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“Unconscious people don’t want tea…”

I am pretty sure that line isn’t supposed to be funny, but…..

Also, ya gotta love the 80’s…whether you want to or not

Welcome to my state….

September 24, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chocolate, DDH, Finely Freckled, Hanks, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Makin' Bacon, new post, pelvic thrust, riding the cock carousel, Socialism!, tenterhooks, The More You Know, Thorific, Uncategorized, Uniform, whiskey, Who Cut The Cheese?, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, wisermeany, Xanthan gum, You have some Junk in the Trump, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom sends her love, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 193 Comments

MMM Throwback: MMM 14

Enjoy.

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July 13, 2020
Categories: #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, grope em if you got em, homophobe, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, POON!, racist, rape culture, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous, transphobe, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 173 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

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Your model for today was born in Berne, New York on September 18th, 1992.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 26 – 31 and 117 lbs.  Please get comfy and get to know Mrs. Chelsie Aryn-Miller.

 

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April 10, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, ann coulter, barely passable trannies, BBF, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, fishy, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Heads I win, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, is tee-roy still in prison?, Knockers, Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, personal junk, police involvement, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, rush limbaugh, Say "What" Again, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smokeshow, starfish, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Taint Tanner, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, Tube Steak Fever, unintended consequences, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's MJ?, Who Cut The Cheese?, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom is a fish monger . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Melbourne, Florida on December 7th, 1988.  She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34D – 24 – 35 and 119 lbs.  Stop multitasking and focus on Miss Elizabeth Ostrander.

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February 7, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, Finely Freckled, Happy Birfday Wiser, Heavy Metal Thunder, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Suck It., swinging with friends, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, The Cat's Pajamas, wisermeany, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 137 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D–28–38 and 135 lbs.  Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!

 

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January 17, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Ball de Cheese, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Don't Make Me Kill You, duck face, ducks are people too, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hitler, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mardi gras groping, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, My Sharona, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

MMM 383

Not really feeling it today.  I realized that looking for these pictures is starting to feel like a real chore.  Not sure if I’m bored, distressed at all the e-thots, or just tired of doing these after 383 posts.  I need to think up some new content for Mondays.

In the meanwhile, it looks warm there.

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September 16, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, misogyny, Redhead Bonus Points, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 138 Comments

MMM 382

Last gasp of Summer this week, forecast says 80s and 90s from tomorrow on.  60s right now.  We shall see.

Looks warm there.

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September 9, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, Beauty Personified, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 103 Comments

MMM 381: Summer’s End

I knew  girl named Summer in high school.  She had a nice end.  I’ve got some work to do before the snow falls, so the break in the heat is welcome, but winter always brings difficulties.  Yes I know summer doesn’t really end for another 3 weeks or so with the Autumnal Equinox.  I don’t celebrate commie holidays, so I needed another theme.  I choose to celebrate Labor Day most years by working as hard as I can at something for which I won’t be paid, as a remembrance of what communism really is.

The toe of a dromedary.

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September 2, 2019
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Holidays, homophobe, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 71 Comments

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