I’m sure we’ve all done the “What if…?” mind dance.
I’m sure we’ve all done the “What if…?” mind dance.
May 5, 2022
Categories: #Problematic, conspiracy theory, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Loaded dice, oy!!, Remembrance, sissymaryrosettacunt, Tards, this post sucks, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 109 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today was born March 10th, 1964 in Ogden, UT. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 36 – 24 – 36 and 126 lbs. Please fetch spectacles for Miss Cynthia Brimhall.
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January 28, 2022
Categories: #H2, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Chief Grumpybutt, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dedicated to Your Mom, Eat a bag of dicks, Finely Freckled, Granny Clinton, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Loose Ass Snatch, Lumbago, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, Methadone Clinic Cougar, milestones, Music Classics, Old Person, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Remembrance, Waddle Massage, With a tire iron, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Feeling the "Love", shut your whore mouth . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments
Christmas Themed Oddities
So I was going to do a “Strange Art” poate and as I was surfing for strange (heh) I came across some weird Christmas looking stuff and then went down the Christmas Carde rabbet whole.
Date line London 1843: Some Brit dude hired artist John Calcott Horsley (nice) to come up with a Christmas Card of your mom.
December 23, 2021
Categories: At least we're not Ontario, bacon wrapped booger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, cow snot, dig deep the gathering gloom, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Finely Freckled, Go Full Karen, Hardware, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, It must be true!, Knockers, Lumbago, mesadick, My safe contains your mom, Old Person, Polar Vortex, Remembrance, skittles, Taint what you think, Thorific, walnut, Xanthan gum, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Brain Diseased, Tards, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today was born in America on March 1st, 1994. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 30 – 24 – 34 and 123 lbs. Please grab a sandwich for Miss Colleen Cole.
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September 3, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, Aliens, American Hero, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Canine, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Don't Talk Shit About Total, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Like a Viking, Microvag, Mini Eggs, misogyny, needs more tartar sauce, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pinch A Loaf, Plumbing, poat, racist, rape culture, Remembrance, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments
June 15, 2021
Categories: Foreignotica, Premolar, Remembrance . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 146 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
May 18, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm all out of bubble gum, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, marriage, Maxi Pads, Microvag, Muppet Porn & You, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Person, Old Spice, Oprah's Slut Club, OWS Douchebags, people make me sick, Poon In Ivy, Pure Genius, Remembrance, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, slut, Smoke a pole, Stetson (for men), Superblood, Tastes Less Like Regular, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 127 Comments
I got nothin’ to say other than parenting is a young man’s game. Why did none of you assholes tell me this?
July 3, 2019
Categories: BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Electrical, furry, Garden, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Joke thread, Juice, Merry Christmas, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ . Comments: 59 Comments
I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.
Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.
Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!
March 15, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, Breitbart, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, Happy Birfday Wiser, It must be true!, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, new post needed ASAP!!!, NHL, Prankophilia, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Your mom likes this, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 128 Comments
Next thing you know people will stop having sex in the bush too….
February 12, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, braunschweiger, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, Genital Itch, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, is tee-roy still in prison?, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Marez-ee-dotes, Master Henry, mesadick, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, rape culture, Remembrance, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, unintended consequences, Where's Cyn?, Whiny little twerp, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 142 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.