wilt Chamberlain’s record of 31,419 career points.Â
1985 – John McEnroe said “any man can beat any woman at any sport, especially tennis.”Â
1989 – In Poland, accords were signed between Solidarity and the government that set free elections for June 1989. The eight-year ban on Solidarity was also set to be lifted.Â
1999 – In Laramie, WY, Russell Henderson pled guilty to kidnapping and felony murder in the death of Matthew Shepard.Â
2004 – Near Mexico City’s international airport, lightning struck the jet Mexican President Vicente Fox was on.Â
2009 – North Korea launched the Kwangmyongsong-2 rocket, prompting an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council.Â
April 5, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, bacon, BBF, bbq, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, Dang. I mean...dang., Don't Make Me Kill You, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fourth Grade, Happy B-Day Michael, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, just the D…, Knockers, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, Like you know how to read., new post, Old Person, POON!, racist, rhymes with "your mom", Rosetta Likes This, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Sodium Chloride Fornication, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., TITS, Trump's Fault, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: Hotspur . Comments: 58 Comments
So Spring is finally here I think. I saw a dead woodchuck on the side of the road, the robins are chirping in the back yard, and i saw an eagle flying around with a large bunch of nesting material or a small child not sure which – maybe both; so Spring.
March 19, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, asshat anonymous, Beaver Button, Caffeine, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Floppy Disk, Holidays, Jeebus, Moist, Pants Up, Don't Loot, rhymes with "your mom", This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: bestiality, ducks, Michelle Obama's tone arms, shut your whore mouth, xbrad thinks susan estridge is hot . Author: jam2 . Comments: 115 Comments
And historical ignorance abounds. I tried to watch the Netflix Castlevania cartoon over the weekend and made it less than 4 minutes before thumbing it down. Well-drawn, but utter garbage for writing. For those who never played the games, Castlevania was about various members of the Belmont family fighting Dracula and his offshoots and allies at various points in late Medieval and early Renaissance history. Men (white men!), faithful to God (going to church for restoration and items like holy water occurs in the early games), fighting a satanic, evil immortal being.
First scene of this shit is – in 1455 AD, we’re told – a Strong Independent Womantm marching past acres of impaled human bodies to Dracula’s castle. She bravely enters and proceeds to… scold Dracula about being such a naughty person, then ask him to teach her his super-science so she can become a doctor. A real doctor, not some cunning woman with poultices and boiling nettles. Dracula (who is basically Disney’s Beast in terms of visible menace) tells her that he likes her spirit and then agrees to do as she asks. The next scene is 1475 AD, where Lisa (aforementioned aspiring doctor) is being burned at the stake for witchcraft by a group of evil-looking priests, one of whom is a bishop. The discussion they have while she burns explicitly conflates science and witchcraft, and the bishop gives one of the priests who says he’s been studying a bit of chemistry (“just a study, to better understand our enemies”) a sidelong glance of the “you might be next at the stake” sort. I bailed. WTF? The only thing they got right was that everyone at least appeared to be European, and hey, nice shout-out with the “AD”. Let’s completely ignore that the university system (invented by the Church for the advancement of Man) has existed for almost 500 years already, and the University of Paris was founded in 1045 AD with Medicine as one of it’s 4 foundational fields of inquiry. I just want to punch a lot of retards in the face. Must be Monday.
Her outfit is falling apart, someone help!
August 7, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, barely passable trannies, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, democrats, illuminati, It must be true!, libtards, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, pron, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, stupid fucking hippies, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 120 Comments
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Interesting that this is the 200th poat titled HHD. Pretty sure they aren’t all mine, but then I’ve used the Olympic titles recently instead of just plain HHD. Anyway…
I’m watching “Captain America: Winter Soldier” while putting this together, so we have to start off with Chris Evans.
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September 7, 2016
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Caffeine, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 154 Comments
Herro. I’m speaking Chinese now and going to meet our new overlords next month. I’m going to bring a picture of Wiser and me and tell everyone that I know Bill Clinton. I’m also going to eat lizard dusted pig face with a light, foamy spider leg reduction with a big bottle of grapefruit Shasta. It’s what they like, according to a book I’ve been reading about Chinese culture, “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”
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I wrote this song for Victoria LeGrand a few years ago during a drug fueled… You know I’m going to admit something here; I didn’t really write all of the songs that I’ve claimed to. But this isn’t like the time I posted a super hot trans dude and fooled you idiots into thinking he was a girl. These lies were for the simple pleasure of making you weirdos lust after she cock. No wait…that was still the tranny. These lies were about artistic expression. Big titties and veiny wiener art. Nope, still tranny. Welp, looking back on all of my lies, I guess I’m just a liar. A Brazilian barely legal butt licking frottage obsessed liar.
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Today’s model does not have a penis, does not top, and will not slap you in the face with her girl meat if you’re into that sort of thing. I swear to god with my hand on a stack of giant, lady boner bibles that Ann Denise does not have a ding-a-ling. Swearsies.
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June 5, 2015
Categories: #hashtag, ann coulter, BADASSDOM, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, beefcake, Blue Man Group, Booze, Bunker Pants!, cat blogging, Cheedy, Chocolate, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Drinking heavily, Drugs, fuck you, fucking genius, goatse, I'm 7 Indians, Le Luc Long, peanut, rhymes with "your mom", supersonic faggotronic, The Religion of Peace, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., truther, TurtleFacePlant, walnut, whatever, wisermeany, YOU WISH, You're a TOTAL douche, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 255 Comments
Hey there everyone. I think you all know what’s going to happen here today. First, let me just say that it’s snowing like a mother fucker her in Denver and I might not get to go home. Shut up wiser. Yes I know it snowed a lot in those places where stupid people live, but it’s snowing here. On me. It’s serious. I blame mare which means….ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I tried to find sexy pictures of Meghan McCain but it appears she’s just too fat for it. Consider yourselves lucky that you didn’t have to peer at the fat boobed bishface this afternoon. In her place, I give you the medium boobed Hunter Leigh!!!!one!!!!!!one!!!!!! Could you put your gentlemans sausage between her mammary glands? Yes. Would you lose your gentlemans sausage between her mammary glands? No. I blame no one because if you tried you’re a winner.
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April 17, 2015
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, Barack Obama, BBF, Booze, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Chubs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Douche-bagger, ember shoes, fuck you, Fucking Wagon, goatse, Happy, Heavy Metal Thunder, Help me Regis, I'm 7 Indians, I'm gonna need new batteries, Lesbians, Man-lesbians, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Music Classics, Nate Silver, No Drama, redhead, Ronaldus Maximus, Sandra Fluke, The Cat's Pajamas, The More You Know, Things that really matter, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, Your mom likes this, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: MJ . Comments: 265 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.