BBF

Hello hummers and dogs who know the words, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England.  She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs.  Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!

Sean’s Delicious Calamari

You people make me sick. We spent an entire day talking about turtlenecks when there are very real and important things going on in the world!

1. Some chick no one has ever heard of was asked not to be rude by the guy whose job is to chastise rude people.

2. Some homeless lady was the butt of a mild joke about her hair which was racist and also anti-domicileless.

3. A cranky alcoholic colicky baby who is running for president in 2020 mentioned the chick no one had ever heard about and the homeless lady.

4. Car in called me twice just to talk.

Ok fine, I made that last one up but the rest are 100% real stories that were covered wall to wall by the very serious gossip columnists we pretend are reporters and journalists. And you trogdilytes trogdelites trogderplites losers decided to make the funneh about foreskin.

Shame!

 

Phishtique

Name polls were fun. I liked Lauraw’s idea of making “James” a blog name ergo not a contender. More fun than a circumcision. Here’s some relationship advice

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I’ve been listening to Def Leppard lately, so let’s have this one even though it belongs on Monday or Friday.

Let’s see who’s in the hunky folder for today.

Tuesday Memes

I’m just throwing up Imgur stuff to bridge MMM and HHD while we wait for BBF.

MMM 267: Moderately Modest Monday

Hola, bienvenido muchachos.  I’m out of the office this morning on a personal errand/work of mercy, and may not be contributing all that much to the conversation until later in the day.

We’re doing something a little different today, because I needed a break from the usual women in tight lycra begging for attention on Instagram.

Here’s a young woman in a pretty blue dress.

New schtuff poat

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder.
I love the look on the pup’s face.

Speaking of looks…

Too true.

I shit you not (har!), my brother gave one of those to his son-in-law.
Y’all have a good day.

BBF

Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

God I love that song.

Me:  Big boat deluxe,  big boat denied

Google Play:  Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z:  Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics:  Big boat deloves, big boat denies

 

Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale.  Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

Mittelschmerz Bloviation Thursday

Today’s musical selection is kind of mellow. Not sure why I thought of it recently. It conjures up a very specific memory of driving back to MA after a trip to VT. Some local station was playing it and it just struck a chord with me that day. Yeah, I know, ghey.

The northern town is in England but hey, I lived in a northern town, so WTF.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Here’s a song from the days when Saturday Night Live was funny.

I don’t have a theme for today, just posting ones I like.