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MMM Throwback: MMM 14

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July 13, 2020
Categories: #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, grope em if you got em, homophobe, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, POON!, racist, rape culture, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Strap On Anonymous, transphobe, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 156 Comments

Also known as the Druid’s Altar, this circle of moderately large stones (quarried nearby, so it was a lot of work but was not a particularly difficult undertaking) was assembled and used between 1100 and 800 BC on the southern tip of Ireland, likely by genuine druids. As an Irish descendant, it is somewhat spooky to look at this and think that ancestors may have used this site, and possibly for some very unsavory things.

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June 15, 2020
Categories: homophobe, Learn some shit, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, racist, right wing rethuglican, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 155 Comments

Thursday Emergency Poat

Remember, saying that God created the universe is a sign that you are stupid, but believing that the universe is a giant hologram is SCIENCE!

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January 23, 2020
Categories: #Problematic, 9/11 Bush's fault, almond, Balls, Bowler, braunschweiger, california lesbian in love, Cartman, Dan Rather, DDH, ember shoes, Emily, Finely Freckled, fishy, flick it, Granny Clinton, Grippe, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, John Galt, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Not Boobs, pelvic thrust, rape culture, Sandra Fluke, Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 126 Comments

Year Of The Pig

It’s a little early but like a horny college student I’m going for the pigs early in the evening. Next Tuesday in addition to it being the best SOTU ever it’s also the Chinese New Year aka Lunar New Year aka Spring Festival aka A Day No Cats Would Die.

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January 31, 2019
Categories: Finely Freckled, FUCK YOU ICE, I'm all out of bubble gum, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, just another jimbroglio, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, polishing turds, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, your mom likes a slippery trout, your mom's cooter . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 111 Comments

MMM 337: Summer’s End

You’ve got a little less than 2 weeks until Summer 2018 ends. Make the most of it.

Kitty phone.

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September 10, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 155 Comments

MMM 333: Summer wanes

It’s still pretty darned hot here, but the nights are getting cooler. Make the most of what remains if you’re due for snow in a few months.

She looks good in snow.

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August 13, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, Beauty Personified, butt-pokey blues, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 97 Comments

MMM 330: Nobody died

We did a full 48 hours without mom this weekend, and it went as well as could be expected. I was exhausted afterward and just barely made it out of bed this morning, though. Should be a fun week on the job.

It took 45 minutes to get her hair to look right. Just speculating.

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July 30, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, misogyny, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, open your chaste mouth, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 122 Comments

MMM328: heat wave again

Been in the low to mid 90s for about a week, hot enough that I’m afraid to run the lawnmower and haven’t even wanted to go outside to do anything, even though it’s been sunny. Did about 5 hours in the lake swimming with the family on Saturday, and that about wrecked me for Sunday. Did manage to cut down a small cherry tree on Friday that was way too close to the house. Debating whether the apple tree needs the same treatment. What kind of moron puts an apple tree 5′ from a foundation wall?

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July 2, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 116 Comments

MMM 322: Hot wire

So the solar box we’d initially bought to power the horse fence lasted approximately one day installed, then stopped delivering the requisite zap. So yesterday I dug a 60′ trench, buried the cable, and now our new fence is on-grid and the solar box is hopefully going back to the factory for a stern talking-to. Fortunately (?), all four equines are still with us. Still lots and lots of unpacking to do, but I’ve got Thursday and Friday off this week as a gap between contracts. Should be plenty of time.

High-waisted.