Worst Disney Movie Titles

Three Boob Friday

Today is the first time in the long history of Big Boob Friday that I forgot it was Big Boob Friday.  Knew it was Friday.  Forgot about Big Boob Friday.

In my defense, I’ve been partying all week and trying to squeeze some productive work in between the tequila shots and the dry heaves.  My birthday was Tuesday and Mrs Rosetta’s was yesterday so it’s been celebratory chaos and carnage.

Did you know that hangovers make the Black Baby Jesus cry?

In honor of the return of Wickedfuckingpinto here’s a song called “As I Watch the Sun Fuck the Ocean” by Boy Hits Car.  It’s kinda aggressive so punch the nearest human as you listen.

I went to the vault for today’s picture because I can’t focus enough to search the innernettubes.  Please make me a caipirinha and then give a warm round of applause for your BBF model for today, Friday, June 20th, 2008, Penny Jeffottoman.

On this day in 2008, a collective of idiots came up with a list of the Worst Disney Movie Titles.  Like “The Lying King”, “Cinderfella” and “Three Men and a Goat”.

Cheers everyone and I hope you have a fantastic weekend!!

June 20, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Ambrosia, Dang!, Not Cool!, Tards, boobs, booze, man-lesbians, mesadick . . Author: Rosetta

414 Comments

  1. Comment by pajama momma on June 20, 2008 3:03 pm

    Snow White and the Seven Dildos

  2. Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 3:04 pm

    UMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  3. Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 3:05 pm

    mine are bigger

  4. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:10 pm

    UMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Hahahahahahaha!!

  5. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:11 pm

    Bambitch

  6. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:13 pm

    Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins

  7. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:14 pm

    The Little Spermaid

  8. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:16 pm

    *in return for sohos incredible patience, waiting as long as she did today in order to provide her own special touch to this unique BBF post, wiserbud tosses her a couple of 3 dollar bills with a quick little wink and a “hey, keep the change, baby.”

  9. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:16 pm

    The Little Spermaid

    Hahahahaha.

  10. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:17 pm

    Puff the Killing Dragon

  11. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:17 pm

    Skindefella

  12. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:17 pm

    Mary’s Poppin’

  13. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:18 pm

    Abbadon

  14. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:19 pm

    The Computer Fucked Your Sister

  15. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:19 pm

    Abbadon

    Hahahaha. You love him.

  16. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:20 pm

    A Lad In

  17. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:20 pm

    Fucktasia.

    Wait, are we going for “worst” as in “ewww, porno/creepy!” or “worst” as in “ewww, that attempt at humor was a complete and utter failure!”? Can I win both?

  18. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:20 pm

    Lady and the Tramp Stamp

  19. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:21 pm

    The Jungle Hooker

  20. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:21 pm

    Poke a Hot Ass

  21. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:21 pm

    Mulan Rouge

  22. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:22 pm

    Sinderella

  23. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:22 pm

    Alice in Auschwitz

  24. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:23 pm

    101 Dalmations: The Gang Bang

  25. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:23 pm

    The Many Adventures of Winnie and his Poo

  26. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:23 pm

    Peter Poon

  27. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:24 pm

    Fist-fucking Beauty

  28. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:24 pm

    Libido & Stitch

  29. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:24 pm

    The AristoCrabs

  30. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:25 pm

    Toy Story

  31. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:26 pm

    High School Musical 3: When Pedophiles Attack

  32. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:26 pm

    Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Tainted Sperm

  33. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:27 pm

    The Line King: Tony Montana Edition

  34. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:27 pm

    Caligula

  35. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:27 pm

    Holes 2: Daddy’s Fingers to the Rescue

  36. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:27 pm

    Dumbitch

  37. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:28 pm

    Finding Homo

  38. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:28 pm

    Monster’s Sphincter

  39. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:29 pm

    The Emperor’s New Whores

  40. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:29 pm

    I have a feeling that “Daddy’s Fingers” is going to make many appearances.

  41. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:29 pm

    A Slug’s Life

  42. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:29 pm

    Monsters, Sphinc.

  43. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:30 pm

    The Loin King

  44. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:30 pm

    I have a feeling that “Daddy’s Fingers” is going to make many appearances.

    I just wanted to be first.

    FIRST!!!

  45. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:30 pm

    Toy Story 6: Sybian

  46. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:30 pm

    Tran (okay, blatant steal, but what the fuck.)

  47. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:30 pm

    Scatatouille

  48. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:31 pm

    I can’t wait for Penny to show up. He loves this shit.

  49. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:31 pm

    Syphilis: The Love Bug

  50. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:31 pm

    Dong of the South

  51. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:31 pm

    I can’t wait for Penny to show up. He loves this shit.

    Should keep him busy all weekend.

  52. Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 3:31 pm

    Beauty and the Beastiality.

  53. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:32 pm

    Old Yeller Discharge

  54. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:32 pm

    Alice in Sado-Masochism Land

  55. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:33 pm

    Old Yeller 2: Fücking Zombie

  56. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:33 pm

    Bedknobs and Broomsticks 2: Little Susie’s New Best Friends

  57. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:33 pm

    Larry Poppins

  58. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:34 pm

    The Skincredibles

  59. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:34 pm

    Herpes 2: The Love Bug

  60. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:35 pm

    Robin Hood 2: Rape

    This time it’s personal!

  61. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:35 pm

    Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol

  62. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:35 pm

    The Black Call Girl

  63. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:36 pm

    Flubber 2: Anal Invasion

  64. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:36 pm

    Snow White vs. Cinderella

  65. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:37 pm

    Brother Bear: Special NAMBLA Collectors Edition

  66. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:37 pm

    Freaky GayDom Friday

  67. Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 3:37 pm

    Falling Snow White and the Seven Drwarfs Who Threw Fridgid The Bitch Off the Cliff.

  68. ” Please make me a caipirinha and then give a warm round of applause for your BBF model for today, Friday, June 20th, 2008, Penny Jeffottoman.”

    *looks at freaky picture*
    *collects poodle urine in a glass*
    *drops ice cubes in glass*
    *pours “Pepe’s Old Socks” brand tequilla over the ice*
    *stirs with 10 day old chopstick, stained with leftover Shrimp Cantonese*
    *Hands glass to Rosetta*

    Here you go.

  69. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:38 pm

    Pederast Pan

  70. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:38 pm

    Dumbo 2: President Obama

  71. Song of Rosetta Goin’ South

  72. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:39 pm

    Here you go.

    Thanks, BiW!

    Delicious!

  73. The Three Ghey Amigos

  74. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:39 pm

    Rosetta: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

  75. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:39 pm

    The Great Mouse Detective, starring R. Gere

  76. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:40 pm

    Gay Herbie’s Exhaust Pipe: Fully Loaded

  77. Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 3:40 pm

    Anals in the Outhouse

  78. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:41 pm

    Ratatouille 2: The Black Plague

  79. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:41 pm

    The Donkeypunchback of Notre Dame

  80. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:41 pm

    The Chronicles of Nambla

  81. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:41 pm

    Meet the Robinson’s Deformed Son

  82. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:41 pm

    Air Wiserbud

  83. The Goofy Hostages Movie

  84. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:42 pm

    PENNY’S IN THE HOUSE!!!

  85. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:43 pm

    Gentle Ben-wa Balls

  86. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:43 pm

    SCARS

  87. 20,000 Legions Into Lu-Cee

  88. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:44 pm

    Dysplasia

  89. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:44 pm

    The Cheetah Girls 3: Meet the Fluffers

  90. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:44 pm

    The Re-Screwers

  91. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:45 pm

    Glory Holes

  92. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:45 pm

    Jen’s-OK-hole

  93. The Swiss Family Rapedyourson

  94. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:45 pm

    The Fox and the Hound 3: The Magic of Alcohol

  95. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:45 pm

    The Well-Endowed Merman

  96. Libido and Stitch 2: Stich Has A Drip

  97. Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 3:46 pm

    The Faggy DA

  98. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:46 pm

    Sleeping Beauty 2: Roofie’s Choice

  99. The Ugly Dachsund Owner

  100. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:48 pm

    Thumbelina: Revenge of Daddy’s Fingers

  101. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:48 pm

    Alice In Vitro

  102. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:48 pm

    The Shaggy Dog 2: Have a Lice Day

  103. Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 3:48 pm

    Return to WickedPinto Mountain

  104. Freaky Three Boob Friday

  105. Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 3:49 pm

    Transtasia

  106. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:49 pm

    The Nutty Molester

  107. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:50 pm

    Santa Clause 4: Little Girls Sleeping Deeply

  108. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:50 pm

    Batman 4: Peter Pan

  109. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:50 pm

    Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin’s Taint

  110. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:51 pm

    The Swiss Family Rapedyourson

    HAHAHAHA!!!!

  111. Pete’s Draggin’ Her Around Again

  112. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:51 pm

    Chronic of Narnia: The Pigs, The Bitches and The Drive-bys

  113. Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 3:52 pm

    The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction

  114. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:52 pm

    Charlotte’s Web of Adultery and Murder

  115. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:52 pm

    The Three Muskyqueers

  116. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:52 pm

    James and the Giant Gerbil

  117. The Haunted Manson

  118. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:53 pm

    Chicken Little Penis

  119. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:53 pm

    Who Fisted Roger Rabbitt?

