Three Boob Friday
Today is the first time in the long history of Big Boob Friday that I forgot it was Big Boob Friday. Knew it was Friday. Forgot about Big Boob Friday.
In my defense, I’ve been partying all week and trying to squeeze some productive work in between the tequila shots and the dry heaves. My birthday was Tuesday and Mrs Rosetta’s was yesterday so it’s been celebratory chaos and carnage.
Did you know that hangovers make the Black Baby Jesus cry?
In honor of the return of Wickedfuckingpinto here’s a song called “As I Watch the Sun Fuck the Ocean” by Boy Hits Car. It’s kinda aggressive so punch the nearest human as you listen.
I went to the vault for today’s picture because I can’t focus enough to search the innernettubes. Please make me a caipirinha and then give a warm round of applause for your BBF model for today, Friday, June 20th, 2008, Penny Jeffottoman.
On this day in 2008, a collective of idiots came up with a list of the Worst Disney Movie Titles. Like “The Lying King”, “Cinderfella” and “Three Men and a Goat”.
Cheers everyone and I hope you have a fantastic weekend!!
June 20, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Ambrosia, Dang!, Not Cool!, Tards, boobs, booze, man-lesbians, mesadick . . Author: Rosetta
414 Comments
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Snow White and the Seven Dildos
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The Little Spermaid
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Skindefella
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Fucktasia.
Wait, are we going for “worst” as in “ewww, porno/creepy!” or “worst” as in “ewww, that attempt at humor was a complete and utter failure!”? Can I win both?
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Libido & Stitch
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Toy Story
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The Line King: Tony Montana Edition
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Monsters, Sphinc.
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Scatatouille
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Dong of the South
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Beauty and the Beastiality.
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The Skincredibles
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Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
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Brother Bear: Special NAMBLA Collectors Edition
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” Please make me a caipirinha and then give a warm round of applause for your BBF model for today, Friday, June 20th, 2008, Penny Jeffottoman.”
*looks at freaky picture*
*collects poodle urine in a glass*
*drops ice cubes in glass*
*pours “Pepe’s Old Socks” brand tequilla over the ice*
*stirs with 10 day old chopstick, stained with leftover Shrimp Cantonese*
*Hands glass to Rosetta*Here you go.
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Song of Rosetta Goin’ South
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The Three Ghey Amigos
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The Great Mouse Detective, starring R. Gere
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The Donkeypunchback of Notre Dame
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The Goofy Hostages Movie
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Gentle Ben-wa Balls
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20,000 Legions Into Lu-Cee
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Jen’s-OK-hole
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The Swiss Family Rapedyourson
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Libido and Stitch 2: Stich Has A Drip
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Sleeping Beauty 2: Roofie’s Choice
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The Ugly Dachsund Owner
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Thumbelina: Revenge of Daddy’s Fingers
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Freaky Three Boob Friday
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Transtasia
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Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin’s Taint
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Pete’s Draggin’ Her Around Again
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The Three Muskyqueers
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The Haunted Manson
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Who Fisted Roger Rabbitt?
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Polyanna (Is a Serial Killer)
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Summer Magically Growing Candy
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Tarzan & MaryJane 2: Dorito Bugaloo
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Mulan: Mother of China
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The Empresses’ Old Kooze
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Chocolate Rain
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Rudy (Can’t FAIL!)
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Cars 3: Trains
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The Lezzie McGuire Movie: Dueling Batwings
Doug’s 1st Erection
Cunty Bears! HEH
The Chipmunk Cheeked Princess
The Berenstain Bears Visit Treblinka
Zenon: Space Slut
Drunkbo
Tar-glans
Brer Rabbit and the Obambi
Bambi 3: Thumper’s Revenge
69 Albanians: White Slavery Edition
The Catlady From Outer Space
That Darn Catlady
Snow White and the Seven Queefs
Inspector Gadget: FuckMachine
The Emporer’s New Spooge
Kim Possible? Chris Hansen Edition
Peter Pan’s Secret Fairy Friend: Finker Tail
Comment by Rosetta on June 20, 2008 4:10 pm
Beauty and the Beastiality
Too slow, Rosie, done 40 minutes ago.
The Apple Dumpling Gangbang.
Lilo and PJMs Stiches
Because I’m a giver, here’s a complete list of Disney animated movies. Help yourselves.
Anybody think Sohos might wanna rethink that avatar after this thread?
The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad and a Thai Tranny Hooker
The Emperor’s New Love Glove
Pinocchio’s got Wood
The Emperor’s New (anal) Warts
on that note, I’m outa here. Long, busy weekend, see y’all maybe Sunday night.
Hannah does Montana (release date early 2013)
A side note- about 5 minutes after the movie “Hanna and her Sisters” came out, “Hanna Does Her Sisters” was released. First porno I ever saw.
Completely off topic: I saw this today when I went out to get a sammich at lunch
http//bigdicksdryrub.com
A treat for your meat.
Wee Willy Winky Grows OUT.
Sitting on Pinnochio’s Face
All Poodles Go to Rosetta
The Swordlike Bone
The Adventures of Hotbod and Mr. Choad.
The Princess Adventures, Vol. 1: Bustin’ Out and Cummin’ In
*Puts out lame ass fire.* Sic’s neighbor’s poodle on Rosetta.
Here’s some big boobs. But only two of ‘em.
Rosetta Humping Poodles Go To Heaven
Jerkulees
Hey bmac, I need some help coming up with new topics for these threads.
Any ideas?
Worst vegetable names?
