Ode To The Ham Sandwich

As we have often heard and most people know (mainly from the TV genre known as “police procedurals“), a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Fewer people know WTH a grand jury is much less what indict means. Where we all can find common ground is in the ham sandwich. Let’s meet the players

pains

Shout out to Lithuanian Dark Rye Bread! Zajabis!

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Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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Toad Turds Tuesday

Bufo americanus bisches. And don’t you forget it.

The American Toad.

Not to be confused with any of your run of the mill other types of toads. Bufo americanus is the shizzle.

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BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Pleasrace me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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heteroclite

The weirdest stuff cracks me up. My sig-ot is used to my bizarreness and makes sure to steer me out of the way of unsuspecting people when we’re out and about and I’m feeling plucky.

Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands) I recommend checking them out when you’re in the netherregion smoking dope with phat

I’ve seen this place a few times. I like the netherlands. The ppl are friendly, the beer is good, and hookers.

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Parthenogenesis

Snakes are some interesting beasts. They scare the shit out of most people. It’s a world wide phenomenon too.

https://www.factretriever.com/snake-facts

https://www.livescience.com/43641-copperhead-snake.html

I was looking up some copperhead shit yesterday (because of our snake talk) and came across this little factoid that I had forgotten:

https://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/ae177-copperheadinwater.jpg?w=497&h=291

 

“A copperhead snake, like the one pictured here, had a litter of four offspring in 2009. The problem was, the snake hadn’t had any contact with a male in five years. Scientists confirmed recently the female copperhead was the first evidence of virgin birth in a pit viper snake.

Credit: Credit: Chuck Smith” (http://tinyurl.com/y8tkuo5v)

So – those bitches be tricksie!!

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