  120. Polyanna (Is a Serial Killer)

  121. Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 3:54 pm

    Prince Lesbian

  122. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:54 pm

    Charlotte’s Web of Adultery and Murder

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

    The Three Muskyqueers

    Oh, man, I’m crying here!

  123. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:54 pm

    Cars 2: Trucks

  124. Summer Magically Growing Candy

  125. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:54 pm

    Around the World for $80

  126. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:55 pm

    Tarzan & MaryJane 2: Dorito Bugaloo

  127. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:55 pm

    Piglet’s Big Open Sores

  128. Mulan: Mother of China

  129. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:56 pm

    Fatatouille

  130. The Empresses’ Old Kooze

  131. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:56 pm

    Chocolate Rain

  132. Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:56 pm

    The Jihad Book

  133. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:56 pm

    The Black Stallion 2: Missy Rides the Big One

  134. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:57 pm

    The Cunty Bears

  135. Rudy (Can’t FAIL!)

  136. Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 3:57 pm

    Cars 3: Trains

  137. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:57 pm

    The Lezzie McGuire Movie: Dueling Batwings

  138. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:58 pm

    The Kid 2: Meet the Molester

  139. Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:58 pm

    Doug’s 1st Erection

  • Doug’s 1st Erection

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:58 pm

    Cunty Bears! HEH

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:59 pm

    Lilo and Dahmer

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 3:59 pm

    The Penis Trap

  • The Chipmunk Cheeked Princess

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 3:59 pm

    Doug’s 1st Erection

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 3:59 pm

    The Berenstain Bears Visit Treblinka

  • Zenon: Space Slut

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:00 pm

    George of the Bung Hole

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:00 pm

    Are You There God? It’s Me, Mesablue.

  • Drunkbo

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 4:01 pm

    Tar-glans

  • Brer Rabbit and the Obambi

  • Bambi 3: Thumper’s Revenge

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:02 pm

    61 Dalmations: Michael Vick

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:02 pm

    Winnie the Pooh Flinger

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 4:03 pm

    69 Albanians: White Slavery Edition

  • The Catlady From Outer Space

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:03 pm

    Fileting Nemo

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:03 pm

    Shaving Ryan’s Privates

  • That Darn Catlady

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 4:04 pm

    Snow White and the Seven Queefs

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:04 pm

    The Inedibles

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:04 pm

    (inappropriate racial slur): The Movie

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:05 pm

    The Tigger Movie starring Michael Richards

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:05 pm

    brokeback to the future

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:06 pm

    James and the Giant Tumor

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 4:06 pm

    Inspector Gadget: FuckMachine

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:06 pm

    Star Whores

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:06 pm

    Inspect HER gadget

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:07 pm

    Ass Pennies from Heaven

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 4:07 pm

    The Emporer’s New Spooge

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:07 pm

    Hannah Montana Fucks a Banana

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:08 pm

    That’s one of my worst ever…..

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:08 pm

    Inspect HER gadget

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:08 pm

    Zoey 69

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 4:09 pm

    Kim Possible? Chris Hansen Edition

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:09 pm

    Throw Momma from the Roof

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:10 pm

    Mighty Morphin Puffy Nipples

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:10 pm

    Beauty and the Beastiality

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:10 pm

    The Iron Faggot

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:10 pm

    Throw PjMomma from the Train

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:11 pm

    Little Red Riding An Older Man

  • Comment by Cuffy Meigs on June 20, 2008 4:12 pm

    Peter Pan’s Secret Fairy Friend: Finker Tail

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:12 pm

    Wallace & Vomit: Jaëger Bombs

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:13 pm

    Transgenders

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:15 pm

    Rosie O’ Donnell: Pig in the City

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:15 pm

    Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:10 pm

    Beauty and the Beastiality

    Too slow, Rosie, done 40 minutes ago.

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:15 pm

    Bob the Bilderberger

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:16 pm

    Mary Poppins Pills

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:17 pm

    Too slow, Rosie, done 40 minutes ago.

    Dammit…

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:17 pm

    Corn Holes

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:17 pm

    Snow White and the Seven Dealers

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:19 pm

    Who Framed Roger Clemens?

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:20 pm

    Lilo & Jeff

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:21 pm

    The Apple Dumpling Gangbang.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:21 pm

    Snow White vs. Cinderella II: Kill Alice

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:24 pm

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:26 pm

    Tom Thumb II: In The Stink

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:26 pm

    Seven Brides for Warren Jeffs

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:27 pm

    Lilo and PJMs Stiches

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:27 pm

    Eight Inches Below

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:28 pm

    Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:28 pm

    Fucked Up Friday

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:28 pm

    The African American Stallion

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:29 pm

    National Treasure 3: The President’s Sex Toys

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:29 pm

    The Muppets Take Kandahar

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:29 pm

    The Jungle Bunny Book

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:30 pm

    Finding Nemo With Another Man

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:30 pm

    Drugrats

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:31 pm

    The Princess Diaries 3: Ruling the Fucking World!

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:31 pm

    My Favorite Martini

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:31 pm

    VeggieTales II: Carrot In The Ass

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:32 pm

    Finding Nemo’s Remains

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:32 pm

    Fantasia 2008: Andi Sullivan’s Wedding

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:32 pm

    Buffy the vampire layer….even I know this is bad…

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:32 pm

    The Mediocres

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:32 pm

    Fluffer

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:33 pm

    Alladin II: What’s With All The Jews?

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:33 pm

    Tom and Huck: The Gay Years

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:34 pm

    Jack and the Beasntalk

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:34 pm

    Adventures of Milo and Otis the Drunk

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:34 pm

    Herbie Goes to Libya

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:35 pm

    Tom and Huck: The Gay Years

    Hahahahaha!

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:35 pm

    Sleeping (while her Daddy diddles her) Beauty

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:35 pm

    The Inconvenient Poof

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:36 pm

    Cunterella

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:37 pm

    Herbie Gives a Hummer

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:37 pm

    A Bug’s Life 2: You Might Want to Get That Looked At.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:38 pm

    Snow White and The Seven Dwarves II: Bukkake Time

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:38 pm

    The Emperor’s New Double-headed Dildo

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:39 pm

    Brother Bare: The Menendez Brothers Tale

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:40 pm

    Because I’m a giver, here’s a complete list of Disney animated movies. Help yourselves.

    http://homepage.usask.ca/~jjs142/movielist.htm

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:40 pm

    Pussy in boots

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:40 pm

    Infected

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:40 pm

    Snow White vs. Cinderella III: Double Fist

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:40 pm

    Anybody think Sohos might wanna rethink that avatar after this thread?

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:41 pm

    Bridge to Tara’s Clitoris

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:42 pm

    Alice in Chains

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:42 pm

    Donkey and the Tramp

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:42 pm

    Yeah actually I have been thinking about changing it….any ideas?????

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:42 pm

    Alice in Chains

    Oh nice one!

    + 1,000 points

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:43 pm

    Alice in Chains

    Is that an invitation?

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:43 pm

    Yeah actually I have been thinking about changing it….any ideas?????

    NO!!!!! You’re too cute as Alice.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:44 pm

    Lilo & John Holmes

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 4:44 pm

    ok I’ll keep it for you Rosie

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:44 pm

    An Extremely Fucked Up Movie

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:46 pm

    ok I’ll keep it for you Rosie

    Thank you, love.

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:47 pm

    Mulinyan

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:47 pm

    The Donalds: Trump vs. Duck

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:47 pm

    The Asshole Fisting Gang

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:47 pm

    The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad and a Thai Tranny Hooker

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:48 pm

    Elmer Fudge

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:48 pm

    Peter Pan 3: Wendy’s Revenge

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:49 pm

    Fisterella

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:49 pm

    The Emperor’s New Love Glove

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 4:49 pm

    Kronk’s New Groove: Post-Op Tranny

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:49 pm

    Alice and Cinderella, 1 Cup

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 4:49 pm

    Pinocchio’s got Wood

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:50 pm

    Snow Dogs 2: Recipes from the Long Cold Trail

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:50 pm

    The Lion King Eats Bambi in Wonderland

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:51 pm

    The Black Stallion 2: The Heidi Klum Story

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:52 pm

    Sponge Bob Fuck Fist

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:52 pm

    Crystal Meth Princess

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:52 pm

    Heidi Klum is hot.

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:53 pm

    Under a Dog

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:53 pm

    Heidi Klum is hot.

    I knew you would like that one.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:53 pm

    Ren & Stenty

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:53 pm

    The Gay Plan

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:54 pm

    You were correct.

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:54 pm

    The Pacifier 2: Suck This!

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:55 pm

    The Manson Family Movie

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:55 pm

    The Swiss Family Menendez

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:55 pm

    Little Einstein: You Stupid Fuck. Can’t You Add?

