Tales from the Dumb Side

Our story today comes, yet again, from my favorite pet leftist, the music store guitar teacher.

Not actually him, but pretty damn close.

I mentioned semi-humorously that I would be incredibly surprised if any Progressives actually bought a MegaMillions lottery ticket this week, when you consider that winning would immediately catapult that person directly into the top 1%. And, as we have all learned over the past few months, being in the top 1% is evil, unfair, borderline criminal and downright anti-American.

Out like a lamb

Big Boob Friday

Good evening bags of douche. I sincerely hope that everyone had a wonderful week. I wrote this song while Michael was in the band Roxy Music, in the early 80’s. He’s obviously Brian Ferry. Wiser also makes an appearance in the video at 1:50, so keep your eyes peeled.

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Today’s model was born in merry ‘ol England way back in 1990. She was recently awarded a 32GG  (NSFW) on her law school exams, but decided it would be more lucrative to display her awards for cold hard cash. Thanks Kelly!

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Big Boob Friday, Clown Car Edition

Good afternoon.  Please hand your tickets to Andre the Giant, follow the line around the corner into the second tent, and wait patiently for the bearded lady.  While you’re waiting, please listen to this song I wrote while a member of the Hostage Carnival and Freak Show™.

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Today’s BBF model is sort of famous, but probably not for the reason you are thinking. Most of all, she really, really likes children.

FYI

Spicy or Extra Crispy?

Mmmmmm. Asian girl.

HHD Act of Valor and Acts of Handsomeness Edition

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Let’s pretend it’s still Monday, for Laura’s sake

So it’s not Monday any more, and it’s not Wednesday yet, and no one else has stepped up to the plate. I really don’t want to do this, but I feel larger events have forced my hand.

Here’s a video I like:

Muscular Monday Motivational

I’m pretty sure sitting on my poang for 16 hours/day is what’s been hurting my hip, so I may need to kill my Sunday Skyrim marathons. No wonder my weekends are so tiring!

Off topic, does anyone know if you can return a book to Amazon just because it sucks? I’ve got a book so bad I’m pretty sure my negative review will win Nobels.

Also, something is really, really wrong with me, because I saw this hot chick, and what did I see first? Her tricep. I gots the envy.

Yep, I’m deranged.

Sunday Sugar Rush

Let’s have some fun.

Here is every relationship in three acts.