Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday 2020 Championship Final Round 1.
Here we have the first three of nine finalists competing for fabulous prizes, honors, and bragging rights.
Contestant’s names in the headers are links to the original 2020 BBF post with additional pictures.
December 4, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, asshole, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Button Nose, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Secret Santa, She-Meat, slut, Smokeshow, Things that really matter, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, unicorns, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 204 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Democrat Clown Car 2020, democrats, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dig deep the gathering gloom, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger, Dr B wants to Spank you, Drinking heavily, Drugs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, ducks are people too, Earworm dammit, Easter Eggs, Easter Pig, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, ember shoes, Emily, Emily's Dull Affect, erection day coverage, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, Fire melt steel mantra, fishy, flick it, flick it good, Floppy Disk, flower power, flowering flower, Floyd, Follically challenged, Foreignotica, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, FUCK SALT!!!, Fuck the GOP, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, funny, furry, Garden, gardenblogging, General Bitching, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, Gentian violet, Glitter Shit, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Go Vote!, goatse, Good Stupid, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, GOP Assholes, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Granny Clinton, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, H2 Eulogy, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, Hai Karate, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, Headless Whoresman, Heads I win, Heavy Metal Thunder, Helen Thomas, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Help me Regis, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Holidays, homophobe, hopey changey shit, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, Hot Diggity Dog, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I am, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, illuminati, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, Is This Ham Still Good?, It must be true!, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jayson Blair, Jeebus, Jesus Freak, John Galt, Joke thread, Juice, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Lesbians, libtards, Like you know how to read., Literature, Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!!, Luckiest Dog Alive, Lumbago, Lumber, lying phquer, macadamia, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Magic Hat, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Makin' Bacon, Man, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, marriage, Master Henry, Maxi Pads, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, memememems, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, milestones, Mini Eggs, misogyny, Mister Mxyzptlk, mittelschmerz, Moist, Molar, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Mother's Day, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, Music Classics, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, My safe contains your mom, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Never Gonna Give You Up, new post, new post needed ASAP!!!, NHL, Nice Melons, Nigeria, No Drama, No more wire hangers, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, not boyfrien, Not Enough Categories ffs, Not in the mood for a funny poat, not mannish monday madness, Not yo baby, O, October Surprise, Oh Yeah?, Okay, Old Person, Old Spice, One Foot Muff, Oops., open your chaste mouth, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, peanut, peanuts and corn the night before, pecan, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, people make me sick, People Was Educated, personal junk, pets, Phone blogging, Pinch A Loaf, Pink Floyd, playing Hide the Salmon, Pleurisy, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, polishing turds, Politics, Pompadour, Poon In Ivy, POON!, Prankophilia, Pre-Law, Premolar, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Punk Rock, Puns are awesome, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, QUID PRO QUO, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, riding the cock carousel, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Ronaldus Maximus, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, rush limbaugh, Russian Collusion, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shit squirters, SHIZZLAP, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake, Snake Juice, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Socialism!, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Sorry., Space pens, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, Summaries, Superblood, supersonic faggotronic, Sure Why Not, Sweet Tunes, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, Taint Pics of Osprey, Taint Tanner, Taint what you think, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, Tards, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, tenterhooks, The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Cat's Pajamas, The More You Know, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, Thor!, Thorific, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, Tincture of iodine, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, Trump's Fault, truther, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, Tuesday, Turkey Taint, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, Uniform, unintended consequences, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, Vlatabadababadoodoo, walnut, WarPr0n, We don't need no stinking categories, weather blog, Weekend Memes, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Whiny little twerp, whiskey, Whitey is teh Debble, Who Cut The Cheese?, Who You Calling Racist?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, wing nut wingnut, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Wisdom, wisermeany, With a tire iron, Xanthan gum, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, yo!, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on November 21st, 1986 in Louisville, KY. She stands 5′ 6” and measures 35 – 28 – 35 and 110 lbs. Please send your fan mail to Miss Amanda Ashlee Mertz.
August 14, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Brut, but not the good kind, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dial C for cooter, dog love, Dr B wants to Spank you, Fake Butt Accurate, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hot Diggity Dog, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jesus Freak, Learn some shit, Luckiest Dog Alive, Lumber, Moon Pie Smash, No Drama, open your chaste mouth, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, The Cat's Pajamas, unicorns, Where's Cyn?, Yard and Garden . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 164 Comments
Carin hasn’t told us she hates us all recently.
i assume she’s recouping from yoga or something and trying to get up enough energy to recommence her poison pen ranting again.