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:56 pm

    Confessions of a Teenage Crack Whore

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:57 pm

    Bart, Rich and Rosetta: The Three Mousy Queers

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:57 pm

    101 Degredations

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 4:58 pm

    The Haunted Crack House

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:58 pm

    The Mouse and the Motorcycle Accident

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:58 pm

    Lassie Fuck Off

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:59 pm

    The Lion Don King

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 5:00 pm

    How Stella got her lube on

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:00 pm

    Thumbelina II: Barely Legal

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:00 pm

    Finding Nemo in Richard Gere’s Asshole

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 5:00 pm

    I ventured away from Disney

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:01 pm

    Finding Nemo in Richard Gere’s Asshole

    What were you doing in Richard Gere’s asshole?

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:01 pm

    Lady and the Tramp II: Doggy Style

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:01 pm

    What were you doing in Richard Gere’s asshole?

    Hey, you want to turn this into a flame thread or you want to make with the funny?

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 5:01 pm

    Humpty Dumpty had a great BALL

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:02 pm

    Dumbo II: The Ivory Harvest

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:02 pm

    Doug’s 1st Date: Remember the Trojans

    ( a two-fer)

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:02 pm

    Humpty Dumpty had a great BALL

    Hahahahahaha.

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:03 pm

    The Emperor’s New Warts

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:04 pm

    A Stripper’s Tale: Bedknobs and Broomsticks

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 5:05 pm

    The Emperor’s New (anal) Warts

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:06 pm

    Sex In The City II: Holes

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:06 pm

    Lizze McGuire Movie 2: Time to Douche

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:07 pm

    Mr. Majew

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:07 pm

    Teacher’s Pet Cock

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:07 pm

    Mr. McSpew

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:08 pm

    Lezzie McGuire

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:08 pm

    Hannah Tarantula

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:09 pm

    Toy Story 4: The Trash Compactor

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:10 pm

    The Chronicles of Chlamydia

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:10 pm

    High School Musical 3: Abortion City

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:10 pm

    Jump In! 2: Rosie O’Donnell’s Cunt

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 5:11 pm

    The Asshole Pumping Gang Rides Wiserbud Again

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:11 pm

    Kronk’s New STD

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:11 pm

    James and the Giant Secret About Uncle Wiserbud

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:13 pm

    Cinderella 3D: Rape Room

  • Comment by wiserbud on June 20, 2008 5:13 pm

    on that note, I’m outa here. Long, busy weekend, see y’all maybe Sunday night.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:13 pm

    See you buddy. Glad you were finally around for some stupid.

    Have a good weekend.

  • Comment by XBradTC on June 20, 2008 5:16 pm

    Hannah does Montana (release date early 2013)

    A side note- about 5 minutes after the movie “Hanna and her Sisters” came out, “Hanna Does Her Sisters” was released. First porno I ever saw.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:19 pm

    Sweet!! Hot girl on girl action.

  • Comment by sohos on June 20, 2008 5:25 pm

    Have a great weekend!

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:32 pm

    You too, sohos.

    Don’t be a stranger!!

  • Comment by Will on June 20, 2008 5:35 pm

    Bone-ward Bound

    Got to this one too late. Going camping. See y’alls next week.

  • Comment by count on June 20, 2008 5:40 pm

    On Golden Blonde

  • Comment by Rich on June 20, 2008 5:45 pm

    Completely off topic: I saw this today when I went out to get a sammich at lunch

    http//bigdicksdryrub.com

    A treat for your meat.

  • Comment by cranky on June 20, 2008 5:47 pm

    Well Rosetta we wait all day for this? Is it even possible for you to do worse? Even lauraw is at a loss for words to describe this atrocity.

    Mr. Ed Does Debbie and Rosetta

    Rosetta Does Granny … and Jethro

    Rosetta Makes Lemonade

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 5:58 pm

    Count??!?!?!!

    I thought you got killed in a freak llama accident.

    It’s nice to hear from you and your woman on the same day.

    I hope all is well wit you.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:07 pm

    cranky,

    Just because the model for today doesn’t have a numbers station shoved up her ass is no reason to rip on my terrific big boob Friday post.

    *sets cranky’s lawn on fire*

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:11 pm

    Lilo & BILLY MAYS!!!1!

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:15 pm

    Honey, I Fucked The Kids!

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:18 pm

    The Princess and the Pee

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:19 pm

    Jack & Jill: 9 Months Later

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:20 pm

    BamBi-Curious

  • Wee Willy Winky Grows OUT.

  • Sitting on Pinnochio’s Face

  • All Poodles Go to Rosetta

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:27 pm

    Dick.

  • The Swordlike Bone

  • The Adventures of Hotbod and Mr. Choad.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:31 pm

    Star Wars XIX: Jar Jar Binks Gives BiW a Cleveland Tatooine Steamer

  • The Princess Adventures, Vol. 1: Bustin’ Out and Cummin’ In

  • Comment by cranky on June 20, 2008 6:35 pm

    *Puts out lame ass fire.* Sic’s neighbor’s poodle on Rosetta.

    Here’s some big boobs. But only two of ‘em.

    Rosetta Humping Poodles Go To Heaven

  • Jerkulees

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:37 pm

    cranky, I don’t think those boobs are real.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:38 pm

    James and the Giant Bratwurst

  • Comment by cranky on June 20, 2008 6:43 pm

    cranky, I don’t think those boobs are real.

    Oh, the deuce, you say!

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:43 pm

    Snow White and the 7
    7
    8
    3
    3
    9
    dwarf
    9
    7
    7
    blue sky
    blue sky
    7

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:44 pm

    The Daycare Chainsaw Massacre

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 6:45 pm

    Hey crank, how come on your site you’re a winged dingleberry and here you’re a gear with a tongue?

    That’s bullshit.

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 7:06 pm

    Dang! I missed all the fun!
    No time to read 341 friggen jokes.

    New thread please.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 7:09 pm

    Lion Queen: San Francisco version

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 7:10 pm

    Hahahaha.

    That mane looks fabulous!!!

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 7:13 pm

    Riding Little Miss in da Hood

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 7:15 pm

    Hey bmac, I need some help coming up with new topics for these threads.

    Any ideas?

    Worst vegetable names?

    We tried to do this a couple of months ago but everybody was drunk and the ideas weren’t very good. The link for that thread is at the top of the Comment Hall of Shame above the header photo.

  • Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 7:18 pm

    Ok, I going out for dinner and drinks.

    xbradtc, if you or anybody else has any good ideas for this, let’s hear ‘em. I don’t mean actually doing to jokes but coming up with the topics.

    Any ideas would be appreciated.

  • Names for Western Porn Movies?

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 7:27 pm

    Worst vegetable names?

    Poo-tatos

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 7:29 pm

    Worst names for feminine hygene products.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 7:31 pm

    I’d like to see more mocking of Islamists and terrorists, but that’s a just a personal preference.

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 7:31 pm

    Worst topics/names for Discovery Channel shows.

  • Comment by cranky on June 20, 2008 7:32 pm

    bmac’s idea: Past Its Expiration Date

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 7:33 pm

    Worst beer names.

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 7:34 pm

    Ways Cranky kills threads.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 7:37 pm

    Oh, this is hilarious:
    http://www.imao.us/archives/010152.html

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 7:41 pm

    Gotta go with bmac on the beer names. Or feminine products. Or beers named after feminine products.

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 7:43 pm

    And when you get a minute, I need to borrow a brain for some quick wordpress help.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 7:46 pm

    More mocking of Obama. And of Leftists and other assorts libtards.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 7:57 pm

    Trivia: On October 30, 2007, the band at Buckingham Palace played the Imperial March from Star Wars for a visiting head of state. For whom where they playing it?
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    Answer: King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. LOL!

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 8:08 pm

    Worst fast foods/ names of fast food places.

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 8:41 pm

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080620/ap_on_el_pr/obama_hagel

    Shoot me now, please.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:16 pm

    After me, XBrad.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:16 pm

    I still think he should choose Hillary.

    At least, within a short period of time we’ll have our first black male president and our first while female president.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:18 pm

    “while” = “white”

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:18 pm

    Where is everyone? I’m so freaking bored!

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:19 pm

    Is someone going to add Mr. Pennies to the blogroll?

    Maybe replace Mr. Ottoman, that no-good Turk?

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:24 pm

    I shall own “recent comments” (I forgot how to do it upside down).

    At least I can rule something somewhere.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:31 pm

    Let’s make this about me.

    The girl who asked my out, sorta (Pretty K) has been sending me mixed signals. Last time we talked, it was a lot about how she’s looking to make friends, doesn’t want anything serious, thinking about asking someone else out too. (Regarding the latter, I asked her if I should invite the guy to our branch this Sunday so should could ask him out, and she said no. Hahah!) She also mentioned a talk given by Elder Dallin H. Oaks of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. It was about dating, and she said it was a good talk. Strangely, when I went home and looked up the talk, it was about dating and hanging out, namely that emphasis should be more on dating (trying to find a good eternal companion) and less on hanging out. So is she saying that we’re going on a date instead of just hanging out because Elder Oaks said dating is good, hanging out not so much? Or did she just mention the talk to mention that there is dating, and there is hanging out, and so we’re not necessarily going on a date?

