For the second time, no less.
Pretty hair.
For the second time, no less.
Pretty hair.
March 26, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, Beauty Personified, flick it, flick it good, grope em if you got em, homophobe, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 111 Comments
Something was missing document-wise for my buyer’s buyers on Friday, so that closing is now happening today, supposedly. We shall see.
Aaaaaalmost too racy for WP.
March 19, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 161 Comments
Because it was just starting to be light in the mornings when I got up, and now that’s shot to hell for a month at least.
What’s she looking at?
March 12, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, groomin' your shroom, homophobe, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 145 Comments
First a bit of motivational music- this is a real toe tapper.
Let’s see who I have in my binders of women.
The woman on the left is doing a chest to bar, which … bad-ass.
This looks pretty hard-core too, but I don’t want to try it.
The dreaded wall balls. I hates them.
Kettlebells are good.
The way I feel after most workouts.
See? Kettlebells are hard. This is kettlebell girl.
Are you motivated? I am.
/side note – I’m happy to see that “beer tree farm” has made it to our categories. Well played.
Closing song:
Update: I can’t believe I didn’t include this!
March 5, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Blankie, Boobs, Brazil, Chocolate, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Floyd, Follically challenged, Granny Clinton, Grippe, Hosefuckers, Jesus Freak, Joke thread, Man, monkey love, One Foot Muff, Pure Genius, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 179 Comments
Don’t sell a house you live in. Emptying it is so much easier than getting it pretty enough for pictures.
This sweater is small and impractical.
February 26, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 127 Comments
Gotta get the house ready for pictures this week. Taking a carload of boxes and a cat to parents’ house next weekend. Have to go check for trapped varmints as soon as I publish this poat. Woo!
Locker room selfie.
February 19, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, pron, racist, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 178 Comments
I managed to get behind on work over the weekend, so today will be quick.
Looks warm there.
February 12, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake Juice, Snake juice guzzler, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 249 Comments
That’s what you do when you get 6″ of snow but have solo custody of a very small child the next day and you know you have to be able to drive to the store at some point. Did that for just over an hour tonight (I’m writing Sunday night because I have to get up with the toddler in the morning for day 3). Tired. Time to put the pics in the post and then kill zombies for a while.
Her booty is well labelled.
February 5, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, Balls, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, homophobe, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 114 Comments
So what I’ve learned is that I’m not managing stress well at all lately. I’ve taken too much on, or at least what I’ve taken on has swelled beyond what I can cope with adequately. I need to spend some effort on dealing with that, managing it, because it’s not going away any time soon.
Looks warm there.
January 29, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, rape culture, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 173 Comments
Because this is a classy place
&
I am most assuredly a classy guy –
Some Music:
Some Poetry:
“”Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!”
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)
And he was ready with iron hoot
And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot.[7]”
Some Art: (no not that kind)
January 23, 2018
Categories: 0, amazing post, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Chief Grumpybutt, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fire in the hole, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Glitter Shit, High Society Trash Bloggin', Marez-ee-dotes, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, new post needed ASAP!!!, NOT another post by Pupster, O, oprah's big booty band, Oso made me do it!!!!, personal junk, pruritus ani, rape culture, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, the old ass-hair combover trick, this post stinks, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: xbrad thinks susan estridge is hot . Author: jam2 . Comments: 152 Comments
I’ll tell you, I had to turn the Olympics off last night. The gay overload with the gay flags and gayness and the gay skier and the all about gay was too much for me. How does being gay have ANYTHING to do with skiing unless you’re purposefully landing on a pole?