A Collision Course

Moarning.

 

What the hell have you been doing all day?!

Big Boob Friday

Hi. As you know, the lawyers from Gortons are trying to shut this mother fucker down. Apparently some asshole has been linking, and constantly referencing their number one selling product. But we’re not going to take it. Nay, we’re not going to take it. We’re not going to take it….anymore.

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Today’s BBF model, in addition to teaching kindergarten, likes to suck down 40s, poor a little out for her homeys, smoke whole turkeys, practices cross fit 3 times a week, gardening, and perform avant garde interpretations of Shakespeare’s tragedies. She stands 5 feet fat, weighs in at an impressive 69 inches and would you like to beware the booty….please put down your bottle of Hennessy and put your hands together for Miss Moe!!!!!!!!!!

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Dues must be in by Tuesday

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. If you haven’t already seen the silliness with guitar players and slugs, check this out. Our music for this morning is another one of those grimacing musically.

This week’s theme is Game of Thrones. I’ve only seen four episodes, but I do believe I’m hooked.
First up is Richard Madden.

Yes No Yes Yes

MMM 137: Happy thoughts to get you going

Minimal text today. Really minimal.

But, happy thoughts.

That’s right….still alive…

So it occurs to me that I haven’t posted anything in……well…a really long time.

 

So I’m overdue.

 

What to post…what to post?

 

Oh! Sarah Palin doing the ice bucket challenge…in a silk shirt. Quite the screamer. That’ll work to start.

 

Actual content?  Yeah, I’ve got none.

 

Here, enjoy yourselves.

Saturdawww

BBF

Boobs. Abbreviated.

Hopefully just a filler until the original volunteer steps in.

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Born to a Greek father and Irish mother in Athens, she moved to Ireland at age four and was raised in Killiney. She reached a new peak in the presence of public consciousness in August 2009 after posing in a bikini for a controversial photo shoot for Food & Wine magazine; the magazine apologized after a bunch of numbnuts got offended and pissed and moaned. Her fighting weight is a tiny 112 pounds (bitch) and she graduated summa cum laude with an all natural 32C-24-34 GPA.

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 She’s tube-sock-worthy and needing a good spanking; her name to be revealed below…