    So, I’m taking it easier tomorrow. I’m not sure what it is, and I leave it in her hands and in God’s hands what will come of it. A social activity is good as any other. If it turns into a date, great. If not, ah well, at least I will have made a friend.

    I think I now understand when men get extremely exasperated when women aren’t clear what they’re doing or what they want. Is it a date? Is it just a dinner? Aaaaarg! I need to know whether I need to stress out or take it easy, girl!

    Of course, I half flirt, half not. I’m also being cautious. Who knows. Maybe I’m also being obtuse.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:36 pm

    I’m still a little miffed she brought up a guy she used to date.

    Yeah, my jealousy came in full force.

    And then she mentioned my boy C. See, C is a good friend and I’m helping him become active in the Church again. (A few years back, I used to teach him in Sunday School.) I was going to give a talk and teach a lesson, so I invited him to come over to our branch. His unit is where he lives, which is half an hour from where I live. So he was visiting. And she said when he saw him come to the stand to say hi to me, that she thought he was cute and maybe she should ask him out too to get to know him better. I told her he doesn’t attend our branch, he was just visiting on my invitation. So I asked if I should invite him next Sunday, and she said no. “We’ll just let nature take its course,” she said.

    I like C, so I thought that if she and I don’t gel in that way, I’d see if I could set them two up. But I think C is dating someone else right now.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:37 pm

    Two more comments and I rule!

    Watch, someone’s going to ban me now.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:39 pm

    I think all this I wrote will bite me in the rear someday.

    I’m so chatty sometimes. I feel sorry for you guys.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:39 pm

    Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Sorry for ruining your thread, Rosetta.

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:40 pm

    You guys have to check this out. I can’t stop chuckling:
    http://asspenny.wordpress.com/2008/06/20/oh-no-attack-of-the-emf/

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 9:40 pm

    Okay, I’m going to pick up our puppy from the groomers. See ya!

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 9:43 pm

    S-l-o-w-l-y backing away from Musli………..

  • Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 20, 2008 9:49 pm

    I’m freaking out here man!

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 9:49 pm

    Musi-
    If it’s just you and her, it’s a date.
    But, it’s just a date, not a lifelong commitment or a monogamous relationship.
    Go, have fun, be a gentleman, pay for everything (especially if she offers to pay), have fun in the moment and not worry about if this is the woman you will marry or anything else that will make it more complicated than just an evening with a nice person. Save that stuff for the 3rd date.

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 9:55 pm

    Be sure to ask her if she wants a Jack & Coke, and offer her a Marlboro. That’ll break the ice.

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 20, 2008 10:00 pm

    I think I now understand when men get extremely exasperated when women aren’t clear what they’re doing or what they want.

    Um, trust me, men are oftentimes just as unclear. Can I Fedex you some of my painkillers? You know, just to mellow you out?

  • Comment by bmac on June 20, 2008 10:09 pm

    I think I now understand when men get extremely exasperated when women aren’t clear what they’re doing or what they want.

    The “when” is all the time.
    “What they’re doing or what they want” Nobody’s figured that one out yet buddy.

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 20, 2008 10:12 pm

    “What they’re doing or what they want”

    Not even us. It’s what we do, it’s how we roll.

  • Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 20, 2008 10:24 pm

    *Sniff My wife left me.

  • Comment by Vmaximus on June 20, 2008 10:25 pm

    Musli,
    Xbrad is correct. Go for it! Don’t worry if it happens it happens if it don’t it don’t. You can NOT make anything happen.

    Xbradtc,
    HAHAHAHA! Jack and Marlboro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Good Stuff!

    PJM
    good thinking! Vicodan Rulze

  • Comment by Vmaximus on June 20, 2008 10:26 pm

    MCPO,
    What??????????
    serious?

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 10:27 pm

    The Love Goo-ru

  • Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 20, 2008 10:39 pm

    Vmax – Yup! She went off to some stitchers’ get together in West Virginia until Sunday night. I’m eating KFC and drinking beers. . . .

    “Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely
    I’ve got nobody to call my own. . .”

    *Sniff.UUUUURRRRRPPP!

    Excuse me.

  • Comment by Vmaximus on June 20, 2008 10:42 pm

    MCPO,
    HAHAHAHAHAAA!

    good stuff good stuff

  • Comment by Vmaximus on June 20, 2008 10:46 pm

    I am from Ohio, and West Va, is the butt of most of our jokes. Then Hoosers, then Kentucky.
    Here in Fl it is Ga and Missisippi. It varies with each state. In Tx they mocked OK, In NYC they mocked Chicago and LA.

    V

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 10:48 pm

    Thanks, peoples! I appreciate your advice.

    Strange that the past week I’ve been more nervous about a dinner with a girl than with two final papers and a final presentation.

    At least my priorities are in the right place, no?

    Anyhoo…I think I’ll calm down a bit.

    Again, thanks!

  • Comment by Muslihoon on June 20, 2008 10:50 pm

    BTW: This is my first date ever. (Consider I’m 28 and was married once, shows you how good a South Asian son I have been. Also explains why I’m nervous. Although knowing me, I’d be nervous even if this were my 300th date.)

  • Comment by Vmaximus on June 20, 2008 11:05 pm

    Musli,
    I was married 23 years ago. For 1 year. In that year the Ex LIVED with 14 diff guys. Yes I am divorced. It is not so bad. I have dated a crapload in the past 23 years. It gets better after a few.

  • Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 20, 2008 11:14 pm

    Yeah, the secret is to find out what kind of date it’s going to be; peck on the cheek date, 5 minute makeout session date or “Would you like to come in for coffee?”.

    That let’s you know whether it should be dinner at Jack in the Box, Sizzler or someplace nice.

  • Comment by mesablue on June 20, 2008 11:14 pm

    On a first date it is appropriate to give a gift of raw meat. Don’t forget.

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 20, 2008 11:14 pm

    I’m from San Diego. I mock everyone.

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 20, 2008 11:20 pm

    Also musli, the meat needs to have been sitting out for several days. A hot environment is preferable.

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 11:22 pm

    Musi, I’ll tease you, but I won’t mock you. It’s a fine line.
    Ask her if she wants breakfast. If she says yes, ask her if you should call her or nudge her.

  • Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 20, 2008 11:38 pm

    Sausage is always a nice gift on a first date. . .

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 11:39 pm

    Serioiusly, will one of you wordpress big brains help me out? Got a small issue.

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 20, 2008 11:50 pm

    what’s the problem?

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 20, 2008 11:57 pm

    I just started my blog today. Can’t figger out how to add folks to the blogroll. Wanna add the Instadaddy, Ace, and of course, everyone here (except you, PJ, your butt makes my blog look fat)

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 21, 2008 12:07 am

    go to your dashboard
    click on manage
    click on links (below manage after you’ve clicked on it)
    click on add new

    anymore questions, just ask :)

    *I wouldn’t blogroll me either, I’d be embarrassed if I were you

  • Comment by bmac on June 21, 2008 12:07 am

    Go to Manage, then Links, and add URLs and names.

  • Comment by mesablue on June 21, 2008 12:07 am

    Manage/links

  • Comment by mesablue on June 21, 2008 12:08 am

    poop

  • Comment by bmac on June 21, 2008 12:09 am

    I was first!

  • Comment by PattyAnn on June 21, 2008 12:11 am

    I can’t believe I missed all this!

    Beauty and the Breast
    Tuck Everlastoneofthem
    The Nookie
    Flight of the Gladheateher
    101 Damnations
    Wiser Bud: Golden Receiver

    For C3PO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pn1SGRq7_Y

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 21, 2008 12:19 am

    Thanks.

  • Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 21, 2008 12:23 am

    PA- You are a saint! Now, hows about you bringing me another Yuengling?

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 21, 2008 12:23 am

    No bmac, I was first…..sheesh, it’s like you can’t even see me or sumpin

  • Comment by pajama momma on June 21, 2008 12:26 am

    Hi PA!
    those are good and naughty, you rock!

  • Comment by xbradtc on June 21, 2008 12:33 am

    Tuck Everlastoneofthem

    Shouldn’t that be Fuck Everlasing?

  • Comment by ben on February 14, 2009 1:52 pm

    can i call dibs on her&can i fuck u?




    1. Worst Death Metal Band Names

      Hugging Bunnies for Jesus’ Love

      I’m on a mission to find the worst death metal song ever if anyone wants to help.  This is a difficult task because the best death metal song is probably going to be the worst song you’ve ever heard.

      Death metal is actually one of the funniest musical genres because it tries so hard to be the exact opposite.  It’s a lot of satanism, growling, violence, pentagrams, blood, death obsession, distorted guitars and some of the best band names in the history of band names.  But it wants so badly to be scary that it tries too hard and parodies itself.

      Here’s a band called Cradle Of Filth and one of the more melodic and tolerable songs, “Her Ghost In The Fog”.  They’ve actually sold enough albums to get a real video.

