Toad Turds Tuesday

Bufo americanus bisches. And don’t you forget it.

The American Toad.

Not to be confused with any of your run of the mill other types of toads. Bufo americanus is the shizzle.

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BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Pleasrace me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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heteroclite

The weirdest stuff cracks me up. My sig-ot is used to my bizarreness and makes sure to steer me out of the way of unsuspecting people when we’re out and about and I’m feeling plucky.

Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands) I recommend checking them out when you’re in the netherregion smoking dope with phat

I’ve seen this place a few times. I like the netherlands. The ppl are friendly, the beer is good, and hookers.

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Parthenogenesis

Snakes are some interesting beasts. They scare the shit out of most people. It’s a world wide phenomenon too.

https://www.factretriever.com/snake-facts

https://www.livescience.com/43641-copperhead-snake.html

I was looking up some copperhead shit yesterday (because of our snake talk) and came across this little factoid that I had forgotten:

https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/ae177-copperheadinwater.jpg?w=497&h=291

 

“A copperhead snake, like the one pictured here, had a litter of four offspring in 2009. The problem was, the snake hadn’t had any contact with a male in five years. Scientists confirmed recently the female copperhead was the first evidence of virgin birth in a pit viper snake.

Credit: Credit: Chuck Smith” (http://tinyurl.com/y8tkuo5v)

So – those bitches be tricksie!!

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