Holding Poat – Bad Trip part ducks

that’s french you ignant bastards –

bad trip

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A picture, such as this, will have to wait.   Elsie must be HELD constantly at this point, and Moose pretty much wants to sniff her all over and over and over. Drooling while he does it.

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Not just yet

 

Here she is.   Snuggled up to my leg when I put her on the ground.

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She is TINY.    Sweet as can be. Snuggles right in really deep.

 

 

BBF

Bonjour bitter clingers and Tushar, please to be feeling welcomed to Big Boob Friday.

I’d already decided “Better Every Day” was going to be my theme for 2016, and then this song played on the rental car radio when I was in California last week on my way to the job site.

IT’S KISMET GODAMIT.

Your model for today was born in Daugavpils, Latvia and currently lives in Los Angeles.  She was Guess’ lingerie spokesmodel in 2011 and measures 35-24-35.  Please stop dancing around the kitchen and welcome Miss Julia Lescova!

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Happy New Year Boob Enthusiasts, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today is an actress, comedian, writer and producer.  She was born in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, USSR but moved to Hollywood when she was 3 years old.  She seems like a lot of fun even though she tries to hide her headlights under a bushel.  Please stop waving that hammer around and welcome, Miss Milana Vyntrub!  

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Game Day, Bitches

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Cheerleader Pic:

Today is the last day to sign up for secrete santa.  No, I didn’t spell it wrong.

Wire in the Hills

Welcome to The Art Wire.

Today, yet another German Expressionist.  What can I say? I like German Expressionism.

Ernst Barlach.  b. 1870 Rostock d. 1938.

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Like other German artists featured here, Barlach was a German infantry man in WWI.  His experiences in that war naturally influenced his work for the rest of his life.

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In addition to his sculpture, Barlach created exceptional woodcuts.  See many of them here.

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One of my very favorite artists,

New Master, Ernst Barlach.

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Have a wonderful day.

 

 

Do You Like to Wear Hats?

There was a time when both men and women regularly wore hats. As a kid I remember some older men wearing hats but over the years they’ve faded away. I didn’t play baseball as a kid and I sure as hell would have looked like a tool walking around with a football helmet on so I wore bandanas when I worked in the yard, hiked and went running. After I discovered that there were hat sizes courtesy of the US Army I was finally able to buy a fitted Red Sox cap which I promptly lost in a topless Jeep on 495 heading back from Cape Cod.

Probably the only hats I see nowadays are the ubiquitous baseball hat and, in the winter, stocking caps for warmth. Folks in the Midwest and Texas are used to seeing people wearing cowboy hats. In New England, if you wear a cowboy hat and are not riding a horse (or Mare) at the same time, you are a douche.

The whole reason I’m thinking of hats is an image I saw while surfing the internet. It is Lena Olin, kneeling over a mirror wearing lingerie and a man’s hat. It is from a scene in a movie based on the book “The Unbearable Lightness of Being“. I read the book on the recommendation of a girl who gave me a great hummer after I broke off my engagement with another girl. I figured it was the least I could do. Anyway, I totally forget what the book is about but remember it was an okay read.

This image ended up on the wall in the men’s room at a bar called Ralph’s in Worcester, MA along with hundreds of other random clippings from magazines that were used for wallpaper by someone who liked decorating bathrooms. Someone had written, with ballpoint pen, “I fucked her titz (sic)” and signed it Fitz. During the 10 years I lived in that town I’d say I went to Ralph’s about 100 times and drank between 200-300 pints of beer there. Over that time the IfuckedhertitzFitz girl greeted me every time I drained my bladder. Who knows, maybe she still greets drunkards to this day.

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