      I have a playlist on my i-Pod called Party Ender and when I’m in charge of music at someone’s party and they’re ready for everyone to get out, I’ll put on that playlist.  “Her Ghost In The Fog” is on there.  It can empty a house in about three minutes.

      Band names include Cannibal Corpse, Painface, Goatwhore, Assfuck, Torsofuck (unrelated to Assfuck), Vomitory, Cock and Ball Torture (NiceDeb’s favorite), Dying Fetus and, my personal favorite, Fuck…I’m Dead.  Hahahahaha!

      A pretty complete list of names can be found HERE.

      We could almost do a joke-a-lanche thread on the Worst Death Metal Band Names like “Sunshine Flower Love” or ”Virgin Till Marriage, Then Only Missionary”.

      Click the band name link above, find your favorite name and then go to youTube and see some of the song titles.  If you’re feeling brave listen to the video.

      On second thought, there’s no use trying to find the worst death metal song as I suspect there is a 50,000-way tie.

      June 16, 2008
      Categories: Adults In Diapers, Dang!, Drugs, Tards, booze, giant poodles, man-lesbians, sweet tunes . . Author: Rosetta

      590 Comments

      1. “Obama Believer”

      2. “Democratic Intelligence”

      3. “Bank Error In Your Favor”

      4. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:48 pm

        “Puddle of Raw Milk”

      5. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:49 pm

        “Evil Ducklings of Death and Stuff”

      6. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:51 pm

        “Your Mother’s Hairy Back”

        Or

        “Rosetta’s Hairy Ass”

      7. “Huggable Islamic Militants”

      8. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 4:52 pm

        Well, it’s not exactly death metal, but this hair-band song is corny in ways the english language is ill-equipped to describe.

        “Tubesock Fantasy”

      9. “Nuclear Ass Pennies”

      10. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:53 pm

        “Autistic Anvil”

        “Feather Humper”

      11. “Suppositories of Majesty and Wonder”

      12. Comment by Muslihoon on June 16, 2008 4:53 pm

        The Be Like Me and Be Non-Conformist Dead to Irony Singers, Inc.

      13. “Crusty Thongs”

      14. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:54 pm

        “Pube”

      15. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 4:54 pm

        “Strawberry Sundae”

      16. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:55 pm

        “Kitten”

      17. “Stripping to Mecca”

      18. “Eating Bacon with Mohammed”

      19. “Aitheistic Apostasy”

      20. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 4:57 pm

        “Mighty Morphin Pillow Biters”

      21. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:58 pm

        “Meredeth Baxter Birney”

      22. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:59 pm

        “UN”

        Wait.

      23. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:00 pm

        “Tummy Tuck”

      24. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:00 pm

        Satan con Carne

      25. “Safety In Detroit”

      26. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:00 pm

        Divine Flibbertigibbet

      27. “Sugar Coma”

      28. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:02 pm

        Rotting Drain Stench

      29. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:02 pm

        8th Grade Safety Crossing Guards of the Dead

      30. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

        Florida Mega-Geniuses!

      31. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

        “Donde esta el baño”

      32. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

        Or just,

        “Florida”

      33. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

        Mangled Masturbators

      34. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:04 pm

        “Mother Theresa”

      35. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:04 pm

        Beer Farts of Doom

      36. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:05 pm

        “Mom”

      37. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:05 pm

        Cranial Cavities

      38. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:06 pm

        Spawn of Urkel

      39. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:07 pm

        “Cub Scout”

      40. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:07 pm

        “Sputum”

      41. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:07 pm

        “Phalange”

      42. “The ‘76 Chevy Vegas”

      43. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:08 pm

        “Reapportionment”

      44. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:08 pm

        鬼の穴

      45. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

        “Toss My Salad”

      46. “Spastic Dvebeshies”

      47. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

        “Latte”

      48. “Take One For the Team”

      49. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

        “Catalytic Converter”

      50. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

        “Prison Sex”

      51. “Beer Googles”

      52. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:10 pm

        Third-Member

      53. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:10 pm

        “Poof”

      54. “Perforated Condoms”

      55. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:11 pm

        Failed Friars of Furstdam

      56. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:11 pm

        “Hell’s Nannies”

      57. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:12 pm

        “Aggressive Reach-around”

      58. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:12 pm

        “Koi”

      59. “Scratch ‘n Sniff”

      60. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:12 pm

        “Death Pebble”

      61. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:13 pm

        “FIlled Diaper”

      62. “Aggressive Reach-around”

        HAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s funny!

      63. “Expired Yogurt”

      64. “Huffing on Tailpipes”

      65. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

        “Pasta Primavera”

      66. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

        “Five-Finger-Palm-Death-Donkey-Punch”

      67. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

        The Bleeding Hemorroids

      68. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

        “Lost Puppy”

      69. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

        “Auto Immune Disorder”

      70. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

        Picked Scabs

      71. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

        Rainbows and Unicorns

      72. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

        Crimson Thong

      73. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:17 pm

        Impending Divorce

      74. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:17 pm

        Inappropriate Touch

      75. “Creamy Pus”

      76. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:17 pm

        Pissed Off Housewife

      77. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:18 pm

        Had I been thinking, I would have wrote
        “Discourteous Reach-around”

      78. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:20 pm

        “Bakken”

      79. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:21 pm

        “Chunk Chunk Chicken”

      80. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:22 pm

        “Snoring Duck”

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU

      81. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:24 pm

        “Tuna”

      82. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:24 pm

        “Rabid Mouse”

      83. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:24 pm

        “Wading Pool”

      84. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

        Fat Chicks on LSD

      85. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

        Liquid Shit

      86. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

        “Ironic Disaffected Youth”

      87. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

        Really, Really, PIssed Off Momma

      88. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:26 pm

        Pimple Pus

      89. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:26 pm

        “Coffee Grinder”

      90. “Kindergarden Nazis”

      91. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

        “Ice Cream Truck”

      92. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

        Fat Chicks on Hydrocodone

      93. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

        “Pfather Pfleger”

      94. WTF? Rosetta makes the suggestion, then runs away?

      95. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

        Stomach Staples

      96. “NAMBLA”

      97. “Sphincter Siphon Sludge”

      98. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:29 pm

        WTF? Rosetta makes the suggestion, then runs away?

        I was thinking the same thing. What a total bastage. He acts like it’s all his birthday tomorrow.

      99. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:29 pm

        “Queef”

      100. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:29 pm

        Scrotum Attack

      101. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:30 pm

        “Queef”

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have no idea why that one cracked me up, just did.

      102. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:30 pm

        Siren Stranglers

      103. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:30 pm

        “Lost in Castration”

      104. “Queef”

        Not to be confused with “String of Queefs”

      105. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:31 pm

        Tears of Those Accidentally Buried Alive

      106. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:31 pm

        Projectile Vomit

      107. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:33 pm

        The Taints

      108. “Technicolor Yawn”

      109. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:33 pm

        “Festering Ass”

      110. “Helen Thomas”

      111. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:34 pm

        “White Noise”

      112. “Service Of Process”

      113. “Assume the Position”

      114. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:35 pm

        “The Ticklers”

      115. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:35 pm

        The Golf Bloggers

      116. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:35 pm

        Blood of Trolls

      117. “Sewer Backup”

      118. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:36 pm

        Oh… it’s too obvious

        “The Hostages!”

      119. “Daddy’s Fingers”

      120. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:36 pm

        The Golf Bloggers

        HAHAHAHA! You tell mesa! go ahead, tell him how boring he was.

      121. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:37 pm

        “Anal Blockage”

      122. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:37 pm

        “Septic Tank”

      123. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:40 pm

        “Lame Commenters”

      124. “Extra Crunchy Cat Litter”

      125. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:44 pm

        The Speculum Jockeys

      126. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:45 pm

        Dehydrated Spongebob

      127. “Electrodes on Nipples”

      128. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:46 pm

        Crunchy Tube Socks

      129. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:46 pm

        “Pre-mature Commentation”

      130. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:47 pm

        Body Cavity Spelunkers

      131. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:47 pm

        Capitalism is cool!

      132. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:47 pm

        Peace and Love!

      133. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:48 pm

        Everyone’s nice!

      134. “Fluffy Bunnies and Butterfies”

      135. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:48 pm

        Conformity rocks!

      136. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:48 pm

        Hippies are cool – and Scandi’s too!

      137. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:49 pm

        Rage Against the Vagina

      138. “Coiled Trouser Snake”

      139. Comment by PattyAnn on June 16, 2008 5:49 pm

        I leave for one hour and come back to over 130 comments??

        Dick’s Ass Pennies (I know someone did a similar one but this one’s personal, well not personal, but just different)

      140. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:52 pm

        “Bacon”

      141. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:53 pm

        “MC Nine Hundred Foot Penis”

      142. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:53 pm

        “Ottoman”

      143. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:54 pm

        “Green Eggs and Ham and Food Poisoning”

      144. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:56 pm

        “Jeff”

      145. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 5:56 pm

        Pickled Scabs.