April 2, 2019
Categories: #H2, amazing post, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, Birthday Beat Down, Brut, Chicks dig a nice tool, dog love, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Headless Whoresman, i'm zero indians, Literature, Moist, Okay, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Snake, The Bear Is Loose, unicorns, Your Mom, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments
With the scandal rocking the Church, I’ve been watching clips from The Young Pope to keep my spirits up.
James Keen is an interesting figure. I don’t buy everything that he’s selling, but some of his thoughts regarding debt/banking are interesting.
How the hell did my girlfriend get all the way to Texas?
L to R: World, Mare.
Some music to start your day.
Good luck. You’re one-fifth of the way through the work week. Don’t give up now!
August 28, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, beefcake, Beer Tree Farm, cereal, Cheese Ball, Hanks, Kinky Afro, Lobster roll, Lumber, Moist, Oso made me do it!!!!, police involvement, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, Superblood, unicorns, Who You Calling Racist?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 122 Comments
You know, I used to absolutely hate poetry. Hated reading it, hated writing it, just generally hated everything about it. I was a prose guy, and I thought there was something silly and frivolous about scribbling thoughts into stanzas and trying to get them to scan and rhyme and all that crap.
Then, something changed. Maybe it was getting sober, though I have no idea why that would have any bearing on this. But over the past few years, I’ve found that there are certain instances where I can best put my thoughts in order by taking up quill and scroll and just churning out some of the old doggerel.
Before we go any further, let’s just get this out of the way here and now:
Okay, now that we’ve dispensed with that (yeah), allow me if you will to emote all over you below:
February 25, 2018
Categories: #hashtag, asshat anonymous, bad trip, Balls, barely passable trannies, butt-pokey blues, CHAD, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Ed Balls, Fourth Grade, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, High Society Trash Bloggin', i'm zero indians, Juice, Kyle, Like you know how to read., Literature, Moist, monkey love, NOT another post by Pupster, Old Person, personal junk, quesadillas, Rocky Dennis, She-Meat, Tastes More Like Regular, unicorns, vagine, whatever, Xanthan gum, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Sean M. . Comments: 162 Comments
Because how long can we keep commenting on Monday’s post?
Relevant:
September 5, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, #Problematic, dicking bimbos, Phone blogging, Pleurisy, police involvement, Politics, Pompadour, Rub meat, Safety, Trump's Fault, unicorns, unintended consequences . . Author: Car in . Comments: 67 Comments
I got some things in the mail recently. You gotta see these. First, MJ sent me a graduation present.
May 30, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, Birthday Cake, Chicks dig a nice tool, crisp bills, Secret Santa, Things that really matter, unicorns, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing . . Author: lumps . Comments: 139 Comments
So funny I bust my felt wiiiiiiddddeee open.
April 11, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, Brian Williams, Brown Snow, Brut, Bugout Jelly, dicking bimbos, Double or nothing, No more wire hangers, North American Goat Love Association, Not Boobs, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, peanut, pecan, Phone blogging, Pleurisy, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, poat, Premolar, pron, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, QWERTY, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, shut your whore mouth, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ . Comments: 103 Comments
Well, the Academy Awards are here again. Yay. If you think you’re sick of hearing about them, try living in Southern California. It’s all they talk about on the news for the next goddamn week.
Most of us aren’t big fans of Hollywood (or as one guy I heard one time called it, HollyWEIRD–delightful!) but maybe you saw a couple of the movies that are nominated this year. Are you rooting for La La Land? Hidden Fences? Something else?
Ah, who am I kidding? We’re all boycotting the Oscars. Not for the politics (okay, maybe a little bit because of the politics) but because the most deserving film of the year wasn’t nominated:
I’m just hoping John Wick 2: The Wick and The Dead gets nominated next year. Probably not, though.
February 26, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, asshat anonymous, Balls, barely passable trannies, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Emily's Dull Affect, Fourth Grade, goatse, High Society Trash Bloggin', illuminati, Jayson Blair, Kenya, Kyle, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Slut Club, Pleurisy, quesadillas, Rocky Dennis, Say "What" Again, Tastes More Like Regular, unicorns, vagine, Where's Cyn?, Xanthan gum, Your Mom, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Sean M. . Comments: 27 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
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