Thursday Emergency Poat

Remember, saying that God created the universe is a sign that you are stupid, but believing that the universe is a giant hologram is SCIENCE!

Little Drummer Meme

Yep, you guessed the song! Maybe not the arrangement, though:

It’s after Thanksgiving, we can put up the Christmas decorations now.

MMM 387: The Temple of Kukulcan

Reminder: Secret santa targets go out tonight after 7pm. If you want in, get in now.

The Werdpuss Editor lost all my content the first time I hit publish and I don’t have time to do it again.  Outer layer built in ~900 AD, 3 layers that we know of, evidence of animal and human sacrifices on site, yada yada go read wikipedia.

MMM 381: Summer’s End

I knew  girl named Summer in high school.  She had a nice end.  I’ve got some work to do before the snow falls, so the break in the heat is welcome, but winter always brings difficulties.  Yes I know summer doesn’t really end for another 3 weeks or so with the Autumnal Equinox.  I don’t celebrate commie holidays, so I needed another theme.  I choose to celebrate Labor Day most years by working as hard as I can at something for which I won’t be paid, as a remembrance of what communism really is.

The toe of a dromedary.

MMM 380

First day of preschool.  Pray for Oso.

If she wrecks, that’s a whole lotta road rash.

MMM 378

We’re running low on Summer, folks.  School has already started in some (commie) school districts.  Beaches will be cold and empty soon, but at least we won’t be mowing too many more times.

I think they call this “glistening”.

MMM 376

Day 4 of 7 as solo dad.  I might make it, we’ll see.

She seems nice.

MMM 374

With the death (sorta) of tumblr, these got harder to accumulate, but I managed with a few groups on Reddit.  With them having pseudo-banned The_Donald, I’m not sure I want to give them even a few clicks a month, plus a lot of those images are simply porn and I have to do a lot of sifting to find the non-nude, non-salacious images.  I might have to go back to mushrooms or figure something else out.

Pretty smile.

MMM 373: A full ton of grass clippings

So if you ever let parts of your lawn “go” in the hopes of making hay out of it, you’ll get some surprises.  You may find that some of it is actually rye and timothy, which will grow tall and straight and will become hay readily, but you’ll likely also find that quite a bit of it… doesn’t.  You’ll see some grass that has thin, whispy blades that fall down, twist into cowlicks, and generally get matted like a long-haired cat with bad grooming habits.  If you subsequently try to mow that, you’ll learn that there’s a limited amount of torque your mower is actually capable of exerting, and you’ll get to do a few restarts, assuming you can even clear the deck and let the blade spin again.

Meg squats is her yoo boob channel.

MMM 371

Power outage yesterday helped us learn that the breaker in the house labeled “barn” might not be connected to, well, anything.  The barn appears to be wired to a breaker labeled “OUT” in the breaker box in the other basement.  Neat!

Big balls around this place.