      146. “Roofies for Ugly Chicks”

      147. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:00 pm

        “Inappropriate Petting”

      148. Comment by PattyAnn on June 16, 2008 6:01 pm

        Miller Chill

      149. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:07 pm

        Obamacons

      150. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:07 pm

        “Loss of Conscience”

        (You know some high-school garage band is going to stumble across this list and pick one. It will happen.)

      151. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:08 pm

        Retard Death Match

      152. “Boogers of Doom”

      153. “Dried Pavement Loogies”

      154. “Loose Stools”

      155. “The Dog Ate My Finger”

      156. “Visible Stench”

      157. Comment by PattyAnn on June 16, 2008 6:15 pm

        “Obamacons”

        hahahahaha

      158. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:17 pm

        Miller Chill

        HAHAHAHA!

      159. “Roto Rooter Enema”

      160. “MENSA for Obama”

      161. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:21 pm

        “Felony Evil”

      162. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:22 pm

        “I Can’t Believe it’s not Satan”

      163. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:23 pm

        spanky’s burning fist

      164. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:24 pm

        Public Enema

      165. “I Can’t Believe it’s not Satan”

        Ok, that’s twice you made me laugh out loud. Good thing the Boss isn’t here this week.

      166. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:28 pm

        Explosive Diarrhea

      167. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:28 pm

        The Smashing Kittens

      168. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:29 pm

        Sand in the Lube

      169. “Trepanning For Fun And Profit”

      170. “Electric Swab”

      171. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:32 pm

        Republican Leaders

      172. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:32 pm

        Libertarian Louts

      173. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:32 pm

        Green Party Panda Killers

      174. “Progressive Mexican Labor Practices”

      175. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:35 pm

        Ok, as a penatly for being absent during his/her own contest, Rosetta should have to parse down to a top-ten.

        “The Beginning and the Entrails”

      176. “Abnormal Biopsy”

      177. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:36 pm

        Oh c’mon,

        “Lemon Party”

      178. “Scrotal Sonogram”

      179. “I’ve Never Done This Before”

      180. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:37 pm

        “Poop Chute”

      181. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:37 pm

        “Rainbow Coalition”

      182. “Bacon Sundaes for Islam”

      183. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:38 pm

        “Just that One Time in College”

      184. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:38 pm

        “Feminazi”

      185. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:39 pm

        “Batman’s Clarinet”

      186. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:40 pm

        “Butt Love”

      187. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:40 pm

        “Pooty”

      188. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:41 pm

        The Clenis Effect

      189. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:42 pm

        “Thai Trannie Hookers”

      190. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:43 pm

        “Springtime Awakening”

      191. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:44 pm

        “Tissues in Bulk”

      192. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:45 pm

        Spermicidal Failures

      193. “Taunting the Police”

      194. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:47 pm

        “Free Willy”

      195. “Kiss Me Where It Smells”

      196. “Leperous Member”

      197. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:49 pm

        Big Boned

      198. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:50 pm

        “Maybe it’s Maybeline”

      199. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:51 pm

        “Maxi-pad”

      200. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:51 pm

        Hanging Dingleberries

      201. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:51 pm

        Hanging Chads

      202. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:52 pm

        Laces Out Dan

      203. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:53 pm

        Fetal Spore

      204. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:53 pm

        “Uranian Orbiters”

      205. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:55 pm

        Unquenched Sexual Arousal

      206. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:56 pm

        The Gyno-Grizzlies

      207. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:56 pm

        Mammoth Meat

      208. ” The Town Bicycle”

      209. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:57 pm

        Premature Gratification

      210. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:58 pm

        B-Roll Buttocks

      211. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:59 pm

        Marbles, Milkshakes & Mammaries

      212. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 7:00 pm

        The Sperm Donors

      213. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:01 pm

        Nutty Stools

      214. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 7:02 pm

        Dirty Sanchez and the Brown Eye Express

      215. “200cc Dildo”

      216. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:02 pm

        “Zombie Billy Mays”

      217. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:03 pm

        “But Wait, There’s More”

      218. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:03 pm

        Pustilence

      219. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:03 pm

        Pustilence

      220. “Universal Idiots”

      221. “Short Bus to Oblivion”

      222. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:05 pm

        hmm… how about “Universal Deathcare”

      223. “Aggressive Alcohol Therapy”

      224. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:10 pm

        Double Pustilence

      225. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:16 pm

        Bar Swill

      226. “Three Day Old Vomit”

      227. “Rosetta’s Liquor Cabinet”

      228. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 7:35 pm

        “Penny”

      229. “Necrophiliac Cherry Poppers”

      230. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:40 pm

        Stone Cold Necropheliacs

      231. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 7:42 pm

        “Forrest Hump”

      232. “72 Dead Virgins…In Burquas”

      233. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:43 pm

        We could almost do a joke-a-lanche thread on the Worst Death Metal Band Names

        I said ALMOST…

        And where the hell is Penny? He loves this game.

      234. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:44 pm

        Penny did quite a few, but he thinks his name’s rich for some reason.

      235. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:47 pm

        I see that now. I just scanned the comments and I was looking for his old avatar.

      236. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:47 pm

        Premature Album Drop

      237. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:48 pm

        Bulimic Smile

      238. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:48 pm

        Rump Roast of Rosetta

      239. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:49 pm

        “Cherry Poppin’ Demons”

      240. “Sodomized By Satan’s Minions”

      241. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:50 pm

        Momma’s Marshmallow Turtlegirls

      242. “We could almost do a joke-a-lanche thread on the Worst Death Metal Band Names

        I said ALMOST…”

        Quitcher Bitchin’ and start pickin the winners, Mr. Start-a-thread-and-disappear!

      243. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:53 pm

        “Satan’s Gay Brother Jeff”

      244. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:54 pm

        BiW,

        “Bank Error In Your Favor” is friggin’ hilarious.

      245. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:02 pm

        Unicorns and Baby Poop Slaughter

      246. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:08 pm

        Johnny Appledeath

      247. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:12 pm

        “And where the hell is Penny? He loves this game.”

        I am also a quart low on funny today. It’s Monday.

      248. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:12 pm

        Bear Hug Pain

      249. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:14 pm

        “Pudding”

      250. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:15 pm

        Sloppy Seconds

      251. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:18 pm

        I am also a quart low on funny today. It’s Monday.

        Penny,

        This is also a tougher category than kid’s cereal. The thematic groove doesn’t seem to be established yet.

        The good thing is you have longevity.

      252. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:21 pm

        “Wiserbud”

      253. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:21 pm

        Bloody HangNAIL

      254. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:22 pm

        Pornhouse Slaughter

      255. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:23 pm

        Mesablue Redheaded Vomit Death

      256. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:24 pm

        Fuck&Cuddle

      257. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

        Usually I come in after the first 200-300 comments have established the groove. Coming right out of the gates is a little trickier. That’s my excuse and I’m stickin to it.

      258. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

        Shoelace UNTIED!!!!

      259. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

        Bunny Clit

      260. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

        Sobbing after Sex

      261. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

        Bunny Clit

        Hahahahaha. That’s pretty funny. Who wrote that for you?

      262. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:27 pm

        my percocet?

      263. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:27 pm

        Atomic Wedgie Bloodbath

      264. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:28 pm

        Pretty Pony Fukstik

      265. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:29 pm

        Life Saving Blood Transfusion

      266. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:30 pm

        Full Term Baby

      267. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:30 pm

        Post-Surgical Stent

      268. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:31 pm

        Suck My Bloody Drain Hole

      269. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:32 pm

        Barbed Cock Rings

      270. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:32 pm

        Ax Wielding…Lumberjack

      271. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:32 pm

        Lipo’d Fat

      272. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:33 pm

        Hashbrown PotatoE Death

      273. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:33 pm

        Liquified Belly Fat Slurpies

      274. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:34 pm

        Brutal Barbies

      275. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:34 pm

        Hematoma Honeys

      276. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:35 pm

        Melancholera

      277. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:36 pm

        Premature EjaculaSHUN

      278. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:37 pm

        Santa Claus May Not Be Real

      279. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:38 pm

        Light Socket Whores

      280. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:39 pm

        Torn Between Two Lovers Pain

      281. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:39 pm

        SuckFister

      282. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:40 pm

        Dismembered Elves

      283. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:40 pm

        Delicious Ice Cream Splatter

      284. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:41 pm

        Dismembered Elves

        Hahahahahaha.

      285. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:41 pm

        Severed Root

      286. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:42 pm

        Surly Slut Sisters

      287. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:42 pm

        Slightly Overdone Pork Roast Fuck

      288. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:44 pm

        The Nightmare Clowns

      289. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:44 pm

        Just Add Cranberry Apple Glaze, Duh Brutal Murderers

      290. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:45 pm

        Mincing Mimes

      291. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:46 pm

        Nice Smelling PÖÖN

      292. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:46 pm

        Easter Bunny Skull Fuckers

      293. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:47 pm

        I’m Screwing Your Brother — chick death metal band

      294. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:47 pm

        Ok! Now we’re cooking with gas.

        We can’t do these properly without the umlaut.

