Sunday Morning Post

Do you know this man?


He is Raul Labrador, conservative Congressman from Idaho.  On the Meet the Press panel discussion this morning, he brings righteous fucking thunder.  He has a great, calm, pleasant demeanor, he does his homework and he completely clowns the idiot liberals on the panel.

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I got nothin’, but… here

Useful to some of you perhaps:

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Saturday new poat

Some stupid stuff for you this morning, because we know what happened to you last night.

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Big Boob Friday™

Hello egg sucking dog.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  I saw this GIF at the Chive.  It’s one of our BBF lovelies, Shay Laren.  She strikes me as a fun chick.

Today’s musical interlude was linked on the last thread by noted cross-dressing jackass scott.  It’s by Jon Lajoie so you know it’s good.  It’s my new favorite song.  It also contains the best lyric ever written:

♪♫  Fuck birth – entering the world of space and time is a bitch,

Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick.  ♪♫

Hahahaha.  That’s brilliant.  Good find scott you total douche.

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¿Dónde está las tatas?

Today’s BBF will be of the late afternoon variety.


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I’m uncomfortable making posts about me to this degree but whatever.

You scum that have kids, how did you do it?  I feel better when I turn my brain off and don’t think too much about it.  Because if I don’t think too much about it, I’m excited.

When I think about it, having a little man FREAKS ME OUT!!  I have love shooting out of my ass so I know that’s not a problem.  I just think about what it means to have a baby and it’s pretty much the biggest thing ever in the history of time ever of all time the biggest deal EVER that’s ever happened EVER!!!

Part of me knows that I will be a great Daddy and I have lots of good examples to learn from, my own Dad being the best.  But if anyone has any encouraging words, advice, warnings, frequent flier miles they want to give me just in case, I would love to hear it.

Despite the fact that all of you suck and are pretty much complete losers, it means a lot to me to hear what you have to say.

So shoot me the best that you have in the comments.

And thank you in advance, nice people.



Where does money come from

Celebrating Diversity

It takes a nation of millions to hold me back!  Or someone at WordPress to suspend me due to “an inordinate amount of spam on your site”.


Posting rights RESTORED!!


Since I just did a movie review of a steaming turd, here are two movies that I think are own-worthy.

(1)  Battle Los Angeles was marketed as an alien sci-fi flick and it is that.  But it’s also a damn good war movie.  The aliens are almost incidental to the plot.  Yes, you do get to see UFOs crash and burn and aliens get gutted but the movie is great in my honest but correct opinion because it’s actually about the awesomeness that is our military.

2.985 out of 3.195 bald heads.

(2)  Lincoln Lawyer is one of the best law thrillers I’ve seen in a long, long time.  It ranks up there with Absence of Malice, The Verdict and Primal Fear.  And you should see those three movies if you have not already.

Matthew McCoanaheyhagy is outstanding in the lead role as your typical scumbag defense-attorney-for-hire.  William H. Macy is great in the movie as is Marisa Tomei.  Justin Timberlake and/or Ryan Phillipe is great as well.  The movie is exceptionally well-scripted and acted.  Normal movie-watching rules apply here because you have to pay attention so you shoudn’t watch it while you play JENGA!!!

7.374 bald heads out of 7.832 blad heads.

Enjoy your popcorn.


H2 Films Presents:

~ Something Bashful this Way Comes ~


Wiserbud as Harry Carey

Rosetta as Humilated Japanese chick that shoots a machine gun out of her ass.

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