Big Boob Friday

Hi. First, I’d like to apologize for last week’s catastrophe…Roamy is very sorry that she pushed down a beautiful creature like Carmen with that hag Erica Campbell.

*ducks rotten tomatoes, laser beams, flaming dog crap, and a smoked ham bone.

Ok, you’ve made your point. I promise that won’t happen again until next year. Now! I wrote this song for all of you because I don’t pray, but I really like music and I love you all tremendously. I wish nothing but the best for you this Christmas season, but more than anything I hope that you are safe, healthy, and enjoy one another’s company.

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Holly Peers needs no introduction. She’s been kind enough to swing from my hard drive to this POS blog before, but in case you’ve forgotten her vital talents they are this: She stands about yea tall (holds hand waaaaaay overhead), weighs about this much (draws picture of Carmen’s big toe) and has boobies like so (strikes Atlas pose). Hoo boy. She seems nice.

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Well … we’re still waiting Asswipe.

HHD

Good morning and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

ICYMI, a nice video of hawt shirtless Army guys and a few Miami Dolphin cheerleaders. (Thanks, XBrad.)

Yeah, baby, bring me that coffee right NAO.

It’s Deer Season!

Sunday hunting was legalized last year for archery only.

Monday’s Muscular Motivation

Greetings and salutations, all. Monday has returned, and with it, tidings of great joy. Okay, maybe not great joy, but at least a little joy. Another week behind us, endless possibilities before us.

We’re gonna whoop some ass this week. Talk about weather, post recipes, bitch about MJ posting farm animals. It’s gonna be sweet. I hope you’ll all come along for the ride with me, and de-lurk if you’re lurking.

Lolo Jones.

Pleasingly Plump

I’m not going to name names, but a certain someone should take note.

GOOD:

Nailed it

BBF re-run

Because I’m too lazy to look up a new model, and you gotta admit Erica Campbell is better than the turkey I just pushed down.

Big Boob Friday™

Here piggy, piggy. Time for BBF!!!!

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I sincerely hope that everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I read about half of the comments, and then started skimming, but it looks like no one stabbed anybody else with a serving fork. That’s probably a good  thing.

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Rosetta forwarded this song to me via the email/internet system. You should memorize the lyrics and sing it to your kids when you tuck them in bed at night. It’s so goddamn sweet, but NSFW.

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Today’s model is a veteran of the ass for cash industry. She does not discriminate as to the gender or race of her many, many suitors, nor does she particularly care what theses ladies and/or gentlemen do to her. Careful study and thought has led me to believe that she is only in it for the money, although she dutifully memorizes her lines and always wears a smashing wig. Please welcome Carmen Hayes!11!!!!!!1

new poat to hold this place together until BBF

Don’t worry, I brought some content. I may have posted these before.