        Code here:

        http://www.utexas.edu/learn/html/spchar.html

      295. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:47 pm

        Giant Poodle Gravy

      296. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:48 pm

        Tapeworm Tragedy

      297. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:49 pm

        High ATM Fees Päin

      298. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:49 pm

        Rösetta

      299. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:50 pm

        Pöön

      300. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:50 pm

        Giant Poodle Gravy

        Not funny.

      301. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:51 pm

        Lëmön Pärty

      302. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:52 pm

        Chünk

      303. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:52 pm

        Jingle Bëlls

      304. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:52 pm

        I Lüv Ü So Fücking Müch

      305. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:53 pm

        Blood Filled Bunny Slippers

      306. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:53 pm

        Kicked In The Bälls

      307. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

        Dög Färt

      308. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

        Lëmön Pärty

        Hahahahahaha!!

      309. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

        Death in the Late Afternoon croons Turtles’ Toe Salad Shooters

      310. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

        Daisy Chain Death Parade

      311. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:55 pm

        HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ!!!!

      312. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:55 pm

        Bööger

      313. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:56 pm

        Throw Momma in the Woodchipper

      314. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:56 pm

        Bloöoöd Loöver Oöverloörds

      315. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 8:56 pm

        I Lüv Ü So Fücking Mülch

      316. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:57 pm

        China Doll Death Mask

      317. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:57 pm

        ooops

      318. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:57 pm

        Don’t Taze Me Brö

      319. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

        The Barbie Molesters

      320. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

        Blood In Your Stööl

      321. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

        öööps

      322. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

        mesa, you’re killing me over here.

      323. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

        My Little Pony Guts

      324. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

        Stööge Pööters

      325. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:59 pm

        Toe Sucker

      326. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:59 pm

        Pööntang Prisöners

      327. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:59 pm

        Cutting Strawberry Shortcake

      328. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:01 pm

        Killing Yöu Söftly With Öur Löve

      329. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:01 pm

        Drilling for Pölär Beärs

      330. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:02 pm

        We Respect Women Hatefest

      331. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:02 pm

        Äää Öö&guml;

      332. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:03 pm

        Cräp

      333. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:03 pm

        It’s Not Blööd, It’s Ketchüp

      334. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 9:04 pm

        Minnie Mouse Grudge Hump

      335. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 9:04 pm

        Dërängëd Dïrïgïblës

      336. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 9:05 pm

        The Brown Bowl Stains

      337. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 9:06 pm

        Ass Splat

      338. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:06 pm

        Büm Fück

      339. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 9:06 pm

        Fiddlefaddle and Juicebox

      340. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:08 pm

        Bacon, Lettuce & Death

      341. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:08 pm

        Ranch Dressing Jello Stink

      342. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:10 pm

        Pockets of Death

      343. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:10 pm

        You’re Ä Good Person FÜCK

      344. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:11 pm

        Lïghtnïng Bölt

      345. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:11 pm

        Little Blue Tiffany Box Of Entrails

      346. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:11 pm

        Cheese Poodle

      347. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:12 pm

        Tärd

      348. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:12 pm

        BlÖÖdy Reign Of BrÖmance

      349. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:13 pm

        Dutch Oven Of Death

      350. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:13 pm

        Shört Büs

      351. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:14 pm

        Shört Büs

        Hahahahahaha.

      352. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:14 pm

        Schmööpy

      353. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:14 pm

        Blogger Slaughter

      354. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:16 pm

        Afraid To Die DeathAngel

      355. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:18 pm

        Mëal ZÖN Whëëlz

      356. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:19 pm

        Prömise Këëpërs

      357. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:21 pm

        Bütt Sëkz

      358. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 9:22 pm

        Still Has Clean Spots sings Partially Used Toilet Paper

      359. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:23 pm

        Nün

      360. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 9:23 pm

        The Gritty Catheters

      361. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:23 pm

        Bunny Slippers

      362. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:24 pm

        Hamsters of Hate

      363. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:26 pm

        Asthmattica

      364. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:26 pm

        GerbilGöre

      365. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:27 pm

        Skïppy

      366. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:28 pm

        Dismembered FÜN!!!

      367. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:29 pm

        Dorothy Warriors

      368. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:31 pm

        Spïlled Mïlk

      369. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:31 pm

        Mïster Rögers

      370. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:31 pm

        Clown College

      371. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

        Brökeback Möuntain

      372. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

        Mime War

      373. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

        Al Franken’s Pants

      374. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

        Clown College

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

      375. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

        Arugula

      376. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

        Chëëto Breath

      377. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

        Ranken Tech GraduHATE

      378. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

        Crochet Mongers

      379. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:34 pm

        Pretty Baskets….of Doom

      380. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:34 pm

        Cïrcle Of Frïends

      381. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:35 pm

        Puppy Kisses

      382. Nancy Boys in Spiked Leather.

      383. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:36 pm

        bmac,

        That reminds me of a story. After the anthrax scare a month or two following 9/11, I saw an interview with Scott Ian from the band Anthrax.

        He said they were contemplating changing their name to Basketful of Puppies.

        Hahahahaha.

      384. SEXXX TOOL

      385. Calloused Member

      386. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:38 pm

        BÏ-Curious Corpse

      387. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:38 pm

        Scott should be on this thread!

        Merlot

      388. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:39 pm

        Bröke Dïck Dögs

      389. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:41 pm

        Too lazy to learn umulat code!

      390. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:42 pm

        Litter Box

      391. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:42 pm

        Eat Your Vegetables Death

      392. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:42 pm

        Mail-Order Assholes

      393. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:43 pm

        Muppett Dung

      394. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:43 pm

        Hahahaha. You’re on fire tonight, bmac.

      395. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:44 pm

        Mind Your Pussies and Queers

      396. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:44 pm

        Captain Stübing

      397. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:45 pm

        Pajama Party

      398. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:45 pm

        Two Fists, One Butt

      399. Your Mom’s Big Break

      400. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:46 pm

        Anonymous Charitable Donations CorpseFuck

      401. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:46 pm

        Step-Dad

      402. Dude, I Knocked Up Your Sister

      403. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:47 pm

        Acoustic Jackhammer

      404. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:47 pm

        Jämes At 15

      405. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

        Panda Tears

      406. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

        Pöny

      407. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

        Acoustic Jackhammer

        Hahaha. Will, that’s actually a pretty good death metal band name.

        – 500 points

      408. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

        Red-Gold Riggers

      409. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:49 pm

        Chicken Nöödle Soup

      410. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

        Music to Cheat to

      411. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

        Cardigan

      412. Mining For Dingleberries

      413. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

        Old Age Death

      414. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

        Well, fuck. We can’t all be imperfect.

      415. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:51 pm

        Hahahahaha.

        Quit your crying.

      416. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:51 pm

        Loose Monkey Stool

      417. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:52 pm

        Thanks PJ!

      418. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:52 pm

        U Tomb

      419. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:53 pm

        Lost Baby Elephant

      420. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:53 pm

        Snoop Hatey Hate

      421. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:54 pm

        Zamfear

      422. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:54 pm

        Easter Egg

      423. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:55 pm

        Lollipop Slaughter

      424. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:55 pm

        Peter, Paul and DeathFuckAngelCorpse

      425. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:57 pm

        Lolita Complex Affair

      426. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:57 pm

        Pancake Massacre

      427. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:58 pm

        Pancake Massacre

        Hahahahahaha!!

      428. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:59 pm

        TurFÜCKen

      429. Comment by Bartt (now with extra “T” in every spoonful) on June 16, 2008 9:59 pm

        you guys are like those annoying unicorns when they stick out their tongues and make that obnoxious noise and they keep doing it because they know it annoys that other unicorn

      430. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:59 pm

        Weird. I think I ran into a couple of odd spam box filters.

        Let’s see if it lets a shortened version through

        “Loli Complex Affair”

      431. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:00 pm

        Monogamy Priests

      432. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:00 pm

        Blueberry Disaster

      433. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:00 pm

        Donut Holes

      434. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:01 pm

        Ill-fitting Handmade Sweater Hate

      435. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:01 pm

        A Taste of Sunshine

      436. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:02 pm

        Crushed Heads of Garlic

      437. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:02 pm

        Little Squeegees

      438. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:02 pm

        Happy Little Clouds and Squirrels

      439. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

        Cändy Möuntain

      440. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

        Squirrel Farm

      441. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

        Skid-mark Peotry

      442. Comment by Bartt (now with extra “T” in every spoonful) on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

        really, when do you think this silliness will leave y’all’s systems?

      443. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:04 pm

        Slight Discomfort Angels

      444. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:04 pm

        Lucking Fysdexia

      445. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:05 pm

        really, when do you think this silliness will leave y’all’s systems?

        Probably another few years for me. Maybe twelve.

      446. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:05 pm

        We’ll Play When We’re Fucking Well Ready

      447. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:05 pm

        Crüd!