We tried to do this a couple of months ago but everybody was drunk and the ideas weren’t very good. The link for that thread is at the top of the Comment Hall of Shame above the header photo.
Names for Western Porn Movies?
Oh, this is hilarious:
http://www.imao.us/archives/010152.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080620/ap_on_el_pr/obama_hagel
Shoot me now, please.
Let’s make this about me.
The girl who asked my out, sorta (Pretty K) has been sending me mixed signals. Last time we talked, it was a lot about how she’s looking to make friends, doesn’t want anything serious, thinking about asking someone else out too. (Regarding the latter, I asked her if I should invite the guy to our branch this Sunday so should could ask him out, and she said no. Hahah!) She also mentioned a talk given by Elder Dallin H. Oaks of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. It was about dating, and she said it was a good talk. Strangely, when I went home and looked up the talk, it was about dating and hanging out, namely that emphasis should be more on dating (trying to find a good eternal companion) and less on hanging out. So is she saying that we’re going on a date instead of just hanging out because Elder Oaks said dating is good, hanging out not so much? Or did she just mention the talk to mention that there is dating, and there is hanging out, and so we’re not necessarily going on a date?
So, I’m taking it easier tomorrow. I’m not sure what it is, and I leave it in her hands and in God’s hands what will come of it. A social activity is good as any other. If it turns into a date, great. If not, ah well, at least I will have made a friend.
I think I now understand when men get extremely exasperated when women aren’t clear what they’re doing or what they want. Is it a date? Is it just a dinner? Aaaaarg! I need to know whether I need to stress out or take it easy, girl!
Of course, I half flirt, half not. I’m also being cautious. Who knows. Maybe I’m also being obtuse.
I’m still a little miffed she brought up a guy she used to date.
Yeah, my jealousy came in full force.
And then she mentioned my boy C. See, C is a good friend and I’m helping him become active in the Church again. (A few years back, I used to teach him in Sunday School.) I was going to give a talk and teach a lesson, so I invited him to come over to our branch. His unit is where he lives, which is half an hour from where I live. So he was visiting. And she said when he saw him come to the stand to say hi to me, that she thought he was cute and maybe she should ask him out too to get to know him better. I told her he doesn’t attend our branch, he was just visiting on my invitation. So I asked if I should invite him next Sunday, and she said no. “We’ll just let nature take its course,” she said.
I like C, so I thought that if she and I don’t gel in that way, I’d see if I could set them two up. But I think C is dating someone else right now.
You guys have to check this out. I can’t stop chuckling:
http://asspenny.wordpress.com/2008/06/20/oh-no-attack-of-the-emf/
I’m freaking out here man!
Musi-
If it’s just you and her, it’s a date.
But, it’s just a date, not a lifelong commitment or a monogamous relationship.
Go, have fun, be a gentleman, pay for everything (especially if she offers to pay), have fun in the moment and not worry about if this is the woman you will marry or anything else that will make it more complicated than just an evening with a nice person. Save that stuff for the 3rd date.
I think I now understand when men get extremely exasperated when women aren’t clear what they’re doing or what they want.
Um, trust me, men are oftentimes just as unclear. Can I Fedex you some of my painkillers? You know, just to mellow you out?
“What they’re doing or what they want”
Not even us. It’s what we do, it’s how we roll.
*Sniff My wife left me.
Musli,
Xbrad is correct. Go for it! Don’t worry if it happens it happens if it don’t it don’t. You can NOT make anything happen.
Xbradtc,
HAHAHAHA! Jack and Marlboro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Stuff!
PJM
good thinking! Vicodan Rulze
MCPO,
What??????????
serious?
Vmax – Yup! She went off to some stitchers’ get together in West Virginia until Sunday night. I’m eating KFC and drinking beers. . . .
“Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely
I’ve got nobody to call my own. . .”
*Sniff.UUUUURRRRRPPP!
Excuse me.
I am from Ohio, and West Va, is the butt of most of our jokes. Then Hoosers, then Kentucky.
Here in Fl it is Ga and Missisippi. It varies with each state. In Tx they mocked OK, In NYC they mocked Chicago and LA.
V
Thanks, peoples! I appreciate your advice.
Strange that the past week I’ve been more nervous about a dinner with a girl than with two final papers and a final presentation.
At least my priorities are in the right place, no?
Anyhoo…I think I’ll calm down a bit.
Again, thanks!
Musli,
I was married 23 years ago. For 1 year. In that year the Ex LIVED with 14 diff guys. Yes I am divorced. It is not so bad. I have dated a crapload in the past 23 years. It gets better after a few.
Yeah, the secret is to find out what kind of date it’s going to be; peck on the cheek date, 5 minute makeout session date or “Would you like to come in for coffee?”.
That let’s you know whether it should be dinner at Jack in the Box, Sizzler or someplace nice.
I’m from San Diego. I mock everyone.
Also musli, the meat needs to have been sitting out for several days. A hot environment is preferable.
Sausage is always a nice gift on a first date. . .
what’s the problem?
go to your dashboard
click on manage
click on links (below manage after you’ve clicked on it)
click on add new
anymore questions, just ask
*I wouldn’t blogroll me either, I’d be embarrassed if I were you
I can’t believe I missed all this!
Beauty and the Breast
Tuck Everlastoneofthem
The Nookie
Flight of the Gladheateher
101 Damnations
Wiser Bud: Golden Receiver
PA- You are a saint! Now, hows about you bringing me another Yuengling?
No bmac, I was first…..sheesh, it’s like you can’t even see me or sumpin
Hi PA!
those are good and naughty, you rock!
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