March 18, 2023
Categories: alcohol, Aliens, Balls, Douche-bagger, fucking genius, In the face, Lazy Man's Lobster, Moist, oxycontin, Remembrance, slut, this post sucks, Waddle Massage, Weekend Memes . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 95 Comments
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Mr. Yuck is Meme
February 4, 2023
Categories: alcohol, Allegedly, At least we're not Ontario, Beaver Button, Brut, Canine, cow snot, Douche-bagger, very rough misogynisting plucking, wearing a wattle, weather blog, Weekend Memes . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 80 Comments
Gluttony’s Aftermath
A study in courage (or something)
December 1, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 3rd Time is the Charm, alcohol, amazing post, bacon wrapped booger, Bowel Prep, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Fat Piece of Shit, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, is tee-roy still in prison?, just another jimbroglio, Lobster Thermidor, Mini Eggs, needs more tartar sauce, open your chaste mouth, Pinch A Loaf, playing Hide the Salmon, quesadillas, Someone needs a sandwich, Thud Sandwich, Who Cut The Cheese?, you might be gay if you like this, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Don't Talk Shit About Total, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 107 Comments
The Great Reset
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The above amalgam makes a healthy society grow despite the Dunning-Kruger Crew.
July 28, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, 1984 - orkcastrated by tards, 7 of 9 fucks not given, alcohol, asshat anonymous, At least we're not Ontario, Broken, Burn it down, butt-pokey blues, catchin' the fishes bishes, Chief Grumpybutt, condom free septic tank, conspiracy theory, Crime and Punishment, Democrat Clown Car 2020, dig deep the gathering gloom, Does this look infected?, don't spread your virus, Eat a bag of dicks, el jibbity, fire in the hole, Hosefuckers, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I'm totally judging you, is tee-roy still in prison?, just another jimbroglio, libtards, monkey madness, oy!!, People Was Educated, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Tards, The Steam Off My Shit, worst post evah!!!!!, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Malicious Stupidity, overcoming the coefficient of parasitic stupidity . Author: jam2 . Comments: 123 Comments
BBF
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born August 19th, 1995 in Vienna, Austria. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please set the table for Miss Katharina Mazepa.
May 13, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, braunschweiger, Brazil, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Dial C for cooter, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Good Stupid, Hitler, Leave Poland Alone, Marathon not a sprint, meghan mccain fat, Mini Eggs, No more wire hangers, open your chaste mouth, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, playing Hide the Salmon, Ride the pony, Sandra Fluke, Smokeshow, Socialism!, Someone needs a sandwich, Tastes More Like Regular, The Cat's Pajamas, Thud Sandwich, Tinfoil lingerie, TurtleFacePlant, unicorns, very rough misogynisting plucking, weiner, whatever, Wisdom, With a tire iron, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 183 Comments
Rock Around the Croc: Hector Berlioz and Program Music
Welcome back you darling little gremlins, it’s time once again to learn some music stuff. Today we continue our exploration of the Romantic Era as we take a look at Hector Berlioz (1803-1869) and the Symphonie Fantastique. But it will take a bit to get to that, so let’s start with a shorter work, “Le chant des chemins de fer” (Song of the Railways):
April 17, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, Ball de Cheese, Beer, Birthday Cake, Books . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 98 Comments
I like this Chick
Not really –
February 17, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, alcohol, As Little as Possible, cashew, coonskin cap, Does this look infected?, Follically challenged, Hardware, motorboating done wrong, Penis Sipper, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stetson, Tinfoil lingerie, Where's Cyn?, Your Mom, zero fucks . Tags: Brain Diseased, That's Gonna Leave A Mark, words that begin with SLUT . Author: jam2 . Comments: 103 Comments
Crytidz – a Message from the Good Doctor
Because I post stupid shit that doesn’t even make sense to me most of the time, one of our brothers here at hostageland sent me a link for this little beastie:
January 27, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, alcohol, Aliens, amazing post, asshat anonymous, asshole, Balls, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Cheedy, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Cults, foreskin, Genital Itch, Learn some shit, Moist, monkey love, sissymaryrosettacunt, Suddenly Sumo, this post sucks, Turkey Taint, whiskey, worst post evah!, Your mom sends her love . Tags: Brain Diseased, Seriously, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
This is Memeness
June 26, 2021
Categories: #indogyears, #Problematic, alcohol, amazing post, Ed Balls, Fuck you Georgia, mardi gras groping, Plumbing, Snake, Who Cut The Cheese? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 65 Comments
HHD
Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song.
Now for the hunks.
I don’t know what he did to piss off people, but Mike Rowe was trending on Twitter and not in a good way. So I’m pretty sure I agree with whatever he did or said.
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April 14, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: hhd is infrastructure . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 203 Comments
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