      448. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:06 pm

        Häppy Häppy Jöy Jöy

      449. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:06 pm

        Snowflake Frakus

      450. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:06 pm

        Seeing What Sticks

      451. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:07 pm

        Rün DMV

      452. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:07 pm

        Joy Fuck Club

      453. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

        Shit Storm (the again, there probably is a band with that name already)

      454. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

        Butterfly Fight

      455. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

        really, when do you think this silliness will leave y’all’s systems?

        If my parents and grandparents are any indication, I’d have to say NEVAH!

      456. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

        Crib of Young Child

      457. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:09 pm

        Ball-Sweat Lemonade

      458. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:10 pm

        Triscuit Terror

      459. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:10 pm

        Cörnhole Biters

      460. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:11 pm

        Sock Drawer Crypt

      461. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:11 pm

        Forever Fucked

      462. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:12 pm

        Grandpa’s Diaper

      463. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:12 pm

        Last Men on Earth

      464. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:12 pm

        Denture Drippings

      465. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:13 pm

        Bärney Fïfe

      466. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:13 pm

        May September Brömance

      467. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:13 pm

        Litter-box Takeout

      468. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:14 pm

        Buttplug Chewtoys

      469. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

        Severed Heads Ö Lettuce

      470. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

        Sally Struthers’ Buttcrack

      471. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

        Gnatcatcher Gnömads

      472. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

        Sally Struthers’ Buttcrack

        Hahahahaha. What the hell is wrong with you.

      473. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

        Martha Stewart’s Cameltöe

      474. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

        Eye Scream

      475. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

        You had to ask?

      476. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

        Not-So-Fresh-Feelings

      477. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:17 pm

        I thought Grandpa’s Diaper was worse.

      478. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

        To Do List Massacre

      479. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

        Fecal Flickers

      480. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

        Pen Out Of Ink Hate Corpse

      481. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

        Catheter Bag Stain

      482. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

        Nose-Nugget Miners

      483. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:19 pm

        Pull My Cocksucking Fuck

      484. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:20 pm

        18th Lvl Paladins

      485. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:20 pm

        Chocolate Chip Fuck

      486. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:21 pm

        JÜWS

      487. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:21 pm

        World of WarFUCK

      488. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:21 pm

        Sliced Tongue Lemon Lickers

      489. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:22 pm

        Dark-Liche Dragon Fuckers

      490. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:22 pm

        Death Kotter

      491. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:23 pm

        You Have Brain Cancer and You’re Going to Die Fuck

      492. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:23 pm

        At this point I’m resubmitting “Mighty Morphin Pillow Biters”

      493. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:24 pm

        Sit In Time Out Hate

      494. Oozing Brown Eye

      495. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:25 pm

        You Have Brain Cancer and You’re Going to Die Fuck

        Hey…is that a band name? I thought that was a cereal name?!?

      496. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:25 pm

        Special Eds

      497. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:25 pm

        Somamalis

      498. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:26 pm

        Nope

      499. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:26 pm

        CorpseDeathAngelFuckHate Or Not

      500. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:26 pm

        Well that would have been a good cereal name too.

        Hahaha.

      501. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:27 pm

        My Hotel Room Smells Like Ass Fuck

      502. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:27 pm

        Somamalis

        bastard

      503. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:27 pm

        Telechubbies

      504. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:28 pm

        Danged Friggin’ Crud Head

      505. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:28 pm

        Telechoads

      506. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:29 pm

        I Lost My Job Fuck Massacre

      507. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:29 pm

        Somamalis

        HAHHAHAHAHA!

      508. Day Old Burrito Heads

      509. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:30 pm

        Telechoads

        Hahahahaha.

      510. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:31 pm

        Wiserbud And Mesablue Homo Thrust Anal Disasters

      511. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:32 pm

        Star Whores

      512. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:32 pm

        Damn, why do you do these threads when I am unavailable?

      513. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:32 pm

        Out Of Popsicles Death Rattle

      514. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:33 pm

        Flammable PJs

      515. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:33 pm

        Arsenic In His Coffee

      516. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:34 pm

        wiser, this one was an accident. I’m serious.

      517. Damn, why do you do these threads when I am unavailable?

        To make you wallow in self-pity and loathing.

      518. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:34 pm

        Lug Nut

      519. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:35 pm

        And also, you’re unavailable too frequently.

        See what you can do about that.

      520. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:35 pm

        Mexican Beer Farts

      521. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

        Fücking Fïst Of Kindness

      522. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

        Five Finger Clown Punch

      523. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

        Habanero Hand Job

      524. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

        wiser, this one was an accident. I’m serious.

        He’s lying. He totally emailed me before he even did this post and asked if I had any idea whether or not you were going to be around today because if you weren’t he was going to do a really fun post.

        I have the totally made up email to prove it.

      525. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:37 pm

        Incontinent Angels of Stink

      526. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:37 pm

        Leprachan Strudle

      527. Habanero Hand Job

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      528. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

        Running With Scissors Fucker

      529. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

        Little Lord Fuck You

      530. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

        Retirement Home Self Loathing Cutters

      531. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

        Suicidal Disney Princess

      532. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

        and BiW stole “Daddy’s Fingers” too!!!!!!!

        FUCK!!!

      533. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:39 pm

        Winnie the Skull Fucker

      534. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:39 pm

        Ariel’s Floating Corpse

      535. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:39 pm

        Snow White Bled Out

      536. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:40 pm

        Thumper’s Bloody Stump

      537. and BiW stole “Daddy’s Fingers” too!!!!!!!

        FUCK!!!

        wiser, it wouldn’t be a joke-a-lanche without a Daddy’s Fingers reference!

      538. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

        The Seven Gay Homicidal Dwarfs

      539. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

        Bambi’s Scorched Carcass

      540. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

        Macabre Frog Legs

      541. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

        Snow Fück

      542. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

        The Wicked Pintos

      543. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:42 pm

        Mounted Head of Bambi

      544. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

        Brëad

      545. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

        Tijuana Donkey Dicks

      546. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

        Sissy SpaceFUCK

      547. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

        Christopher Upsidedowncross

      548. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:45 pm

        Jimmy ButtFUCK

      549. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:45 pm

        Cheshire Cat Skull Crushers

      550. Suck Me Raw

      551. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:47 pm

        Pork ‘n’ Beasn Hate Goat

      552. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:48 pm

        Ass Beasns

      553. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:48 pm

        Dammit

      554. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:48 pm

        ok boys, can’t take it anymore. night

      555. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:53 pm

        Carrot Stick Corpse

      556. And She’s Down.

      557. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:54 pm

        Kill it, make it die.

      558. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:55 pm

        Hahahahaha.

        You fucked up “Ass Beasn”.

        Nice one!

        I’m hitting the sack too. Tomorrow is an international holiday so I need my rest.

      559. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:56 pm

        Hillary Clinton’s Crotch

      560. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:57 pm

        No, I was just pissed that you posted it when I was typing it.

        Beasns is perfectly acceptable according to the judges.

      561. Prison Shower Love

      562. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:58 pm

        Goodnight John Boy CadaverFÜCKERS

      563. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:58 pm

        Afterbirth Sandwich

      564. Defiling Rosetta’s Birthday

      565. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 11:01 pm

        O/T:

        I wonder if Obama is bummed that Gore endorsed him tonight.

        Gore doesn’t have a good record of supporting winners.

        Also, he’s a fucking idiot.

      566. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 11:06 pm

        Fucking Idiot Gore

      567. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 11:07 pm

        The Gorebecils

      568. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 10:13 am

        HÄTE Ashbury

      569. Comment by Rich on June 17, 2008 10:14 am

        Thread Killers

      570. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 10:15 am

        MonoNÜKEleosis

      571. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 10:18 am

        Defiling Rosetta

      572. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 10:24 am

        Dead Hogs

        Seriously, this photo of the hogs in Iowa is traumatizing me. The flooding there is horrific.

      573. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 10:26 am

        That reporter better have gone over there and saved those piggies after he took that photo. He should set them free so they have a chance to live by swimming away. Don’t just let them drown.

        Or at least make bacon.

        ugh, that picture bothers me!

      574. Comment by Sobek on June 17, 2008 1:58 pm

        “Marry Banilow”

      575. Comment by Muslihoon on June 17, 2008 3:02 pm

        Þє Яѳċķĩŋįșŧ ßåñð

      576. Comment by Muslihoon on June 17, 2008 3:10 pm

        Pronounced, roughly: theh ya-ur-kh-k’-i-ng-i(n)-sh-t ss-aw-ny-dh.

      577. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 7:17 pm

        PättyRëighn

      578. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:22 pm

        Why is no one traumatized by the poor sweet little drowning piggies?

      579. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 7:35 pm

        I Live In My Parents Bäsëm¨ntHATE fück

      580. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:37 pm

        hahahahahahah! whatever, you just want bacon

      581. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 7:37 pm

        Good luck doing an umlaut over nothing!!

        I am so smart!!

        I am so smart!!

        S-M-R-T!!!

      582. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:48 pm

        Oh is that what that was?

      583. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:50 pm

        Högs

      584. Comment by mesablue on June 17, 2008 8:43 pm

        ¨

      585. Comment by cranky on June 17, 2008 8:55 pm

        Sphïnctër Crämps