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My Favorite Put Down

I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?

The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.

Smoothbrain

Cockholster

Friend of Dorothy

Assface

Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)

Chickenman

Dickbag

Peen lover

9/10 would smash this smoothbrain cockholster

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April 29, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Compound W, condom free septic tank, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, H2 Eulogy, Hai Karate, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, Mini Eggs, NOT another post by Pupster, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, rhymes with "your mom", Ride the pony, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Summaries, Tastes More Like Regular, Ten Gallon, TurtleFacePlant, We don't need no stinking categories, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 193 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song.

Now for the hunks.
I don’t know what he did to piss off people, but Mike Rowe was trending on Twitter and not in a good way. So I’m pretty sure I agree with whatever he did or said.

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April 14, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: hhd is infrastructure . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 203 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Found a new source of HHD fodder, but, wow, some of them need a sammich. First, the song, inspired by the courtin’ song last week.

And now for the hunks.

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April 7, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: block editor still sucks . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 157 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, despite WordPus’s best attempt to screw me over with their sucky software. Let’s get started. It’s not Halloween, but I’ve been listening to this group lately.

Today’s lead model, courtesy of TiFW, is Iain Glen.

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March 31, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: block editor sucks . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 199 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I have a feeling this song is a repeat.

So there’s a picture below the fold that may or may not be Steve McQueen. I looked him up, and today is his birthday. So he gets both above and below the fold.

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